Faced with the almost idiotic remarks made by Huang Xiaobei and the others, Chu Zifeng couldn't help but look like, "You are still too young."
Selling for money? Haha, you ignorant guy, for the perverts in this world, the bath water of a beautiful girl is a holy thing that is second only to the saliva of a beautiful girl!
You actually ask me if I can sell it for money? You should ask me how much I can sell it for!
Chu Zifeng shook his head in disappointment at the three of them.
Just a simple money addict.
Well, as a simple money fan, these five words are worth considering.
Seeing the scumbag Chu's expression that he was a "leading figure in the world of perverts", Huang Xiaobei grinned in disbelief.
"Well, it sounds like you have a lot of experience, and from your tone, it seems that you have been in that circle for a long time. You can't be a hardcore person, right?"
"Don't think too much, I just like Qianqian."
"Well, if you can say that you like your sister, it basically has nothing to do with innocence, right?"
Chu Zifeng turned around and pressed the elevator button, not bothering to communicate with Huang Xiaobei, the three money geeks and idiots.
If it weren't for the fact that they had helped him, and that it was the first time in more than ten years that he had successfully gained the favor of Qianqian Fatty, he would not have ignored these three people whom he had always looked down upon.
people.
In his eyes, these three people were nothing but idiots.
Talking to them is a waste of money.
Seeing that Chu Zifeng was about to leave, Huang Xiaobei hurriedly called out to him.
"Well, don't leave yet."
Seeing Chu Zifeng stop, Huang Xiaobei said with a smile, "It's not a big deal, just do you think you can give us a price? After all, we have just entered the industry, and we don't understand many of the rules yet, so we are afraid of being cheated.
.”
With that said, Huang Xiaobei and the others bowed to Senior Chu Zifeng very humbly, sincerely wanting to learn knowledge from Senior Chu.
Hearing this, Chu Zifeng turned around and glanced at the three of them coldly.
After hesitating for a moment, Chu Zifeng nodded and taught Huang Xiaobei and others about his experience over the years.
"That bottle of bath water can sell for at least 10,000 to 12,000, but you also need the cutest photo of Qianqian to get rid of your disgusting eyes! I'm not talking about nude photos, because if you dare to take pictures of Qianqian
Qian's nude photos, I will kill you immediately!"
Chu Zifeng took out the dagger that exuded cold light in his hand, and stared at the trembling Huang Xiaobei and three people in front of him with murderous intent.
Huang Xiaobei was so frightened that he waved his hands repeatedly.
"Don't worry, don't worry, we are still looking forward to our future and will never do such a thing."
Chu Zifeng put away the dagger and continued to teach the rules of the pervert circle.
"As long as the photos are daily life photos, it's best to prepare a few more photos, such as full-body photos, upper-body photos, and close-up photos. The price of the package will probably increase by about 5,000. Otherwise, just a bottle of simple bath water may not be enough."
You can’t even sell it for five hundred. It’s because of Qianqian’s cuteness that she can sell it for this price. As for Qianqian’s fatness..."
Chu Zifeng shook his head.
"You have been deceived. Although Qianqian's fatness is priceless to me. It is difficult to measure. I can exchange it with my own wealth and life. It can be..."
Seeing Chu Zifeng who could hardly stop talking, Huang Xiaobei quickly stopped.
"Well, please calm down for a moment. We know that your love for your own sister transcends the three realms, but please get to the point."
Chu Zifeng coughed lightly.
"To me, Qianqian's fatness is priceless, but objectively speaking, if a lolicon with a good family environment sees Qianqian's beauty, the price he will pay is absolutely
It won’t be less than 80,000.”
Hearing this almost doubled number, Huang Xiaobei and the others' eyes widened instantly.
"Eighty thousand?! Are you right? Just a piece of rag?"
Chu Zifeng nodded.
"I don't have to lie to you, it's just the price. I ask you, isn't Qianqian cute? As a lolita, isn't she unqualified? For those rich lolita fans, a top lolita dress
The original fat dish costs 80,000 yuan, which is not expensive.”
Somehow, while listening to Senior Chu Zifeng's lectures, Huang Xiaobei suddenly remembered the wise words of Master Chu.
"A pauper like you doesn't understand the life of us rich people at all!"
Of course, we have to add the word pervert after rich.
A poor guy like me really doesn't seem to understand the perverted lives of these rich people.
Commissioner Huang thought with emotion.
Touching their chins, Huang Xiaobei and the other three exchanged glances. Unknowingly, under Chu Zifeng's guidance, they had a completely new understanding of the pervert world.
Not to mention that they really don’t understand the perverted world view, nor do they really understand the world view of the rich.
Well, it seems that if you want to achieve long-term development in the future, you will have to learn from the Chu people from time to time.
Seeing that Huang Xiaobei and the others were digesting what he taught them today, Chu Zifeng didn't want to talk nonsense with them anymore.
If it weren't for the fact that these three idiots could attract firepower and achieve long-term development in the future, he wouldn't bother to pay attention to them.
I would like to ask, besides being able to attract firepower, do these three idiots in front of me have anything worthy of praise?
Well, one is a good flatterer, one is a good sweeper, and the other... simply deserves a beating.
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Chu Zifeng looked down on Huang Xiaobei and Wei Silin. The reason was very simple, because basically anyone who was an elite member of the secret party would not look down on these two people.
A person with no shitty abilities is already famous in the academy.
There is another person who is a big boss in cross-dressing, and his strength is pretending to be a grandson and flattering him. How the North American branch accepted him is a question worth thinking about.
In the entire Carl team, because Carl is the captain and also the future president of the college and the leader of the secret party, he is willing to put down his status and make friends with three idiots.
But Chu Zifeng and Chu Qianqian, as the real elites of the secret party, were too lazy to pay attention to these three idiots.
In the eyes of these elites, even talking to these three people is too cheap, let alone playing together.
I don’t even take a good look at the virtues of those three people. Just like them...
Brother Maozi?
Well, this, how should I say this...
Anyway, I can play with these three people, and I am quite happy hanging out together every day. I can only say that the Maozi brothers are not that good.
Although Brother Maozi can get along with anyone and is very generous, in essence, he is still on the same level as those three-headed guy.
How do you say that? Play chess with a stinky chess piece, and the more you play, the stinker it gets.
If they hang out with Huang Xiaobei and the others, Brother Mao Zi will be taken into the ditch sooner or later.
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The elevator stopped at the second floor, and the elevator door slowly opened. Chu Zifeng walked in without hesitation, wanting to go back and enjoy his spoils tonight.
Seeing that Chu Zifeng was about to leave, Huang Xiaobei weakly stopped him.
"Well, can I ask you another question? How many clothes did you get tonight? Don't get me wrong, we just want to know how much wealth we created tonight."
Chu Zifeng stood in the elevator, coldly crossing his arms and scanning the three people in front of him.
"I took everything I could."
"Well, this, this range is a bit broad. Please don't tell me that you also stole Qianqian's drinking cup?"
"And a toothbrush."
Huang Xiaobei and the others suddenly felt that the existence in front of them seemed to be on the verge of surpassing the bottom line of scum.
A second before the elevator door was about to close, Huang Xiaobei asked again.
"Well, do you really only have this bottle of bath water in your hand?"
Chu Zifeng looked at Huang Xiaobei, and the expression on his face turned cold.
"There are four bottles left. Also, you'd better go slower next time, because if you weren't too fast, I could even fill the entire bathtub with water."
The elevator door slowly closed, and Commissioner Huang stared at Chu Zifeng standing in the elevator. He always felt that this scumbag still had something to say.
As expected, Chu Zifeng added slowly.
As if he wanted Commissioner Huang to recognize his own strength and his love for Qianqian, Chu Zifeng wiped the white residue from the corner of his mouth and smiled sadly.
"Of course, I also feel comfortable drinking."
After finishing speaking, the elevator door slowly closed...
Staring at the rapidly rising elevator in front of them, the expressions on the faces of Huang Xiaobei and the other three people completely froze.
Of course, I also feel comfortable drinking.
The three of them raised their heads in perfect agreement and looked at the bright lights in the corridor. The scene of a scumbag lying on the side of the bathtub, crazily drinking bubble water appeared in their minds.
Looking at the bath water bottle in his hand, looking at the bath water that took up more than half of the colorful bubbles, Commissioner Huang touched his chin and sighed softly.
"Why don't you drink him to death?"
After saying that, Huang Xiaobei looked at the bath water in his hand, and the muscles in the corners of his mouth twitched. It was simply what he did to Chu Zifeng, which was unimaginable to the extreme.
"Is this really drinkable? Are these perverts that powerful? They can drink the bubbly bath water without blinking. Aren't they afraid of getting sick from drinking it? And I think
That scumbag seemed quite happy drinking it."
Lao Wei added silently.
"If this bottle of bath water is not for drinking, then why do you think those perverts spent a lot of money to buy it?"
"Um, this..."
Tang Seng added in a low voice.
"It might be because you smell it after buying it, but I guess it's more likely that you'll drink it."
After finishing speaking, the three of them stared at the bottle of bath water that contained more than half of the colored bubbles.
Looking at the colorful bath water and thinking about the knowledge that Chu Zifeng instilled in them tonight, Huang Xiaobei and the others clearly realized a fact.
There is indeed a huge gap between them and perverts.
Well, it's best to stay like this for the rest of your life.
After all, the perverted world is too magical.
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"Forget it, forget it, we are just selling things, why do we care about other customers' business? Old Wei is bald, let's go back to the dormitory and chat with our customers."
Huang Xiaobei and the other three held bath water worth about fifteen thousand in their arms and ran back to the dormitory, eager to have an in-depth conversation with their clients.
Holding the bath water in his arms, Commissioner Huang thought excitedly.
I absolutely don't care what they bought it for, and even if it kills someone, I still have to sell it to me for at least 20,000 yuan!
With the idea of selling for 20,000 yuan, Huang Xiaobei and the other three ran back to the dormitory, ready to discuss the price with Mr. Chu.
By chance, when they ran back to the basement dormitory, they happened to see Wang Erming, also known as Li Zhifei, hanging his washed clothes in the corridor.
When he saw Wang Erming, Commissioner Huang was not polite at all. He went up and slapped Wang Erming on the head.
"Li Zhifei, what are you doing?"
Li Zhifei, this silly country boy, Huang Xiaobei, all three of them are quite impressed. Just one word, silly!
Even if you speak with your hometown accent, sometimes you can actually have fun and talk to the air alone? Isn’t this a lack of heart?
Once, Huang Xiaobei even saw this silly boy calling Yueyue into the air in front of him? His eyes were full of love, and he was completely a dead man living in his own spiritual world.
Therefore, Commissioner Huang was very willing to tease his silly neighbor, and liked to slap him on the head whenever they met. Because Commissioner Huang knew that this boy would be silly and have no idea what resistance meant.
Although he knew that what he was doing was not good and he was too inhuman, but somehow, this stupid boy seemed to come to his door to bully him every time. He would hang out in front of his eyes every day, but he still loved him when he was done.
giggle.
And the smile on his face, well, he looked quite honest, but for some reason, in Huang Xiaobei's eyes, he just looked like one word - he deserves a beating!
Wang Erming, who was dark and silly, turned around with a silly smile when he heard Huang Xiaobei and the others appeared behind him, holding wet clothes in their hands.
"I, I'm hanging clothes to dry."
Lao Wei was a good person and didn't want to watch Huang Xiaobei and Tang Seng making fools, so he went back to the dormitory directly.
The shameless Huang Xiaobei and Tang Seng simply forced Wang Erming into a corner and said like gangsters.
"Is there a cigarette in your pocket?"
"have......."
"Bring it quickly!"
"oh."
After handing the cigarettes in his pocket to the two gangsters, Elder Tang waved his fist at Li Zhifei again.
"Just pretend you don't know about this matter today. If you dare to go to Master Sun's place to report it, be careful I'll beat you up tomorrow!"
"good......."
After saying that, Commissioner Huang and Tang Seng returned to the dormitory arm in arm.
Wang Erming was left standing in the corridor resentfully, staring at the backs of the two bastards. (To be continued)