To be honest, at this moment, I kind of regretted it.
I regretted that I should have killed that bastard Zheng Hanwen with one shot, and I did not expect that this archaeological expert, who was so charming that Wang Luoluo fell in love with him, was not only a second-rate dealer, but also carried a pistol and grenades with him...
As soon as the grenade exploded, all the killing mechanisms set up in the entire cemetery were triggered. For a moment, all kinds of crossbow arrows, poisonous mist, and even quicksand came out. I quickly called Liu Yuhui under the tiger eagle, and I
He took the opportunity to climb onto the tiger's head, and then opened the bronze coffin.
But when I opened the bronze coffin, I was dumbfounded.
I found that there was nothing else in the bronze coffin except a dragon robe and a crown. As for the remains of the tomb-robber emperor Liu Yu, not even a hair was found.
"Brother Fan, what's in the coffin?"
"There's nothing, it's just an empty coffin. Damn it, Liu Yu has tricked me!"
I couldn't help but want to scold my mother, but I didn't expect that I, a living person, would be tricked by a dead person who had been dead for who knows how many thousands of years.
The tomb was an evil tomb, and the coffin was actually an empty coffin. This was a huge blow to me.
I kicked the bronze coffin to the ground, and then hid under the tiger sculpture with Liu Yuhui.
The tiger is made of bronze, and its hardness is unparalleled. It can easily block those crossbow arrows, but what is deadly is the poisonous mist.
At this time, the poisonous mist seeped out from under the stone slab. I just accidentally took a breath and felt nauseated and dizzy.
I quickly covered my mouth, and Liu Yuhui was so frightened that he peed and kept asking: "Brother Fan, what should I do? There are more and more poisonous fogs."
I was startled, and then I heard a secret that the guy from Zhou Xiaoshe once taught me. It said that there was something in the tomb, which was absolutely beneficial and harmless. It could exorcise evil spirits and clean wounds, and it could quench thirst and remove poison.
, and this thing, in Zhou Xiaoshe’s words, everyone has it, but the patent was invented by him.
This thing is none other than urine.
I didn't care too much, so I tore off a piece of my clothes, urinated on the spot, then turned the side with the urine outside and covered it tightly in my mouth.
Liu Yuhui on the side was stunned.
"Brother Fan, is this okay?"
I nodded. This trick was indeed effective, but the smell of urine was a bit overwhelming.
Liu Yuhui hesitated, but finally took off his pants smoothly, and this guy simply took out his underwear, then his body trembled, and he peed a large amount of urine on his underwear, and then
, and then put the underwear tightly on his head, it was like a gas mask...
I couldn't help but give him a thumbs up. When it comes to saving lives, Liu Yuhui is much better than me.
In the tomb cave, the crossbow arrows gradually stopped, and seeing the poisonous mist becoming more and more anxious, I had to quickly find a way to get out of here.
After thinking for a moment, I glanced out of the corner of my eye and saw the bronze coffin that I had just kicked down, and suddenly my eyes lit up.
I quickly took out a rope from my backpack and tied one end to the Luoyang shovel.
"Brother Fan, what are you doing?" Liu Yuhui asked in confusion.
"To save yourself, you can't wait to die here."
I tied the rope to the Luoyang shovel, then I grabbed the Luoyang shovel and aimed at the exit.
The exit was a gap, which was very narrow. I threw the Luoyang shovel three or four times in a row but failed to hit it.
And just when I threw the Luoyang shovel for the fifth time, I still failed to throw the Luoyang shovel into the gap of the exit. But after a while, in the dark exit, I saw a group of shadows rolling a few times.
After getting off, he actually put the Luoyang shovel into the gap...
I suddenly felt happy!
I stretched out my hand and pulled the rope, and the Luoyang shovel just stuck outside the gap. The position and force were just right.
"It's done, lie down in the coffin." I greeted Liu Yuhui.
Liu Yuhui didn't know my intention at first, but now he understood it immediately. Without me saying anything, he jumped into the bronze coffin.
I then climbed in, and then covered the coffin lid, leaving only a small gap, which was just enough for me to pull the rope...
Just like that, Liu Yuhui and I were lying in the bronze coffin. The two of us pulled the rope and used the Luoyang shovel stuck in the gap of the exit to pull the bronze coffin toward the exit little by little.
During this process, the bronze tube crushed many stone slabs. Almost every time it was pulled, the stone slab underneath cracked, and the machine crossbow in the groove below would shoot out crossbow arrows crazily.
But the material of the bronze coffin is very hard. No matter how powerful the crossbow is, it cannot break the coffin at all...
While we were marching, Liu Yuhui and I did not forget to reach out and take in all the gold, silver and jewelry on the side.
After we pulled the bronze coffin to the exit, the coffin was already filled with various funerary objects. Liu Yuhui was so happy that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear, and he shouted like he had taken aphrodisiac...
I opened the lid of the coffin and jumped out, striding to the exit, followed closely by Liu Yuhui. However, this bird man was greedy for money. Seeing that his life was saved, he had to take all the funerary objects with him, and finally filled two bags with him.
He had a big bag and a backpack, but when he saw that they couldn't fit any more, he threw the funerary objects into the back, saying that he couldn't take them with him, and he couldn't leave them to others cheaply.
I can't help but despise this guy. He is too small-minded. As a good tomb robber, how can he do such things that go against his conscience? If you are like me, you can put the burial objects that cannot be contained in your shoes.
If it's not small enough, it can be hung around your neck, and you can even clip some under your underwear. These are all valuable things. If you put them here, wouldn't they be left to that bastard Zheng Hanwen?
I expected that Zheng Hanwen would definitely come again, so I was not polite at the moment and took away all the burial objects that could be taken away. I didn't leave a single thing for him, except for the stones of his companions, plus the mouthful that I really
I can’t carry more bronze coffins and tiger sculptures...
Ten minutes later, Liu Yuhui and I ran to the exit, but just when we were about to return to the ground, I saw on the ground not far away that the tiger body and human head sculpture had been blown into pieces, along with the human head.
There was nothing left. As soon as I saw it, I knew it must be Zheng Hanwen's masterpiece.
Liu Yuhui couldn't help cursing: "This Zheng Hanwen is really nothing. Just now, Brother Fan, you let him live, but he repaid you with kindness. When I get out, if I don't kill this Poujie, I won't call him Liu Yuhui..."
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"Let's go out first. This guy probably won't give up."
When I was about to leave, Liu Yuhui suddenly exclaimed.
"Holy shit! What is this?"
I quickly lowered my head and followed Liu Yuhui's gaze, and at a glance I saw something as round as a ball at his feet.
I took a closer look and was shocked. I saw that this thing was actually the human head that I had chopped off from a tiger-body human head sculpture with a Luoyang shovel. But now, it was looking at me with its eyes wide open and an innocent look on its face.
and Liu Yuhui...
[Author's digression]: The second update is here, thank you for the reward! In addition, I hope everyone will support Egg and the last tomb robber. Book lovers who are short of books can read Egg's complete old book "Burning the Corpse"
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