Hearing Commissioner Huang's expression of "I'm so ashamed" and his words "Shameless", the expression on the stall owner's face instantly froze.
"You, what did you say?"
The stall owner looked at Huang Xiaobei in front of him with shock written all over his face, his pupils filled with doubts about life and the world.
He, what did he just say?
Twenty? Wait, is it twenty? It seems so, but, no, no, I heard it wrong, yes, yes, yes, I must have heard it wrong. How could there be such a shameless person in this world?
Tiger bone wine, I have such a big jar of tiger bone wine. I don’t know what the bones are, but I also soaked a lot of fake ginseng and wolfberry in it. Just this big jar of white wine also cost a lot of money.
Money!
The most important thing is that my large bottle of wine only costs 200 yuan!
And I also want to give him a discount.
Can he give me twenty when everything is done?
Hahaha, I heard it wrong, I heard it wrong, I definitely heard it wrong. It is impossible for such a shameless person to exist, absolutely impossible.
Just when the stall owner was wondering if he had heard wrongly, Commissioner Huang, who looked like I was ashamed, rubbed his hands and said an inhumane remark in embarrassment.
"Well, I don't mind if it's cheaper. Do you think you can accept it?"
I accept your grandma’s legs!!!
The stall owner immediately spat out a mouthful of blood, and for a moment, he burst into tears.
Damn it, it really is twenty! Damn it, I heard it right...
Twenty, two..."Pfft——!"
The stall owner who truly understood the horror of Commissioner Huang felt that the whole world was spinning before his eyes.
Twenty?! Haha, twenty, wow, there really are such shameless people in this world! He actually gave me twenty for such a big bottle of wine?! This is not even enough money to buy liquor.
ah!!
Oh my God, if I had known that this comrade was so thick-skinned, how could I have played with him? I still expected him to quote the number. After all, he is a young man, and he would usually not say that the price is too low. Maybe the original price is too low.
It's possible to buy it, which saves me the money of giving him a discount.
But... Nima, Nima, it turns out that there really are such shameless people in this world! It turns out that as soon as I heard the word discount, I went straight to Grandma Te’s discount store.
People!!
The stall owner wanted to cry but had no tears. He has always been shrewd, but today he finally realized what it means to be sad.
He regretted it and slapped his big mouth hard.
"Let you have a bad mouth! Let you have a bad mouth! Let you have a bad mouth!!"
Alas, the stall owner was too young. Seeing how Commissioner Huang was nearly paralyzed by his deception not long ago, he thought that Commissioner Huang was a heartless person.
Yes, Comrade Special Commissioner is indeed a bit short-sighted in other aspects, but when it comes to money, it is indescribable.
In a word, even if you are a liar, I can't let you deceive too much!
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Seeing that the stall owner was so pale that he could hardly speak, Huang Xiaobei quietly took out 20 yuan and threw it on the stall, then left with the tiger bone wine in his arms.
The wine brewed from the heart of the tiger said: "Well, seeing that you haven't done anything for a long time, so be it. Come on, give me two dollars in change."
"Hero, please spare your life!"
Looking at Commissioner Huang who was still eagerly waiting for him to give him change, the stall owner was so worried that he knelt down in front of this great master.
"Hero, hero, please spare your life! You really can't be twenty! If I'm twenty, my wife will beat me to death when I go back!"
Commissioner Huang nodded, "Yes, I didn't say twenty, not eighteen."
"I you..."
Commissioner Huang looked at the stall owner's mouth movement at that moment, as if he was greeting his ancestors.
"You weren't scolding me just now, were you?"
"Hehehe, I, I have to dare, you are like this, your ancestors..." The stall owner lowered his head, wiping cold sweat, "Why don't you make grandma even more terrifying?"
Huang Xiaobei nodded while holding the wine bottle, "Oh, that's it. Eighteen is indeed a bit low, I'll raise it for you."
The stall owner breathed a sigh of relief.
It's okay, not too much, and I still know how to be polite.
While the stall owner was eagerly waiting for Commissioner Huang to pay, he saw Commissioner Huang holding the tiger bone wine, hehehe.
"I don't want those two dollars anymore."
Then he turned around and left.
The stall owner hugged Commissioner Huang's thigh and fell to the ground with a bang.
"I'm so shameless! I've worked hard for a long time, and you just give me a two-dollar increase?! You're not allowed to leave, you're not allowed to leave! If you dare to leave, I'll call someone to catch the thief!!"
Commissioner Huang was hugged by the stall owner's thigh, which made him very uncomfortable and very angry.
"Why do you have so many things to do? Twenty is enough. Don't be too greedy. Be content."
The stall owner spat out another mouthful of blood.
Damn, how do you feel when someone buys something that originally cost 200 yuan for 20 yuan? After all, who is greedy and who is dissatisfied?
The stall owner hugged Commissioner Huang's thigh with all his strength, his eyes filled with tears, and he cursed himself a hundred times in his heart.
Damn it, the intelligence didn’t say that this guy is such a bastard! No wonder Er Ming told me that this guy was almost bribed by the devil party with money a few days ago. He is really not an ordinary money fan!!
Seeing the stall owner holding his thigh, the expression on his face became increasingly sad and angry, especially his sinister eyes, which actually burst into tears at this moment. Huang Xiaobei also seriously reflected on himself.
Twenty is indeed a little less.
"Twenty is indeed a little less." Commissioner Huang nodded seriously.
The stall owner almost broke his teeth. Is this a little missing?!
It's really not a good idea to do this.
"It's really not a good idea to do this." Commissioner Huang reflected on himself seriously.
The stall owner tried not to cry.
You just need to know!
After seriously reflecting for a while, Commissioner Huang slowly raised his head and said with a smile: "Then I'll give you another raise."
This time, Commissioner Huang really put his hand into his pocket and started to take out money.
Upon seeing this, the stall owner smiled with relief, and even moved tears to his eyes.
It's okay, okay, I finally realized it, not bad, not bad.
I knew this kid wouldn't be so stingy. How could a person as beautiful and generous as Lilith give birth to such a stingy child?
Just when the stall owner was feeling happy, he saw two gleaming steel coins suddenly flying from Commissioner Huang's hand to him.
Immediately afterwards, the special correspondent's demonic voice sounded.
"Twenty-two then. Come on, see you later."
"Stand there, stand there for the hell!"
"Come on, catch the thief, catch the thief!!"
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"Uncle, haven't we agreed that you can sell me this bottle of wine for twenty yuan? You see, I've raised it to twenty-two for you. Why are you still like this? Come on, take your hand from me."
Let go of my legs, and also let go of my teeth. I won’t run, I definitely won’t run. I just ask you not to bite me.”
With tears in his eyes, the stall owner loosened his grip on Huang Xiaobei's trouser leg and screamed in grievance.
"Which grandson made a deal with you! Can you please have some face?! You are...forget it, return the wine to me, I won't sell it!"
Commissioner Huang put on a show of saying, "I'm a civilized man and I won't care about a poor guy like you." He said, "Okay, okay, you didn't say that, okay, I bought this wine, so what the hell are you doing?"
How much do you want?"
"You have to give me at least one hundred and fifty!"
The stall owner was very confident.
Huang Xiaobei picked his nose and sighed.
Just when the stall owner was secretly preparing to lower the price with this great master, Commissioner Huang put the tiger bone wine in his arms on the ground without looking back.
"Then don't do it."
"Heroes stay! I didn't say I wouldn't let you negotiate the price!!" The stall owner was really driven crazy by Commissioner Huang. Yes, who could not go crazy when meeting such a master?
Commissioner Huang, who had walked out almost two miles away, turned around, looked at the stall owner's expression eagerly waiting for him to go back, and sighed.
"Thirty."
"You'd better go..."
"okay."
This time, Commissioner Huang really left without looking back.
Watching Commissioner Huang leaving step by step, the stall owner forced a smile on his face and told himself over and over in his heart.
Don't worry, don't worry, he is lowering the price, he is playing tactics with me, don't worry, I have seen this road a lot, and I will be back soon.
Well, don't worry, I'm sure I'll be back, I'm sure I'll be back, he's following me, he's... Well, he got on the bus.
"Hero~80, you can take it~can you~? Even if you leave me a way to survive..." The stall owner sat down on the ground, his eyes were tired and his voice was weak, like a ghost
I thought about it in pieces.
To be honest, with such a small voice, even the pedestrians around would not be able to hear it, let alone Commissioner Huang who was already on the bus.
But what was horrifying was that within half a minute, Commissioner Huang ran back staggering.
"This is what you said!"
The bitterness disappeared, replaced by deep relief and complexity.
Staring deeply at Huang Xiaobei and the handsome young man in front of him, the stall owner couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly in his heart, "He is indeed Lilith's son. The reaction is really different."
Just when the stall owner secretly admired it, Commissioner Huang picked up the tiger bone wine, took out his change, and said with an extremely cheap look.
"Is it sixty? Is it sixty?"
The stall owner didn't even come up for a breath and almost met the Lord of Hell.
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In the end, the large bottle of tiger bone wine was sold for 60 yuan, and Commissioner Huang also took away several plastic bags.
The stall owner, who was tortured to the point of despair, watched the special correspondent dragging his plastic bag, and he couldn't help but begin to doubt his life again.
Exhausted, he took out a big red bag with the word Maotai written on it. The stall owner said in a hoarse voice: "I'll pretend that I can't see those plastic bags. Come on, put the wine in here and take it out to give away."
Hey, young man, are we discussing the last thing?"
Huang Xiaobei happily held the tiger bone wine and said, "What's going on?"
The ashen-faced stall owner waved to Huang Xiaobei and asked Commissioner Huang to come to his ear. After Commissioner Huang stretched out his ear, the stall owner weakly whispered in his ear.
"Let's go after you finish shopping. Hurry up, Ma Liugun, and don't let me see you again in the next life, ha."
Huang Xiaobei's face dropped.
Who is this person? Why are you scolding him? Really, I will never come to your place to shop next time.
The stall owner also said, I don’t know what evil I did when I came to see you today.
Forget it, it would be nice to meet him once. As for the rest... I can probably forget it after a sleep, right? The stall owner wiped the old tears on his face and thought sadly.
But just when the stall owner had finished selling Huang Xiaobei's stuff and had finished watching the magical existence of Commissioner Huang, and was about to close the stall and leave, Commissioner Huang suddenly grabbed the stall owner's arm.
The stall owner turned around and said with resentment on his face: "What do you want to do again?"
Commissioner Huang held the tiger bone wine, rubbed his hands, and said shamelessly with an expression of "I'm so ashamed."
"Well, let me ask, after I have spent so much money on you, do you have any gifts or anything like that?"
Silence fell.
The stall owner stared directly at Huang Xiaobei, staring directly at the magical creature in front of him that could not be described in words.
Finally, after staring at the big, bottomless face of the special correspondent for a long time, those sly pupils enlarged little by little...
Before passing out, the stall owner murmured in tears.
"He asked me for a gift. I sold him something originally priced at 200 for 60 and gave him a big red bag. He is still asking me for a gift...hehe, hehehehe...
OMG, I saw God."
"Why on earth did I appear in front of him today..." (To be continued)