Huang Xiaobei glanced at Tang Seng next to him with disdain. After spending this time together, Huang Xiaobei discovered that the bald man next to him was not only extremely ruthless, but also extremely lustful. How lustful could he be?
When a cleaning lady in her fifties passed by him in the hotel, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva, let alone those flowery, youthful and beautiful waitresses, whose eyes fell on her all day long.
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But this bald man is so brave. He actually dares to strike up a conversation with Miss Yiyi? You haven’t had enough of the loud mouths in the past two days, right? But your tricks are too old. My second uncle doesn’t even use them anymore.
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Seeing Tang Seng looking at her suspiciously, Miss Yiyi suddenly pouted, tilted her head cutely, and whispered: "(￣３￣)a I have never seen a bald Wu Ke like you."
Tang Seng's bushy eyebrows frowned slightly, he stared at the girl in white in front of him, and rolled his eyes thoughtfully, "That's not right, but why do I always feel like I've seen you somewhere before? Hey, don't go."
Miss Yiyi didn't want to tangle with Tang Seng anymore, so she turned around and was about to leave. Tang Seng subconsciously wanted to grab Miss Yiyi's arm, but before he could catch it, a big mouth slapped her on her.
"The eldest lady can't be touched by a bald guy like you?! Xiao Wu Xiao Qi, give me a beating!"
The fifth and seventh masters who had thrown Wang's creditor into the sea before, plus the sixth master Ma, the three of them went up to fight Tang Monk, punching and kicking him.
Master Qi kicked him and shouted, "You damn bald donkey! How dare you talk to my eldest lady!"
Mr. Liu was kicking and shouting, "Hit me, beat me to death! If I don't beat this bald man, he won't have a long memory!"
The fifth master kicked silently.
Huang Xiaobei also stood silently watching Tang Seng being beaten by Ma Liuye and the others. The good guys were beaten so hard that it was so miserable.
"Hey, let me go, what did I do, what did I do? Didn't I just say something, hey, don't kick me in the face!"
Looking at Tang Seng's tragic image, Huang Xiaobei silently made a decision in his heart. Don't look at the young lady standing aside who was smiling, applauding, and kept shouting "Okay". She was very beautiful and had a seemingly similar mind.
Not normal either.
But if you can avoid provoking her, then you must not provoke her. It is best to stay far away from her, otherwise one day you might end up like that bald Wu Ke.
Just when Huang Xiaobei lowered his head and thought, a burst of alluring fragrance suddenly hit his face, and then Miss Yiyi's face that attracted all living beings appeared in front of Huang Xiaobei.
A certain man's face suddenly turned red and he subconsciously took a step back.
"I will probably live here in the future, and I may often trouble you with some things. Please give me your advice." With that said, Miss Yiyi stretched out her delicate hand towards Huang Xiaobei.
Looking at the flawless face of the girl in front of him, looking at the smile in those watery eyes, and then looking at that little hand with ice muscles and jade bones, Huang Xiaobei's heart was beating wildly.
"Um, this, this, okay, please give me some advice, young lady."
"Thank you. By the way, what's your name?"
"Huang Xiaobei, eldest lady, just call me Xiaobei."
"Um, okay, oh, by the way, how many times a day do you masturbate?"
Damn it, did you move the topic a little too fast?
I wonder, one second we were giving each other advice, and the next second we started asking questions like this? By the way, don’t ask with an expression of curiosity! This kind of question is not worth exploring!
Damn it, how on earth do you, a girl, manage to open your mouth to such a level of vocabulary!
Huang Xiaobei's nervous heart immediately calmed down after he complained, and the blush on his face and the confused look in his eyes disappeared.
This is also a habit he has had since he was a child. No matter how nervous he encounters, as long as you can give him an opportunity to make some harsh remarks, he will be able to recover as before, even if he is pointed at a gun.
, he might even laugh.
There was no way, Commissioner Huang generally did not dare to speak due to his own reasons, and would get into trouble if he spoke, so over time he developed a habit of complaining in his heart.
"Haha, Miss, I, I usually don't masturbate." Huang Xiaobei smiled helplessly, scratched his head, and gave Miss Yiyi an answer that was not very accurate.
After hearing the answer, Miss Yiyi took out paper and pen from somewhere, lowered her head seriously and wrote in a small book, while muttering in her mouth.
"Well, it turns out that he is a petite and doesn't even like to masturbate. Oops, it was a bad move. It seems that I should buy him a gay comic book next time."
Apologize to me! Apologize to me, bastard!
Do you know how the people nearby look at me? By the way, where did you take out the notebook and pen in your hand? You must have super powers! Miss, you are as capable as the vampires in the academy.
Ability!
Just as Huang Xiaobei was complaining to Miss Yiyi in his heart, the young lady turned around and shouted rudely to Master Dao who had just stopped crying behind him.
"I'm hungry, hey, Zhang Mingdao, I want to eat."
Huang Xiaobei was immediately surprised. Come on, Miss, are you still polite? That's your biological father. You just call your biological father by his first name?
Looking at the eldest lady, Huang Xiaobei's eyes were full of contempt.
Humph, it turns out that he is a second-generation rich man with no manners at all. I will never take this kind of person as my wife in the future.
What's wrong with being pretty? Does being pretty mean you can be rude? This correspondent is a person who pays attention to the inside.
But to Huang Xiaobei's expectation, when he heard his daughter directly calling his name, Master Dao not only didn't get angry, but actually showed indescribable excitement on his face.
"This life is worth it!"
The Taoist looked up to the sky and laughed, then passed out and died on the spot...
"Brother!"
"Gang leader!"
Everyone present stretched their necks, widened their eyes, and watched helplessly as Zhang Daoye almost smiled because of his daughter's words.
Looking at Master Dao who fell down with a smile on his face, Huang Xiaobei's eyes almost fell out.
Master Tao? Master Tao! Master Tao, what are you doing? What are you doing!? Didn’t your daughter just call you by your name? Are you so excited?!
In just a few minutes, Huang Xiaobei's world view was destroyed and destroyed, almost turning into ashes.
Oh my god, what is going on here? By the way, how cruel Miss Yiyi was to Mr. Tao in the past? So now, as long as Mr. Tao can hear his daughter calling his name, he can show that he has no regrets even if he dies.
expression.
Master Dao fainted and died on the spot. Well, if Miss Yiyi had called "Daddy" just now, Master Dao might have died on the spot.
On the other side, Miss Yiyi didn't care about her unconscious father at all. She said "cut" disdainfully to Mr. Dao who was being rescued by everyone, and then hugged Mr. Ma Liu's arm intimately and said softly.
: "Uncle Liu~ Stop fighting, let's go eat, I'm so hungry."
Master Liu worriedly glanced at Daoye Zhang who was surrounded by the crowd, and then threw his eldest brother aside in a very unloyal manner. He turned to Miss Yiyi and showed an extremely kind and even flattering smile, "
Okay, let’s eat, let’s go eat.”
"Well, thank you Uncle Six, we are all starving to death. Well, what is Huang Xiaoshou doing? Oh, by the way, goodbye Huang Xiaoshou o(￣▽￣)ｄ." Miss Yiyi, innocent and innocent Chao Huang
Xiaobei waved his hand.
Commissioner Huang almost felt angry because of these three words.
My name is Huang Xiaobei, hell, my name is Huang Xiaobei!
You did it on purpose. You rot girl must have called me by the wrong name on purpose!
Don’t leave, don’t leave! Kneel down and apologize, kneel down and shout, “Master Xiaobei, I was wrong!”
When Huang Xiaobei was complaining loudly in his heart, Miss Yiyi had already walked to the elevator escorted by Ma Liuye and a group of bodyguards.
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Suddenly looking back, the girl's long black and straight hair was spread out, and a smile appeared on her beautiful face.
Looking behind Huang Xiaobei who was sulking with his head down, looking at his tall nose and his familiar eyes, the smile on Miss Yiyi's face became even warmer.
They look really alike, hehe, it must be you.
Wow, I'm so lucky. I met you when I first came here. Woohoo, you look so good-looking. You're even prettier than when you were a kid. (≧∪≦) I really want a hug.
But......Huang Xiaobei? What a familiar name.
I seem to have heard my father mention it before, ah, no, that person seems to be called Huang Xiao, but he seems to be a very...hard to describe person.
Huang Xiaowei, seems to be called this name? (To be continued)