"I know you will come back the day after tomorrow. After all, if you dare to let me go... Oh, by the way, what were you muttering about just now? Why are you looking at the sea? Didn't I take you to bathe in the sea when you were a child?
What, you want to go again? Wait a minute, although the ice on the sea has melted now, it can still make people shiver with cold. I think I will take you there in the summer..."
Seeing that his uncle was about to give him another task, which was impossible to complete, Huang Xiaobei quickly interrupted his uncle and said with a smile: "Uncle, don't get me wrong, I didn't say I wanted to take a bath in the sea.
Just now, you heard me wrong just now, I am so old, why should I take a sea bath?"
Uncle Liu muttered on the other end of the phone, "It's not impossible to go and have some fun. I have vacation in the summer anyway."
Commissioner Huang laughed and did not answer Old Uncle Liu's words. At this moment, Huang Xiaobei suddenly remembered something and asked curiously: "By the way, uncle, I wanted to ask you about my phone number before."
You don’t know, right? Who gave this to you?”
Old Uncle Liu on the other end of the phone seemed to be in a good mood, and through the conversation just now, Huang Xiaobei discovered that Old Uncle Liu was not at all as nervous and busy as he sounded on the phone before.
Although the noise coming from the phone indicated that the uncle was probably still outside, it was definitely not at the police station because no one was reporting to him anymore, and all the sounds coming from the phone were the sounds of cars passing by.
Huang Xiaobei took a puff of cigarette and thought to himself: "I was very busy just now, why do I still have time to go out and walk on the street now?"
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Not long ago, he just asked for a five-day vacation from the director. Uncle Liu was so happy that he laughed loudly on the phone and said: "Who else could give it to me, Yiyi, let alone that girl is really nice.
Not only did she take the initiative to leave my phone number that day, but I also liked her WeChat Moments, and she also replied to me saying thank you, uncle. Not only that, she seemed to be special to you when you were a child... huh? You little bastard, weren't you on the phone?
Do you want to smoke in your head?"
Otherwise, Uncle Liu was a criminal police officer. Just from the strange breathing sound of Commissioner Huang, we could tell what he was doing.
Commissioner Huang was so frightened that he quickly threw away his cigarette. He laughed and said, "Uncle, how could I smoke? As soon as you told me that day, I quit immediately. Now I feel sick when I see cigarettes. There is a dead bald man in our dormitory."
When he was smoking, I took my slippers and smacked him in the face, which got him a beating."
Entering the mall, Old Uncle Liu, who was buying daily necessities, held his cell phone and nodded, "Well, that's pretty much it. Remember, if I see you smoking secretly again, I will break your legs sooner or later! I hear you.
No!"
"Hey, I understand, I will never smoke, I will never smoke."
In any case, no matter how you put it, my uncle was born in the army. He has been fighting on the front line of border defense all year round, and he has already developed a habit of being very strict with everything.
Although he was very kind to Huang Xiaobei, he was still an elder who was very strict with his younger generations.
Kind-hearted? Amiable?
It's better to leave this adjective to Master Dao.
To put it bluntly, if anything dissatisfies Huang Xiaobei, just watch and beat him up, then he will be hung up and beaten.
Just like a passerby said that day, "The police, the tutors are all strict."
Just imagine, if Huang Xiaobei was seventeen years old and accidentally did not go to the college to study, but was picked up by Old Uncle Liu and lived together, what would he be like? Anyway, he would definitely not be as carefree as he is now.
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If nothing unexpected happens, after living with Old Uncle Liu for five years, Huang Xiaobei will probably be a very honest, polite, and very strong person, right?
Maybe I am currently studying in a police academy, and my grades in the school are not among the best, but I should be among the top few. After graduation, I will take over my uncle's class and become a police officer, then get married and have children, and live my life in an ordinary way.
As for not having to adjust something like this, it would take Old Uncle Liu three months to get it back.
The specific method - hit!
Under his uncle's strict education, besides studying hard and working hard, Huang Xiaobei probably couldn't think of anything else left in his mind over time.
That would be Huang Xiaobei from another world line, a taciturn, very polite, extremely serious and unsmiling Huang Xiaobei.
Although it's not bad, it's a bit scary when you think about it.
What’s the point of being a yellow commissioner who doesn’t daydream, complain, and isn’t tortured to death by a girl every day?
I guess he himself would say, "Compared to being a policeman, I still yearn for an interesting life, such as casually becoming the head of the Chinese branch or something."
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"How can I sell these sheets? Three hundred. Well, the material is quite good. It should be quite comfortable to sleep on, right? Can you put one on for me? I want the blue one, not the red one. It's for the child to sleep on. Hey, hey, it can hear.
Are you here?"
The uncle was shopping in the mall. The surrounding environment was extremely noisy. In addition, Huang Xiaobei didn't speak just now. The uncle thought he didn't hear what he said clearly, so he yelled a few times.
Commissioner Huang hurriedly continued: "Uncle, I'm here, what's the matter?"
"Oh, it's nothing. I just want to ask you. Have you received all the text messages? Do you know where your family lives? Don't go wrong the day after tomorrow, and don't come back too late. Try to be early."
Huang Xiaobei said cautiously: "Uncle, can I ask you something? Aren't you very busy at work recently? Why, why does everything suddenly seem to be fine?"
Hearing Huang Xiaobei mention this matter, the uncle slapped his thigh on the other end of the phone and said speechlessly: "Hey, I'd like to be more busy, but I just don't know who these two big gangsters in our city are.
What do you think? In the past few years, I was smuggling and selling drugs, killing people and paying bribes. I don't think it was too arrogant. But I don't know what happened recently. They are all doing it with their tail between their legs. Especially that brother Hui, he also started to open a hotel. Boy,
You said they wanted to be a gangster, so would they open a hotel?"
Huang Xiaobei didn't know what to say. He couldn't tell his uncle that it was because of our blood clan's holy weapon that all the gang bosses started to change careers as cooks, right?
Wait! It’s said that it’s because my brother will run to open a hotel, so my uncle recently... It turns out it’s because of those damn holy artifacts!
The source of all evil, the source of all evil! It’s because of the appearance of those damn holy artifacts that my uncle has stopped being busy at work recently, so he has time to ask me to come home for dinner!
Damn it, you guys are the ones who have been punished by a thousand knives, you have been punished by a thousand knives!
The tearful Commissioner Huang shook his head and thought.
I knew there would be no good in getting involved with these vampires. Grandma, I was tortured to such an extent by them!
Haha, what a tragedy, let alone go back to my uncle's house now, even if I can survive for a few more days, it's enough.
Otherwise, why don't you tell the uncle that I have something to do the day after tomorrow? You'll save him a lot of happiness.
Huang Xiaobei held the cell phone in a tentative mood and said carefully, "Uncle, there is something I want to tell you. It seems that our hotel has been a bit busy recently. I will probably invite you the day after tomorrow.
No, I can’t take that leave, do you think so?”
When Uncle Liu on the other end of the phone heard that Huang Xiaobei didn't want to come back, he immediately got angry and started to curse.
"Fart! What are you doing as a dishwasher? Don't think that I don't know that your bullshit hotel is not open today, and I probably won't dare to do it anymore recently. Tell you clearly, kid, if I hadn't gone to the hotel today
Keep your house in good order, and you have to come back tonight!"
Uncle Liu gave an ultimatum in an irresistible tone, "The day after tomorrow, show up on time, or I will go to your hotel to find you!"
As he said that, the uncle glanced at the sheet seller opposite who was trembling with fear.
"What the hell are you looking at? Wrap it up for me! Wait a minute, what do you mean by giving me twenty more? Does it look like I'm here to rob it?"
After saying that, the uncle hung up the phone.
Listening to the blind tone coming from the mobile phone, Commissioner Huang said nothing and just sighed.
It's normal, very normal. I originally agreed to my uncle's request on the previous phone call, but in the end, I had to regret it again, and only then could a ghost agree.
Let’s briefly review the current situation. Well, it’s actually very simple. I will definitely not be able to go back the day after tomorrow. This is still based on the premise that the eldest lady does not feed me fish. If I feed fish...then
It seems like what happens next won’t have much to do with me, right?
Commissioner Huang thought about all this very calmly. If I hadn't been fed fish, but there would definitely be no vacation, the uncle would definitely come to the hotel to find me directly as he said. Then what?
Then he will find out that I owe five million.
What will the uncle do?
Will he kill me on impulse? Or simply ignore me?
No matter I am the best, what I fear most is that he sells his property to pay off my debt. This is not a fantasy. I always feel that there is an 80% chance that the uncle will do this.
Commissioner Huang calmly spread his hands, "So, no matter whether I will be thrown into the sea and fed to the fish by the eldest lady, the final outcome will be a dead end."
It was hard to imagine that Commissioner Huang could be so calm, which was in stark contrast to the crying and crying just now.
Well, if there are no surprises, I have already looked away...
With a slight smile, Commissioner Huang's face was filled with the words "great enlightenment and great enlightenment". He patted the wrinkles on his pants. Comrade Commissioner Huang smiled and shook his head, "I don't want to think about it anymore. Life is really too easy. I'd better solve everything by myself."
Come on, once it’s over, it’ll be over, once it’s over, it’ll be over.”
Commissioner Huang, who was hopeless, picked up the bath towel he had prepared and wrapped it around his neck three times.
Life is so careless, and the world is so unreasonable.
An outstanding person like this special correspondent is really out of tune with this dirty world, so I have to leave, I have to leave this dirty and disgusting place.
Commissioner Huang, who had seen through life and death, seen through the world of mortals, and in short had seen through everything that needed to be seen through, gripped both ends of the bath towel tightly and slowly closed his eyes.
That's it, that's it, don't torture me anymore, just let me relax.
I’m so tired. This careless world is really tiring.
Uncle, farewell, I'll take the first step, so all you have to do is help me pay for the cremation, which can be considered a little repayment from me.
Lao Wei, you are so bald, you... forget it, there is nothing to say, anyway, I will come back to see you in two days, and if possible, I will take one of you to keep me company.
As for other people I know...
Oh, it doesn't matter, just go away. As the saying goes, no one has ever died since ancient times, and his loyalty will be remembered by history. I, Huang Xiaobei, have left a trace of my presence in this world. Not bad, not bad.
After realizing this, Huang Xiaobei, who had completely despaired of this world, held the towel in his hands and smiled slightly.
Some people are destined not to be tolerated by the world because they are too good. This is the so-called jealousy. Unfortunately, this correspondent has no intention of being an enemy of the world, so I am willing to leave here. I only hope that the world will not be kind to others.
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Suddenly, the distant and clear sound of opening the door came to his ears, and Huang Xiaobei smiled happily.
Haha, it seems that I can go to heaven after death. I can already hear the sound of angels opening the door of heaven for me.
Well, that's great. I hope a beautiful angel lady will come to pick me up by then.
With a satisfied smile on his lips, Huang Xiaobei opened his mouth gently and uttered the last emotion of his life.
"Goodbye, this careless world."
"Bang!"
The second that Commissioner Huang exerted force with his hands, the toilet door was suddenly pushed open.
Seeing Huang Xiaobei sitting on the toilet and preparing to commit suicide, Miss Yiyi, who was a little unhappy, pursed her lips and waved to him.
"Come here, I know what my wish is." (To be continued)