After struggling for most of the night, I finally let Elena go to bed.
This blond foreign girl was thinking about how to seduce me, and then asked me to agree to help her get revenge. After my painstaking education, she finally had a little consciousness, and she could at least put on her clothes.
Then expose your body casually.
In the middle of the night, Nie Zifeng woke up to watch the night for me, and I quickly fell asleep.
When I woke up again, everyone else was already surrounding Lou Yulan, with extremely shocked expressions on their faces.
"Grandma is such a bear, why did this humanoid monster turn into a little piece of meat after I took a nap?" Zhou Xiaoshe said in shock.
"Isn't it because he was swapped? The little monster from before was very ugly and had hair all over his body. Look at this, he has thin skin and tender flesh, just like the sissy on TV." Niu Jianguo also said.
He said carelessly, but did not forget to reach out and pinch Lou Yulan's face, which almost annoyed Lou Yulan.
As for Bai Yu and Nie Xiaobai, they were even more surprised by Lou Yulan, who looked pretty and pretty, with red lips and white teeth.
"Sister Bai Yu, what's going on? How did that little monster become so beautiful?"
Bai Yu was also confused and shook his head: "I don't know either, but don't tell me, she does look pretty."
Niu Jianguo was not happy when he heard it, and said: "What's so good about it? It looks like a girl. I like the way it looked before. At least it looks like a man."
"Go, go, you are ugly and you blame others for being good-looking?" Nie Xiaobai said displeased.
"There's something really wrong with you little girls' sense of aesthetics. Sissy girls are actually called pretty."
Niu Jianguo wanted to gain some face in front of Nie Xiaobai and Bai Yu, so he deliberately reached out and grabbed Lou Yulan. Unexpectedly, Lou Yulan became angry and immediately rushed towards him with red eyes. Although he was thin, she suddenly
The sturdy Niu Jianguo was carried on his back.
Niu Jianguo was caught off guard, and he didn't expect Lou Yulan to change her face as soon as she said she would. She was immediately lifted into the air and was unable to get off the tiger.
When I saw this posture, I jumped up quickly and shouted to Lou Yulan: "Stop!"
As soon as I said the words, Lou Yulan looked over. Under my eyes, a look of fear appeared on his face, and then he slowly put Niu Jianguo down.
"Damn it, this kid is so perverted, his explosive power is amazing!"
Niu Jianguo was still afraid. He was quite strong, but his explosive power was not as powerful as Lou Yulan's.
As soon as I came out, Lou Yulan suddenly seemed a lot more honest and stared at me eagerly.
"Smelly scoundrel, is he really that little monster? How come I, this girl, have become so good-looking just after taking a nap?" Nie Xiaobai asked.
I nodded, and then told me how I shaved and cut Lou Yulan's hair last night.
After everyone heard this, they believed that the beautiful Lou Yulan in front of them was actually the monkey-like humanoid monster before.
"Grandma, you are such a bear. The gap is too big. Why don't you shave me and make me look more handsome?" Zhou Xiaoshe said.
"Okay, but your face is as big as the palm of your hand and you don't even have a hair growing on it. How can you shave it?" I laughed.
"Hair doesn't grow on the top but grows on the bottom. I have black gold hair that has never been seen by anyone for more than 20 years. How about I help you..."
As Zhou Xiaoshe said this, he pointed at his butt, looking very mean.
"roll!"
I kicked him without hesitation, and Zhou Xiaoshe fell to the ground, immediately covered in dust.
"If you don't shave, don't shave. As for being so angry..." Zhou Xiaoshe complained bitterly...
"I gave him a name. From now on everyone can call him Lou Yulan." I said.
Nie Xiaobai clapped his hands and applauded, "Lou Yulan? You are a stinking scoundrel. I can't tell that although you are not a good character, you are quite good at naming. I like the name Lou Yulan."
Bai Yu also said: "This name is very good. He was found in the ancient city of Loulan. He looks like a jade tree facing the wind, so calling him Lou Yulan is perfect."
It is indeed not an easy thing to be recognized by both Nie Xiaobai and Bai Yu; just like this, Lou Yulan's name has been decided, but there is one more problem, that is, he only listens to me, except for me.
Besides, whether it was Niu Jianguo or Nie Xiaobai, Lou Yulan turned a blind eye. Once she pissed him off, she might even be attacked by him...
As a last resort, I could only take Lou Yulan with me and teach him how to speak and behave like a normal person from time to time... For example, when eating, everyone is sitting on the ground eating fish cakes.
, Lou Yulan likes to throw the fish cakes into the air, and then open her mouth wide to bite...
Several times in a row, I called Lou Yulan aside, and then taught him over and over again how to eat fish cakes, holding them in hand and slowly putting them in his mouth, instead of throwing them directly into the air and opening his mouth to bite; finally, after teaching him four or five times, I
After that, Lou Yulan slowly changed her behavior and was finally able to sit down and eat slowly like me...
Apart from eating, Lou Yulan was very concerned about my safety.
He is almost inseparable from me, sometimes he lags behind, but whenever something goes wrong around me, he is always the first to run to me.
Once, a venomous snake about two to three meters long suddenly appeared in front of me. Before I paid attention to it, Lou Yulan suddenly rushed over with a lunge, making a strange whining cry from his mouth. Then, he jumped on it desperately.
To the venomous snake, and then get entangled with it.
I was dumbfounded. Although this venomous snake was very close to me, it had not yet attacked me. As a result, Lou Yulan had already come up. This was simply protecting the calf more than the calf.
Ten seconds later, Lou Yulan tore the venomous snake in half, then grabbed a bloody snake gallbladder and handed it to me with a flattering look on her face, as if she was asking me for credit.
"Boss, that venomous snake has lived for at least more than ten years. This snake gallbladder is a good thing!" Lao Muti said at the side.
I was flattered, but at the same time I felt like crying. The bloody snake bile was handed to me like this. It was obvious that Lou Yulan wanted me to eat it in front of him. After all, this was
His trophy…
Seeing my hesitation, Lou Yulan seemed a little disappointed.
I sighed, what a sin! Just eat it, it's just a piece of snake gall.
I took the snake gall over generously and praised Lou Magnolia a few times, which made him happy. Then I swallowed the snake gall in one gulp in front of him.
Not to mention, although the snake gallbladder smells full of blood, I still feel a warm current in my stomach. It’s just that the smell is a bit overwhelming for me, it’s too fishy...
When Lou Yulan saw me swallowing the whole snake gallbladder, she was so happy that she rolled on the ground.
Zhou Xiaoshe and I looked at each other, dumbfounded.
"Old Tie, is this guy mentally retarded?" Zhou Xiaoshe said.
I rolled my eyes and said, "You're the fucking retard. We, Lou Yulan, are smart..."
When Zhou Xiaoshe was about to say something more, Lou Yulan had already raised her head and looked over with a fierce look on her face, which scared Zhou Xiaoshe into closing her mouth quickly.
After swallowing the snake gallbladder, I thought it was the end, but I didn't expect that this was just the beginning.
In the next two or three days, Lou Yulan turned on the crazy hunter mode. As long as it was a living creature within a few hundred meters, he would not let go of any living creature, and then he would catch them all in front of me. He did not look at me with pitiful eyes.
He looked at me, and once I refused him and didn't eat it in front of him, he would be as disappointed as a child...
At first, Lou Yulan caught some wild roe deer, wild deer, etc., which I could accept, and I could roast them and share them with everyone.
But when the wild roe deer and deer disappeared nearby, Lou Yulan didn't even let go of mice, centipedes, or even earthworms. As long as they were alive, he would change his tricks and catch them in front of me, and then make me watch them in front of me.
Everyone praised him and ate his spoils.
In the past, Zhou Xiaoshe and the others could share the meat of wild roe deer with me, but when they saw Lou Yulan frantically catching mice and cockroaches, they immediately ran aside and looked at me with gloating.
I wanted to cry but had no tears, but Lou Yulan stood in front of me, well-behaved, and waiting expectantly for my praise...
"Comrade Lou Yulan, they are still small and don't have much meat. We will eat them when they grow up." I said with a dark face.
Lou Yulan looked disappointed. He didn't understand what I said, but when he saw that I didn't eat his trophy in front of him, he was very disappointed.
Zhou Xiaoshe and others on the side laughed so much that they covered their stomachs, and they did not forget to coax me to eat.
I rolled my eyes. I really wanted to die at this moment. Lou Yulan was as innocent as a pet. From the snake gallbladder at the beginning to the mice and cockroaches later, they seemed to be all living things in his subconscious.
It's edible.
It’s just that I don’t have such a good appetite, especially seeing furry mice makes me feel off-putting.
As a last resort, I could only persuade Lou Yulan to educate her, saying that I no longer eat meat and had become a vegetarian.
After Lou Yulan understood what I meant, her eyes flickered again, and then she disappeared again.
"Old Tie, do you think he went to pull weeds for you to eat?" Zhou Xiaoshe gloated.
"If he comes back from pulling weeds later, I will let him pick your chrysanthemums." I said.
Zhou Xiaoshe's body trembled, and he was so frightened that he didn't even dare to say anything...
A few minutes later, the thing I least expected to see happened.
There was a rush of footsteps not far away. Before I even looked up, Zhou Xiaoshe and Niu Jianguo were already laughing loudly.
I took a closer look and almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
I saw Lou Yulan running back in a hurry, holding a bunch of grass leaves picked from nowhere in her arms. As she ran, she didn't forget to look at me with a silly smile asking for credit...