Does anyone dare to tell me that I can’t change this topic?
Why is it that even though I have worked so hard, the eldest lady’s speed is still so fast!!
Commissioner Huang faced the sky, collapsed and shouted.
"Oh my god, please accept this fujoshi! By the way, let the Edo 48-hands rest as well! If this continues, people all over the world will know that the Edo 48-hands are not just sumo moves, but a certain posture.
ah!!"
Miss Yiyi patted Huang Xiaobei's back thoughtfully and said very considerately.
"It's okay, it's okay. It's understandable for men to be a bit perverted."
"Nima, I really don't want to complain about you anymore! Can you let me rest for a while? After all, who is the pervert between the two of you!"
Commissioner Huang immediately sat down about five meters away from the eldest lady, and acted like "I want to be alone and find my pure self".
Miss Yiyi called Huang Xiaobei several times and planned to discuss with Commissioner Huang whether some reforms and developments should be made regarding the Forty-eight Hands of Edo from now on to the new era.
The eldest lady put forward a series of academic thoughts. For example, in this new era, we must look at the Edo Forty-eight Hands from a critical and inherited perspective.
At the same time, we must take the essence and discard the dross, completely delete some old postures that are out of date, and introduce new postures that are of epoch-making significance!
Faced with the young lady who was having a great time driving and even started to compare herself with various fascinating postures, Commissioner Huang stuck to the bottom line and firmly imprinted Wei Zhongxian and other eunuchs in the depths of his mind.
The special correspondent said that he would never speak a word to Miss Yiyi again until he died, let alone discuss any academic issues about posture.
Seeing that Huang Xiaobei just ignored him and even took the initiative to sit next to him, he quickly ran away. Miss Yiyi let out an unhappy cry.
Apparently he felt that Commissioner Huang was too boring.
Moreover, aren’t men usually very excited when talking about posture? Huang Xiao M, why are you pretending to be so shy?
Damn, am I just pretending? Damn, I just don’t want to be taken away by you!
Madam, madam, I’m really afraid that when I watch a sumo competition in the future, my mind will be full of the shadows of the Edo 48th Hand!!
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Sitting on a chair in the gazebo holding her white calves, Miss Yiyi turned her head and looked at Huang Xiaobei who was silently reciting "Amitabha".
The eldest lady couldn't help but hold her cheeks, raise her beautiful swan-like neck high, and look up at the stars above her head.
"Huang Xiao M, have you ever liked a girl before?"
"Amitabha, Amitabha, these are all karma, these are all clouds, um, stick to your original intention, Huang Xiaobei, you have to stick to your original intention, absolutely not... um, wait, what did the eldest lady just say? I
Have I ever liked a girl before?"
"this......"
Huang Xiaobei looked a little embarrassed and said nothing.
Miss Yiyi saw this and said with a smile, "There should be some, right? But it's definitely not as good-looking as the master, right?"
This time it was Huang Xiaobei's turn to cut.
"Stop being narcissistic. Miss, although you are pretty good-looking, it's just that pervert Mr. Chu who likes you, and I guess he only likes your fatness."
As he said that, Commissioner Huang crossed his legs and said proudly, "You know, the student I used to like... that, anyway, was the person I liked before, and he was much prettier than you.
Not only that, she is gentler than you, quieter than you, and infinitely better than you."
Thinking of the senior sister he had missed, the corners of Huang Xiaobei's eyes became more tender.
"She is really, really good. She is very cute and beautiful. I feel like she is the most beautiful person in the world. She is really, really good."
Miss Yiyi pouted her lips and whispered, "It's definitely not that good."
Huang Xiaobei glanced at the sulky eldest lady.
He always felt that the eldest lady really heard his conversation with Karl last night.
"Hey, master came back with you today. You must be happy in the future, you know?"
After a few minutes of silence, Miss Yiyi suddenly stretched out her hand, pinched Huang Xiaobei's face with a smile, and said these warm words.
Huang Xiaobei knocked away Miss Yiyi's hand that was grabbing his face, picked his nose and said, "You don't have to tell me, of course I will be very happy, my life is so good now."
Miss Yiyi smiled and nodded, "Well, that's how it should be. You can't think about the past anymore, you know? You can't bully others either. You have to be friendly to others, get along well with them, and face them.
I, by the way, also forgot about that senior sister from before, a pet can only have its owner in its heart."
"Did you lie in the corner last night?"
"Ah? What did you say? You said it in such a way that I can't understand it╮(￣▽￣)╭."
Miss Yiyi showed an innocent look, as if people couldn't understand what you were talking about.
Huang Xiaobei became more and more convinced that she overheard what he said last night.
Otherwise, how could you say it so straightforwardly?
"correct."
Miss Yiyi suddenly stretched out her little hand and gently touched Huang Xiaobei's waist.
When Huang Xiaobei turned around with a dark face, Miss Yiyi asked expectantly.
"Is there any girl you like now?"
Huang Xiaobei rolled his eyes slightly, somewhat unclear about the hidden meaning behind the eldest lady's words.
Generally speaking, if a girl asks this, does it mean that she wants to perform some kind of trick?
Well, 80% of the time, don’t be fooled, don’t be fooled.
In the expectant eyes of the eldest lady, Huang Xiaobei shook his head firmly, "I'm sorry, because my recent idol is Wei Zhongxian, so I don't have any girls I like, and women are not attractive to this commissioner.
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Miss Yiyi tilted her little head and stared at Huang Xiaobei with a smile.
"Then do you like Master?"
For some reason, Huang Xiaobei suddenly wanted to nod.
How could you not want to? Such a beautiful and lovely girl is around you every day. Although she often plays pranks on you, she still wants to say the word "like".
But for some reason, Huang Xiaobei always felt that after he nodded, Miss Yiyi would immediately say the next sentence.
"Young men masturbate well and stop daydreaming."
Huang Xiaobei felt that it would probably be like this, and it was better not to be fooled.
Also...stop daydreaming...
"I'm sorry, I have someone in my heart, and I don't like you at all." Huang Xiaobei put on an expression of someone who was in love with you.
Moreover, he also crossed his legs, looking like a scumbag who couldn't deserve more beatings. He stretched out his hand and ruffled his hair very narcissistically.
"Of course, Miss, if you want to devote yourself, I don't mind. After all, I am a philanthropic person. Although you are not very good in any way, for example, you are sometimes fierce, you often bully others, and you often jump around.
Although he made some confusing remarks, the commissioner can still aggrieve himself."
Miss Yiyi was angry and stared at Huang Xiaobei like an angry little female cat.
"What's so good about her? I'm more beautiful there!"
Huang Xiaobei spread his hands.
"I'm sorry, she is so perfect and beautiful. Even though so many years have passed, I still can't forget her. So, I'm sorry, Miss, but you are completely incomparable to the senior sister in my heart."
As soon as Huang Xiaobei finished speaking, Miss Yiyi stood up angrily and walked out of the pavilion without looking back.
"Hate you!"
Huang Xiaobei stared blankly at Miss Yiyi walking out of the pavilion, and then hurriedly caught up with her to coax her.
He didn't want to coax him, but his desire to survive meant that you'd better calm down, buddy.
After running out of the pavilion in the community, Huang Xiaobei surrounded the angry Miss Yiyi like a pug, and kept coaxing her.
"Miss, don't be angry. I was just joking. You are the most beautiful."
Miss Yiyi covered her ears and shook her little head.
"Don't listen, don't listen, the bastard is chanting sutras."
"Miss, why are you taking it seriously? I just said it casually. You know, you are in the hotel. Oh no, you are the most beautiful person in the world."
"You lied! That's not what you thought at all! Stay away from me!!"
"Miss, do you dare to hear what I have to say?"
"If you don't listen, you just don't listen!"
While Huang Xiaobei was coaxing the angry Miss Yiyi, a young man and woman walked up on the opposite side of the path.
This young man and woman are similar in age to Huang Xiaobei, probably only one or two years apart.
They were probably a couple, holding hands and walking towards Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi with a smile.
The boy looks quite handsome, with a slender figure and a black shirt. As for the girl...
She is fair and tender, and doesn't seem to have changed much from before. She still likes to wear white shoes, and she still has a lot of baby fat on her face.
When you smile, you look good.
Holding my boyfriend's hand, I happily talk about the interesting things I met in the company today, especially when I talk about happy places, I will jump up and down.
Like a little rabbit.
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Because of the dark weather, Huang Xiaobei didn't pay attention to the couple walking towards him, and continued to surround the eldest lady, coaxing him.
"Oh, Miss, please don't be angry anymore. Why are you like this? I'm just joking. Besides, your appearance is recognized by our city. No, it's recognized by our province."
First, even if it is my former senior sister, no matter how she looks..."
Two pairs, four people, passed each other.
Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted the girl he had just passed by, and Huang Xiaobei slowly stopped.
The flattering expression on his face calmed down.
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In the suddenly quiet world, Huang Xiaobei's eyes also became quiet.
He knew them, no, I should say, he knew her.
He slowly turned around and turned his gaze to the young man and woman behind him who just passed each other. No, it was only the young girl.
Huang Xiaobei stood quietly on the spot, without saying a word, just watching the back quietly, looking at the back that was exactly the same as in his memory, but it was already different, things had changed and people had changed.
Huang Xiaobei watched quietly.
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He stopped, but they didn't stop and continued walking forward.
They will not stop because of a familiar passerby.
Huang Xiaobei's eyes were a little complicated, but also a little deep.
But soon, a smile appeared.
What a coincidence, really a coincidence.
I never thought we would meet again at this time and place.
I didn't expect that when we meet again, it will be so unremarkable, just passing by.
No one said anything.
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Looking at the two familiar figures, looking at the two figures holding hands and striding forward.
Even if he only looked at their backs, he could see their happiness from those two silhouettes.
Huang Xiaobei pursed his lips, shook his head and smiled.
It looks a bit familiar. I don’t know why, but this scene seems a bit familiar.
Have you seen this scene before?
Yes, I have seen this familiar scene before.
I stood alone behind, and they strode forward hand in hand.
Looks very happy.
But now is not the same as before.
Huang Xiaobei turned to look behind him, at the girl looking at him with a smile, and then looked back at the two figures who had not changed.
As he watched, the smile on Huang Xiaobei's face became much calmer.
He didn't care that the other party didn't recognize him, and he didn't care that there were other men around her.
Because he didn't feel bad.
After so many years, this unexpected but unremarkable reunion did not leave any so-called pain in his heart, and no unforgettable memories poured out.
Some are just calm, plain, and nostalgic reminiscing about the past.
Calm, calm, that's it.
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The pair of figures walked further and further away, and their happy words rang in my ears.
She has not changed, she is still the same as she remembers, even her smile when holding hands is the same.
Huang Xiaobei took one last look at his youth memories, then smiled slightly and turned to leave.
The moment he turned around, he whispered two words behind him.
"Congratulations."
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He thought he would say a lot.
but no.
Probably, there is no need for it.
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Miss Yiyi had a look of satisfaction on her face, holding her little arms and looking teasingly at Huang Xiaobei, whose thoughts were still a little wandering.
"What were you looking at just now?"
After listening to the eldest lady's words, Huang Xiaobei raised his head slightly and exhaled a breath of turbidity. He looked much more mature.
"It's nothing, I just saw someone I knew before, but she doesn't seem to recognize me anymore, haha, it doesn't matter, I just don't want to know her anymore."
The eldest lady raised her chin energetically and said very arrogantly, "Is this person as good-looking as the person in your heart?"
Huang Xiaobei shook his head.
Before the eldest lady got angry, Commissioner Huang clapped his hands humbly.
"There is no one in my heart right now. Miss, who are you competing with?"
"Then the master is the prettiest, right?"
Commissioner Huang is extremely flattering and looks like an authentic eunuch.
"Of course, Miss, you are the most beautiful person in the world. No one can compare with your beauty. I hope to be your servant for the rest of my life. I don't mind if you take advantage of me."
"
"That's pretty much it. Hey, let's go and don't look any further."
Miss Yiyi took the initiative to step forward, took Huang Xiaobei's hand, and said reluctantly: "Let's go, let's go, don't look anymore. Didn't you just say that the master is the most beautiful girl in the world? Then you
What are you still looking at? Don’t look at it, don’t look at it!”
Huang Xiaobei, who was being held by the eldest lady, did not have any excitement on his face. On the contrary, he looked back at the familiar pair of figures.
As he watched, Huang Xiaobei suddenly scratched his face.
Am I open-minded? Am I mature?
No, it seems like it’s not just open-mindedness and maturity, it’s mainly, mainly...
The expression on Huang Xiaobei's face twisted into a ball, and he thought in disbelief, "The main reason is why she seems to have changed?"
I didn't realize it just now, but now the more I think about it, the more something is wrong.
She, she seems to have become ugly?
Yes, it has become ugly, not good-looking at all, not at all like what I remembered.
Huang Xiaobei's face was full of confusion.
But I can't tell what exactly has changed, but I just feel that she has become ugly. She is completely different from the goddess I used to think.
It's not as pretty as I remembered.
At this time, Huang Xiaobei looked at Miss Yiyi who was holding his hand. In front of Miss Yiyi's fairy-like beauty, Commissioner Huang immediately cited a long list of evidence that she had become ugly.
I didn't take a closer look before, but now I realize that it has really become ugly. For example, the face is too round, the calves are thicker, and the way he bounces around when he walks is almost like a retard.
Commissioner Huang touched his chin awkwardly.
Oops, I'm not that kind of person, right? I'm not the kind of person who calls my ex a trash as soon as we break up, right?
Huang Xiaobei grimaced and turned his gaze behind him again.
But, but she, but she is really not as pretty as I think she is.
Not at all, not at all...
Thinking of this, Huang Xiaobei's eyes suddenly darkened.
But she didn't seem to have changed much. She seemed to be the same as before, without any change.
But I just feel that she has become unsightly.
Why?
Huang Xiaobei retracted his doubtful gaze and turned to look at Miss Yiyi in front of him who was pulling him forward. Huang Xiaobei subconsciously asked.
"Miss, why do you think I suddenly feel ugly?"
The eldest lady stopped and raised her eyebrows slightly. A cute smile like a crescent moon appeared on the corner of the eldest lady's mouth.
The hand holding Huang Xiaobei also turned into holding his hand.
Walking to Huang Xiaobei's side, Miss Yiyi raised her head sweetly and touched Huang Xiaobei's head with a smile.
"Maybe it's because some things only look good when you were a child, right?"
Huang Xiaobei blinked his eyes.
"is that so?"
"I don't know."
Huang Xiaobei took one last look at the figure behind him that had gradually disappeared.
The white figure has faded away.
Huang Xiaobei nodded thoughtfully.
That's right.
After staring for a long time, Huang Xiaobei suddenly smiled.
It seems that I was still too naive before. Really, really too naive. I actually regarded her as a goddess. How could she be as beautiful as the eldest lady? Really, my vision was too low.
Huang Xiaobei, who was being dragged forward by Miss Yiyi's hand, waved his hand behind him teasingly.
Haha, good-bye, never see you again.
Although I do feel that you have become ugly, I know that it is not you who has changed, but me.
Well, the last sentence.
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Looking up at the stars in the night sky, Huang Xiaobei's mouth revealed the most sincere smile.