When Chu Zifeng and Carl have finalized their actions tonight and are preparing to fight the devil party with their swords in hand, we theoretically know that Commissioner Huang Xiaobei, currently the highest supervisor and commander of the Tianchao region, is currently taking a leisurely stroll.
Zai was eating.
While eating the feast, Commissioner Huang was thinking about going back and telling Lao Wei and Karl about the advantages he had taken today.
Living that way is called heartless.
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At the dinner table, Commissioner Huang devoured his dinner. After taking a few bites, Miss Yiyi sweetly answered Uncle Liu's various questions.
Facing Uncle Liu's eager inquiry, Miss Yiyi said that she was mentally prepared.
Under Uncle Liu's concerned greetings, Miss Yiyi said that she was still in school and was a junior at the city's university. She was currently resting at home because she encountered a car accident some time ago.
Uncle Liu said there was no rush, it would be fine after graduation.
Huang Xiaobei, who was holding the fish tail in his mouth, rolled his eyes.
Is it OK? It’s OK, what is it? OK, please don’t say such suggestive words, okay?
After asking about Miss Yiyi's personal situation, Uncle Liu wanted to continue asking about Miss Yiyi's parents.
After all, this is the most important thing.
Well, Old Uncle Liu didn't know that he could recite Mr. Dao's personal history with his eyes closed, and Mr. Liu even had three generations of his ancestors firmly imprinted in his mind by Old Uncle Liu.
But at this time, when Old Uncle Liu was about to ask Miss Yiyi what kind of jobs her parents were engaged in and how much their monthly income was, the uncle suddenly stopped.
He seemed to have remembered something.
Holding the wine glass and raising his head slightly, Old Uncle Liu whispered in his mouth.
"Were you in a car accident last month? Or a female college student?"
Uncle Liu touched his chin, feeling very strange.
"It's weird, why does it look so familiar? It seems like I've seen these things somewhere before?"
Miss Yiyi looked curiously at the old Uncle Liu who was muttering in a low voice. She poked her little head and asked Commissioner Huang, "What are you doing, uncle?"
Huang Xiaobei bit the fish's tail and said vaguely, "That's what happens when people get older. They chatter every day."
As soon as Huang Xiaobei finished speaking, Old Uncle Liu clapped his hands in sudden realization.
"Yes, yes, I remembered! I remember that the port branch handed me a case report and salvage report last month, saying that a truck driver drove drunk last month and drove into the car with him and his car.
Haili, I heard that a girl was injured, but fortunately the injury was not serious and she was discharged from the hospital not long after."
Uncle Liu looked at the eldest lady in surprise, "So that girl is you, Yiyi?"
Seeing that Old Uncle Liu actually recognized her, Miss Yiyi first rolled her big, watery eyes, and then nodded her little head.
As soon as Huang Xiaobei heard the news, he subconsciously looked at the eldest lady beside him.
Car accident? The truck driver drove drunk and ended up driving both people and the vehicle into the sea?
Holding the fish tail in his mouth, Huang Xiaobei blinked in confusion.
I seem to have heard Dao Ye and Liu Ye talk about this little thing, but it sounds really like a murder case, and it also seems to have something to do with the Pao Ye from Ge Laohui.
But after being hit by a truck, the eldest lady was still alive and kicking. Isn't this a bit unscientific?
"That eldest lady, you..."
"Ding dong."
Just when Huang Xiaobei wanted to ask about the eldest lady's recovery, the doorbell suddenly rang.
Hearing someone ringing the doorbell, Huang Xiaobei slowly stood up and opened the door, temporarily forgetting about the eldest lady.
Unexpectedly, before he had time to stand up, he suddenly heard the greasy middle-aged man next to him muttering softly.
"I've already paid for the housekeeping, so there's no way I can come back, right? Did I forget something?"
Huang Xiaobei nodded silently in his heart.
What should I say? You guessed it...I knew you weren't the one cleaning this house...
"Well, I'll open the door. Uncle, you can continue eating."
Old Uncle Liu immediately winked at Huang Xiaobei, and the meaning hidden in his eyes was not too obvious.
Huang Xiaobei wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
"Don't worry, if anyone embarrasses you, I'll tell him to get out immediately."
Uncle Liu breathed a sigh of relief.
When he came to the door and opened the door, Huang Xiaobei said politely, "Where are you looking for..."
In fact, Huang Xiaobei already had many guesses in his heart the second before he opened the door.
Huang Xiaobei guessed that the person knocking at the door was probably the uncle's colleague, and he wanted to see the uncle for some urgent work.
It is also possible that the neighbor next door came to borrow something, or that the housekeeping staff brought by the uncle forgot something.
But looking at the pervert in front of him who was wearing pink women's underwear over his head, Huang Xiaobei said that he was still a little younger after all.
Looking at the pink hair that he wore shamelessly on his head, looking at the pair of black-rimmed glasses he found from somewhere, looking at the two mustaches on his face that were pretending to be there, he looked so familiar.
Already appeared in front of me looking like a salesman?!
After looking at the familiar yellow hair on this pervert's head and the beautiful phoenix eyes revealed under his glasses, the muscles on Commissioner Huang's face began to twitch.
"Is something wrong with this pervert?"
Mr. Chu, who had a professional smile on his face, suddenly widened his red eyes hidden behind black-rimmed glasses, with disbelief written all over his face.
"Do I look that exposed?!"
"Well, you, you actually don't look too exposed, but, please, could you please take off the thing on your head first!!"
When Mr. Chu, who was dressed as a salesman, heard this, he first reached out and touched the pink hair on top of his head. After understanding the reason for his exposure, Mr. Chu nodded lightly, then patted Huang Xiaobei on the shoulder. He was righteous and Lingran.
road.
"It does not matter."
Damn, this is the most important thing!
By the way, you must have walked into the community for the first time with a fat head, right?!
Didn’t anyone take you away as a pervert?
Mr. Chu ignored Huang Xiaobei who was looking at him like he was looking at trash. Instead, he took out twenty red bills and smashed them in Huang Xiaobei's face.
He said as if he was unhappy but rich.
"I won't argue with you that you had dinner with Yiyi without my permission today, but then you have to cooperate with me in a play. If you perform well, all the money will be yours.
And I can also give you more money depending on the situation."
Looking at Mr. Chu up and down, Huang Xiaobei gradually narrowed his eyes.
This pervert dressed up like this today just to put on a show?
What drama?
The birth of perversion?
But looking at the red note in his hand, Commissioner Huang swallowed greedily.
Is the RMB always innocent?
Commissioner Huang put the money away angrily and said with a smile.
"Um, why are you free to come to my house today?"
Look, what a realistic person you are. Just now you were perverted, but now you are old.
Looking at Huang Xiaobei's grandson-like appearance, Mr. Chu straightened his mustache and said easily, "Oh, I was just squatting here last night."
"Oh, last night...what the hell did you say?!"
Commissioner Huang was deeply shocked by Mr. Chu.
What did this pervert just say? He was squatting here last night?
Impossible, this is simply impossible!
I didn’t even know that the eldest lady would go home with me today. He knew it last night? Doesn’t he have super powers? Doesn’t this pervert also have super powers?
Facing Huang Xiaobei's eyes filled with the word "shock", Mr. Chu proudly patted the dust off his inferior suit.
"As the saying goes, money can make the mill go round. Brother Rong has told you a long time ago that if Brother Rong has money, he really has nothing but money. As long as he has money, let alone the devil, the mill will not go away.
If I can push ghosts, Brother Rong can of course get anything I want, but..."
Speaking of this, Mr. Chu's style of painting suddenly changed, and the expression on his face gradually became deeper.
In Huang Xiaobei's eyes, Mr. Chu, with his underwear on his head in front of him, seemed to suddenly have such a sad and pitiful temperament.
This led Huang Xiaobei to extremely doubt whether the pervert in front of him had a dual personality, otherwise why would Mao change so quickly.
In Huang Xiaobei's astonished eyes, Master Chu raised his head slightly, his phoenix eyes blinked lightly, and crystal clear eyes appeared, and he let out an extremely sad sigh at the right time, and his whole person suddenly looked melancholy.
"Although I am rich, my spirit is very empty. My empty soul wanders around like a homeless wild dog. And whenever this happens, I need Yiyi's weight to make up for it.
I feel the emptiness in my heart, you know? Whenever I feel Yiyi’s fat hand on my head, my heart seems to have some kind of sustenance and is extremely peaceful."
As he spoke, Mr. Chu took off the fat box on top of his head and handed it to Huang Xiaobei.
"You must have had times when you felt empty inside, right? Come on, put this fat bag on your head, you will feel much better."
Huang Xiaobei almost subconsciously took Pang Ci from Master Chu's hand, and then slowly put it on his head.
Indeed, there were times when he felt extremely empty inside, feeling that nothing meant anything, or even feeling like there was nothing at all. That feeling of emptiness inside was really uncomfortable, but at times like this, all he had to do was put a fat cap on his head.
Is it ok?
I don’t know, but I only know that it is not enough for a person to be satisfied materially. Spiritual satisfaction is the real perfection, and many people nowadays lack this kind of spiritual satisfaction.
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Isn’t that what happens to people who commit suicide due to depression?
Oh, I seem to understand what this means. It’s true. It’s true. What Senior Chu said is really, really... He’s really perverted to a certain level!!
The second before he was about to do something unforgivable, the second before he was about to awaken a special hobby, Commissioner Huang violently threw Pang Ci, who was half-covered over his head, to the ground.
"How can you be such a pervert? You are so empty inside that you want to put Pangci on your head?! You bastard have started to brainwash me again, haven't you!!"
The next moment, the expression on Commissioner Huang's face froze.
Because he saw Mr. Chu holding a book called "Eighteen Methods of Hypnosis", scratching his head and flipping through the pages.
"Why did it fail again? Is it because my words are not impressive enough? Or is it because his will is too firm? No, this kind of fool is usually very good at breaking through psychological defenses, let alone what they have always longed for.
, Well, I probably still haven’t learned enough.”
Closing the book, Mr. Chu waved his hand towards Huang Xiaobei with a smile on his face, "Sorry about that, I just bought this book three days ago and I haven't practiced it well yet. Next time, next time."
"I beg you to get out..."
Mr. Chu silently stretched out his hand.
"Then give me the money back."
"Are you crazy? Don't rich people never get back the money they give out?"
"What you said is short-sighted."
Looking at Mr. Chu's hand that he stretched out without hesitation and tightened his grip on the banknotes in his pocket, Commissioner Huang smiled with tears in his eyes.
"Don't you still have to act? You can start directing, I, I will fully cooperate."
"Hey, that's right," Mr. Chu stepped forward, put his arm around Huang Xiaobei's shoulders, and said with a smile, "Look at it, look at it, isn't this a very good thing to say? I'll give it to you
Analysis, analysis, you see now that I have money and you are short of money, we can be very good partners, and even if you call me a scapegoat in your heart, I don’t care, after all, you don’t understand us at all.
A rich man’s world.”
"I feel like what I don't understand is the perverted world..."
Seeing Huang Xiaobei standing at the door for a long time, Old Uncle Liu shouted while holding his rice bowl.
"Who is at the door?"
Huang Xiaobei was about to say, "He's a pervert," but unexpectedly, Mr. Chu immediately took out his mobile phone and quickly typed a line of words.
Staring at the content on Mr. Chu's cell phone and holding the banknotes in his pocket, Commissioner Huang sighed in agony, as if he was resigned to his fate.
Scratching the corner of his face, Commissioner Huang read loudly like a repeater.
"Oh, it's nothing. I'm a salesman from a company. He is currently selling me a very good product of their company. I think it is suitable for Yiyi, so I want her to try it."
"In addition, this salesman is very handsome. If you take a closer look, he matches Yiyi's horoscope very well. He is a man and a woman, a match made in heaven. A dishwasher like me can only become a dishwasher who will never be used in this life.
The spare tire and parentheses above, recite it carefully and have some emotion. After you finish reciting it, I will give you more money, and the parentheses are completed."
"Do you really have any bottom line as a human being?"
After reading Director Chu's lines, Huang Xiaobei looked at Mr. Chu in the same way that Vice Minister Pierce looked at him not long ago, and issued a soul-like torture.
"Do you really have any bottom line as a human being?"
Faced with Commissioner Huang's soul-like torture, Mr. Chu coughed slightly, then possessed the drama spirit and shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Don't you dare! You really embarrassed me! How can I be so good? Sir, you are so complimentary. You'd better come and take a look at our company's products."
Uncle Liu turned his head strangely and stared at Huang Xiaobei who was standing at the door.
What on earth is this kid doing? He's talking about all kinds of nonsense.
Miss Yiyi held her chin and sighed slightly.
That's really annoying, I must have secretly installed a bug again.
I've already found six of them, why are there still more?
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Do you really have a bottom line as a human being?
As everyone knows, Huang Xiaobei's words are also asking himself.
Comrade Huang Xiaobei, Commissioner Huang, do you really have any bottom line as a human being?
Just for a mere two thousand dollars, you can say such unscrupulous things? Do you have any bottom line as a human being?
Just when Commissioner Huang felt extremely tormented, Mr. Chu put his cell phone in front of him again. When he saw the first sentence, Commissioner Huang smiled slightly and immediately threw the words "human bottom line" to the end of the world.
"That's good. I'll give you an extra 100 yuan in a moment. Well, what exactly are your company's products? How good is the quality?"
Even without an audience, Mr. Chu showed his professional ethics as an actor.
Holding the pink Fatty that had just been thrown to the ground by Commissioner Huang, Mr. Chu shouted loudly as if he was possessed by a salesman.
"Sir, sir, please take a good look. This is the latest women's underwear and apparel produced by our company. Today, in order to celebrate the grand opening of our company, our boss decided to launch a trade-in activity. This opportunity is only available for one day, so don't miss it."
Commissioner Huang's reaction was generally slow, so when he heard that the old underwear was being exchanged for new ones, he was just stunned. Although he seemed to feel something was wrong, he didn't have time to think about it.
Seeing Mr. Chu put the latest lines in front of him, Commissioner Huang continued to read like a repeater.
"Oh, really, such a good event, you must not miss it. After all, there is no shop like this in this village. Just wait, I will go and get Yiyi's underwear to you now, and then, and then...
...Then go to hell you pervert!!!”
Commissioner Huang, who finally reacted, reached out and threw the two thousand dollars in his pocket into Mr. Chu's face, and then slammed the door shut.
Commissioner Huang, with tears in his eyes, leaned against the door and let out a desperate roar in his heart.
Go to hell! Go to hell you dirty RMB!!
I will not steal the eldest lady’s pussy for money!!
Get out of here! Get out of here, you dirty money!
Get out of my sight, out of my sight! Otherwise I’m really afraid that I can’t control myself!!