Time flies, time flies, five years have passed by in a flash.
In the past five years of studying in the UK, Huang Taixian's skills have greatly improved. After defeating the National Table Tennis Team last time, Huang Xiaobei has defeated three European Champions League giants, five NBA teams, and another
A foreign president, and a presidential candidate...
Huang Xiaobei said that he was used to it.
Because he came to the UK to study for five years, he deeply felt the society's strong malice towards him, so... I can't be the only one who is unlucky!
In the past five years, Huang Xiaobei finally believed that Fanzhuo Academy was composed of a group of vampires, and there was no way he could not believe it.
But fortunately, this generation of vampires don't have to drink human blood anymore. They only need to drink some animal blood every now and then. But despite this, Huang Xiaobei, who just came to Fanzhuo Academy five years ago,
I almost fainted from the sight of students eating.
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I remember that day, Huang Xiaobei had just entered the college to report under the leadership of the principal.
The endless grassland stretches as far as the eye can see, and between the lawns and gardens, the teaching buildings that look like Buckingham Palace are shining brightly under the sun. Elks with graceful bodies walk leisurely on the grass, and groups of white pigeons spread their wings in the sky.
Soaring. Looking slightly, between the mountains in the distance, you can still vaguely see a few spiers that look like medieval castles.
The towering Gothic bell tower is located in the center of the college. A group of marble statues is located in the southwest of the college. A man-made lake with a diameter of about 20 kilometers is located in the southeast corner of the college. The water in the lake is extremely clear. Wild animals can often be seen coming to drink from the lake.
and students taking a nap lying by the lake.
Seeing all this, Huang Xiaobei didn't have much reaction on the surface, but in his heart he had already begun to silently plan the rest of his life...
Daxian had very good thoughts at the time. First of all, after entering the academy, he had to perform well and could no longer just hang around and wait to die like in high school.
He has to greet teachers and classmates politely when he sees them. His English is not very good, but he can still say hello twice.
At the same time, I have to behave like a Chinese. I have to let these crooks know how awesome Huang Xiaobei is. For example, you can be more generous and treat your classmates to dinner when you have nothing to do. Of course, female classmates
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I also need to work more and help the teacher with cleaning on weekdays. Well, what else is there? Oh, yes, yes, gentleman. I heard that the British are quite gentle and wise. I have to develop in this area.
Just when Huang Xiaobei was thinking about how he should pretend to be a good person in the future and how he could get along like a fish in this aristocratic college, the principal slowly opened the door of the cafeteria, allowing him to appreciate the true style of the vampire clan in one fell swoop.
How should I put it? It was a coincidence, because that day happened to be the "meal day" for the students, so Huang Xiaobei witnessed hundreds of handsome men and beauties holding cups of blood, exposing two sharp fangs, and drinking blood.
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Silently watching the scene in front of him, silently looking at this evil-ridden academy, Huang Xiaobei silently passed out and fell to the ground...
Oh, vampire.
Oh, there really are vampires.
Haha, I'm dreaming, I must be dreaming.
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After being woken up, Huang Xiaobei was surprised to find that the principal was squatting next to him, staring at him caringly, and there were many handsome and beautiful students surrounding him.
The extremely handsome boy and the extremely beautiful girl with long legs, all looked at me with great concern, as if they were worried about me who suddenly fainted.
Well, I didn’t even have time to put away the fangs in my mouth, and there were still a few people wearing napkins and holding knives and forks.
I have to say that Huang Xiaobei found the feeling of being surrounded by a group of monsters quite interesting.
Silently looking at the monsters in front of him, silently staring at the fangs at the corners of their mouths and the knives and forks in their hands, Huang Xiaobei swallowed, and then took out a spell from his pocket that he bought from a Tianchao stall.
, and slowly placed it on the principal’s forehead.
Huang Xiaobei smiled.
"I know this spell is fake, but please cooperate with me and pretend that you can't move it."
The next second, under the gaze of hundreds of students, Huang Xiaobei was frightened and collapsed. He could no longer pretend, kicked away the kindly smiling old principal in front of him, and fled out of the cafeteria crying like a ghost.
"Mom, help me, there are monsters here!!!"
Looking at someone who was so frightened that he burst into tears, and looking at the figure who escaped from the cafeteria and fell over after taking two steps, a sentence emerged in the hearts of all the students at the same time.
"Where did this shortage come from?"
As a result, Huang Xiaobei ate and waited for death at Fanzhuo Academy for five years. In his spare time, he had fun cursing various football games and international events.
There was no way, no one wanted to see him. On the first day he came to the college, he was frightened by the way everyone was eating, and he gave the principal a kick after finishing the meal? In addition, the poor grades of a certain person who was out of stock, and the complete lack of
He looks like a vampire, especially as a vampire, he never drinks blood? Even after the most important first baptism, this ancestor has no shit ability, and his reputation is even worse on the street.
Even though Huang Xiaobei looks more delicate, has clear eyes, and has a relatively high bridge of nose, which is the only characteristic that he inherited from his mother's European and American descent, compared with other students in the college, they are all on the ugly level.
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Privately, Huang Xiaobei is also known as the ugliest man in the Vampire Clan.
But fortunately, Vanzhuo Academy did not deceive Daxian on the welfare issue, and provided it for free until he graduated from college. Daxian then showed mercy and did not cause any tragedy in the world.
Vandro College is a British aristocratic college and an elite education college for the vampires. All graduates of this school will be assigned to work in branches around the world after graduation.
Well, the only exception is Huang Xiaobei Daxian - he stays in school and works, and the main business he is involved in is sweeping floors...
There was nothing I could do about it, his results were so good that branches all over the world had to take a detour when they saw him. At the same time, they politely said, "Our branch has no shortage of sweepers."
After graduation, Huang Xiaobei, who had spent a whole year in the college and had no hope for the future, suddenly made a huge comeback today!
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Sitting on the plane heading to China, looking at the blue sky and white clouds outside the window, and then looking at the silent passengers around him, Huang Xiaobei's delicate face was filled with the word excitement.
Who dares to believe that a virtuous man like him will be able to go out on a mission one day!
Yesterday, Huang Xiaobei, who was sweeping the floor in the college, suddenly received news from the college that he would be sent to China to perform a mission.
Huang Xiaobei almost cried. Damn it, God opened your eyes. I can finally go out on a mission! Ever since I came to this bullshit academy, why have I been working every day besides work?
This is what people from the college told Huang Xiaobei, "There is a small problem with the Tianchao branch, a very small one, so the college plans to send you to practice. Don't refuse. After all, you are also a graduate of the college. Although
It’s a subordinate college, but you must obey the organizational arrangements. Don’t worry, it’s not a big deal. You just go there to have fun and keep the food you enjoy every day!”
Huang Xiaobei agreed without saying a word. Not to mention sending him out to eat and drink, even to clean toilets.
He has already had enough of this damn academy, not to mention working all day long, especially in the cafeteria, where every Tuesday there must be that unforgettable "Starry Sky Salted Fish Pizza!"
The students smashed the cafeteria three times but still could not get rid of this dish that poses a serious threat to humanitarianism.
For this mission to China, the college gave Huang Xiaobei a total of 10,000 pounds as activity funds. At the same time, Huang Xiaobei also transformed into a "special operations dispatch supervisor" sent by the college to the China branch, or "special commissioner" for short.
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He took out the action document issued by the college from the pocket of his coat. On the platinum paper, in addition to the school emblem of a bloody holy sword, was his name, identity, and mission information.
"The Chinese branch lost contact with the college one month ago. It was found that it was just a communication failure. On the day they arrived at the Chinese branch, they must assist the Chinese branch in establishing communication recovery. In addition, more than 20 members of the North American branch also set off one month ago.
After the task is completed, the students can return to the academy to report with Professor Boer and other members of the North American branch."
After reading the mission, Commissioner Huang was in an even better mood.
Is this a thing? Is this a thing?
Don't look at what it says to help the Chinese branch establish communication and restore it, but the North American branch went there a month ago, so the communication must have been fixed long ago. It is estimated that the elites of the North American branch are playing tricks in the Chinese academy.
Send me to hurry them up.
Haha, this is also called a task? Do you dare to make it more difficult?
Commissioner Huang smiled calmly, then closed his eyes and began to rest with his eyes closed, preparing for the next trip to China or a fun trip. (To be continued)