This guy can turn red in the blink of an eye when he is pushed into a hurry.
When I saw Zhou Lingfeng's expression changed, he seemed to be coming to help me.
But just at this moment, I burst out with a roar!
"Don't come here! I don't believe in evil. How can a dignified man be beaten to death by a faceless corpse?"
I was anxious and completely angry!
The anger that had been suppressed in my heart for these days turned into strength at this moment!
The old corpse's nails were still stuck in my clothes. I glanced at it, gritted my teeth, and didn't care that the nails were hanging on my flesh. I punched the old corpse hard in the face without hesitation.
I punched it down with great force and punched a hole in the old corpse's face on the spot, and apparently several facial bones were broken.
I kept doing it, and when my temper got worse, I grabbed the old corpse's neck with one hand, rounded my fist with the other, and said hello to its face.
The corpse's nails were piercing my flesh, which was extremely painful. I took the opportunity to clamp it with a creaking socket, and then hit it in the face with a series of fists.
Two or three seconds later, the old corpse's face, which had been melted flat, was smashed to pieces with my fist. Not to mention, its head was also dented by me...
"Fuck you, do you want to kill me?"
I am neither a saint nor a gentleman. In the face of danger, I am just an ordinary person. I will be violent, afraid and angry!
At the moment, this old corpse is in my fist, with its head covered in blood and flesh. As for the large and small pustules on its body, they are all under my fist, and the blood is overflowing...
I punched the pustule on the old corpse's chest again. Oh my god, yellow blood and intestines flowed out. It was colorful and disgusting!
After a few more punches, I smashed all the pustules on the old corpse's body. It was covered with yellow blood, and bursts of indistinct howls came out of its throat. As for its neck, I used it forcefully.
Pierced by one's own nails!
After more than ten rounds, I put the yellow talisman on the old corpse's forehead, and collapsed on the ground panting, feeling as if I was exhausted.
The old corpse that had been hit also fell in the corner, motionless with blood flowing from his body, and only a hoarse sound came from his throat...
Zhou Xiaoshe hurriedly came over and said, "Old Tie, are you okay?"
"It's okay, be happy!!"
Zhou Xiaoshe looked at me like a weirdo, with a look of surprise on his face, and said: "Old Tie, you were even more powerful than that old corpse just now. Are you on drugs?"
"Knock on you uncle!" I said angrily.
After I finished speaking, Zhou Lingfeng, who was not far away, twitched his face and looked a little unnatural.
Zhou Lingfeng walked over with ease, threw the old corpse into a body bag, and then stuffed the bag into the sky furnace. After lighting the firewood in the sky furnace, the old corpse was sizzling in the sky furnace.
Burning directly gives off a strong burnt smell...
The old corpse that was burned again couldn't help but beat the furnace in the furnace, but this time with Zhou Lingfeng in charge, no matter how much the old corpse moved, it couldn't help but burn with the blazing fire.
After a while, the old corpse in the furnace gradually fell into calm; and the light that suddenly went out just now also turned on again.
I raised my head and glanced at the sky furnace, and saw that the old corpse inside had turned into a pile of charred bones, without any of the ferocious and strange appearance just now. My heart moved, and I took another look at the firewood burning in the sky furnace, which seemed to be similar to
It's different from what I usually see.
I estimate that the firewood in the furnace today should be made from some special trees, otherwise how could it burn the old corpse...
A few minutes later, I was helped to the side by Zhou Xiaoshe. This guy was rushing around, pouring me wine and lighting cigarettes, which made Zhou Lingfeng, who was beside him, look a little unhappy.
But I don't care about him. I just subdued that old corpse with my bare hands and almost lost my life. What's wrong with enjoying your son's attentive service?
Zhou Lingfeng came over, kicked Zhou Xiaoshe away, and sat down next to me. He grabbed the wine glass and took a sip. He said in a calm tone: "Young man, you have good skills."
"You are a beggar among the dead. If you don't have any skills, you will just give rice dumplings as a ration." I said.
"Oh, a reverse fight?"
"Yes, the family business has been passed down from ancestors, and I have little education, so I can only work hard to make ends meet." I deliberately blew the smoke on Zhou Lingfeng's face, and found that he was not even angry.
Zhou Lingfeng continued: "If you are just making a living, how about you come to my place and become a corpse cremator?"
I was stunned, I didn’t expect this guy to still give up!
I said directly: "I'm not interested. Isn't your son there? Wouldn't it be better to let him inherit your family business?"
Zhou Lingfeng glanced at Zhou Xiaoshe, with a look of hatred on his face, and said: "You think I don't want to? But this bastard is not the material here. He worked as a corpse cremator in the crematorium for two months, and finally found
A bunch of bad friends dance in the crematorium and open KTV every day.”
I was shocked and said, "Niubi, you can do it. You can dance at the crematorium. You are really talented."
Zhou Xiaoshe looked proud, but Zhou Lingfeng slapped him over, making him look disgraced.
I just wanted to laugh while watching, this couple is so interesting...
"Young man, you look a lot like me when I was young." Zhou Lingfeng also lit a cigarette with a serious look on his face.
I can feel that the man in front of me is definitely not simple. At least it can be seen from his eyes that this is a man who has seen strong winds and waves. When the old corpse appeared just now, I didn’t even frown when I saw him.
A moment...
How to quickly close the relationship between two men? There are only three things!
Cigarettes, alcohol, and women.
Just like that, Zhou Lingfeng and I were sitting in the cremation room, smelling the smell of ashes from the furnace next to us. We were chewing cigarettes, drinking millet wine worth three yuan and a half a bottle, and talking about the things we had seen each other.
women...
Zhou Lingfeng said that he admired two men the most in the past. I asked who they were.
Zhou Lingfeng took a sip of wine and said a little drunk: "I used to admire Dong Yong and Xu Xian the most, but later, I admired myself even more."
"What the hell? Aren't these two legendary story characters? Oh, I see, do you admire the infatuation of these two men?"
In my impression, although Dong Yong and Xu Xian are characters in the story, they are representative images of the infatuation of many men and women.
I thought Zhou Lingfeng thought so too, but when he said what he said, I was dumbfounded.
I only heard Zhou Lingfeng say: "I admire Dong Yong because he slept with a fairy; I admire Xu Xian because this guy actually slept with a snake demon... But the one I admire most is myself. Do you know why?"