When Uncle Liu took Miss Yiyi to visit his bedroom and the other two bedrooms, Huang Xiaobei stayed alone in the living room.
He has no interest in his own bedroom. After all, the special commissioner is fighting against the evil demon party every day. He definitely doesn't have time to come back to his uncle's home often. What's more, the bedroom? Without the bedroom he decorated himself,
It's not called a bedroom at all.
Looking up at the living room of his uncle's house, Huang Xiaobei was ready to take a closer look at his uncle's living environment over the years.
Looking around at the layout of his uncle's house, Huang Xiaobei nodded, not too surprised.
Judging from the perspective of the house alone, my uncle's home is very good. It is a large house with three bedrooms and one living room, with excellent lighting. It faces south and is warm in winter and cool in summer.
Huang Xiaobei carefully measured it and found that the uncle's living room was about fifty square meters, but there wasn't much furniture, so it looked a bit empty.
He stretched out his hand again to measure the distance of the living room. Huang Xiaobei felt that if his calculation was correct and the living room alone was more than fifty square meters, then a conservative estimate would be that the uncle's house would be at least more than one hundred and thirty square meters.
Well, it’s not too bad for the captain of the city’s criminal police brigade to live in a house of this level.
Thinking of this, Huang Xiaobei sighed.
Because his and his father's previous home together were only as big as the uncle's living room. Haha, it's really hard to compare one person to another.
Dad, you are such a failure as a human being.
You ran away from your wife, and as a result, even your son began to dislike you for being poor.
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Walking in the living room, Huang Xiaobei clasped his hands behind his back and looked at his new home carefully.
There is nothing too conspicuous, just a very simple and plain decoration style. There are some photos and medals hanging on the wall. The floor in the living room is beige. Other than that, there are no other decorations. It is basically painted.
It's clear once and that's it.
Well, it's no wonder that he felt empty as soon as he entered the house. Such a big house only had so many pieces of furniture, so it would be strange if it wasn't empty.
Raising his head triumphantly, Commissioner Huang waved his hands grandly and said.
But it doesn't matter. Now that the special commissioner is here, I have to improve the uncle's living environment.
Let me see how to arrange it properly. Well, you see, this corner of the living room is very suitable for placing a massage chair.
Also, there must be a latest Xbox next to this TV, for playing games and other things.
The lamp in the living room is replaced by the best crystal chandelier, which is exactly the same as the one in the hotel lobby. The wallpaper must be more wallpaper, an air purifier is required, and some paintings by Van Gogh are bought on the walls. Calligraphy by Wang Xizhi is also required. It is a must.
It was "Lanting Preface", but I heard that he was buried with Li Shimin. It didn't matter. His grave was dug up in two days.
The re-decoration style will be in accordance with the Kremlin's design. You need to buy one of the latest computers, oh, don't buy three, one to play on, and the other two to watch. You also need to hire a nanny, and three bed-warming maids, um, during the day
Is the dream over?
Uh-huh, it's done, it's done.
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How should I put it, although the uncle's house looks a little empty, it has everything it should have, and there is no shortage of large furniture, at least for an old bachelor.
TVs, refrigerators, air conditioners, sofas, dining tables, everything is available, and they are all of an upper-middle level.
There were a few conspicuous dumbbells placed in the corner of the living room, but they were covered with dust. They were probably bought by my uncle and he wanted to practice them when he had nothing to do. It turned out that exercising with dumbbells was not as interesting as watching TV, so he never touched them again.
it.
But there doesn’t seem to be a computer at home? Well, that’s normal.
However, the 45-inch TV seems to be watched frequently, mainly because the remote control gives people a greasy feeling.
Huang Xiaobei looked at the greasy remote control and sighed, he probably pointed at the TV to survive.
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Currently, the uncle was taking Miss Yiyi to visit the bedroom. Huang Xiaobei stayed alone in the living room and continued to scan the uncle's living room.
Scanning his eyes slightly, Huang Xiaobei saw several photos placed next to the TV.
When I took a closer look, they were basically photos of the uncle when he was young. They all looked like police officers, and they were all the same, with a very cute little boy beside them.
Looking at the little boy and seeing him in almost every photo, Huang Xiaobei was stunned for a moment, and then smiled slightly.
"I was pretty good-looking when I was a kid."
"Well, this photo of me holding the pennant was taken at the door of the police station when I met my uncle for the first time. Hehe, I still looked unhappy at that time. This one was in the park, and this one was in the police station.
The one from the zoo, the one at the aquarium, and this one, it’s a photo of my dad and I with him before he left.”
"Wait a minute, why doesn't this picture at the zoo look wrong? I think I've seen the tiger in the cage behind me somewhere?"
Huang Xiaobei raised his head strangely and touched his chin, "It's weird, why does this tiger look so familiar? Um..." Huang Xiaobei looked back at the bottle of tiger bone wine he bought.
"Isn't it such a coincidence..."
Looking at these old photos full of warm memories, Huang Xiaobei touched his chin with emotion and said: "It turns out that I went to so many places with my uncle when I was a child. If I hadn't seen these photos, I would have almost forgotten them all.
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"Hey, why do I have such a stinky face when I go to the aquarium? Oh, I remember, I pretended to be sick and asked for leave that day to trick my uncle into taking me out to play, but as soon as I left school, my uncle saw through it and shouted that he wanted to send me back to school.
, I cried hard after it was done, and even kicked the uncle’s feet, saying, “If I don’t go back, I won’t go back, I’m going to go out to play.” Well, if I remember correctly, the uncle seemed to be a little angry at the time, it seemed
They all wanted to slap me. But in the end, they took me to the aquarium. Oh, you said I went there all the time, but I still had a stinking face all day long. Really, look how happy the uncle is smiling.
, I can’t see how angry I was before.”
Straightening up, Huang Xiaobei shook his head gently.
Alas, it’s really hard for this greasy middle-aged man, who actually hasn’t gotten married yet.
The photos at home are either of him and his colleagues, or of me, and my photos account for the largest proportion.
Huang Xiaobei spread his hands and commented helplessly, "You said it would be great if you had two photos of you standing with women? There is no need to be as miserable as you are now, so lonely...
"
Wait, something doesn't seem right?
Looking at the old photos full of warm memories next to the TV, Huang Xiao suddenly felt that something was not right, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.
Turning around and looking at his uncle's home, which was not very popular, and looking at the group photos of father and son placed in front of the TV, Huang Xiaobei suddenly understood something was wrong.
Yes, these photos look good, but if, that is, if, if the uncle's colleagues come to his home as a guest, what will they think of when they see these photos?
A father and his son.
This is the most normal thinking of ordinary people, but what is abnormal is, why are all the photos of this son when he is seven or eight years old? Why are there no photos from when he was a teenager to now?
Why has the uncle never gotten married? Why is the uncle the only one in the family? Where did the child in the photo go?
At this thought, Huang Xiaobei almost shouted, "Mom, uncle's colleagues don't think I'm dead long ago, right?"
Huang Xiaobei suddenly lost any warm feeling when he looked at these photos...
Because looking at the lovely self in the photo, he always felt like looking at a portrait of a deceased person.
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The only thing about the uncle's home that attracts others' attention is probably the military medals and certificates hanging on the wall of the dining table, as well as the photos of the uncle with the leaders when he received the honor.
After seeing his "posthumous portrait", Huang Xiaobei couldn't help but walk to the wall of his uncle's merits, looked at it quietly, and calmed down his mood.
Second-class individual merit, first-class collective merit, outstanding police officer, public servant of the people, save my dog’s life, cure my cat’s disease?
Commissioner Huang stared at the last two certificates with a dark look on his face.
Is this worthy of being punished...
Most likely, when he had nothing to do, he went to do some good things, right? It was almost like that. He had that kind of virtue before.
At this time, a photo frame suddenly caught Huang Xiaobei's attention.
There were no photos or military medals inside, only an orange-yellow warhead, and this warhead hung in the center of the wall, surrounded by countless medals and honors.
Huang Xiaobei only glanced at it and then looked away.
This is the reason why the uncle returned from the border armed police, right? The second-class personal merit next to him is probably his reward. Mom, why is Mao not a first-class merit!
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Just when Huang Xiaobei was feeling aggrieved for his uncle, Miss Yiyi and Old Uncle Liu came out chatting and laughing. They seemed to be having a very lively conversation. As soon as Miss Yiyi came out, she immediately got in front of the TV and watched.
Reminds me of those old photos.
Looking at Mr. Huang Xiaobei in the photo, little stars appeared in Miss Yiyi's eyes.
"Wow, so cute, so cute. Huang Xiao M looked so good-looking when she was a child. I want to hold her in my arms and kiss her."
Huang Xiaobei squatted proudly next to the eldest lady, and said very proudly: "How about it, I was good-looking when I was a child, right? I'm not bragging to you. When I was a child, I walked on the street, and all the people came to watch me.
Everyone said that I am good-looking and will definitely become a handsome man in the future."
Miss Yiyi silently turned her gaze to Commissioner Huang beside her, and then turned her gaze to the lovely shota in the photo. As she looked at it, Miss Yiyi sighed slightly.
What do you mean by sighing!!
Do you dare to say it openly, you bastard!!
Miss Yiyi held her cheeks and muttered to herself in disappointment.
"Really, why do you become ugly when you grow up? You are not as cute as you were when you were a child."
"I'm sorry, don't you dare to speak louder!!"
"Is that so ugly?"
"I never asked you to praise me for being ugly!!"
Looking at Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi who were squatting on the ground and arguing, Old Uncle Liu smiled happily, holding chopsticks, he greeted the two of them and said, "Okay, okay, let's eat. We'll see after eating later."
Huang Xiaobei snorted angrily, "I'm too lazy to tell you anything. I just know that I'm handsome."
"But you really aren't as good-looking as you were when you were a kid."
“Nima, just say this once and that’s enough!!”
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"Welcome Yiyi to our house today. Well, the food may not be very good, so don't mind Yiyi." Old Uncle Liu wiped his hands on his apron, looking ashamed.
Huang Xiaobei almost popped his eyes out as he stared at the delicacies on the table in stunned silence.
Looking at the delicious food on the table, Commissioner Huang was extremely shocked.
Did he do this? No way, this old bachelor wouldn’t have such good skills, would he?
Huang Xiaobei wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, his eyes never leaving the food on the table, and said with a smile, "Uncle, you did this, this, this? I mean, you can do it, just by looking at your face, you can tell
It’s not much worse than other hotels outside, it can even compete with our hotel.”
Uncle Liu raised his head proudly, "You just know that? Hehe, tell you, kid, I haven't done anything serious today, otherwise I would have done better than this."
Miss Yiyi sat obediently on the dining table and said in a flattering tone, "Uncle is so awesome."
Miss Yiyi's compliments made Old Uncle Liu feel elated all over. That's right, his bragging energy came back again.
Rolling up his sleeves, Old Uncle Liu looked like I still had some talent that I hadn't used yet.
"Oh, I didn't know Yiyi was coming today, otherwise how could I only cook eight dishes? I have to cook at least eighteen!"
The uncle took off his apron and sighed.
"It was a mistake. Although there are some that run on the ground and swim in the sea, it is a pity that there are no ones that fly in the sky. You must know that my best braised squab was not served. Alas, it failed, it was such a failure!"
The muscles on Huang Xiaobei's face couldn't help but twitch.
Is he bragging? How does he look like he is bragging?
After finishing blowing, Old Uncle Liu proudly flashed the clean frying spoon in his hand and said with great enthusiasm, "Just tell me what you want to eat from now on. Just go home and I will cook whatever you want. That's all."
, there are no outsiders today, please use your chopsticks."
Huang Xiaobei was waiting for these words and immediately took a chopstick to eat the squirrel fish. As soon as he took it into his mouth, he almost ate his own tongue.
Tasting the soft, creamy and extremely sweet squirrel fish, Commissioner Huang immediately shed tears of happiness in his eyes.
It’s delicious! It’s so delicious! I didn’t expect that the uncle’s cooking skills were so good. It’s funny that I thought he only knew how to make instant noodles, but just now I saw that there seemed to be several buckets of instant noodles in the trash can?
After taking a bite of the food, Miss Yiyi also looked happy, and then she discussed with her uncle the precautions when cooking.
Uncle Liu has been waiting for this!
Hearing the eldest lady asking him questions with a look of admiration, Old Uncle Liu began to teach eldest lady Yiyi how to cook without saying a word.
For example, how much salt to put in, when is the best time to cook that dish, how to handle the fish, etc. It's so clear and logical.
Huang Xiaobei listened a little strangely, because he still felt that something was not right there, but he didn't think much about it. With so many delicious food, who has the time to think about this and that.
"Yiyi, uncle is not bragging to you about cooking, but uncle is..."
Just when Uncle Liu was boasting so much that he almost forgot his last name, the doorbell suddenly rang.
Huang Xiaobei stood up and wanted to open the door, but Uncle Liu asked him to continue eating and open the door himself.
"You guys eat, you guys eat. I'll open the door. Yiyi can eat more. I'll teach you how to cook later."
"Thank you, uncle."
"A family doesn't speak two different languages."
The smiling old Uncle Liu was still immersed in the compliments of the eldest lady and Huang Xiaobei, and he felt as if he was floating when he walked.
When he walked to the door and opened the door, Old Uncle Liu said cheerfully: "Who is it?"
"Hello sir, you spent RMB 372 in our hotel, and our hotel manager decided to give you a cold drink as a gift..."
"Bang!"
Uncle Liu slammed the door shut and stood motionless at the door.
At this moment, that back view is extremely vicissitudes of life...(To be continued)