For Huang Xiaobei, ever since he got off that damn plane, his life can be described as a tragedy.
Working hard to pay off the college's debts meant waking up earlier than a chicken and going to bed later than a dog. Just like that, there was also the risk of being thrown into the sea to feed the fish at any time.
You said that you finally got a colleague two days ago, good guy, and you beat him up as soon as we met.
Huang Xiaobei sometimes really couldn't figure out what was wrong with him? Why was he so unlucky?
But the only thing that made him feel more relieved these days was that the bald man's sentence had been extended from one month to half a year...
The Qinghong Gang is the largest gang in the city. Although its name is still suspected of plagiarizing the Shanghai Youth Gang, fortunately, this group of people is relatively moral.
Master Ma Liu knew about Tang Seng's bullying of Huang Xiaobei's work the next day. After a beating, he was given an additional five months in prison.
It must be said that it was thanks to Miss Yiyi that she came to play with Huang Xiaobei that she got angry at Huang Xiaobei.
I don’t know why, but since I met Huang Xiaobei a few days ago, Miss Yiyi seems to be very attached to him. She will come to the dishwashing room to play with Huang Xiaobei when she has nothing to do. This was the case a few days ago.
Of course, the eldest lady also wanted to ask Huang Xiaobei who took away the queen's first penis that day...
Commissioner Huang almost gritted his teeth when answering this question.
Of course, despite the harshness of Huang Xiaobei's complaints in his heart, he was actually quite grateful to Miss Yiyi who was full of dirty jokes and smiled brightly when she saw him.
Such a beautiful girl smiles when she sees you, her big watery eyes blink, and she only talks to you. Huang Xiaobei is quite happy in her heart.
Yes, Zhang Yiyi only talks to Huang Xiaobei. Among the opposite sexes, Miss Yiyi has only talked to three people so far.
Huang Xiaobei, Ma Liuye, Zhang Daoye and others, even the leading cadres of the Qinghong Gang like Fifth Master and Seventh Master, the eldest lady did not take a serious look at them.
Perhaps this is also the reason why Ma Liuye vented his anger on Huang Xiaobei.
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Yesterday afternoon, Miss Yiyi came to play with Huang Xiaobei. As soon as she entered the dishwashing room, she saw Tang Monk sleeping in the corner. Huang Xiaobei washed all the dishes alone.
Miss Yiyi was angry at that time.
Clenching her white and tender little fists, pouting her little mouth, staring at Tang Seng who seemed to be sleeping to death, Miss Yiyi was very angry and said: "How dare you bully Huang Xiao M, (〃＞眜) this bald Wu Keye
It’s too much!”
Huang Xiaobei, who was washing the dishes, raised his head blankly.
Huang Xiao M? Who the hell are you talking about?
Wait a minute...M?
Damn, you can’t be a jerk, right?
Miss, if you dare to give me a random name, be careful that I fall out with you!
Hey, wait a minute, have I been upgraded from being a slut to a sex addict? Oops, it’s not bad... what the heck! Is there a good word for these two? I’m a normal man, I’m a normal person
Hey man!
Bastard, kneel down and apologize immediately, kneel down and shout, "Master Xiaobei, I was wrong! I don't dare to do it anymore, please whip me hard with a whip..."
..”
Oh no, I actually had such a perverted idea.
Commissioner Huang grinned, feeling extremely ashamed of his perverted idea just now. Moreover, Miss Yiyi automatically transformed into an image of a black stocking maid outfit in his mind. Oh pervert, it was so perverted.
Following Miss Yiyi's order, Ma Liuye and three gangsters rushed in, and without saying a word, they dragged Tang Seng out and beat him up.
"You're here to show off your power? Beat me, beat me hard!"
It should be said that Tang Seng also met his nemesis. He had only been in the world for a few days and was beaten almost every day, even by a group of mortals. There was nothing he could do about it. He deserved a beating...
Since Tang Seng was beaten up by Ma Liuye and the others yesterday, and there were two people monitoring the dishwashing room at all times, Huang Xiaobei had very little work to do, and Tang Seng helped him share the load.
But don’t tell me, Tang Seng looks carefree, but he washes the dishes very cleanly and very quickly. He looks like a veteran at first glance, and he can even compete with Huang Xiaobei’s sweep.
You must know that Huang Xiaobei is known as the best sweeper at Tianlong Hotel. Master Sun, who scolds people all day long, also beamed when he saw Huang Xiaobei sweeping the floor.
Ask him why he can sweep so well?
Nonsense, Commissioner Huang majored in sweeping floors in college, and he has been sweeping floors for four and a half years. Is that okay?
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I saw the smile on Huang Xiaobei's face when he saw Tang Seng again and began to wash the dishes sadly.
Miss Yiyi knelt down in front of Huang Xiaobei, folded her arms and said softly: "Am I very good to you? Do you want to kneel down now and shout thank you to the Queen? By the way, let me whip you hard with a whip.
Take a look at you (￣３￣)a.”
Huang Xiaobei's eyes widened and he couldn't say a word.
Miss Yiyi, who was squatting in front of Huang Xiaobei and holding her cheek with her hands, turned her head and spat in a low voice, "What a pervert, huh, I will never play with you again, bad silver."
As she spoke, a blush appeared on Miss Yiyi's fair and beautiful face, making her look even more delicate.
Holding both ends of her long hair with both hands, the eldest lady swept her hair fiercely into Huang Xiaobei's eyes.
"Bad, bad, bad, bad! (〃＞伜) I will never help you again in the future."
Looking blankly at the very angry eldest lady in front of him, and sniffing the fragrance of the girl's hair in the air, Commissioner Huang's heart was filled with huge waves.
Super powers, right? Miss, you really have super powers too, right?
Could this be a coincidence? I was just thinking about it, but why do you seem to know everything?
But it’s no wonder that others are making fun of you, right? Miss, you are so well-dressed and can show off your perfect figure. What’s more, I’m just making fun of you and apologising. If you were a real pervert, your mind would probably have automatically
Let’s play adult movies!
But the Queen?
Huang Xiaobei smiled helplessly, saying that today the eldest lady is playing the queen's training. Wow, the eldest lady really has a lot of hobbies. She was a rotten girl the day before yesterday, so today...
Wait a minute! Didn’t you ask me to become a viper because you changed to the Queen’s route today?
Damn, don’t tie me up with you!
If you want to play some weird game, just play it by yourself! Why do you have to count me in!
"Alas, it's a pity. It really looks like you're not a minor sufferer. You've wasted this face." Miss Yiyi, who was sulking alone, added with regret.
Commissioner Huang almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Damn, I'm just pretty! Does being pretty mean you have to suffer? Miss, how have you been poisoned by those BL novels?
When you see a man with a handsome face, do you take the initiative to orient yourself in the direction of Xiao Shou? Please apologize to all the handsome male compatriots in the world!
"Huh, let's go. I won't come to play with you again tomorrow, absolutely not!" the eldest lady said angrily.
Huang Xiaobei nodded lazily.
"Miss, walk slowly."
Miss Yiyi glanced at him, stamped her foot angrily, pouted and walked away.
After Miss Yiyi left, Huang Xiaobei didn't see her the whole day, and he didn't care. If he guessed correctly, Miss Yiyi should have gone shopping, right? Don't all girls of this age like shopping?
Of?
At the same time, Huang Xiaobei also kept praying in his heart, "God bless me, Miss. Just go shopping, but don't buy anything strange and come back. Even if you buy it, don't give it to him."
The H. comic book the day before yesterday was enough to drive him crazy. He couldn’t keep it, and he couldn’t bear to lose it, so in the end he had to hide it in his butt pocket and look through it occasionally... (To be continued)