For some people, time passes so quickly that it is difficult to trace. If you turn your head slightly, half your life has passed, and your hair is like a star.
For example, those old wise men.
They are extremely old, sitting in wheelchairs in their garden, looking at the falling leaves, lamenting that time flies by so fast, like the sand of the Ganges flowing through their fingertips, that they cannot accept it.
But for other people in this world, the speed of time passing is too slow and too slow to pursue!
It was clear that a second ago, I had gritted my teeth and ate the eldest lady’s dark dishes, but as soon as I closed my eyes, I heard the eldest lady’s voice calling you to taste the dishes again!
God, does time pass too slowly? By the way, when will the damn cooking competition start! This correspondent really can’t stand it anymore!!
The representative person who laments the slow passage of time is none other than Commissioner Huang, who was deeply poisoned by the eldest lady.
In fact, in the twenty-odd days leading up to Miss Miss's competition, Commissioner Huang and the other old guards, Tang Seng and others, were on the verge of life and death several times, and their days were really like a year.
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But fortunately, time has finally passed under the torture of the eldest lady's dark cooking, and now there are less than three days left before the official start of the cooking competition.
In other words, nearly twenty days have passed since the last time the eldest lady cooked the roasted suckling pig, which is famous overseas and can make people's heads bleed with just a throw.
It has to be said that the eldest lady did not waste such a long time, and accurately grasped every minute and every second. It can even be said that the eldest lady's harvest was extremely rich!
According to incomplete statistics, in the past twenty days, Commissioner Huang was taken away by ambulance fifteen times due to food poisoning. His stomach was washed fourteen times, and he almost failed to be rescued once.
Lao Wei went to the hospital thirteen times, had his stomach washed eleven times, and almost failed to be rescued twice.
Tang Seng went to the hospital nine times and had his stomach washed six times. Three of them, he used his own magic power to barely save a dog's life.
Brother Maozi is doing well and has only been to the hospital once.
But that time was more suspenseful. I remember that the man was out of breath and his body was half stiff. Later, the doctor and Carl used electric defibrillation and two kilograms of bear blood to barely save him.
Brother Maozi is currently recovering well. Alas, his drinking capacity has dropped a bit. Now he can no longer drink several boxes of vodka a day. It can be said that his drinking capacity has dropped sharply.
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After being admitted to the hospital so many times in a row and being poisoned by the eldest lady so many times in a row, Commissioner Huang and others also launched a sit-in protest not long ago.
"Oppose authoritarianism!"
“Resist dark cuisine!”
“Human rights first!”
Miss Yiyi was very hurt when faced with these little white mice who were beaten to death and stopped eating their own food.
These guys are so heartless!
Then, then, the eldest lady did something terrible.
With no one willing to be a guinea pig for her, the eldest lady was helpless and troubled to the extreme, and then the eldest lady went to seek help from the fifth and seventh masters who had theoretically grown up with her since childhood.
Let the two elders bring the big brothers from the Qinghong Gang to be their guinea pigs.
Faced with the eldest lady's request, the fifth and seventh masters really didn't even hesitate.
Without further ado, the fifth and seventh masters called and summoned more than fifty eldest brothers from the Qinghong Gang. They all came together to support Yiyi!
Well, the consequences of this incident are also quite serious.
In that large-scale resignation and retirement incident of the Qinghong Gang, dozens of elite Qinghong Gang submitted their resignations, saying that they were still very young and hoped to experience more of the splendid colors of life instead of leaving so early.
Talk to God.
In this unprecedented crisis, the fifth and seventh masters are still too young and have too little experience.
Faced with the public outrage, even though most of them were his subordinates who were lying on the hospital bed and asked to retire, the Fifth Master and the Seventh Master were in a panic and had no idea how to deal with it.
But fortunately, at this critical moment, Master Dao personally took action.
As soon as this leader of the underworld showed up, he relied on his charisma to appease many big brothers of the Qinghong Gang who had been brutally murdered by the eldest lady, and made everyone retract their thoughts of resigning and retiring.
Well, if Mr. Dao didn't take action personally, the Qinghong Gang, the largest underworld gang in the city, might be disbanded because his eldest lady cooked a meal for them.
I admire you, it's awesome.
Dao Ye is worthy of being the leader of the city's underworld. He just said a simple word and calmed down the incident in one fell swoop.
It seems that this ginger is still spicy after all.
Huh? So what exactly did Master Dao say?
Forehead......
"I will let you have a bite of Yiyi's cooking in the future. I am your grandson!"
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After harming almost all the people around her who could harm her, the eldest lady's cooking skills really made a qualitative leap.
However, because no one is willing to eat the "delicious food" she made, the eldest lady can only give the delicious food she made to the dog king who often visits the hotel.
After poisoning the dog king into unconsciousness, the eldest lady had no one to help her taste the food, which also resulted in no one knowing about her progress.
Fortunately, the new guinea pig appeared in front of the eldest lady the day after the dog king was poisoned.
Counting the days, it’s time for Mr. Liu to be released, right?
Well, yesterday, Ma Liuye, who was arrested for soliciting prostitution and had been squatting for a whole month, was finally released!
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After a whole month, Mr. Liu finally came back. In the days without him, everyone in the hotel expressed their sincere thoughts for Mr. Liu.
Among them, Master Sun said, "Brother Six, you are finally back. Brother, I miss you so much."
Dao Ye said, "Lao Liu, I miss you so much that my teeth itch when I miss you!"
Karl said, "Mr. Ma must remember to abide by the law in the future."
Brother Maozi, "Davari, have a drink, have a drink first."
Huang Xiaobei, "Who is Mr. Liu? Is there such a person in the hotel?"
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After spending a month in jail, Mr. Liu looked a lot older and had an unshaven beard. Although he became the boss on the first day he entered the cell, his life was really not that good.
As soon as I returned to the hotel, I saw Mr. Liu rubbing his butt, looking like he was in trouble.
"Grandma, is that stray dog at the door of the hotel sick? He gave me a bite when he saw me. Damn it, let's see if I don't poison you with all the rat poison."
After being locked up for a whole month, Mr. Liu's mood was quite complicated.
After all, even if you are in jail, you still have time to relax. Taking advantage of the time to relax, Mr. Liu unfortunately learned about the current situation of the hotel, and also found out what his double flight not long ago had done to the hotel.
So as soon as he was released from the bureau, Mr. Liu decided to go to Mr. Dao to give him some trouble. He hoped that his eldest brother would not be angry with him anymore. After all, Master Dao had visited him once since he came in, and that time he was done.
She almost jumped in and beat him up, which showed that she was really angry with him.
Mr. Liu put his hands behind his back and sighed.
Oh, let's talk to my eldest brother. I hope he won't be angry anymore, but do you want to find some firewood to carry with you? Forget it, my family doesn't have to do so much nonsense. Well, why do I always feel that my eldest brother is the first to see me?
Will you give me a shot?
Just when Mr. Liu was thinking about whether to plead guilty or not, he saw Miss Yiyi happily running over with a bowl of egg fried rice.
Holding the fried rice with eggs that she had just fried, Miss Yiyi grabbed Mr. Liu's sleeve and said sweetly.
"Uncle Six, you are finally back. Come and try the food made by others. It is very delicious."
Looking at his cute niece, looking at Yiyi's dirty little face, and then looking at the black and smokey egg fried rice in Yiyi's hand, Liu Ye's eyes turned red and he almost cried.
I thought no one would want to talk to me anymore. No one would say anything about me after I was released from prison. Even the kid named Huang just said "This guy looks familiar" when he saw him for the first time. I didn't expect it.
Unexpectedly, Yiyi actually still remembers her sixth uncle. Okay, okay, she is indeed such a little princess, so considerate.
After receiving the egg fried rice, Mr. Liu picked up the spoon and took a big mouthful without saying a word, and put it all into his mouth.
Afterwards, Mr. Liu also lay in the toilet and vomited for half an hour...
Not bad, really good.
After all, compared with the previous eight-treasure bird's nest porridge, this fried rice with eggs that is not too sweet, not too sour, not too bitter, and is full of eggshells is already much better.
At least he didn't send Mr. Liu to the hospital. For the eldest lady, a part-time Saint of the Five Poisons Cult, this is already a big improvement.
But looking at Mr. Ma Liu who was lying on the toilet vomiting furiously, Commissioner Huang, who was living in a mop, shook his head with emotion.
"Damn, I really believed you. After torturing me for two days, you actually made such a thing. Miss, you really have no talent for cooking."
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On the busy road outside the hotel, a bus was slowly driving along the edge of the road.
The huge body and slow speed made the bus look as bulky as a big turtle. Nearby private cars also passed it one after another.
The bus driver drove his bus calmly. He also looked at the guys passing him and cursed in a low voice.
"If I can drive an Audi A6 today, what's wrong with you guys who are bad at driving cars?"
Just when the bus driver felt a little angry, a mean voice suddenly sounded from his ears.
"Master, master, take a look at my little electric donkey. Isn't it fast?"
The bus driver was stunned for a moment, then quickly looked out the left window. The next second, the bus driver was so angry that he almost cursed.
On the left side of the slowly moving bus, I saw a young man with good features riding an electric bike he just bought, driving side by side with the bus.
And this comrade, who couldn't help but want to show off something good when he got it, is currently continuing to show off his little electric donkey to the bus driver who is very angry.
Wearing his white safety helmet and riding a white electric donkey, the dashing Commissioner Huang accelerated a little and arrived at the front of the bus, shouting cheerfully to the driver.
"Master, how many miles are you driving now? Do you dare to go faster? My little electric donkey can keep up with your speed."
It's okay to be overtaken by those private cars, but what's annoying is that this little e-mule actually wants to overtake me? And the grandson's words are so hateful.
This is so embarrassing for a driver who, although he drives a bus, has the heart to be a professional driver!
"Are you really sick? What's your ability compared to a big guy like me? If you have the ability, you can surpass that Hyundai in front of you!"
Commissioner Huang happily held the handle of the electric donkey and said.
"Hey, I can't catch up."
"Then you're here to bully me!"
The driver almost jumped up in anger.
Instead of being considerate of other people's moods, Commissioner Huang stretched his neck and asked cheerfully.
"Master, Master, you should know a lot about cars, right? Then take a look at my car. Is it particularly good? Did you lose two thousand yuan if you didn't buy it? Did you still make a profit? Can you give me a review?
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The driver was so angry that he was shaking all over. Faced with Commissioner Huang's shameless questions, the driver opened the window and threw down the ashtray beside him.
"roll!"
Seeing the ashtray coming towards his head, Commissioner Huang hurriedly turned his little white electric donkey to the side, but despite this, the Commissioner also ate the ashtrays all over his face.
"Hey hey hey, why are you like this! Why don't you ask me, why are you still doing it? Do you have any quality? You can't..."
"Dear passengers, Huihuang Group has arrived at the station. Passengers who need to get off the bus, please take your belongings and get on the bus at the front door and get off at the back door."
Commissioner Huang rode his electric donkey in a daze, listening to the announcement in the bus.
After a while, Commissioner Huang calmly scratched his face.
"Huihuang Group, um, it sounds familiar. I remember it was on the street behind the hotel, right? Well, the street behind the hotel, the hotel..."
Commissioner Huang calmly scanned the surrounding scenery and calmly looked at the tall buildings nearby that were completely different from the hotel. Commissioner Huang smiled sadly.
"Haha, it seems that I have ridden it..."
Commissioner Huang turned around and hurried back on his little electric donkey.
Damn it, you can’t be late, you mustn’t be late!
Master Sun said, if you dare to be late today, your salary for this month will be gone!!
But by the way, this little e-mule of our special correspondent is pretty good, right? That guy spent more than two thousand, and overtaking a bus is just like playing for fun.
Not bad, right? Very good, right? Especially good, right? (To be continued)