Chapter 130: Commissioner Huang, who was still miserably rectified
Five o'clock in the afternoon the next day.
Standing downstairs at his uncle's house, Huang Xiaobei, who was extremely helpless, hunched his back and raised his head, looking up at the towering residential buildings in front of him.
The moment he raised his head, the warm rays of the setting sun hit that pale face, along with the fragrance of the girl next to him, and the comrade, the special correspondent, smiled helplessly.
"Oh, although God still reserved the last trace of warmth for me, why can't it be simpler? Why does Mao have to add all these messy things to this so-called warmth?"
"Huang Xiao M, what are you talking about?"
Commissioner Huang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and muttered like a widow who had suffered so much in the world.
"I'm so stupid, really. Because life is always full of accidents, and because I was born to be an unlucky guy, it is impossible for me to have smooth sailing. Before I get good things, I will definitely go through hardships, but for
Mao, I still can’t remember this sentence?”
"What can't you remember? People don't understand."
"Well, Accident is talking again, Accident is tormenting me again, haha, although Accident is very beautiful and cute, and his speaking voice is nice and nice, but...
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Lifting his eyes slightly, staring at the towering floors in front of him, Commissioner Huang broke into a smile.
"But why are you here too!!"
Turning to look at the young and beautiful Miss Yiyi beside him, with her hands full of precious gifts, Huang Xiaobei collapsed and shouted.
"Why are you here! Miss, why are you here too!!"
"Because this is the return gift I gave you. (*≧∪≦) Are you very happy? Are you very happy? I came back with you," Miss Yiyi clapped her hands happily, and at the same time she stayed where she was.
It spun in circles.
Wearing a black short skirt, paired with a white silk shirt, and the eldest lady's adorable expression, it's simply not too cute.
If Mr. Chu was also present, he might be enchanted by the eldest lady's cute smile on the spot.
But our Commissioner Huang just spit out a mouthful of old blood.
"My god, this is a return gift! My god, this gift in return is too cheating! My dear, Miss, you can just say that the gift in your hand is a return gift!!"
Commissioner Huang, who was almost losing his mind, was about to snatch the gift from the eldest lady as soon as he took a step forward.
"Give me the things and you can go back by yourself."
"Give it to me quickly, oh, hand them over quickly! That middle-aged man doesn't need so many high-end things!!"
Miss Yiyi hurriedly hid the gift behind her, and at the same time stared at her big watery eyes and asked innocently.
"Do you like the toilet?"
"I like...hehe."
"Pah!" Commissioner Huang, who was almost losing his mind, raised his hand and slapped himself in the face, laughing miserably.
"Miss, I don't like the toilet. Besides, I was wrong. Please don't bear any grudge against me, and don't let me clean the toilet..."
Miss Yiyi waved her little hand very generously, then winked her big eyes playfully, pointed at Huang Xiaobei and gave instructions.
"Then stand here and don't move. Let's play the one-two-three wooden man game now. If you lose, you have to clean the toilet, you know?"
"good......."
Watching the eldest lady turn around, looking at the girl's graceful figure, carefully staring at the girl's proud long legs as white as jade, and the cute gesture of covering her big eyes with her small hands, finally, in the big
As the lady counted like the sound of nature, Commissioner Huang, whose eyes were full of desolation, once again laughed sadly in his heart.
Why, why on earth is this? Why on earth did she appear here today!
Shouldn't the young lady be shopping or watching anime at this time? Why would Mao suddenly appear next to me!!
Wei Wei glanced at the gift that seemed to cost over 100,000 yuan in the eldest lady's hand, and glanced at the carefully dressed Miss Yiyi. Commissioner Huang seemed to understand something.
Looking at the gifts that I would never be able to buy in this life, I looked sadly at the sixty-yuan bottle of tiger bone wine I just bought from a street stall...
Under such a strong contrast, Commissioner Huang was even more exhausted to the extreme.
Although I still don’t know what her purpose is, I can be sure that she is definitely here to mess with me!
Are you kind enough to follow me home to see your uncle? Hahaha, how old are you, this comrade?
In other words, the broad masses of the people, do you still remember who made the sheets I have now?
Wiping the old tears from the corners of his eyes, Commissioner Huang sighed.
Mom, it turns out that you were waiting for me yesterday. When you said the return gift yesterday, you were already planning this scene today, right?!
Oops, I really want to say thank you to the eldest lady. You said that the eldest lady is not satisfied with playing with me in the hotel, but she even chases me to my uncle’s house to play with me?
Haha, thank you for your hard work.
"One, two, three wooden people! Humph, they didn't move. Come again."
Commissioner Huang laughed miserably.
Miss, I will never move at the moment because I can hardly feel the existence of my body!
Looking at the graceful back of the eldest lady who turned around again and started counting, Huang Xiaobei almost broke his teeth.
I asked you why Mao couldn't be seen all day long. I asked you why you told Mr. Dao yesterday that you were going out this afternoon. You had already planned everything, right?
Wait, oh, that’s it, that’s it, haha, I understand, I understand everything!
Miss, the reason why you let me go before and took the initiative to tell me your wish was just to go back to my uncle’s house with me today and then take the opportunity to retaliate against me, right?!
Staring at the eldest lady's alluring back, Commissioner Huang gritted his teeth.
Why is there such a scheming woman in this world? Why does she only want to mess with me?
Why, what the hell is this?
"One, two, three, wooden man! Tsk...why are you still not moving? It's not interesting."
A flower-like smile appeared on Commissioner Huang's face, "Because I want to play with you, so I must not move. Miss, please see how good I am at playing, and see if my pretending to be a wooden man is special."
Like? Do you dare to go back to the hotel now?"
"People are timid...scared..."
"Don't act cute, you bastard!!!"
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Today's Commissioner Huang is here.
He took off his employee uniform and put on his black leather jacket, truly making a living for once.
In fact, Comrade Comrade Special Commissioner looks good, with big eyes, a straight nose, and good facial features. He is a handsome young man. As long as he wears better clothes and doesn't smile too much and pulls a straight face, he will look like the person next to him.
Standing together with the beautiful young lady Yiyi, she really looks like a talented and handsome girl.
But this is exactly what Commissioner Huang is worried about, otherwise he wouldn't be afraid.
As we all know, he stood next to the eldest lady in his employee uniform, looking like a servant. It didn't take a blind person to see that they were definitely not a couple.
But, but damn, I’m not wearing a staff uniform today! I’m wearing my own leather jacket! It looks so perfect when standing next to the eldest lady!!
Commissioner Huang couldn't help but feel a little elated.
Ahem, so this person relies on his clothes and his saddle. The handsomeness of this special correspondent still needs clothes to set off. Look, as soon as he puts on his own clothes, this special correspondent... Nah, now he is
Isn’t it the time to be so beautiful? If Master Dao were to see this scene, he would not be able to lead the Qinghong Gang to level the entire community!!
Looking at the innocent and lovely eldest lady beside him, Commissioner Huang couldn't help but think with fear.
It's over, it's over, this is definitely the eldest lady's revenge plan against me. Master Tao, the scene in front of me must be known to Master Dao, and maybe there is a big brother from the Qinghong Gang nearby, and maybe Master Dao is taking him with him right now.
The men and horses come to kill!
Okay, okay, I know this is not realistic. Mr. Dao doesn't have the guts to kill me downstairs at my uncle's house, and the eldest lady isn't that bad either.
But that person! But if that invincible being sees the eldest lady coming back with me, what kind of weird associations will he make!!
At this moment, Old Uncle Liu's extremely chilling smile naturally appeared in Commissioner Huang's frightened pupils.
"When are you getting married?"
"When are you going to have the baby?"
"If you don't have a child, why don't you have one now?"
Hehehe, hehehe, I might as well not come back...
Commissioner Huang covered his face and wiped away tears, desperately thinking about what was waiting for him after tonight's meal.
Probably, probably life would be worse than death, right?
"Come in, come in, come in, do you know these things are very heavy?" The eldest lady's white and tender hands were a little red from being pinched by the rope of the gift, so she kept urging Huang Xiaobei to go upstairs quickly.
Huang Xiaobei silently looked at the cute girl in front of him and said weakly.
"Miss, one last question, are you really not here to play with me today?"
The eldest lady smiled sweetly, "Of course not. I just came to see my uncle, and I definitely didn't come to play with you."
Upon seeing this, Commissioner Huang accepted his fate and stretched out his hand feebly, "Then let me help you get the gift. It looks quite heavy."
Seeing this, the eldest lady hurriedly hid the gifts behind her back and said with a mischievous smile: "No, because I bought these."
Damn, I knew you were here to play with me!
Ahhhh!! Let me eat this evil young lady, let me eat her!!!
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Miss Yiyi was an accident, it was definitely an accident. In fact, if Commissioner Huang's script was followed, he should have taken Lao Wei's bald head and Brother Maozi back to his uncle's house today. Of course, if Karl wanted to come, he would also
I would like to express my welcome, just in time to receive some greeting gifts from Master Carl...
Chu Zifeng and Chu Qianqian? Like the eldest lady, these two belong to the list of people who are impossible to invite in this life.
What, don't get me wrong, I didn't invite the eldest lady, not because I annoy her... but because I don't want people to say that a toad wants to eat swan meat. Besides, I always feel that I and the eldest lady are not from the same world.
, that’s why I put her together with the Chu brothers and sisters who suffered a thousand blows... Although, even though I occasionally get annoyed with her teasing me, I’m still quite happy to see her take the initiative to go home with me.
I'm happy, but it's a little nerve-wracking because I'm afraid that uncle will say something bad...
After explaining in his mind, Huang Xiaobei turned around and looked at Miss Yiyi who was following him obediently. Seeing the miss blinking her big eyes at him cutely, Huang Xiaobei could not help but scratch his head with guilt.
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As for why he chose to invite Lao Wei and the others to go home with him in the special correspondent's script, it was of course the special correspondent's own considerations.
That's what he thought. If he brought these shady people home, the uncle would be embarrassed to ask him some more personal questions, such as what he learned abroad.
When the time comes at the dinner table, let Lao Wei show off his flattery spirit, Brother Maozi and Dead Baldhead take turns toasting to the uncle, and Karl will say something for himself on the side, then this level will be considered a fool!
However... the tragedy is that neither Carl nor Lao Wei came, probably because they didn't want to disturb him.
As for Brother Dead Baldhead and Mao Zi...heh, the glorious deeds of these two great gods cannot be explained for a while.
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After chatting with Karl about his past life last night, Commissioner Huang went back to the dormitory happily while humming a tune, preparing to have a good sleep so that he could be energetic enough to return to his uncle's house tomorrow. I just happened to ask by the way.
Would Lao Wei and Baldhead want to go back to have dinner with me?
But when Commissioner Huang returned to the dormitory, he was surprised to find that there was no one in the dormitory. Lao Wei and Dead Baldhead were no longer in the dormitory.
In the mood of looking for his lost cat and dog, Commissioner Huang, who was so sleepy that he couldn't stop yawning all day long, left the dormitory and prepared to look for his two roommates who had suffered thousands of blows.
Don't get me wrong, Commissioner Huang didn't come to them out of kindness, but because without those two bastards grinding their teeth and snoring, Commissioner Huang couldn't sleep at all at night.
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I looked in the dishwashing room, but it was empty.
I checked the restrooms on the first and second floors. Well, I found two big brothers from the Qinghong Gang who came to the restroom after drinking too much.
Probably because I couldn't get out after going to the toilet, so I lay on the toilet seat and slept soundly.
Huang Xiaobei closed the toilet door thoughtfully and retreated.
After leaving the toilet on the second floor, Huang Xiaobei stood in the corridor and muttered strangely, "Weird thing, where did these two guys go? Could it be that they escaped under the influence of alcohol?"
"No way, they are drinking like grandsons. It will be difficult for them to escape from this commercial street. It would be really interesting if they meet the devil party again halfway."
After pondering for a long time, Huang Xiaobei turned around silently and cast his gaze at the closed door of the banquet hall behind him.
You haven't finished drinking yet, have you?
No way...when did this happen?
Thinking about it, Huang Xiaobei opened the door of the banquet hall. (To be continued)