Faced with the fatal question raised by Tang Seng, both Huang Xiaobei and Wei Silin remained silent.
Indeed, getting Qianqian's bath water tonight was entirely a fluke, and it was also entirely due to that scumbag's magnanimity. When eating meat, he left some bones and dregs for them.
But if you want to get Qianqian's bath water, it's not that easy.
Tang Seng's words were like a basin of cold water poured on the heads of Huang Xiaobei and Wei Silin, extinguishing their excitement about making a fortune by selling bath water.
Just when the three of them were looking gloomy, Huang Xiaobei suddenly had an idea and raised his hand.
"Hey, there is a way. Even if we can't get Qianqian's, can we pass it off as someone else's? Anyway, as long as we prepare supporting items such as photos and videos, are we afraid that no one will buy it?"
Lao Wei and Tang Seng looked at him gloomily.
"You're not going to use your own bathwater, are you?"
Commissioner Huang spread his hands and said "I am a serious businessman?" written all over his face.
"I'm not that unlimited. What I want to say is that you can actually buy it online. I think there should be a lot of this kind of stuff online, and you can definitely buy it! I'll just buy the cheapest one. Anyway, as long as it's guaranteed to be a
A girl's bath water will do. As for whether you buy a dinosaur or a cute girl, it depends on the luck of the person buying it."
Lao Wei and Tang Seng looked at each other and admired Huang Xiaobei's genius idea.
"Just do it!"
The three of them started to take care of things while talking. Lao Wei took away his phone and immediately went to Taobao to search for girls' bath water, but found nothing.
After they found an adult products store selling inflatable dolls, they found the vague words "bath water for female high school students".
Huang Xiaobei grabbed the phone and took a look, and was pleasantly surprised.
"Hey, it's three hundred, so cheap."
After being surprised by the cheap price of bath water, Huang Xiaobei turned his attention to the model advertisement in the store.
The next second, the expression on Huang Xiaobei's face became much more complicated.
How should I put it? Anyway, the owner of this shop is quite honest. The model he found is really a female high school student, or maybe a female junior high school student, because the model in the photo looks a little shorter than Qianqian, and she is definitely a child.
.female.
But the beauty......
Anyway, my face is relatively white, and for the rest, it’s just hehehehehe.
Lao Wei glanced at the female high school student and shuddered all over.
Tang Seng stared at the model with mosaic eyes in the photo for a long time, and couldn't help but shudder.
After returning the phone to Huang Xiaobei, Elder Tang said as if a poor monk could not accept it, "If it were me, I would never buy this kid's bath water. Look at how that kid looks, his eyes are so small.
The bridge of the nose is so flat, even if she is beautiful, she doesn’t seem to have any desire to be masturbated, she is simply a trumped-up Lin Yongjian.”
Huang Xiaobei handed the phone to Lao Wei, clicked his tongue and said, "Who cares if you like it or not, as long as it is a girl's bath water, come to Lao Wei and buy five bottles first, which is 150,000 yuan."
"OK."
Lao Wei took the phone and immediately prepared to buy it.
But the next second, Lao Wei, who was staring at the screen of his mobile phone, gradually squinted his eyes.
"No, something happened."
Looking at Huang Xiaobei and Tang Seng who were very surprised, Lao Wei touched his chin and said something that made the two of them almost collapse.
"This bath water is sold out."
"What the hell are you talking about?!" Huang Xiaobei and Tang Seng immediately stared at their glasses, wondering if there was some hallucination in their ears.
Lao Wei scratched his face and said, "I'm not lying to you. It's really sold out. If you don't believe it, see for yourself. The inventory is zero, and the store owner directly responded to those who urged the goods in the comment area.
She said something, saying that the demand was too great and the supply here couldn't keep up. Her daughter almost took seven baths a day, but there was still not enough to sell."
Tang Seng, who did not believe in evil, grabbed the phone directly, flipped to the comment area, and spoke plausibly.
"Who the hell is this scaring? I'm so ugly and so good, but I can still sell out of stock? Why the hell did I..."
Seeing all the good reviews in the comment section, and all the comments from a bunch of perverts begging the shop owner to stock the goods as soon as possible, Elder Tang put down his phone, raised his head and sighed.
"This human being is really unimaginable."
Huang Xiaobei also took a look at his mobile phone, looking at the comments in the store's comment section that were almost crazy, and even threatening the store owner to sue him if he didn't stock the goods. Commissioner Huang shook his head bitterly, sighing too.
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"Where on earth do so many perverts come from in this world? Such an ugly lolita has almost nothing to look at except the white spots, and yet it is sold out? Are those lolita fans so unscrupulous?
ah."
Facing this magical world, Lao Wei touched his chin, looking like a thinker.
"Do you think we are still a little too young?"
"That makes sense."
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Later, after careful analysis by the three of them, they all agreed that the reason why the bath water in this store is so popular is just two words: integrity!
The reason is very simple. Although that lolita is a little ugly, she is a real lolita! And the shop owner's behavior can prove that she is really his daughter!
Of course, it doesn’t matter whether they are biological or not.
Of course, it doesn’t matter whether the shopkeeper has green hair or not.
Anyway, except for scum, there are probably not many fathers in the world who can do such a heartbreaking thing.
The most terrifying thing is that there is a short video in the promotional photos of this store. It can even be said that the reason why this bath water is sold so well is directly related to this short video!
In the video, a little loli is squatting in the bathtub to take a bath, and the bath water in the bathtub is directly put into the bottle sold.
Although her appearance and everything are ordinary, the sweet voice of the little loli suddenly appeared in the video.
"Uncle, I worked very hard to take a shower today, and my father bought me a very fragrant shower gel. The water is fragrant. Do you really not want to buy it back and try it?"
After the video ended, another video popped up. The content was still the same, but the words changed.
"Dad, I worked very hard to take a shower today, and my mother bought me a very fragrant shower gel, and the water smells delicious. Dad really doesn't want to buy it back to taste his daughter's taste?"
After this video was played, another video popped up.
"Grandpa, I worked very hard to take a shower today, and..."
Another video popped up.
"Brother, I worked very hard to take a shower today, and..."
"Brother, today I..."
"Second uncle, today I..."
"Third uncle, today I..."
Watching these dozen videos, I saw that the shop owner actually let his children change their names a dozen times in a row in order to let customers have a good sense of belonging and satisfy their disgusting perverted psychology! It is almost satisfying.
Meet the disgusting needs of all the perverts in this world!!
Whether you are a ghost father, a fan of NTR nieces or nephews, or a sister-controller or a sister-controller, you can find your own sense of identity here.
All of this tells the world that this is really the bath water for female high school students. All perverts are welcome to purchase it!
To be honest, Huang Xiaobei was a little tempted by such good publicity.
Don't get me wrong, the special correspondent is not the kind of pervert who likes others to call him daddy, brother, or even second uncle. It's just because the advertisement was too powerful.
Although the lolita taking a bath in the short video was in the water from her neck down, and she looked quite ugly, the scene of the bathing scene was simply not very impactful!
Rose petals, coupled with Loli's sweet voice, as well as the little Loli's fair skin and pure white bubbles, especially the shop owner cleverly added a little mosaic to Loli's face, the visual impact is not too scary.
!
Of course, customer experience is the most important, which is why this adult products store is so successful.
Let me ask, what is customer experience? Of course it is the smell of the bath water itself!
Many perverts who bought bath water left messages in the comment area: It is sweeter than juice, second only to girl juice.
Well, the comments from the perverts all reveal such a strange style of painting.
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It must be said that this bath water store gave Huang Xiaobei and the others a great impact.
Look, look at this guy, this is the example of a big shot in the industry, he sells bath water so uniquely.
But in order to find sufficient supply for themselves, Huang Xiaobei and Wei Silin found several other shops selling bath water for female high school students and female college students.
As a result, the two of them saw that the sales volume was very low.
Even though each of those models is eye-catching, they are called sexy and beautiful, but the sales volume is not very high, and the comment area is still full of curses, many users who have finished purchasing said so.
"This is not the bath water of the girl in the photo at all. I even tasted the smell of sweat in it! It is definitely not the smell of sweat of the girl!! I dare to swear on my life! Because I work in a biological laboratory, and the water inside
The ingredients have a lot of male genes! There are even some canine genes!! Unscrupulous shop owner! Bad review, bad review, bad review!!!”
There is a comment below.
"Brother, come to XX store. What they sell is definitely authentic bath water for female high school students. It tastes particularly sweet."
There are a lot of comments below, "Thank you bro".
There are still many people shouting below: Do you want seeds? First come, first served.
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After reading this, the world view of Huang Xiaobei and the others has been completely refreshed.
It seems that no matter what age or field, perverts have never been a rare species.
At this point, the three relatively conscientious brothers have completely given up on the idea of buying bath water online and then using it to deceive people.
Alas, there is nothing I can do, my conscience condemns me.
If it's really girls' bath water, there's nothing much to say about it. It's only sold by rich perverts.
But all of them are either burly men or pet bath water, forget it, after all, it’s not good to lie to people.
What's more, they have already obtained 30,000 yuan, and Chu Zifeng may need to cooperate with them in the future. In that case, they still have a chance to get Qianqian's bath water.
Forget it, just make less, just for peace of mind.
Who makes the profits from this bath water so terrifying? In the face of such terrifying profits, if they still use fake products to deceive people, then they will not be able to sleep well at night.
Isn't that right? In order to have peace of mind, Commissioner Huang gave up the idea of purchasing goods online.
I saw Commissioner Huang holding the small slippers in his hand and said seriously, "We'd better not do that. It's too bad and will cause great damage to our credibility. How can we open the business to welcome people in the future?"
?And have you noticed that even the store with the best sales seems to have changed several sizes? We are not in Japan, and the inspection is very strict. By the way, you are talking about these loli original slippers.
How much can it sell?”
Lao Wei also took out the slippers that Qianqian threw in his face not long ago, and said very seriously.
"Probably more expensive than bath water."
Huang Xiaobei laughed mischievously.
"Hey, I'll go find Mr. Chu in a few days and ask him to give me a price. This will be another income."
Rubbing his hands, Huang Xiaobei couldn't stop laughing.
"What do you think we want for 50,000 yuan this time? The swindler will definitely buy it, right? And we can continue to sell Qianqian's other products..."
Just as Huang Xiaobei was frantically thinking about continuing to sell Qianqian's original slippers and other items, a pitiful cry passed into his ears quietly, completely calming down his excited brain.
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu by
.Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”
The smile on Huang Xiaobei's face disappeared instantly.
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Qianqian's cries as she covered herself in the quilt rang in her ears, and Huang Xiaobei looked at Tang Monk Weslin blankly.
"Did you, did you hear anything?"
Lao Wei and Tang Seng looked at each other at the same time.
"Where is the sound?"
Hearing this, Huang Xiaobei's eyes darkened a little bit.
"You didn't hear it, it seems..."
With his head lowered, Huang Xiaobei didn't speak for a long time. He was thinking whether he had gone too far.
After about half a minute, Huang Xiaobei raised his head and smiled again on his face.
"Hey, why do you think we have made so much money? Do you want to give Qianqian some compensation?"
Tang Seng and Wei Silin thought for a while, nodded and said, "Okay, after all, we are stealing other people's things and selling them for money, so naturally we have to give the kid some compensation."
Huang Xiaobei put the small slippers in his hand on the ground, thought carefully for a few seconds, and said.
"Well, let's do this. I have the most money, so let me pay for it. Lao Wei, you can go online and buy a thousand yuan for me later... Well, it's a bit expensive, so I'll buy a bangbang for 600 yuan.
Candy, please give it a little better and preferably a bigger size, it can be regarded as our compensation for Qianqian."
Huang Xiaobei stretched out his hand to measure again, "Also, do you still remember what her strawberry fat times look like? It's best to buy an identical pair. By the way, buy a pair of the same slippers for Qianqian as well.
, if possible, we'd better buy Qianqian a new set of clothes to give her to apologize."
Looking at the extremely generous Huang Xiaobei in front of them, Lao Wei and Tang Seng both had expressions on their faces as if they had seen a ghost.
Open your mouth for six hundred? Is this still the Huang Xiaobei we know?
"Xiaobei, you, you don't want to pick up Qianqian, do you? Don't say I didn't remind you, the eldest lady will be angry."
"That's right, look at your virtue. Do you have the face to open up a harem? I say you should serve the eldest lady honestly. If you are lucky in the future, you might be able to serve as the eldest lady's boss.
, I say, be more realistic as a person, you really don’t have the fate of Long Aotian.”
Faced with the misunderstanding and ridicule from the two of them, Huang Xiaobei said with a dark face.
"Stop talking nonsense, I want to date that lolita? Bah, I'm not a lolita fan, it's just, it's just..."
Huang Xiaobei scratched his head and curled his lips and said, "I just don't want to hear her cry. Besides, if we can give her more compensation, it would make her feel better, right?"
Lao Wei and Weslin looked at each other and whispered.
"This guy still wants to date Qianqian, right?"
"He definitely didn't run away! This kid must have seen the eldest lady as such a beautiful person, and ended up only wanting to play with him, so he thought he was some kind of protagonist and wanted to start a harem! Ha, it's not what I said about him, he obviously has a cannon fodder
Face, I don’t think I am the protagonist, but the one who looks most like the protagonist here is clearly Karl! Chu Zifeng is almost the same."
Not bothering to pay attention to the puzzled looks in their eyes, Huang Xiaobei lay back on his bed.
Holding a piece of Changbaishan that had already been stolen in two boxes, Huang Xiaobei waved it around twice and sighed softly.
Gradually, the crying in my ears gradually became fainter, but it was like a continuous drizzle. I looked at Lao Wei and Tang Seng who were excitedly discussing how to spend this windfall, and listened to the pitiful and scared sobbing of the little Loli.
Huang Xiaobei bit his lip unconsciously and whispered in his heart.
"I also know that this is not good, but I can't help it. Who asked you to teach me that I am short of money?"
"Qianqian, senior, I will buy you more lollipops in the future, so you won't cry, okay? By the way, will you also give me a few more bottles of your bath water in the future?" (To be continued)