"A land and a land, a people, and a place where cooking skills are famous all over the world. In this fifth national cooking competition, we are adhering to the promotion of traditional Chinese food culture and promoting the exchange and development of major cuisines, aiming to make more people aware of the traditional Chinese food.
charm, in order to carry forward our country’s excellent food culture.
Finally, on behalf of the municipal party committee and government, I would like to send my sincere blessings to all the contestants. I hope you can move forward bravely in this competition, achieve more success, and make outstanding contributions to our country's ancient food culture."
Listening to Mayor Zhao's opening speech, not to mention Huang Xiaobei and others, they fell asleep while listening. Even the other guests present looked like they could not bear the torture.
Nothing else, the mayor's emotionless and sleepy voice is really the best hypnotic drug in the world.
Squatting on the ground and yawning, Commissioner Huang was so sleepy that he couldn't even open his eyes.
"The words from this leader's mouth are really familiar. No matter what the game is, no matter what the occasion, it is basically the same way. If you replace the two words "food", it can be used in any game."
Lao Wei also squatted on the ground, fidgeting with his fingers, and said boredly, "It feels similar to when Professor Vlad held a conference, but Professor Vlad usually tortures us for fifteen minutes and ends, Xiaobei
, according to your experience, how long will your Lord Mayor have to speak?"
Huang Xiaobei pushed Wang Erming aside, who was leaning on his shoulder and started snoring, and picked his nose.
"Wait a minute, we've just made the opening speech. Several leaders will come up to speak later. Well, I guess I'll have to listen to their farts for another hour."
"Then how long do we have to wait?"
"I don't know where the hell I'm going!"
In the extremely quiet banquet hall, where Mayor Zhao could only hear his speech, a very vulgar chirping sound came from the right rear of the banquet hall. It was like a rat grinding its teeth.
The sound was even hateful.
At the moment, everyone is listening to Mayor Zhao's speech attentively. Whether they want to listen or not, and whether the guests are scolding Mayor Zhao in their hearts or not, at least all the guests present pretend to be polite.
They looked serious, after all, the camera was set up in front of them.
In the large and quiet venue of Kenuo, there were only a few bastards like Huang Xiaobei squatting down and chatting without giving any dignity at all. After finishing the work, their voices were not quiet, and the words they said were quite unpleasant, which annoyed the people in front of them.
From time to time, the guests turned their heads to look at the imageless guys squatting on the ground smoking behind them.
In the end, even Karl, who was quite far away, couldn't stand the chattering sounds of Huang Xiaobei and others, so he hurriedly came to the side of them and told them to shut up.
"Senior, this is a very important occasion, please don't talk casually." Karl said seriously and helplessly.
Huang Xiaobei, who was squatting on the ground, glanced at Karl and immediately spat on the red carpet without any quality.
"What the hell, are you here now? Didn't you pretend not to know us just now? Damn, I kindly asked you to come over and have something to eat together, but you ended up running faster than a rabbit? The people next to you asked you if you were
To get to know us, your head is shaking like a rattle, what, now you are willing to meet the senior?"
Facing Huang Xiaobei's mocking expression, Karl pushed up the frame of his sunglasses helplessly, smiled bitterly and said, "Senior, I also have my own difficulties."
Commissioner Huang waved his hands impatiently, "Get out of here! Don't worry, we are now known as the Shanghai SIPG Hotel to the outside world, and we will definitely not cause you any trouble. In addition, we have to applaud the Taoist master later, and now we are practicing
Practice your voice."
Hearing the word "applaud", Karl fell into silence.
"Senior, it's best not to do this. The impact will not be good."
"Why are you talking so much nonsense? Get out of here, if you keep talking nonsense, be careful that I admit my identity!"
Karl ignored Huang Xiaobei's threat, but looked at him with a smile and said something.
"Senior, I think it's not good to pretend to be someone else. Even if they are enemies, you can't do it, because after all, it's your own character that has problems, so how can you pretend to be someone else? In the end, the person without quality will
It’s still you, not someone else.”
After saying that, Karl turned around and returned to Master Dao, leaving only a confused Huang Xiaobei, staring blankly at Karl's back as he walked into the crowd.
Hey, hey, wait a minute, this guy, was this guy turning a corner just now... No, he wasn't turning a corner, he was just scolding me for having no quality and a problem with my character!
Damn, this is the first time I’ve seen someone scold someone so calmly and gently!
Turning his head and looking behind him, Tang Seng was leaning against the wall, his eyes empty and he didn't know what he was thinking. Huang Xiaobei called him.
"Baldhead, why haven't you spoken since just now? I said, don't act like a virtuous monk, we are really not used to it."
Tang Seng ignored him and didn't even look at him. He just stared blankly at the carpet at his feet. At the same time, he hid in the blind spot of the orchestra's sight and stood silently.
Huang Xiaobei was stunned by his appearance. He didn't know what stimulated this bald man. Why did he suddenly look like a different person?
Wait a minute? Could it be that I just mocked him too harshly? But I am telling the truth... Although Aunt Wang is a bit older, she is a very nice person. I heard that her name
There are still two houses left. If this damn bald man can live with Aunt Wang, he is really lucky.
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After finally finishing Mayor Zhao's half-hour long speech, which was extremely boring, Huang Xiaobei yawned and reached out to pat Lao Wei and Wang Erming, who were lying in his arms, drooling from sleep.
It means you two can wake up.
But unexpectedly, as soon as Mayor Zhao stepped down from the podium, the female president of the provincial catering association walked up again, and then gave another long speech.
Amidst the voices that surrounded the venue, "The purpose of the competition, the players' hard work, carry it forward", Huang Xiaobei dragged his chin in agony, rested his elbows on his heads, and sighed.
"How long do we have to listen to what they have to say? Can someone with a better look tell the story? Why is this either an old man or an old lady..."
Brother Maozi sat next to Huang Xiaobei, holding a vodka with a smile and said, "Senior, I remembered what you said, why didn't the female chairman come up to give a speech?"
Huang Xiaobei picked his ears and said calmly.
"After accepting some very friendly remarks from the eldest lady, senior, I really don't dare to care about Chairman Dongfang anymore, but I feel that the host must be the last one."
"Well, that's pretty much it."
After saying that, Brother Mao Zi looked back at Tang Seng and found that Tang Seng, who was still standing behind them, turned around and left the banquet hall alone. Looking at Tang Seng's heavy back, Brother Mao Zi raised his eyebrows.
I frowned, and was a little surprised by his abnormality. I wonder what kind of evil disease this bald man who always made a fuss had today. (To be continued)