"I don't think that green-eyed man is a bad person."
Xiaoyao swallowed the snack fruit wrapped in his mouth in one gulp.
"I suspect he may not be an uncle..."
Wang Chen said bitterly.
"I don't understand what you mean." Xiao Yao frowned and thought hard.
Wang Chen paused and said dryly: "Snail, you know."
Xiaoyao nodded blankly.
"Then do you think the snail is male or female?" he suddenly asked mysteriously.
"There must be men and women. Those who have a house are men, and those who don't have a house are women. It's easy to recognize them."
Xiao Yao had a matter-of-fact expression.
…
"Those without houses are called slugs!"
Wang Chen said angrily.
"Snails are neither male nor female. They are both male and female. Generally speaking, they are neither male nor female! Do you understand?"
"What?" Xiao Yao was shocked. "You mean that uncle is neither a boy nor a girl?"
Wang Chen thought of Su Zhan's eyes and shuddered.
"What's even scarier is that he seems to be attracted to me."
"What?!"
Xiaoyao thought of Su Zhan, who had a short beard like a steel needle and a pair of blue eyes. Even though he was a very handsome middle-aged uncle, what if this middle-aged uncle was an androgynous being?
That picture is really beautiful!
"Then what should we do now?" When Xiao Yao heard about Su Zhan's intention, he suddenly became more anxious than Wang Chen.
"What should I do..." Wang Chen sat upright.
If only I knew what to do.
This city belongs to that uncle, and what's even more frightening is that that uncle is a strong man at the level of a demon king.
Now, even if I can do a hundred things, I am still not enough to be slapped in the face by others.
Wang Chen's brows were about to wrinkle into a bow, but he saw the ornate red lacquer-carved door that had been silent for almost an hour slowly open.
A delicate maid glanced at him curiously as she opened the door, then stood aside respectfully to welcome the richly dressed lady as she walked into the room.
"Here we come." Wang Chen said in shock, and he already stood up.
No matter who the other party is, as a guest, I naturally can't sit still and lose etiquette.
Mrs. Su smiled at Wang Chen, then walked to the main seat in front of her and sat down. Her eyes fell on Wang Chen softly, looking him up and down without leaving any trace.
"I just heard that you had some conflicts with people in the city. It's nothing serious."
Mrs. Su's tone was gentle.
"Mrs. Xie is concerned, it's nothing serious." Wang Chen knew that this was an excerpt before the main show, so he replied calmly.
"I wonder how old you are, little brother?" Mrs. Su asked again.
"Here it comes!" Wang Chen confirmed his guess.
"20 years wasted."
"I don't know..."
Mrs. Su hesitated for a moment, as if it was difficult to speak.
"I wonder if the young hero has a sweetheart?"
"No."
oh.
Mrs. Su looked at Wang Chen and smiled happily.
"That's bad! I am too honest. I have no sense of counter-reconnaissance at all. And why is this lady's question so straightforward?"
"Looking at his eyes, he looked like he was entrusting his children with their lifelong happiness."
Could it be that she is the city lord's mother?
"This is very possible. When you have reached a certain level of cultivation, you can't tell your age at all. And the green-eyed uncle is not here, probably because he is shy!"
"This is the mother-in-law who wants to see her son-in-law!"
Wang Chen's heart was filled with turmoil, his scalp was numb, but on the surface he forced a smile, showing what he thought was a natural smile, and then added.
"Ha ha......"
"What I naturally don't have is my sweetheart, because I'm already married."
After the words fell, Wang Chen was very satisfied with his quick wit.
"Oh, for someone so young and promising, it's natural that he needs a partner to agree with him. It's normal."
Mrs. Su's face remained gentle, and she even had a warm smile.
Wang Chen was also smiling, but his brows were already furrowed in his heart.
"Looking at her, she still doesn't want to give up."
"Hey..." He pretended to sigh and shook his head with a bitter look on his face.
Mentally multiply the number you originally wanted to say by two, and then multiply it by two again.
"It's a pity that I came out to make a living, and those 99 ladies should be alone at home and lonely in their boudoirs."
puff!
Xiao Yao looked at Wang Chen who was looking up to the sky in grief, and couldn't hold back and spit out a mouthful of saliva.
Mrs. Su smiled and nodded in approval.
"As a man, who doesn't have hundreds of wives and concubines? The young hero is so capable but only has 99 wives, which shows that he is very loyal to love."
"Be loyal to love?"
"Are you sure you're not mocking me?"
"Is it possible that the number of wives of the demon clan is measured in thousands?!"
"Miscalculation!"
Wang Chen was shocked, laughed twice, lowered his head, and raised his head again. He had clenched his fists and trembled slightly, with a sad smile on his face.
"Madam, you don't know something. It's not because you don't want to, but you really can't."
His eyes showed sincerity as he looked into Mrs. Su's eyes.
"Just when I and my 99 wives... were planning to marry another 999 wives every day, something unexpected happened and I suddenly contracted a disease called Emperor Yi..."
"Emperor Yi?" Mrs. Su finally showed a puzzled expression.
"Madam, you don't know. This Yi Di's terminal illness is also known as the "Why is the world so unkind that in my forest, the giant white tower and fountain collapsed but can no longer stand" syndrome. From now on, I am afraid to face the eyes of my 99 wives.
, so I wander around the world, drifting with the tide, to escape the cruel life. "
Wang Chen said, Manchester United is miserable.
"Hey, who doesn't have some minor problems in life? You have to know that Su Zhan is the city lord and has a lot of panaceas. Moreover, he doesn't care about it."
Mrs. Su covered her mouth and smiled softly.
In Wang Chen's eyes, this smile was like a thunderbolt.
"Su Zhan?"
Isn't this the name the red-haired demon king calls the blue-eyed uncle?
"It's indeed him!"
"You don't care about this? Could it be..."
Miscalculated!
"Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite." Wang Chen murmured in his heart.
"Advance to attack, retreat to defend..."
Boom! Wang Chen was like five thunders hitting his head, his ears were ringing, and he stood stunned on the spot.
Mrs. Su turned her eyes and looked at Ximen Youqian.
"I heard that the young hero faced the demon king because of this little brother. You two must have a good relationship."
There was no response for a while.
Wang Chen's eyes were dull at this moment, and he was imagining how he would be able to speak after being captured by the powerful demon king, and how he would be able to speak in the miserable rest of his life.
Ximen Youqian glanced at Wang Chen strangely and said.
"Brother Yu said, promise me wealth and glory for the rest of my life."
"Bang bang." He said as he ate a nut as white as jade.
Unexpectedly, when Mrs. Su heard this, her expression suddenly changed.
She looked at Wang Chen in surprise and then at Ximen Youqian, with a miserable look on her face.
It turns out you...
After a moment of silence, Mrs. Su looked relieved and sighed quietly.
"What a man who has been rich and prosperous all his life. No wonder you faced the Demon King for him. You don't want to see him being humiliated in the slightest..."
What the hell?
Wang Chenru was hit hard and looked at Ximen Youqian on the side.
The latter seemed to understand nothing and looked over with a pair of dark eyes.
Bang. The plump black wings caused another nut to burst in his mouth.
"That's not the case!"
"I did say this, but my sexual orientation is normal, and I am not a fur or penguin person!"
"It's a pure friendship between us!"
Wang Chen naturally understood what Mrs. Su was thinking. At this moment, he was shouting in his heart, he was crazy, he was screaming, and he was crying bitterly, but he did not dare to say it out loud.
After a moment, he raised his head firmly, looked at Mrs. Su's somewhat lonely back, and walked out of the door.
Boom.
Wang Chen's whole body was weak, and his big head hung down on the gorgeous wooden table.