"No, no, no, it must be a hallucination. Oops, I didn't sleep well last night, and I'm hallucinating today. Yeah, right, right, hurry up and enter the building. According to the older generation, as long as you walk into the building, hallucinations will disappear. It shows up again."
Huang Xiaobei was very stupid and rushed towards the building with his tiger bone wine. He was so fast that he flew up and ran six or seven meters in almost two seconds.
Looking at Commissioner Huang's flying figure, with her hands full of gifts, Miss Yiyi pouted her little mouth angrily.
Holding her waist, the eldest lady said with a fierce look: "If you don't come back, I will let you clean the toilet!"
"Hey, isn't this the eldest lady? Why are you here, eldest lady? I haven't seen you for so many days. I miss Xiaobei so much." Commissioner Huang, who was about to rush into the building, heard the eldest lady's words. The familiar threat that was no longer familiar ran back in tears...
Looking at Miss Yiyi alive in front of him and the gift in Miss Yiyi's hand, Commissioner Huang just like when he was in the hotel, surrounded Miss Yiyi like a pug, nodded and bowed: "Miss, you are welcome Are you here? Miss, have you eaten? Miss, you have become beautiful again, Miss, Miss..."
Huang Xiaobei almost cried at the end, "Miss, why are you here?"
No wonder Commissioner Huang almost burst into tears. He originally thought that he would not have to see the eldest lady again in the past two days, nor would he have to endure her torture. But who would have thought that this existence written as "eldest lady" and pronounced as "accident" would actually Followed here too?!
Mom, you didn’t come here to tease me, right? No, it must not be the case!
"Miss, why are you, Mao, here?" Commissioner Huang said, trying not to cry.
"Ha!" A sweet smile appeared on Miss Yiyi's delicate and lovely face. She raised the gift in her hand like a child who had done something good and asked for credit from an adult, and said.
"Of course I came to visit my uncle. He is a very nice person. I have always wanted to visit him. Look, I spent a lot of money to buy these gifts."
As she said that, the eldest lady opened her big, watery eyes cutely.
"Why are you here too?"
"Oh, I'm here...Hey, wait a minute, you are turning against the guest! Is it okay if I ask you again? Don't act like you are the master!"
Miss Yiyi tilted her little head and smiled sweetly.
Wearing a black short skirt and a white silk shirt, the eldest lady simply doesn't look too cute today, and it's obvious that the eldest lady has carefully dressed herself up today.
What surprised Huang Xiaobei even more was that the eldest lady actually changed her long, disheveled hair into a cute bun.
This, although this is a little devil, it looks really cute.
Huang Xiaobei's eyes moved slightly downward and he swallowed subconsciously.
Especially the pink sneakers of the eldest lady, they are so beautiful, and...oh oh oh, the eldest lady's feet are so small, I really want to hold them in my arms and lick them...I'll go for it Huang Xiaobei, are you still a human?!
Commissioner Huang was deeply shocked by his shamelessness.
Huang Xiaobei, what are you thinking? What on earth are you thinking! She has come here to torture you, and she is still going to torture you severely today! In the end, you actually have such disgusting thoughts? You are indeed with perverts Over time, you may have infected yourself!
Commissioner Huang clutched his chest, looking distressed.
Huang Xiaobei, Huang Xiaobei, how many times have I said, don’t be fooled by the eldest lady’s beautiful appearance, she is just a little devil, you must never be fooled by her innocent and lovely appearance, remember
Come on, she is a devil, she is the worst evil in the world!
Miss Yiyi silently stretched out her little feet.
"Want a lick?"
"It's so good. It's so good."
The second before he leaned down, his reason regained its peak.
Huang Xiaobei, who was deeply disgusted by his shamelessness, raised his hand and slapped himself in the face with a big mouth.
Are you a human? Are you still a human!!
By the way, the behavior just now could only be done by Mr. Chu!!
However, those shoes are really cute, and the eldest lady’s long legs are really uncontrollable... I’m going to strangle you to death, Huang Xiaobei! What the hell are you doing?
Why can’t I remember it?
Isn’t Liu Xiahui, who is still in love, your idol in life? Is this how you learn from idols?! It’s okay to just use Wei Zhongxian as your idol if you can’t!!
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After being exhausted by the young lady again, Huang Xiaobei stared at the innocent and cute young lady Yiyi in front of him with a look of resentment and said.
"Miss, let's discuss something? Can you come and see him tomorrow?"
"not good."
"Why?"
"Because there is no comparison!"
Commissioner Huang looked confused, "What did you say?"
Miss Yiyi realized she had made a mistake and quickly covered her mouth. Then she smiled and walked to Huang Xiaobei's side, holding up the gift in her hand like a show off.
"Look, I spent a whole day shopping today and managed to buy these things. Do you think my uncle will like them?"
Huang Xiaobei lowered his head and glanced at the gift in the eldest lady's hand.
Ginseng?
Antler?
Foreign wine?
Chinese cigarette?
There were also several bags with unknown foreign characters written on them, and they seemed to contain some brand-name clothes.
Commissioner Huang suddenly took a breath of cold air.
This, this, this, these things can’t be purchased without hundreds of thousands, right?!
Haha, is this really the strong and beautiful girl that Master Dao said, who refused to recognize Master Dao for more than ten years just to fight for a chance?
This damn guy is like the rich second generation who has reached a certain level!! There is no trace of thrift at all!
After looking at the eldest lady's gift, Huang Xiaobei silently looked at the tiger bone wine he just bought from the street stall...
Under this strong contrast, Commissioner Huang silently shed two lines of tears.
Damn, this comparison is really not too tragic!
At this point, Commissioner Huang finally understood what the eldest lady meant by contrast.
"Hehe, hehe, miss, you don't need to be so tactful, just say that you are here to punish me on a daily basis. I don't care, I really don't care."
Miss Yiyi was carrying a heavy gift, and she puffed up her little mouth very unhappy and said: "People have come to help you put on a show, why do you still say that? You can just say that I bought these gifts together with you."
Of."
Huang Xiaobei's eyes widened, and he said as if he didn't recognize the beautiful girl in front of him at all, "Miss, have you been kidnapped? Hey, where did you come from, you are such a monster. Hurry up and get rid of the old devil lady."
Put it back for me!"
Seeing that the eldest lady was about to explode, Commissioner Huang hurriedly showed a shy look and said, "Oh, it seems that the eldest lady has not been taken away. It seems that the eldest lady has turned into an angel. But look, eldest lady.
What are you doing, why do you think I'm so embarrassed, what, thank you, Miss Ha."
As he said that, Commissioner Huang stretched out his hand and said, "Come on, miss, it's very heavy. I'll help you get it."
The eldest lady quickly hid the gift behind her back with a smile, "No, no, no, I'll do it myself."
"No, no, I'll do it, I'll do it."
"No, no, no, I'm going to get it myself~"
"Haha, Miss, you are still playing with me after all."
"Well, yes."
Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi walked into the building noisily while talking.
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Although I don’t know what kind of medicine the eldest lady is selling in the gourd, she is here, so I can’t drive her away, right?
Well, I have had that thought, but my strong desire to survive said that I had better calm down.
After taking the elevator to the 18th floor, Huang Xiaobei looked around and soon found his uncle's house when he stepped out of the elevator.
Standing in front of his uncle's house, after confirming that the house number was correct, Huang Xiaobei began to take a deep breath. After taking a deep breath, he began to work hard to adjust the expression on his face.
Don't tell me, he is indeed a little nervous.
However, when a warm and natural smile appeared on Commissioner Huang's face, Commissioner Huang's mood relaxed a lot.
Nothing else, just a few words today to let the uncle know that from now on he has an extra troublemaker, the kind who can't be beaten away even with a stick.
Yes, yes, I have to behave more naturally, and let the uncle understand that I really like living with him, and I must not let him have any unnecessary thoughts.
Standing in front of the door, Commissioner Huang raised his head and thought.
My uncle must be very happy to see me smiling so happily and naturally, right? He probably gave me a hug as soon as he saw me, then patted my back and cried loudly: "You are finally back."
, I miss you so much that I can’t sleep."
Well, even though I felt quite nauseous, I still felt very comfortable.
Hey, uncle, I'm ready for your hug.
With a thick smile on his face, Huang Xiaobei coughed lightly, then stretched out his hand and slowly rang the doorbell of his uncle's house.
"Ding dong."
"Who is it?" Soon, Uncle Liu's voice sounded from behind the door.
Huang Xiaobei was preparing to give him a surprise, so he squatted on the ground and said nothing. He pulled Miss La Yiyi and told her not to speak either.
The eldest lady nodded her little head understandingly to show that she understood.
After a while, I heard footsteps and voices coming from behind the door.
"who is this?"
Soon, Uncle Liu opened the door of his house, smoking a cigarette and wearing slippers, looking like he hadn't woken up at all.
Hearing the sound of the door opening, Commissioner Huang suddenly stood up from the ground with a smile on his face.
"Hey, uncle, someone seems to be getting married on your floor today. The elevators are all open..."
Looking at Huang Xiaobei who suddenly appeared in front of him, Uncle Liu's eyes widened for a moment. When Commissioner Huang had already stepped forward with one foot, Uncle Liu raised his leg and kicked the Commissioner out.
!
Then the uncle slammed the door shut again.
"Bang!"
Commissioner Huang, who looked confused and wanted to come in, was slapped on the ground...
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Sitting blankly on the ground, Commissioner Huang's brain instantly short-circuited.
Wait, what happened just now?
I, I, didn’t hug me, didn’t hug me and cry, so you wouldn’t just kick me out, right?
Wait a minute? What is going on here? Do I look like a loan shark?
Miss Yiyi kindly helped Huang Xiaobei up from the ground.
"Are you OK?"
"No, Miss, please wait for a moment. What happened just now?"
"I don't know."
Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi looked at me and I looked at you, standing stupidly outside the door, not understanding what was going on.
"Did we come to the wrong place?" Miss Yiyi grabbed Huang Xiaobei's leather jacket softly and asked.
Huang Xiaobei rubbed his somewhat red and swollen nose, looked at the house number again, and shook his head decisively, "No, it should be here, and the person just now must be the uncle."
Just when Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi were at a loss, the uncle's strange words suddenly sounded from behind the door.
"Hello? Oh brat, you're at the door. Okay, okay, go straight upstairs. Someone is getting married today and the elevator is open. Oh my, I'm busy cooking for you. You take the elevator up yourself, what? Still?
You must let me carry you up, grandma, you are so old, okay, okay, I will open the door for you right now."
Huang Xiaobei squinted his eyes in mystery.
What the hell is this old guy doing?
Less than half a minute later, Uncle Liu, who was wearing an apron around his waist, holding a frying spoon in his hand, and with sweat or tap water on his face, opened the door enthusiastically.
Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Old Uncle Liu looked like he was sweating profusely from cooking in full swing, and greeted Commissioner Huang.
"Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come in the house, oh, I was busy cooking just now, I didn't hear you call me, how about it, uncle, this community is nice, isn't the environment very good, I must come back often in the future."
"Well, I didn't call."
The uncle suddenly slapped his head and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I told you yesterday that someone is getting married today, so I didn't ask you to call me. Come on, stop standing there and hurry into the house."
"Um, uncle, you didn't seem to be wearing an apron just now."
"It's tied, it's tied."
"No, no, no, you definitely didn't wear an apron when you opened the door just now, and you didn't even have a frying spoon in your hand."
The smile on Old Uncle Liu's face gradually became a little embarrassing.
Soon, a ferocious look came out of Old Uncle Liu's pair of eagle eyes, staring at Huang Xiaobei fiercely, and the uncle almost gritted his teeth and said.
"How can you die if you don't speak!" (To be continued)