Running to the trash can, Elder Tang hurriedly threw Huang Xiaobei into the trash can and picked out the express box. "I said it's a good thing, what do you mean by throwing it away?" Elder Tang said while removing it three times.
Second, I unpacked the express package.
"Besides, how did you know it was an invitation? What if someone was blind and gave it to you as a gift? Also, no matter what it is, you'll know after you open it and take a look."
Commissioner Huang blinked his eyes very calmly and said, "If you didn't add the word "blind", I would actually like to take it apart and have a look. Also, have you heard of Schrödinger's cat?"
It’s better if you don’t tear it open. After you do it, nothing may come out. This correspondent is living according to the guiding ideology of science.”
Tang Seng rolled his eyes, "Science, can you explain vampires to me using science?"
"Um, this..."
Soon, Tang Seng tore most of the packaging bag outside the express box. Seeing Tang Seng tear open the packaging bag, Lao Wei and Huang Xiaobei also joined in excitedly, curious about what was inside.
Two seconds later, a Burberry leather shoe box appeared in front of the three of them.
Huang Xiaobei and Weslin Tang Seng, the three of them looked at me, and I looked at you, with disappointment in their eyes.
Patting the shoe box, Huang Xiaobei sighed, "I thought it was delicious, but it turned out to be a pair of shoes? What, I don't like wearing leather shoes, if any of you likes to wear them, just take them away."
Lao Wei touched his chin and said cheerfully, "Burberry, this brand is good, and the quality of the leather shoes is also very good. Hey, Xiaobei, do you really not want it? The shoes inside should be worth a lot of money.
Woolen cloth."
Commissioner Huang lay down lazily on his "little bed," waving his hand.
"I don't like wearing leather shoes. If you like them, take them away. Just remember to give me the money later."
Elder Tang simply opened the box, "It's settled, if I can wear these shoes, I will keep them."
"Keep it, keep it, just remember to give me the money."
Huang Xiaobei lay on the bed and yawned, and began to think about how to steal Qianqian's original fat. While thinking about it, he did not forget to say a few words to Tang Seng and Lao Wei.
"That bald guy. I think there's 42 printed on the shoe box. I guess you, 43, can't fit it. Give it to Lao Wei. He does a decent job after all. How can he be like two dishwashers? It's just a waste.
thing."
After Huang Xiaobei finished speaking, he continued to think about how to steal the fat. However, what surprised him was that Tang Seng and Wei Silin, who were supposed to have a few words with him in the past, actually ignored him now. They were just like that.
Just gathered around the table and stared at the box.
"Hey, I'm talking to you two."
Tang Seng and Weslin still ignored him and stared at the opened shoe box on the table.
Huang Xiaobei felt something was not right, so he sat up from the bed and said.
"What are you two doing?"
Neither Tang Seng nor Weslin spoke to anyone, they just stared blankly at the contents of the box.
After about five seconds, Elder Tang, who was gathered around the table, said weakly.
"Well, you'd better come over and take a look. These things don't seem to be leather shoes."
"ah?"
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He looked at the bomb in the box that was counting down, and it had already counted down to more than forty seconds.
Huang Xiaobei and Tang Monk Weslin, the three of them looked at me and me at you. The three big faces gathered at the edge of the box all looked a little nervous.
Staring at the red, yellow, blue, and white bombs in the box with four intricately intersecting lines, and then looking at the shrinking numbers on the display screen, Commissioner Huang scratched his face in embarrassment.
"What is this?"
Old Wei clicked his tongue.
"It looks like a bomb."
Elder Tang curiously stretched out his hand and tugged on the white thread on the edge of the bomb, but accidentally broke it...
Looking at the half-broken white cord in his hand, and then at the numbers on the screen that instantly shrunk by half, Elder Tang said calmly.
"Should we run away now?"
But in fact, when the three elder brothers saw the time bomb again, instead of running away, they started chatting leisurely.
Nothing else. The three eldest brothers mainly wondered if this thing was some kind of prank prop bought by others to scare them.
Hey, there are about 800 videos like this on the Internet with fake bombs to scare people. They are no longer new. If you were the Arabs and dropped bombs in front of them, they would definitely run away.
Gone.
But things delivered by courier like this, well, 80% of them are fake.
So the three ignorant brothers gathered around the box, holding their big faces, waiting with interest to see what strange things would happen when the counter reached zero.
"Will this thing really explode?"
"Maybe not."
"Then let's take a look."
Wang Erming, who lives in the dormitory next door, almost hit his head when he heard that these three elder brothers did not run for their lives when they saw the time bomb. Instead, they chatted about it!
Are you three mentally retarded? Bombs are placed in front of you, and you still don’t know how to run!
The countdown has reached twenty, and the three elder brothers still gathered around the bomb with laughter, and each of them lit a cigarette and said.
"This toy is really well made. It looks real. Look, there's also a detonator. It's exactly like the one in the movie."
"Yes, I saw time bombs when I was in our North American branch. Don't tell me, they look very similar to this one. Look at this, it looks like a plastic bomb."
"You're talking about the thing that looks like plasticine, right? The people who made this toy were really distracted. I thought they would make a time bomb similar to the two-kick kicker.
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"Hey, hey, hey, it's fifteen, it's about to explode. Do you think a snake will pop out or some golden flowers will explode?"
"I can send you three heartless people to heaven!!"
Wang Erming was so angry that he vomited blood and banged the wall with his fists, hoping that they would feel something strange and escape quickly.
But the three elder brothers still gathered around the bomb, smoking and chatting happily.
"Let's buy one next time. This thing is really good for playing tricks."
"Lao Wei, go and see if there is a business card from the manufacturer in the packaging box. Let's keep it for future contact."
If possible, Wang Erming would like to rush to the next door room, twist off the three out-of-stock heads, and see what is inside!
"Ta-ta!"
The countdown has reached twelve.
Huang Xiaobei also heard knocking on the wall from the bedroom next door, but ignored it.
Because there is a stupid boy living in the next dormitory. It is a normal thing for a stupid boy to knock on the wall. It is not as interesting as watching a bomb coming.
"Hey, hey, it's almost ten, come on, let's open the handicap, open the handicap, I bet this thing is a gift from the eldest lady! Ten cigarettes!"
"I bet it was Master Dao who scared you and told you to stay away from the eldest lady."
"Damn, you two are really smart. What did you leave for the poor monk? The poor monk can't bet that it was sent by some evil party, right?"
Huang Xiaobei suddenly gave Lao Wei a high-five, "Five sticks per person! This will kill the bald man!"
Fortunately, just when Commissioner Huang and the other three were about to enjoy the scenery of heaven, and when Wang Erming was about to jump out to save the three out-of-stock items, Chu Zifeng teleported to the underground dormitory with Carl.
It was exactly the next second that Carl appeared that the countdown to the bomb had reached six!
Chu Zifeng appeared in the basement dormitory instantly with a solemn face Carl. As soon as he arrived at the dormitory, Carl ignored the strange looks of the three out-of-stock products and asked loudly.
"Did someone from the Demon Party come just now?"
Before the three short-timers could say anything, Karl spotted the bomb placed on the table, as well as the three brothers who were excitedly gathered around the table, waiting to see the bomb explode.
The expression on Karl's face froze instantly.
Looking at the scene in front of him, looking at the smiles on the faces of the three out-of-stock items gathered around the bomb, countless questions emerged in Carl's mind.
Why didn't they run? Why didn't the three of them run?!
Don't they know that what they see in front of them is a bomb? Why can they still laugh in front of the bomb? And they still laugh so happily?
At this time, Huang Xiaobei also greeted Karl cheerfully.
"Junior, come on, come on, we have received a whole set of Gu props, which are very interesting. They are made exactly like real bombs."
The magic eye activates quickly, and a huge amount of data appears in front of you.
Karl's eyes widened instantly after seeing the data analysis!
"This is not a trick prop, this is a real bomb! The power is equivalent to fifty kilograms of TN.T explosive! Zifeng!"
As soon as Karl finished speaking, Chu Zifeng quickly held the bomb in the box in his arms and prepared to teleport away with the bomb.
And it was at the very second when Chu Zifeng hugged the bomb that the expressions on the faces of the three brothers instantly froze!
Seeing Karl's anxious look in front of her for the first time, and hearing him talking loudly to her for the first time, it was even the first time that he was not talking at all, but roaring!
Carl is roaring. Carl, who has always been gentle, is actually roaring?!
Commissioner Huang instantly realized a horrifying fact.
This is a bomb! And it’s the kind of bomb that can kill people!!
After Karl's roar ended, the smiles on the faces of Huang Xiaobei and the others disappeared.
The three people looked at each other, and they all saw a hint of fear in each other's eyes, as well as a question of whether we were idiots?
"He, he said it was a bomb?"
"Okay, it seems so."
"If this thing explodes, it will kill people and dogs, right?"
"The life of a donkey is enough to survive..."
Extreme fear instantly enveloped Huang Xiaobei's whole body. He stared at the plastic bomb in Chu Zifeng's arms that had counted down to four, and remembered that he was so reckless to stay in the same room with the bomb?!
Commissioner Huang, who was so frightened that his heart almost burst out of his chest, could no longer care about anything else. He raised his leg and kicked Chu Zifeng, who was holding the bomb in his arms, directly to the ground!
Chu Zifeng:????
Faced with a desperate situation, Commissioner Huang, who had no human bottom line, kicked Chu Zifeng down in front of him, then stepped on Chu Zifeng's head and rushed out of the dormitory howling like a ghost.
"Mom, help me!!"
"I........"
Chu Zifeng was kicked to the ground by Commissioner Huang, and he even stepped on his head and ran out. Chu Zifeng, who was full of questions, was so ashamed and angry!
But the bomb in his arms was about to explode, and Chu Zifeng had no time to argue with Huang Xiaobei, who was out of stock, but as soon as he raised his head, another pair of big feet stepped on him.
"Bomb? I'll get a bomb! Linlin!!"
"you......"
Chu Zifeng's face turned the color of pig liver. As soon as he raised his head, another pair of big feet stepped on him.
"Master, bless me! This poor monk doesn't want to die yet!"
"you......"
"Help!!"
The three eldest brothers stepped on Chu Zifeng's head and ran out of the dormitory crying and howling. How could any of them be considered human?
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Sitting on the bed, Wang Erming breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the sound of running for his life in the corridor, and at the same time shook his head in admiration.
"It's so fast. I escaped to the first floor in two seconds. Oh, when it comes to escaping, these three people are really invincible in the world."
--------small theater.
"Has the gift been delivered?"
"Delivered."
"Haha, then our Mr. Xiao Bei was so frightened that he started running for his life as soon as he opened the gift?"
"They, they don't seem to have run away."
"What did you say?"
"They seem to have used my bomb as a prank prop. Now they are gathering around and waiting to see the bomb explode..."
After hearing Clinton's report and what Brandt saw with his own eyes, Rowan was silent for a long time before slowly speaking.
"From now on, I'd better give gifts directly to Karl. It's better not to have too much contact with these three people."
"clear."
Rowan looked at Clinton complicatedly and couldn't help but take a breath.
"What kind of people do you think they are?"
"From an academic point of view, he should be classified as an idiot."
"Well, I think so. It seems that we should still deal with smart people like Carl. At least he won't be so stupid that we will collapse."
The performance of the three members of Commissioner Huang tonight made the devil party unwilling to cause trouble to these three eldest brothers again.
It seems that if a person is an idiot to the extreme, he can be regarded as invincible. (To be continued)