This little monk was helpless. That day, we went to the hotel and got a large luxurious room. I remember when we were booking the room, the waiter saw us two old men, and a young monk with a delicate face on his shoulders.
He looked at the three of us with strange eyes for a long time before he opened a room for us.
When we turned to leave, I heard the waiter mutter behind him: "Pervert!"
Okay, buddy, I was treated as a threesome, but I was too lazy to explain. Liu Yuhui and I brought the young monk into the room, then spread out the map of Guangzhou and asked him how he knew there was a hill to the north.
There is a tiger tomb, and where is the specific location of the tiger tomb?
However, the young monk was still stubborn and shook his head and said: "God is kind to the two donors. The tomb is ominous, so you better not ask."
"Okay, little monk, you have a pretty tough mouth. What's your name?" I said.
The young monk clasped his hands together very politely and sang a promise: "The young monk is the master of the small holy temple. The master gave me the name of wisdom. The two donors can call me the master of the temple."
"Zhangzhi? That's a good name. It sounds better if you pronounce it backwards." I took out the cigarette and bit it in my mouth.
"Zhangzhi? Zhizhang... mentally retarded? Let me go, your master is so kind to you, he actually gave you such a nice name..." Liu Yuhui also said happily.
The young monk was neither happy nor angry, and he spoke like an Anita Buddha. When he saw Liu Yuhui and I smoking, he began to preach again: "Two donors, God has the virtue of good life. Smoking is harmful to your health. Can you please stop smoking?"
, this cigarette is a taboo, every cigarette you smoke will make you happy for a while, but in the future, your body will definitely suffer backlash... Listen to the little monk's advice, God will bring you a good life..."
"Shut up!" Liu Yuhui and I said in unison.
The young monk suddenly fell silent.
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That night, around eleven o'clock, we took a rest. Liu Yuhui led the way (this was his territory), I took Monk Zhangzhi, and the three of us left the hotel together.
"Two donors, where are you taking this young monk?"
"I'll take you to drink wine, and then I'll report it to your master and ask him to fire you, the little monk!" Liu Yuhui said.
"No, no, the monk never drinks alcohol, not even wine made from flowers..."
"Well, this monk is a bit stupid, Brother Fan."
I rolled my eyes and said, "You and him are the same, and we are not much better than him."
After a while, we hailed a taxi and went straight to the holy place for drinking flower wine that Liu Yuhui said...
Ten minutes later, we got out of the car, and I looked up and saw, good guy, Liu Yuhui actually took us to a hotel.
Liu Yuhui pulled us into the elevator with ease and familiarity. The young monk behind him was a bit lively. After seeing the young monk in the elevator, all kinds of young men showed contempt on their faces.
"These days, even monks come to places like this. The world is getting worse..." said a man in the elevator.
"Hey, don't tell me. Monks now probably make more money than us. They have bald heads, can eat, drink, whore, and gamble. They have everything."
"Bah, fake monk."
Amidst the contempt of all the young men, I pulled the little monk with a bitter look on his face out of the elevator. Liu Yuhui in front took out a golden card from his arms and handed it to the scantily clad young people waiting in two rows outside the elevator door.
Women, those women immediately shouted in unison: "Good evening, three bosses."
I glanced at the young women, and to be honest, I was a little nervous. Damn it, this was my first time in a place like this. Although I pretended to be an experienced driver on the outside, I was a little weak inside.
Liu Yuhui seemed extraordinarily calm. As soon as the three of us came in, a woman in uniform, who looked to be only about thirty years old, and with a face as heavy as a white wall, walked over with her buttocks twisted.
"Hey, it turns out to be Boss Liu. Long time no see. Come in quickly. You came just in time this time. We happen to have a few more little girls here, and they are all from Russia."
"Come on, you said the same thing last time, but what happened? Those two girls you said were Japanese, but they could only say "Ya Zhi Die".
"Last time it was just an accident. I will make amends to you this time. Come in quickly. I will give the three bosses the best room and the best drinks. Hey, why are you still a monk?"
When the young monk heard this, he immediately clasped his hands and wanted to sing "O" to this woman respectfully. I quickly stopped him, "Master, everyone has come to this place, and you still want to recite Buddhist scriptures. I don't want to lose face."
"Hurry up, Brother Fan, let's go in."
Liu Yuhui and I quickly pushed the young monk in. As soon as the door was closed, the young monk made a sad face and said how could he come to such a place. If his master knew, he would definitely be punished.
I consoled you: "It's okay, just give me a punishment. Our goal is to get you fired."
"Yes, a beautiful young lady will be here soon. It's not too late for you to tell us the location of the tomb. Otherwise, those big Russian girls will come and get you drunk and throw you on the bed." Liu
Yu Hui said with considerable experience.
When the young monk heard this, his face changed and he said: "Two donors, please don't do it. God has the virtue of good life, and the temple has clear rules and precepts. The young monk has been taught by the master for many years, so I can't let him be sorry..."
"Then tell me quickly where the tomb in the north is and how you know it!" I searched.
"That tomb is ominous, two benefactors, please don't embarrass the young monk."
"Okay, don't be embarrassed, someone will greet you soon." Liu Yuhui said with a smile.
After a while, footsteps were heard outside the door, and the woman in uniform quickly walked in with several young girls dressed in gorgeous clothes.
"Boss Liu, these two are new Russian beauties. These are the ones you often order. I brought them all here."
"Okay, then you can go out, they will all stay, and we will add another drink." Liu Yuhui said.
"Okay, I'll bring it to you right away."
The woman in uniform twisted her big butt and left with a smile. As soon as the door closed, the light in the room immediately dimmed a lot.
I suppressed the excitement in my heart, pretending to be relaxed while holding the wine glass, and looked up at the beauties who had lined up in front of us to choose.
"Brother Fan, these are all beauties. They are tall and tall. Hey, I was tricked by that old woman again. What kind of Russian beauties are these? They are just mixed-race at most..." Liu Yuhui said angrily.
I glanced at the two Russian beauties and saw that they were tall, wearing high heels, and their clothes were see-through and sparse. At a glance, I could see their turbulent chests and deep invisible ravines...
My heart moved slightly, but when I saw clearly the appearance of one of the Russian beauties, I suddenly couldn't help but tremble...