Huang Xiaobei stared blankly at the sneering Tang Seng, and for a moment, his mind went blank.
What did that bald guy say just now? Goblin? He asked me where I picked up this goblin?
Wait a minute, who is this? Who is the demon... Huang Xiaobei mechanically turned his head and looked at Weslin, who was standing aside with a confused look on his face.
You're not talking about him, are you?
Huang Xiaobei's heart suddenly skipped a beat, and his eyes looking at Tang Seng became suspicious.
Mom, don't wear a straw hat and look at a pig's nose. You can't tell the difference between the eyebrows and the eyes, right?
Isn't this bald guy really a bit crooked? He can actually tell that Lao Wei is a vampire at a glance? Come on, if you say so, even if this guy is not the real Tang Sanzang, he is probably an expert who has practiced Taoism for more than ten years.
Just when Huang Xiaobei was about to say something to avoid the topic, Weslin, who was extremely dirty and smelly, suddenly lowered his head shyly and said something that completely ruined Huang Xiaobei's outlook on life.
"Well, I haven't changed into women's clothes yet. I don't think I look like a fairy, right?"
"Poof——!" Huang Xiaobei spit out a mouthful of old blood on the spot.
Shenma? Shenma? Women's clothing? The beggar next to me said that he has a habit of dressing up in women's clothing?
What a cheater! This is it!
Huang Xiaobei looked at the shy Weslin next to him and almost died on the spot due to a mental breakdown.
Brother, brother! You're a tall, tall man over 1.9 meters tall, and you actually told me that you have a fetish for cross-dressing? Are you here to take revenge on society?
With your height, the muscles on your body, and the big beard on your face, well, even if you don’t mention these, what are you doing with those golden leg hairs on your legs? Brother, you are dressed as a woman...
...Are you trying to blind us?
No, I can’t imagine the strong man next to me wearing women’s clothes. The picture is so beautiful!
Speaking of fairies, brother, you and that dead bald man talking about fairies have completely different meanings, okay?
He is talking about the kind of goblin that can kill people. It is not the kind of goblin you think that can also kill people, but the goblin that kills humans and dogs. Hey!
Huang Xiaobei immediately opened a distance of two meters from the cross-dressing man next to him, stared at him with a cold look on his face, and thought to himself: "Sure enough, there is a pervert in the academy."
Noticing Huang Xiaobei's gaze, Weslin lowered his head in embarrassment and whispered: "Brother, don't worry about it. I actually don't want to dress up as a woman. The main reason is that I can't display my abilities in women's clothing."
Isn’t this still a lie? What kind of weird super power requires women’s clothing to be exerted? Even if there is such a super power, the owner should be a woman, right? Why would Mao appear in your Biao?
On the body of a big man!
Huang Xiaobei decisively drew a line with Wei Silin.
No, although this guy looks quite normal, he has a fetish for cross-dressing! He might be a homosexual. No, we have to find an opportunity to kill him. He must be killed!
Otherwise, if I was forced to do something by him one day, or if I was blinded by his women's clothes, I would be so unjust!
Just as Huang Xiaobei continued to make earth-shattering complaints in his heart, Tang Seng on the side lowered his head, curled his lips, and whispered: "Is this goblin a bit weird? Why doesn't the goblin smell on him look so authentic?"
Tang Seng muttered something, but Huang Xiaobei didn't hear it, because Weslin was seriously talking to Huang Xiaobei about the kind of thing that could make someone choke to death due to too many flaws and not being able to fully complain about it.
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"Brother, since we have said this, for the sake of your and my future safety, can you help me get a tutu? It's the kind of tutu for dancing the little swan dance. Don't worry, as long as you have a tutu,
Now, even if the enemy comes, we are not afraid." Weslin patted his chest and said confidently.
To be honest, Weslin's request was not excessive. After all, it was for the safety of the two of them.
But Weslin could clearly see that after he said these words, Huang Xiaobei's eyes suddenly widened in front of him, and he stood motionless and looked at him, as if he was too shocked and couldn't move.
Click too much and your brain will crash.
But soon, Huang Xiaobei moved.
Turning around, Huang Xiaobei silently picked up a broken plate fragment from the ground, then faced Weslin and smiled softly.
"I'll fuck you to death, you cross-dressing pervert!"
Huang Xiaobei collapsed and decided to get rid of this evildoer for the working people.
Nah, tutu? Nah, you actually want tutus for four little swans from me! What do you want to do? What on earth do you want to do, bastard!
I understand. When the enemy comes, you plan to immediately transform into a little swan dressed as a woman, and then disgust the enemy to death!
Damn it, aren’t you afraid that you’ll disgust the enemy to death before you disgust me to death first? That weird super power of yours is a unique ultimate move that doesn’t distinguish between friend and foe, and can attack indiscriminately within the field of vision!
No, fuck him to death. He must fuck this pervert to death!
By the way, there are also the so-called enemies. Huang Xiaobei can almost imagine those villains who were blinded and lying on the ground after the cross-dressing boss Weslin transformed, shouting "Who will give me a knife?"
Please, please let your opponent go...
Please, please just let me go...
"Brother, please calm down. This is what I need to say for work. Just like that kind of pornographic film, the leading actors may not necessarily be gay!"
"Damn it, you actually dare to use a base plate to give me examples? No, I have to fuck you to death today, you pervert in cross-dressing!"
Seeing Huang Xiaobei getting into a fight with Wei Silin, Tang Seng's eyes suddenly turned strange.
It's really weird. How could this kid know this kind of vampire goblin? They shouldn't be the same kind of people, right?
Although I could detect a very faint demonic aura in that boy, I could almost ignore that demonic aura. It was almost the aura of demonic aura left naturally on the body after coming into contact with monsters.
What's more, compared to the demonic energy, the fairy energy in him is slightly stronger.
Staring at Huang Xiaobei gloomily, Tang Seng's eyes were filled with doubts and questions.
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In fact, as early as the first day that Tang Seng met Huang Xiaobei, he noticed something a little off about him.
Ordinary people don't feel anything, and so-called cultivators don't feel anything either. Only real gods and Buddhas like Tang Monk can feel Huang Xiaobei's faint mixture of fairy and demon energy in close contact.
The weird smell.
However, Tang Seng never paid attention to it. Firstly, he was too lazy to care, and secondly, because the demonic or fairy aura in Huang Xiaobei was not ordinary, and it was almost to the point of disappearing.
To be honest, Huang Xiaobei is just an extremely ordinary ordinary person.
In fact, as long as people have come into contact with some unclean or other things, people will naturally have some strange smells on their bodies.
At first, Tang Seng thought that the demonic energy on Huang Xiaobei's body was due to the dirty things he had come into contact with recently. As for the fairy energy, Tang Seng thought it came from him.
But with the arrival of Weslin today, Tang Seng discovered that the demonic aura on Huang Xiaobei's body, which was so faint that he could hardly feel it, was actually the same as the vampire demon in front of him.
And the immortal energy on his body...Tang Seng felt it hard. Well, it was definitely not his, but it was also vaguely familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere.
There's something wrong with this kid. Tang Seng stared suspiciously at Huang Xiaobei who was grabbing Weslin's neck and planning to strangle this pervert dressed in women's clothing to death. He secretly thought in his heart.
The two kinds of auras on his body should be emitted by himself, but why do I feel more and more wrong with that fairy aura? It's really familiar? But why can't I remember where I saw it?
After some thought, Tang Seng no longer cared about who Wei Silin and Huang Xiaobei were. He just wanted to quickly find a way to recover his magic power and escape from this evil dishwashing room.
On the other hand, Weslin finally persuaded Huang Xiaobei to give up the idea of strangling him, and Weslin also made a guarantee that as long as the situation was not too critical, he would never use his ballet dance without authorization
The ability to cheat.
Huang Xiaobei didn't have to worry about being blinded. At the same time, Weslin also kept reassuring him that he was a serious heterosexual. He also had a girlfriend who was also studying in the college.
Second, like Huang Xiaobei, he also studied the language of the vampires.
Huang Xiaobei was visibly stunned when he heard the words "Vampire Language Department". "Vampire Language Department? Is this something I learned? It seems so. Oops, I almost didn't remember it."
It's all because the college was so aggressive and always asked me to do work. For a while, I thought I was an employee of the Ministry of Health.
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Thinking of the department he studied in when he was in school, Huang Xiaobei couldn't help but look nostalgic. Especially when he thought of the five words "Vampire Language Department", Huang Xiaobei couldn't help but miss his department chair who was always angry.
Well, it seems to be called Professor Vlad, right? I heard that he was promoted last year, and now he is the dean of academic affairs. If I can return to the UK, I might as well go and see him.
Huang Xiaobei still can't forget that when he first entered the college, because his grades were too poor and his grades in all subjects were too unsatisfactory, the distinguished head of the department, Professor Vlad, stayed up all night to come and give him advice.
He turns on a small stove.
To be honest, Huang Xiaobei was quite touched at the time because Professor Vlad stayed with him for three full months after he was sent to the solitary room.
Every night I taught him the knowledge, pointing to the vampire characters in the books that were more complicated than oracle bones, and teaching Huang Xiaobei one by one. He was even more dedicated than a kindergarten teacher.
But unfortunately, three months later, Professor Vlad left with tears in his eyes - I really can't teach him!
Even though Professor Vlad usually has a cool face and always scolds students, Huang Xiaobei knew that Professor Vlad was a good person.
Although Professor Vlad often scolded him during those three months, Huang Xiaobei would be so angry every night on average that he would be exhausted physically and mentally every night, and he would leave the attic confinement room with a near mental breakdown.
This kind of perseverance really has no choice.
Professor Vlad stayed with Huang Xiaobei in the attic for three months. He taught every night. Sometimes when it was too late, he would spend the night in the attic just to help Huang Xiaobei.
The mud on the wall gave him a personal look.
Of course, Huang Xiaobei was also regarded by Professor Vlad as the biggest shame in his life. (To be continued)