In life, you will always encounter many strange things, and it is under those strange encounters that people grow up step by step, so if you say you can adapt, you must adapt.
Thinking of this, Commissioner Huang wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "How much time do you have for me to adapt? I'm going to see God right now!"
Commissioner Huang couldn't help but shudder when he thought of what he had done not long ago.
Yelling at the eldest lady, scolding the fifth and seventh masters, just like what Baldhead said, the next thing I can do is probably curse him to be a poor man for the rest of his life after death.
Alas, forget it, life is short, carpe diem is king. Anyway, you will die sooner or later. One step later or one step earlier doesn’t make much difference. I’d better hurry up and finish all the fun in my life. Finally,
At least enjoy everything you should enjoy in this life, and then...
Damn, that’s not right! Damn, I don’t even have a dime in my pocket!! Damn, I can’t even enjoy the last fun of my life!!
Commissioner Huang covered his face and burst into tears, unable to do anything but fall down.
I am so poor~~so poor~~~I am actually so poor that I can’t even enjoy myself in time...
Haha, hahaha, it seems that I am too poor to even commit suicide now. I want to make my departure more comfortable, but in the end I don’t even have the money to buy sleeping pills...
Commissioner Huang, who was hopeless, faced the toilet door in front of him and sighed quietly, "There will probably be no one poorer than me in this world, right? Haha, I can't even afford to die."
Taking out the Marlboros from his pocket, Commissioner Huang lit one with great sorrow.
As he puffed away the smoke, the special correspondent's miserable face looked even more miserable.
"If I had known better, I wouldn't have been so impulsive. If I had known better, I would have listened to the eldest lady and fucked Lao Wei and Carl obediently. Although doing so is no different from animals, at least I can survive."
Yes, this is why Huang Xiaobei was so impulsive before. This is what Miss Yiyi asked him to do - do you want to live? Do you want to know other people's wishes? Then be beaten by Carl and Weslin in front of me.
Last time!
Well, that's right, it was Commissioner Huang who was fucked by someone. If he had fucked someone else, probably nothing would happen next.
After all, brotherhood is considered a tradition of Vandro Academy.
Wait, may I have misunderstood the meaning of the eldest lady? In fact, the eldest lady... Huang Xiaobei shook his head, "It is impossible to understand wrongly, it is definitely to let me be fucked."
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At that time, Miss Yiyi stretched out her green finger and shook it, meaning she was asking Commissioner Huang, "Really don't want to die?"
Commissioner Huang nodded quickly, "I don't want to think about it."
Miss Yiyi smiled and nodded tentatively, "Really?"
"really!"
Then Miss Yiyi pointed her devilish finger behind Huang Xiaobei, then pointed at him, and pressed her two thumbs together fiercely.
Huang Xiaobei was stunned for a moment, then understood.
Obviously, the eldest lady meant to tell him, "You don't want to die, but you also want to know other people's wishes? That's very simple. Immediately press Karl or Weslin or other men to the ground and kiss them wildly. Not only that, but also
Tongue kiss, if you don't kiss well, people will still be unhappy and angry. If you kiss well, they will force you to kiss you once. If they feel comfortable, they will tell you what they want."
Of course, it is impossible to know so much information with a few simple gestures. In fact, Huang Xiaobei read everything from the eldest lady's smart eyes.
This is probably something that only Huang Xiaobei can do, because Miss Yiyi's big, dark, watery eyes seem to be not only a pair of beautiful eyes to him, but more importantly, he can see a lot from them.
other things.
The same goes for Miss Yiyi. Even if she doesn't speak, she can tell what Huang Xiaobei is thinking from his eyes.
But Huang Xiaobei can't, unless Miss Yiyi wants to tell him what her eyes are saying.
It's easy to imagine what happened next. Seeing the eldest lady's almost unreasonable request, which even trampled his self-esteem underfoot, Commissioner Huang's heart suddenly ignited a layer of anger, and he was originally in the mood today.
It's not easy to say.
At that moment, under Miss Yiyi's teasing gaze, Huang Xiaobei suddenly felt like he was being stepped on and spit on.
Thinking of having a tongue kiss with Karl or Old Wei, not only that, but also being forced by them? Not only that, but in front of the eldest lady? Not only that, the expression on the eldest lady’s face at that time was still so hateful!
Commissioner Huang lost control and immediately blew up! In this way, he made an unimaginable mistake.
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In fact, Commissioner Huang was too impulsive at that time. If he had been willing to calm down and think about it carefully, he probably would not have been so impulsive. But there was nothing he could do. He didn't know what the problem was at that time.
I got it wrong, and it actually became popular right away?! It's outrageous to be angry back.
It is worth mentioning that although he sat on the ground and thought for five minutes, he spent those five minutes thinking about his inner monologue when he was raped...
"Stop it, bastard, it's not allowed there!"
Haha, I think I am a tall and dignified man, how could I do such a lowly thing just for a mere vacation!
It is true that as the future head of the Chinese branch and a well-known figure in the Secret Party, he still needs to go through the necessary training.
After all, if you want to achieve something big, how can you not accept more hardships? For example, Han Xin, the Marquis of Huaiyin, didn't rise after being humiliated under the crotch?
So...who has ever heard that Han Xin was made a Marquis of Huaiyin by having his anus exploded? Then he is not the Marquis of Huaiyin, then he is the Marquis of Chrysanthemum!!
In this way, Commissioner Huang couldn't control himself and exploded!
If someone knew in the future that the current Director Huang of the Chinese Branch was pushed to the ground and rubbed against each other by Principal Carl and Director Weslin of the North American Branch just for a few days of vacation, would he still be alive? How would he be able to command in the future?
The people under my command are fighting in all directions!
And to be honest, Huang Xiaobei probably didn't want to yell at the eldest lady at first, but as soon as he said it, he couldn't stop it. In the end, it reached the peak of his anger and he couldn't hold it back.
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Recalling the scene just now, Huang Xiaobei sat on the toilet seat and smoked a cigarette, sighing, "Why are you so impulsive? Why... It seems like other people would be impulsive."
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"Oh, even though that's what I say, why can't you calm down? Why can't you calm down? Don't ask about your wishes now, the eldest lady probably hates me to death."
At this time, Commissioner Huang's desire for survival was rising again, and he subconsciously muttered something.
"If I hook up with Karl and Lao Wei now, will the eldest lady forgive me?"
After saying this, Commissioner Huang's eyes suddenly revealed scenes of philosophical scenes.
He began to seriously think about whether he should have sex with Lao Wei and Karl... After all, if you feel disgusted for a few hours, you can buy a long and good life in the future. Well, if you think about it carefully, it seems to be quite a deal.
Yes, it's really a good deal. It only makes you sick for a few hours. What you get in exchange for this is a good life in the next few decades. And you are the one who fucks, not the one who fucks you. After all, it is considered to be a man.
Magnificent.
By the way, buy a bottle of wine and get yourself drunk, so that the public opinion in the future will say this - Huang Xiaobei, the head of the Tianchao branch, accidentally drank too much when he was young, and ended up killing Principal Carl and Minister Weslin.
He was pressed to the ground and rubbed for a full three hours. It was the first secret party to get drunk and rape a man's head!
As soon as he thought of this, Huang Xiaobei's eyes suddenly showed a look like a wolf!
Not bad, this is really good. Hehe, where is Carl? Where is Lao Wei? Sorry, brothers, I can lend you your anus for use!!!
But only five seconds later, Commissioner Huang made a sound of retching, wiped the bile from the corner of his mouth in discomfort, and said with a cold look on his face: "If I have to fall in love with those two guys to survive, then I would rather
Choose death!"
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Karl, who was inspecting the sanitation work on the first floor, suddenly stretched out his hand to push up his sunglasses, raised his head in confusion and said, "Why did you suddenly feel relieved just now?"
Lao Wei, who was holding three mops in his arms, passed by Karl. Hearing his words, he couldn't help but be surprised: "Do you feel this way too? I did too just now, and I also felt something was always there just now.
Staring at my butt makes me feel uncomfortable."
When Lao Wei said this, Karl also felt like he was being peeped. He shook his body unnaturally, looked around, and said solemnly: "Maybe people from the Demon Party are nearby. Senior, be careful.
Bar."
"Well, then the ability of this devil's party user is probably related to his butt."
After saying that, Lao Wei and Karl shivered at the same time.
It can be seen from this that Commissioner Huang was really not just thinking casually. He was really thinking carefully about whether to push those two innocent foreigners.
But fortunately, in the end, human reason took over the high ground, otherwise... I'm afraid Huang Xiaobei would become the new president of the Brotherhood of Fanzhuo College.
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"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true!"
Commissioner Huang, who was brooding, who no longer had any hope for the future, who was smoking silently, and who was about to borrow money to buy sleeping pills after finishing the cigarette, suddenly heard a sound in his ears.
Your own magical ringtone.
When he heard the ringtone of his cell phone, Commissioner Huang sighed. There was no sadness or joy in his eyes. He looked like a man who knew that his life was not long, so he went to die calmly.
Alas, what is supposed to come will eventually come. If there is no accident, the eldest lady probably wanted to tell him, "You can clean up and get rid of the shit."
After picking up the phone, Commissioner Huang said in a very calm voice: "Miss, you are here to tell me that you are going to go out and watch the sea with the fifth and seventh masters now? Can you go after dinner?"
Unexpectedly, the voice that rang on the other end of the phone was Uncle Liu.
"Brat, it's me."
When he heard the voice of Old Uncle Liu, Commissioner Huang almost didn't grab the phone.
"Uncle, what's going on, why is it you? Don't worry, I will definitely go back to see you the day after tomorrow (I will turn into a ghost and go back to see you)." (To be continued)