I stared at the little book with my mouth open, and I didn't come back to my senses for a long time.
"Eighteen techniques for stealing? Are you kidding me? This is obviously a complete collection of human reproduction postures!!"
I felt insulted, but soon a thought suddenly flashed through my head!
That is, these pictures in the little book seem to be exactly the same as those pictures of the Palace of Love on the wall inside the temple entrance...the same wretchedness, the same lifelikeness.
I am extremely certain that these were most likely painted by the same person!!
Looking at the big gold watch and the mobile phone with paint peeling off so hard that I couldn't tell which brand it was, I guessed that it was something from Meteor more than ten years ago, but I didn't expect to see it here.
I looked up and looked around and saw that it was quiet all around. In addition to the human skin curtains hanging all over the house, there were also a few faint traces of bonfires on the ground.
Soon, I found some ripe wheat grains where the campfire had been built. Although there were not many, it was enough to prove that someone had definitely been here, and that person might even have been trapped here.
I remembered that when I first entered the temple, I saw a pair of eyes inside. Later, when I entered, the eyes were missing. Now that I think about it, I suspect that the owner of those eyes may be the person who painted the erotic pictures.
"Interesting, it seems that there are not only resentful spirits and Zhuge Liang's tomb here, but also living people." I said.
"Old man, are you sure there are living people here?"
I nodded, already having an idea in my mind.
A few hours later, I called everyone over, and everyone gathered around to burn a bonfire. They took out the few remaining grains, especially the meat, and put them on the bonfire tray to roast.
After a while, the rich smell of meat filled the whole room...
Zhou Xiaoshe and I had a great meal, and even Mu Sixuan and Yueyao ate several pieces.
After drinking and eating, Mu Sixuan and Yueyao took the initiative to choose a cleaner corner to rest; while Zhou Xiaoshe and I lay outside, casually throwing the uneaten meat in the
aside.
Zhou Xiaoshe asked quietly: "Old Tie, do you think anyone will really come to eat meat?"
I said confidently: "Don't worry, even those of us who have been on a diet for a few days can't resist the smell of meat, let alone those who have stayed here for more than ten years."
We are all carnivores, and I have heard of people eating even the same kind of food when they are hungry. Now, how can the person who has stayed in this temple for more than ten years and lived on the handful of wheat under the Buddha statue endure it?
Can resist the temptation of meat...
According to the prior arrangement, everyone quickly fell asleep.
When Zhou Xiaoshe's snoring sounded, I couldn't help but want to scold my mother. Damn it, we agreed to pretend to be asleep together, but Niubi actually fell asleep... Bah, if this guy is reliable, sow
They can even climb trees.
Amidst Zhou Xiaoshe's thunderous snoring, I vaguely heard a slight sound of footsteps.
I opened my eyes slightly, and at a glance I saw a skinny, old-looking, hunched-over figure outside the house cautiously running in, heading straight for the barbecue hanging next to the campfire.
The aroma of meat overflowed, and the figure didn't stop too much. He quickly grabbed a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth, just like a starving ghost reincarnated.
At this time, I also saw his true face clearly; this guy is indeed a big living person, and the bonfire cast a shadow on him. In addition, this guy is as thin as skin and bones, and I don’t know how much.
I haven’t shaved in years, and it has grown to my waist...
"Good guy, the food is quite delicious." I felt a little proud in my heart, and I secretly touched the dagger in my hand.
On the other side, Zhuge Yushu is also ready!
"Stop him!!"
I got up first and blocked the door as soon as I swallowed it.
On the other side, Zhuge Yushu also stood up quickly and stopped the man.
What's embarrassing is that Zhuge Yushu and I made a lot of noise, but the guy who stole the meat acted very calmly. He didn't seem to even look at me and just gnawed on the barbecue...
Zhuge Yushu and I looked at each other. I looked a little embarrassed, wondering why this guy didn't follow the routine?
I waved my dagger and deliberately said with a ferocious expression: "Who is coming? Tell me your name quickly, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."
After I finished speaking, Long Beard did not raise his head, still immersed in the state of chewing meat.
My old face turned red and I could only say dryly: "Brother, they are all here to fool around. Why don't you cooperate with me? If you eat other people's flesh, you should say something back!"
The long beard did not show any malice, but he was obsessed with barbecue. After he completely devoured a piece of barbecue that was bigger than his face, he burped and picked his teeth with his dirty little fingernail.
…
The long-bearded man glanced around us and said, "I thought some powerful character was coming, but it turned out to be just a few brats with no hair at all."
"Who are you calling a brat? Who are you??" I asked forcefully.
The long beard looked me over, chewed a small piece of meat that he had picked out with his fingernails, and then swallowed it, which made my skin crawl with nausea.
Long Beard said lazily: "Someone once questioned me in this tone. Later, I ate his heart and liver with roasted wheat grains and snow water..."
A chill ran down my spine.
But Long Beard quickly changed the subject, and suddenly said with a smile: "But now that I'm full, I have no interest in your sweethearts."
"Did you draw this little book?" I asked.
The long-bearded man looked proud and said: "Hey, what, is your painting okay? In ancient times, Qi Baishi painted a shrimp for ten years. Now I have painted eighteen erotic pictures for twenty years. Do you think my painting skills are better than Qi Baishi's?
Still awesome?"
"You are so awesome. The paintings are good, but the people are not serious people. Let me ask you, old man, have you been trapped here for twenty years? Why don't you get out??"
As soon as he mentioned going out, the bearded old man suddenly felt a little more lonely.
He licked his nails that were still a little greasey and cursed: "Twenty years ago, I got a piece of information saying that Yaolongling Tomb was about to be released, which caused me to leave my newly married little wife in the 18th room in a hurry.
I rushed here, only to find out that the information was wrong, and I was twenty years ahead of schedule..."
Speaking of grief and indignation, the old man with a beard was so angry that he gritted his teeth and kept talking about how charming and charming his newly married eighteenth wife was, but it was a pity that he had not been married for a few days and had not seen her yet...
But I couldn't help but look at each other with Zhuge Yushu. This old man, he's a damn talent! Others spent ten years searching for dragons and three years fixing acupoints, but he was lucky enough to come twenty years ahead of schedule...
[Author's digression]: Here comes the second update!