Looking at the uncle's vicious eyes, Huang Xiaobei grinned.
Although I don’t know what he was playing just now, he definitely didn’t do anything good.
Forget it, just let him go.
Because Huang Xiaobei's height completely blocked Miss Yiyi behind him, the uncle did not notice that Miss Yiyi was there, and Huang Xiaobei took off his shoes and entered the room first.
As soon as he entered the house, Huang Xiaobei hurriedly ran to Uncle Liu, put his arm around the uncle's shoulders, and whispered in his ear: "Uncle, I have something to tell you in advance. I'm not the only one today.
Here we are, there is another one, but we are either together or we met by chance. Do you understand what I mean? The most important thing is that after you see her, you should not think about anything at all, do you understand?"
Uncle Liu blinked strangely, looking confused about the situation.
"What did you say?"
Huang Xiaobei was about to give his uncle some detailed instructions, but unexpectedly, Miss Yiyi jumped out from behind Huang Xiaobei.
With her hands full of gifts, the eldest lady bowed politely to the frightened old Uncle Liu and said with a smile.
"Hello uncle, I'm here to see you today. Do you welcome me? (*≧∪≦)"
Huang Xiaobei suddenly slapped his forehead, damn, I couldn't guard against it, but she still jumped out early.
He swallowed softly and looked aside with fear, the uncle who had already fallen into petrification as soon as the eldest lady appeared.
Seeing the uncle's complete lack of reaction, it was obvious that his brain had completely shut down.
Huang Xiaobei kept praying in his heart.
No, don't say anything scary!
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"Welcome, how can you not welcome me? Can I not welcome you Yiyi? Come and sit in the room. You can sit wherever you like. Uncle will bring you some fruit."
"Thank you uncle."
Taking off her shoes, Miss Yiyi stepped on her little pink socks and walked into the living room.
The expression on Commissioner Huang's face froze.
Looking at the normal uncle, he looked at Old Uncle Liu who didn't react violently at all. He just calmly accepted the gift from the eldest lady and welcomed the eldest lady calmly.
Huang Xiaobei rubbed his eyes blankly.
Me, did I see it wrong?
Isn’t this reaction not quite right?
By the way, why did he react like this? Isn't this too abnormal? Shouldn't the normal style be to see the eldest lady coming home with me and immediately talk about marriage and other issues? Why now...
....
A flash of light suddenly flashed in Commissioner Huang's mind, and he thought in surprise, "Is it possible that uncle understood what I just said? That's why he didn't react so radically? Hey, this is really...
"
Just when Huang Xiaobei was happy, and just when Commissioner Huang thought that his uncle had perfectly understood what he meant, Uncle Liu, who was helping Miss Yiyi get the gift, suddenly turned around and gave him a thumbs up with a sly look on his face.
.
In Old Uncle Liu's highly suggestive eyes, Commissioner Huang read a sentence.
"Well done!"
The expression on the commissioner's face froze again.
Raising his head slightly, Huang Xiaobei suspected for a moment that his life had reached its extreme.
What the hell? Do you think the overall situation has been decided...
Haha, haha, I am indeed still too young.
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"Sit down, sit down, I didn't know Yiyi was here today, so I didn't have much preparation, but luckily when I ordered...no, no, it was when I was cooking, I was afraid that this brat wouldn't be able to eat it.
I'm full, so I cooked a few more dishes, and Yiyi will stay at uncle's house for dinner tonight, so that you can have a taste of uncle's cooking."
Uncle Liu took the frying spoon and after finishing speaking in a decent manner, he hurriedly patted his head and said, "Hey, you guys, sit down first. I'll go see how the soup is."
Huang Xiaobei subconsciously went into the kitchen and said, "Uncle, let me help you."
Uncle Liu was so frightened that his eyes widened, "Just stand there!"
With a "swish", Old Uncle Liu flew directly in front of Commissioner Huang, guarding the kitchen behind him, and shouted almost hoarsely: "No! No need! This meal tonight is mine."
Come! I must let you taste my craftsmanship!!"
Well, I, don’t I just want to help you? Are you shouting like you are killing a pig?
Commissioner Huang stared at the guilty uncle with a confused expression.
What is this person doing?
At this time, Miss Yiyi sweetly came to the uncle with the gift in her hand, her pretty face turned red, she lowered her head shyly, and whispered.
"Uncle, I came here in a hurry today. I don't know what you like, so I just bought some. See if there is anything you like."
Uncle Liu screamed, his face full of flattery, and he didn't know whether to take or let go of his hands. As a result, he started dancing like a mentally ill man.
"What did you buy for me? Yiyi, what did you buy? When you come to my uncle's house, it's just like going back to your own home. I've told you ten thousand times not to buy anything. Look at you...
..."
Huang Xiaobei was about to say, "It's okay, it's okay, this is what we should do."
Unexpectedly, Miss Yiyi stood directly in front of him and said with a smile: "Uncle, it's okay," Miss Yiyi raised her little head and said, "And uncle, I bought all this.
It has nothing to do with him."
With that said, Miss Yiyi complained about Huang Xiaobei's holding in her mouth, and said with a very pitiful look: "And uncle, you don't even know, I just asked him to help me get it, and he still..."
He was not happy, so he told me to take it by myself, saying that I was exhausted, and my hands were all red and he refused to help me."
The expression on Huang Xiaobei's face can only be described as "I really believe in your evil".
I knew it, I knew it!
I said, Miss, how could you be so kind? You are indeed waiting for me here. Humph, I had guessed it a long time ago.
Huang Xiaobei was complaining proudly in his heart, but unexpectedly, the furious Uncle Liu went up and slapped Huang Xiaobei on the head.
The expression on his face was as fierce as that of Zhong Kui.
"You're going to die! Helping Yiyi get something will exhaust you to death! You just want to be a bachelor for the rest of your life, don't you?"
Commissioner Huang held his head, which was aggrieved.
Damn it, I am provoking someone.
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Taking the things that Miss Yiyi bought for him, Old Uncle Liu was really happy and didn't want them anymore. Even though he said he didn't want them, he wanted these things in his heart.
It's not that the uncle is greedy for money, but Miss Yiyi is willing to buy him things. Doesn't this mean... Oh, okay, okay, I guess I can see the birth of the next generation before I die.
Isn't that right? Old Uncle Liu, who almost fainted with joy, stood by Miss Yiyi's side without saying a word.
When the eldest lady said that Huang Xiaobei came here empty-handed, and when the eldest lady said that Commissioner Huang came to see him empty-handed, Uncle Liu immediately turned down his face and rolled his eyes at Huang Xiaobei.
"Yiyi bought it. Haha, I knew he wasn't willing to pay me for it, and I don't know how he had the nerve to enter this door."
"That's right."
Miss Yiyi helped fan the flames, so I'm really not too happy.
me.....
Facing the two people who seemed to be performing a double act, Huang Xiaobei simply felt aggrieved.
Uncle Nima, are you being unreasonable? Yesterday it was you who said you didn’t want something, and you also said that if I dared to buy something, you would throw it out the window. How can you say that you just fall out with me!
Looking at the two people in front of him who were looking at him with contempt at the same time, the Comrade Commissioner immediately raised his chest and snorted coldly.
"Who said I came back empty-handed, uncle, just wait and see, I also bought you something, keep it for you to like."
Uncle Liu stared at Huang Xiaobei for a while and said with great suspicion: "It's not ten pairs of socks for ten yuan, right? Then you'd better not take them out."
Huang Xiaobei almost turned over.
Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Commissioner Huang felt extremely embarrassed.
Damn it, how did he know? How did he know that I wanted to buy him socks before? They were ten pairs for ten dollars.
Hmm, wait, do I look like the kind of person who only buys bargains?
Haha, this is just a joke.
"Oh, how is it possible? How can I be so inhumane? Ten pairs of socks for ten dollars, is that something a human can buy? Uncle, look at it, tiger bone wine! I respect you."
When he entered the house before, Huang Xiaobei thought that the tiger bone wine was too heavy, so he put the wine at the door. Now he hurried out and walked in with a large jar of tiger bone wine in his arms very proudly.
In the surprised eyes of Miss Yiyi and Old Uncle Liu, Huang Xiaobei took the tiger bone wine out of the bag and said proudly.
"Uncle, look, I spent 60 yuan on this serious tiger bone wine...ah! That one I bought for 600 yuan! Hey, uncle, don't think too much, this is a tiger that died in the zoo.
It has nothing to do with wild animals.”
Uncle Liu was stunned for a moment when he saw the Maotai bag. When he saw that the so-called Maotai bag actually contained some kind of tiger bone wine, Uncle Liu couldn't help but whisper.
"I thought it was Maotai."
"What does Maotai mean? I'm telling you rudely. Maotai only gives me tiger bone wine as packaging, so it's easy for me to look down on it."
Huang Xiaobei's boasting has no bottom line.
"Uncle, you don't know that my tiger bone wine is taken from the large bone in the tiger's body closest to the heart. If nothing else, if you drink this wine, I guarantee you six years of longevity!"
Miss Yiyi hugged her thin arms, pouted, and said ruthlessly: "It must not be six hundred."
Huang Xiaobei made a face at her, bite me if you can.
Miss Yiyi, like an angry little female cat, also flashed her little paws at Huang Xiaobei.
If I bite you, I will bite you.
While the two of them were making faces, Uncle Liu walked up to the so-called tiger bone wine and looked at it carefully.
It's not that he has never seen or drank tiger bone wine, but Commissioner Huang's bottle of tiger bone wine...why doesn't its color look right?
After opening the jar, Uncle Liu took a refreshing sniff of the wine.
After all, the aroma of a truly good wine accounts for almost half of it.
But after smelling it, Uncle Liu immediately frowned when he smelled the strong aroma of alcohol that was so strong that it stung his eyes.
Staring at this so-called tiger bone wine, Uncle Liu's heart suddenly skipped a beat.
Is this really tiger bone wine? Why don’t the bones here look like it?
There is also the aroma of this wine, which is not at all like the aroma of tiger bone wine. Also, what’s wrong with the tiger bones here? Why do they look a bit like dog bones?
Even if I don’t talk about these things, don’t think I can’t tell that the stuff in it is basically fake except for the wolfberry!
Uncle Liu touched his chin and whispered in his heart.
"You probably got it from some street stall, right? Damn, this guy is really good. He even gave him six years of life after drinking it. If I really drink this stuff, I might end up in the West!"
But in the end, Old Uncle Liu still smiled.
The uncle smiled happily when he touched the tiger bone wine bought by Commissioner Huang.
Forget it, no matter what it is, I will treat it as tiger bone wine.
It’s not easy for this guy to buy something for me. Well, he has me in his heart.
"Yes, this is tiger bone wine. I have drunk tiger bone wine before, and it tastes just like this." Old Uncle Liu smiled and helped Huang Xiaobei pass.
And after he finished speaking, he opened his mouth as if to say thank you, but for some reason he didn't say it, probably because he didn't need to.
"Come on, come on, don't say anything else, sit down, sit down, you all sit down." After collecting the gifts, Old Uncle Liu smiled and asked Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi to take their seats.
Miss Yiyi raised her little hand and said in a soft and cute voice that could not be refused, "Uncle, I want to visit Huang Xiao M's bedroom, is that okay?"
Uncle Liu didn't feel anything was wrong. He smiled and nodded, feeling very pleased and moved.
"Okay, okay, come to Yiyi, I'll take you to see his room."
At this time, Huang Xiaobei suddenly felt that something was not right. He walked to the uncle and pulled the uncle who wanted to show the young lady. Huang Xiaobei reminded him kindly.
"Uncle, have you forgotten something?"
Uncle Liu looked at him very strangely and said, "What is it?"
"Didn't you just say you were making soup? Aren't you afraid that the soup will burn dry?"
The uncle looked strange and said, "When did I say I made soup?"