Sitting on the toilet in the bathroom on the first floor, Huang Xiaobei, with dull eyes, clutched the Nokia in his hand and stared blankly at the wooden toilet door in front of him.
"Hehe, hehe, hehehe."
Weird laughter came from Commissioner Huang's even weirder face.
The trembling right hand, the indescribable facial features, everything, are announcing to the world all the time that this comrade, the special commissioner who was high-spirited not long ago and sang "Why, the people are so happy today" is currently facing a difficult situation in his life.
Major crash.
Oh no, it has collapsed.
If someone could see Commissioner Huang's expression at this moment, they would probably make a comment of "being screwed", which is the kind of expression that appears on the face of a woman who has been severely trained by a pervert in the series.
In fact, Commissioner Huang is not far away from being tricked, but he is the one who is tricking him...
"Get carried away." These four words are not very appropriate to describe what Commissioner Huang did before. It's just that he is even more powerful. Not to mention "get carried away," he almost forgot his life.
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Twenty minutes ago, Uncle Liu called him. The voice on the other end of the phone was very noisy. It seemed that the uncle was not only calling him again, but also giving instructions to other people on the other end of the phone.
Passed over.
"Tell Director Liu to send me the case file of Huanan Community as soon as possible. The suspect's modus operandi is very familiar. He seems to have appeared in Linzhou some time ago. Hello? Is it Lao Li? I'm Lao Liu, please.
Nonsense, let me borrow a few technicians from you and come to my place to help. OK, OK, I'll treat you to dinner later. Hello? Can you hear me, brat?"
At that time, Commissioner Huang was still singing "Hey, people, we are so happy today". He held his mobile phone and said cheerfully: "Oh, uncle? Why did you remember to call me today? I'm working very hard."
I’m busy, it’s time to get promoted again.”
"Send this document to the serious crime team, hurry up!" After signing the documents that needed to be signed by himself, Uncle Liu took a sip of tea in his busy schedule and said with a smile: "What promotion is there? I don't want to be promoted to the provincial level.
I don’t have any ideas. It would be good to work at the municipal level in this life. Hey brat, I won’t talk nonsense to you today. I haven’t been very busy at work recently. Do you think you can go home for a meal the day after tomorrow? Yes, yes, yes.
, this is what the second office wants, hurry up and sign it and then get it back to me."
At that time, Commissioner Huang was immersed in the joy of being a serf and singing. He didn't understand what Uncle Liu meant by his words, so he casually agreed: "Okay, okay, no problem, I promise to be there."
Old Uncle Liu, who was very busy at work, was very happy when he heard Huang Xiaobei's words. He laughed endlessly on the other end of the phone, "You have said something humanly, so it's settled. I'll call back the day after tomorrow."
Eat at home, hey, don’t let me go, or I’ll break your legs!”
At that moment, Commissioner Huang was almost no different from a retarded person. He grabbed the phone and laughed endlessly, "Uncle, this is not what I said. Don't tell me that I will go back the day after tomorrow. Even if I go back now, this bullshit hotel will not be the same."
One person dares to say no!"
Lao Wei and Tang Seng happened to be standing on the ladder cleaning the chandelier of the hotel, while Commissioner Huang was standing near them to answer the phone.
Tang Seng, who was holding the ladder, and Lao Wei, who was cleaning the chandelier, looked at Huang Xiaobei, who was smiling like a coin and kept saying horrible things. Look at me, look at me.
Look at you, I wonder what Huang Xiaobei has done to dare to publicly scold the hotel?
Lao Wei and Tang Seng thought with some worry, "Is this guy suffering from some disease? He didn't look normal just now, and he seems to be even more abnormal now."
"Where's Director Li? Are you back? You are back. Okay, Xiao Wang, you will be in charge of this place. If you need anything, call me. Hello? Don't talk about it now, uncle. I'm very busy with work here. Wait for me.
I’ll call you when I have some free time and have a chat.”
With a smile on his face, Commissioner Huang nodded and said cheerfully: "Okay, uncle, I'll see you the day after tomorrow." After saying that, he hung up the phone naturally.
Commissioner Huang, who had a very happy smile on his face, held his cell phone, looked around with a smile like an idiot, and asked a question.
"What did uncle say to me just now?"
Tang Seng, who was helping Lao Wei hold up the ladder, kindly reminded him, "He said he would let you go home for dinner the day after tomorrow."
Commissioner Huang was still laughing, "Oh, let me go home for a meal the day after tomorrow, um, go home for a meal the day after tomorrow, um, go home for a meal the day after tomorrow? Go home for a meal the day after tomorrow?! Wait a minute, go home for a meal the day after tomorrow!
!!!!”
Commissioner Huang, who finally understood what had just happened, widened his eyes in horror. Holding the phone that had just brought him a writing misfortune that read "death", Commissioner Huang let out a scream.
A shocking scream.
“It’s time to die!!!!”
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Sitting blankly in the toilet, listening to the sudden sound of the toilet flushing next to him, Commissioner Huang was alert and subconsciously held his head.
His fear was so extreme that even when he heard the sound of flushing the toilet, his legs would tremble with fright, as if the next moment Uncle Liu would appear in front of him with a stick in his hand.
His whole body was trembling, and his upper and lower rows of teeth kept clashing with each other. People who didn't know better thought that the special correspondent was in the ice and snow of the Arctic.
"After, after after after after after after the day after tomorrow go home and eat eat eat eat eat eat!" Commissioner Huang swallowed in fear, forced himself to show a smile and said, "Dream? You should be dreaming, yes, yes...
....It should be, is..."
"Ding ding ding." Just when Commissioner Huang was trying his best to prove that the phone call just now was just an illusion, the text message tone suddenly rang.
Huang Xiaobei turned on his phone and took a look, and passed out in the next second.
"Wenhai Garden, Building 26, 18-1, don't be too late the day after tomorrow."
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"Calm down, calm down, be calm! That's right, that's right, don't panic, I have to be calm no matter what happens! Otherwise, sooner or later I will... Hmm? Do I look uncool?"
Commissioner Huang, who was chewing on a Nokia, blinked calmly and then put down his phone, "Hey, Huang Xiaobei, you have to calm down. You can't be too impulsive. It's useless to eat the phone. If the phone eats up, is everything just now going to end?"
Won’t it happen?”
Having said this, a light suddenly flashed in Commissioner Huang's eyes! Looking at the Nokia in his hand with greed and luck, Commissioner Huang licked the corner of his mouth frantically and said extremely crazily.
"Maybe it really works!"
"Ah! Eat you, eat you! If you eat you, nothing will happen! If you eat you, you won't have to go home the day after tomorrow!"
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One minute later.
Commissioner Huang, whose mouth was full of blood, looked at half of his back molar in his hand, and then at the unharmed Nokia in his palm. Commissioner Huang calmly put his back molar into his pocket and said silently.
"Well, it turns out that eating the phone is useless. Okay, I found a scientific basis - eating the phone can't change what has happened at all. Well, let's conduct the next scientific experiment, swallowing the phone, whether
You can change what has already happened, okay, the first experiment begins."
The second before entering heaven, Commissioner Huang gave up the idea of going to see God directly.
Commissioner Huang was so angry that he accidentally fell into a manure pit and was unable to crawl out. He clenched his teeth that were still bleeding and tried not to shed tears.
It’s no wonder that Commissioner Huang acted like a lunatic just now. It was actually because of the huge pressure of reality that he was about to be completely pushed into the embrace of mental illness! Or maybe he was already half mentally ill. Have you ever seen that person?
Normal people are forced to start eating their phones? Or are they chewing on Nokia...
Of course, this does not rule out the idea that a certain special correspondent wants to avoid disaster by pretending to be crazy.
But it's a pity that he is not as willing as Sun Bin. The old man chewed a phone and it was full of broken buttocks.
Holding the phone and staring up at the ceiling of the toilet, Commissioner Huang thought desperately.
"Can I still take a leave of absence?"
"Probably not. The hotel is so big and there are only so many people. It takes about a week to clean it. I'm leaving the day after tomorrow? Yes, I can walk, but it's too choked to come back. No, I should be walking back and carrying
The difference of coming back.”
To be honest, Commissioner Huang really wants to run now and take the opportunity to escape from the hotel!
Damn it, despite all the calculations, I actually missed the fact that my uncle would take the initiative to ask me to go back.
That's right. In his eyes, I just work here to make money. How could I not take leave to go home? But, but, haven't you been very busy at work recently? Why are you not so busy all of a sudden? Why are you so free?
You can ask me to go home for dinner! And according to what you said on the phone, I still have to play with you at home for a few days, right?
Scratching his head frantically, Commissioner Huang scratched the dandruff all over the floor.
"What to do, what to do, what to do!"
Huh? Otherwise, I call my uncle now and tell him that I don’t have time to go back?
Commissioner Huang tentatively took out his cell phone, but when he remembered the words "If you dare to let me go, I will break your legs," Commissioner Huang, who had a strong desire to survive, quickly stopped this act of seeking death.
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"It's better not to say anything, otherwise you might really die. Uncle is the kind of person who will break your legs if he says to. I'll let him go. Say goodbye. I still want to live for a few more years."
Thinking of this, Commissioner Huang's mouth couldn't help but twitch again.
"Besides, my uncle has such a strong imagination. If I tell him that I won't go back, will he be alone with his thoughts again? Will he think that I don't want to pay attention to him, so he refuses to go back?"
"What's even scarier is what if the uncle thinks that I have some indescribable relationship with the hotel and that's why I can't go back to Assi! The background of the hotel is the underworld. The uncle just heard about me.
Working here, I wonder if I have anything to do with the Qinghong Gang. What if, what if he really thinks that I am, I am... If you can't do it, you have to go back, and you have to die! Otherwise there will be consequences.
It’s so endless!”
But when he thought of this, Commissioner Huang almost cried again. How can I go back? What should I take back?
Well, I can indeed go back if I try hard, but is it possible that if I run on the front foot, the big brothers from the Qinghong Gang will catch me on the back foot?
Of course, these are nothing. The scariest thing is that when he saw that I didn’t go back, my uncle took the initiative to come to the hotel to look for me!
At that time, the angry uncle scolded Master Sun directly, saying, "What does your hotel want? Why don't you give your employees holidays? Believe it or not, I have found someone to ban you!"
If Master Sun gets angry and tells me that I owe five million...then, then it will be the end of the world!
Five million, uncle must suspect that I owe the Qinghong Gang so much money because of drug abuse or gambling!
Oh my god, I don’t dare to think about it anymore. If the uncle really knew this, what would he do? What would he do!!!
Unable to care about anything else, the pale-faced Commissioner Huang rushed out of the toilet with a whoosh and went straight to Master Sun who was inspecting the hygiene in the private room on the second floor.
In a word, even if he dies, he will have to take a few days off!
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By the way, Nokia tastes really good. Commissioner Huang chewed it for a full minute. What do you think of the texture? It’s hard, salty, and has a hint of cumin. If I hadn’t accidentally chewed it on my back molar,
Half of it was lost. Commissioner Huang might really be able to eat Nokia... (To be continued)