Commissioner Huang, who had a sallow complexion, was lying on the hospital bed with a hanging bottle hanging on him, and he was grumbling to the doctor next to him.
"Doctor, am I not dead? I felt like I saw the God of Death just now?"
Lao Wei opened his eyes drowsily and grabbed the air in front of him with both hands.
"Where am I? Am I still alive? Linlin? Linlin, are you there?"
Seeing that Lao Wei's right hand started to squirt blood after the infusion, the nurse next to him quickly pressed his hand with the sling bottle on the bed. As a result, Wei Silin, who was unconscious, hugged the nurse into his arms.
inside.
"Oh, Linlin, you are here. Well, I haven't seen you for a few months and your figure has improved again."
Master Sun was lying on the hospital bed, humming in confusion.
"Brother, I seem to have seen my sister-in-law."
Even though Brother Maozi was exhausted after gastric lavage, he still did not change his nature and shouted in a low voice.
"Please bring me my vodka."
Tang Monk was lying on the bed, smoking a cigarette and puffing away the smoke in fear.
"Good guy, this is for me to drink. I almost thought I was back in the West."
"Sir, you are not allowed to smoke in the ward!"
"I'm sorry...hey, this little lady, cough, that's the female donor. She's really beautiful. Female donor, look at this poor monk, his chest suddenly hurts. Can you help me?
Knead it, just use your little hands of ice and bone, okay?"
Chu Zifeng quietly stared at Chu Qianqian beside him and said extremely shamelessly.
"Actually, it tastes pretty good. If I try harder next time, I should do better."
Chu Qianqian knocked off the shameless old man and wanted to take the opportunity to touch the paws of her little hands.
Looking at the noisy ward, Karl looked up at the ceiling and sighed softly.
"It's an unimaginable bowl of porridge. In addition, I also feel sad for the judges of the upcoming competition."
As he spoke, Karl pushed up his sunglasses and said helplessly.
"Senior Weislin, please let go of the nurse lady in your arms, and also take off the hand touching her butt. Master Chen, please stop your hooligan behavior. Xiao An, you can't drink now. Please bear with it.
Zifeng...it's up to you."
Karl, who was like an old woman, had a headache and restrained the group of bastards in the room, asking them to restrain their nature a little.
Facing the seven people shouting in their own way, and looking emphatically at the two gangsters who were obviously taking advantage of the situation, the doctor rolled his eyes and said with the test report in his hand.
"It's nothing serious. It's just food poisoning. It's not serious. After washing the stomach, I'll just put some hanging bottles on it and it'll be fine."
After saying that, the doctor stared at the seven eldest brothers lying in front of him with a mysterious expression.
"But do you all like eating shit so much? And you, why did you wash out two whole swallows in your stomach? Even if you are proud of this bite, you won't even pick off the hair, right?"
Huang Xiaobei looked at Miss Yiyi, who was sitting next to his bed and braiding her twin tails, and laughed miserably.
I'm so proud of this... I really don't want to be proud of it!
Seeing Huang Xiaobei and others responding to him with silence, the doctor shook his head and sighed, feeling extremely novel about this world.
To be honest, the doctor was stunned when he saw the test reports of Carl and the other seven people.
After all these years of practicing medicine, this is the first time I’ve seen someone willing to eat shit?!
This is really not an exaggeration.
You must know that when these elders were given gastric lavage half an hour ago, it was almost like washing out a pile of feces. Two nurses in the gastric lavage room were stunned by the smoke. The feces were not ordinary smelly.
I wonder how they got it into their stomachs.
The most powerful one is the one who is being tied into a pair of ponytails by his girlfriend. This grandson is even more powerful. Not only does he have the most feces in his stomach, but he also washes out two whole swallows. He is also the kind who doesn't even remove the hair and puts it directly into his stomach.
Swallowed alive.
The doctor admired and stared at the seven elder brothers in front of him.
It’s really a long time to see you, a long time to see you.
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Looking at the laboratory report in his hand, the doctor touched his chin, and the expression on his face suddenly became suspicious.
"However, I'm not sure if it's feces. Although the ingredients tested are very similar to human excrement, there seems to be a little bit of Hedinghong in it, not too much, just a little bit."
The doctor put down the laboratory report in his hand and looked at the seven elder brothers sincerely.
"Can you tell me what exactly you ate?"
Listening to the doctor's torture from the depths of his soul, the seven people silently cast their gazes on the harmless Miss Yiyi.
Facing everyone's resentful looks, Miss Yiyi stuck out her little tongue playfully.
"I just think that if you add a little Chinese medicine, it will turn into a good medicinal meal. No big deal, no Chinese medicine next time."
Commissioner Huang stared at the eldest lady who was begging for mercy with his extremely fascinated eyes.
"Where did you find the Chinese medicine?"
Miss Yiyi raised her chin and thought for a while.
"I just went to the drugstore and pointed out some Chinese medicines with cool names that I thought, and bought them back."
The names of traditional Chinese medicines that could cause vomiting and diarrhea for several days appeared in the seven people's minds instantly, and if mixed together, the effects of the medicines would be greatly enhanced.
Thinking of this, the seven people touched their chins in unison.
How on earth did we survive?
Seeing that everyone was looking down, Miss Yiyi sweetly apologized to everyone.
"I'm sorry, I don't have much experience cooking for the first time. Next time, after everyone is discharged from the hospital, I will study it carefully and try to make a table of sumptuous food for you."
Seven people, you look at me, I look at you, Huang Xiaobei simply waved his hand towards the doctor.
"Doctor, we have reserved seven beds tomorrow. We can probably still come."
"Hey, why are you going so far? Tomorrow's food will be delicious!"
"The doctor will make an emergency appointment by the way. It's best to make an appointment with a specialist."
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Seeing that Miss Yiyi and Chu Luoli were already studying next to her as to what kind of meal would be better to cook tomorrow, Commissioner Huang felt really unhappy.
The eldest lady's cooking was unpalatable, so it was not that he was unprepared.
The things made by the eldest lady can scare people to death, so he is not unprepared.
It is worth mentioning that when Huang Xiaobei saw the bowl of "Gulu Gulu" with an unknown sticky object that kept bubbling with black bubbles, Huang Xiaobei was not too surprised. At most, he was afraid.
But what really didn't make him think was that the things made by the eldest lady could actually put people in the hospital! It was still the kind of state where it would not heal without gastric lavage!
The most important thing is that there are seven people in this room, four damn vampires! There is also a bastard who looks like an enlightened monk.
The thing made by the eldest lady can actually give them food poisoning. How powerful must this be!
Remembering the ordeal he had just gone through during gastric lavage, Commissioner Huang couldn't help but shudder.
Wei Wei looked at Miss Yiyi who was studying how to cook a big meal, such as roast suckling pig, and Commissioner Huang couldn't help but shed cold sweat on his forehead.
How can a young lady with such cooking skills participate in a cooking competition? Don’t worry about whether Master Dao spent money to bribe the judges. Even if Master Dao really paid to win over all the judges, what if the judges eat their front feet?
After finishing the dishes, I gave the eldest daughter a pass for the sake of money, but what should I do if I was taken directly to the hospital by an ambulance?
Commissioner Huang imagined the scene at that time and laughed.
"That would be interesting."
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In the ward, Huang Xiaobei and others were still hooking up their intravenous drips. As they were hanging on, Master Dao walked in with the fifth and seventh masters.
As soon as he entered the ward, Master Qi smiled.
"Okay, our brother was just discharged from the hospital in the morning, and you guys came in this afternoon. Our hotel is going to take over the hospital recently, right?"
Well, don't forget, Master Qi and the others were so drunk that they foamed at the mouth the day before yesterday. They rested in the hospital for more than a day before being discharged.
Isn't that right? This group of people had just been discharged from the hospital, and then Huang Xiaobei and the others went in again.
There is no such thing as fate.
Master Dao came to Master Sun and Karl and inquired about what happened in detail.
When he heard that the eldest lady's cooking skills had reached the level of the leader of the Five Poison Sect, Master Dao smiled and nodded.
Master Sun was a little confused when he saw Master Tao's gloating expression.
"Brother, you didn't eat what Yiyi made, that's why you laughed, right? Do you want to try it again now? There is still more than half of the pot, but you need to heat it up, because it has solidified automatically now.
Even if you hit it with a hammer, it will be choked and broken."
Master Dao looked at Miss Yiyi who was holding a Danmei novel beside him and began to read the plot aloud to Huang Xiaobei, with a look of secret joy on his face.
Arriving at Master Sun's bedside, Master Tao whispered to Carl and Master Sun.
"What's wrong with schadenfreude? I just came up with a good idea!"
After saying that, Master Dao laughed triumphantly, and the smile on his face was so cunning that he looked like an old fox in the world.
But looking at the smile on Master Dao's face, Master Sun completely pulled his face away.
Good idea? Have you ever had a good idea in all these years?
If you don't mention anything else, just take a look at this recent situation, go find that dead guy to inquire about Yiyi's wishes? Good guy, it doesn't matter if you inquire about it, you will almost lose the entire hotel!
"What stupid and bad idea have you come up with again?" Master Sun stared at his elder brother with resentment on his face, already prepared to be tricked by him again.
Master Tao ignored Master Sun's resentful look, sat beside Master Sun's bed with a happy face, and whispered.
"Listen to me, I really came up with a good idea this time!"
Under the expectant gazes of the two people, Master Dao clapped his hands vigorously and secretly said with joy.
"I decided to open a second part for our hotel!"
As soon as Master Dao finished speaking, Master Sun and Carl (pretending to be) looked at Master Dao with admiration on their faces.
"High! It's really high! Brother, this trick of yours is too powerful, no, but...how much does it cost?"
Master Sun was frightened by Master Dao's good idea, because it was really good, but it would cost a lot of money...
Hearing this, Master Dao coughed awkwardly.
"This, money will definitely be spent. For example, find a ready-made five-star hotel and discuss with them to temporarily change the name so that we can sign up. But there are chefs, so the money can be
Saved."
Master Dao took a piece of fruit from the fruit basket beside the bed, peeled an apple, and said with a smile, "I have been busy with this thing all day today. Lao Li, do you still remember? It was when our hotel opened.
The old immortal who gave you two broken flower baskets, I contacted him today, and he is willing to do you a favor and temporarily change the name of his hotel to Feilong Hotel."
Having said this, the expression on Mr. Dao's face couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, "But, this old guy is also very good at talking like a lion. He asked me for four million when he opened his mouth. Anyway, I just talked about three million."
Karl silently calculated with his magic eyes and said.
"If the owner of Yunhai Hotel knew our current internal situation, the asking price would be over eight million."
Master Dao nodded appreciatively, "Yes, that old stingy guy just doesn't understand why I have to prepare two teams to participate in the competition. Otherwise, he definitely can't just offer three million, so here goes."
Master Tao sat proudly beside Master Sun's bed and smiled heartily.
"So I can't let this opportunity pass by!"
Seeing the smile on Master Dao's face, Master Sun's heart suddenly skipped a beat.
"Brother, you, you didn't buy it in one go, right?"
Master Dao waved his hand.
"No."
Master Sun breathed a sigh of relief.
"That's good."
But before Master Sun could relax, Master Tao continued.
"I just sign the contract today, and the money will be transferred tomorrow."
Master Sun almost fell off the bed.
"Brother, you haven't just bought it outright! Have you forgotten about the right to host the semi-finals? Can't you wait a little longer and take a look at the situation!"
Master Tao slapped his thigh, his face flushed and his neck thick with anxiety.
"Should I wait? I have to wait! How many days does the game start? If we don't quickly create a second team, our hotel will really become a brothel!"
Master Sun couldn't say anything.
After all, the current Taoist Master is carrying tens of millions of unjust money. Who can think rationally?
"Okay, brother, since you have thought about it, let's do it. I will follow you through mountains of swords and seas of fire." After saying that, Master Sun reached out to take the peeled apple from Master Tao's hand, but as soon as Master Tao changed his hand, he
He handed it to the eldest lady, and when it was done, the eldest lady threw it to Huang Xiaobei... Huang picked up the apple and gnawed it with a happy face, leaving only Master Sun, who was extremely resentful, silently stretching out his
Big fat hands......
Patting Master Sun's thigh, Master Tao smiled slightly and took out the pipe in his pocket.
"Pengzi, don't be so surprised. The situation this time is different from before. I really didn't expect Yiyi to want to participate in the competition."
Master Dao took a puff of his pipe and said wisely, "But this second team is different. There is no chance of any emergencies. As long as the chefs in our hotel perform smoothly, I will definitely win the first prize."
Come back three times."
Master Tao smoked his pipe and sighed softly.
"In this case, my money will not be wasted."
"Where is Yiyi..." Master Sun carefully reminded Taoist Master.
Hearing this, Master Dao turned around and glanced at Miss Yiyi who was eating a banana in a very strange way behind him, and smiled softly.
"Don't worry, Yiyi, I will let her have fun. After all, this is the first time Yiyi has opened her mouth to me in so many years. At least I have to let my precious daughter reach the semi-finals! I have prepared the money, even if Yiyi does
Even if you make a mess, you still have to advance to the semi-finals!"
Master Sun actually wanted to say, "Brother, don't worry, what Yiyi makes is shit."
But listening to what my eldest brother said, especially the sentence "Even if I make a piece of shit, I still have to enter the semi-finals!"
Master Sun's eyes suddenly became as fascinated as those of Commissioner Huang.
"Brother, how much did you spend on this trip?"
Master Dao wiped the crystal clear eyes, sighed softly, and said with a smile.
"Don't ask, I really don't want to see Yiyi's mother so early." (To be continued)