In front of the crystal clear and extremely bright crystal podium, Master Dao slowly stood up with zombie-like steps.
"Bang!" His trembling hands pressed firmly on both sides of the podium. Under the spotlight, Master Dao lowered his head slightly and took a deep breath. "Ah, hoo~" The next moment, Master Dao smiled and looked up, and then almost fainted.
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At this moment, hundreds of guests were looking at Master Dao quietly in the audience, and at the kiln owner who was shivering above him. As they watched, many people had a little bit of worry in their eyes.
gloat.
Facing those hundreds of pairs of eyes and the hundreds of guests in the audience who were staring directly at him, Master Dao's mind was already blank!
The crowd's eyes were focused on him, and there were endless joking looks. Standing on the stage, Master Dao, who was in a trance, looked at the guests on the stage, as if he had heard everyone's thoughts!
"Tsk tsk tsk, this kiln owner also came up to give a speech."
"I'm afraid he's promoting his brothel again, right?"
"Oh oh oh, go down, go down, the kiln is not qualified to participate in the cooking competition!"
Facing the playful gazes of the guests and thinking about the non-existent inner thoughts, Mr. Dao's breathing began to become a little faster, his eyes gradually became erratic, and his old face turned pale and purple, and his complexion changed.
faster than his heartbeat.
Ah, standing on this high podium, Master Dao can really see everyone at a glance. Now, he can almost see the slightly joking expression on everyone's face!
Especially in front of the crowd of dark heads, especially when looking at the cameras at the back of the venue that were slowly pointed at him, sweat dripped from Master Dao's palms, his eyes were blank and unspeakable, and his head had even begun to
I had the idea of escape!
But fortunately, Dao Ye is Dao Ye. He is the boss of the Qinghong Gang and a gangster who has been fighting in the wind and rain for decades! No matter how scared he is, no matter how severe his stage fright is, he still can
Said a veteran!
Trembling, he picked up the golden microphone on the podium. Master Dao forced himself not to look at the guests in the audience, forcing himself to treat them all as cabbage, and at the same time told himself over and over again in his heart.
"Everyone has come up, you have come up! Calm down, you must be calm, and you must behave like the boss of the Qinghong Gang! Imagine that Yiyi is looking at you, imagine that your wife is watching you from behind! You must
Know that this is your last chance, know that this is your last chance to make a comeback!"
Listening to Master Dao's thoughts, Huang Xiaobei in the audience grinned in an unimaginable way.
"Master Dao, why do I feel like you say it's a bit scary..."
"Your wife, who has been dead for many years, is standing behind you and looking at you... This, this is why Mao has a strong horror movie style..."
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Although he managed to hold on and did not faint, and although Master Dao did not run off the stage in as shameful a manner as he had imagined, in fact, Master Dao at this moment was holding the microphone tremblingly and staring blankly at him.
The air directly in front of him said in a squeaky voice.
"That, that, that I am, Long, not, that I am the boss of Tian, Tianlong Hotel, I, I am very happy to be able to deliver the opening speech for this competition as a guest today, ah, I am honored,
I, I am here, also, on behalf of Tianlong Hotel, I would like to express my gratitude to the organizer of this competition. At the same time, I also wish this competition to be held smoothly. I hope that everyone can perform well and strive for greater glory.
.”
Well, as he spoke, Master Dao's voice became much smoother, and his eyes were no longer as blank as at the beginning, like a fool. Of course, Master Dao was still a little bit confused as he spoke.
Stuttering, but obviously already in the mood.
In a word, that old face that was gathering in an emergency finally showed a disgusting sneer...
"I, as the semi-finalist and organizer of this competition, deeply understand the importance of this competition to our country's food culture, and I also know how much it takes to hold this competition..."
Seeing that Mr. Dao had gradually gotten used to the atmosphere on the podium, Carl, Master Sun and others could not help but breathe a sigh of relief, saying that there was no big trouble at last, indicating that their chairman brother was still a reliable person after all.
Yes, contrary to Carl's expectations, Dao Ye's speech was much smoother than imagined. Although Dao Ye is still very nervous when he is standing on the stage, sometimes he still easily says the wrong thing, and from time to time
He just stumbled a few times, but at least his eyes were no longer as stiff as they were at first, especially after introducing himself, Master Dao made a gesture like a disabled person...
It’s really worthy of praise!
There is no way, for Dao Ye who obviously has stage fright, the requirements really cannot be too harsh. It is enough to know that the old man can not forget to make a fatal gesture under such a nervous condition.
Thank you for your hard work.
Soon, the personal introduction was completed, and Mr. Dao quickly moved on to the top priority of the evening, which was to deliver his speech.
Taking advantage of his disgusting speech, many people stopped looking at him and continued to play with their mobile phones. After that, Master Dao quickly took out the speech that had become a ball of wetness from his pocket. His old eyes widened and he read it carefully.
After the first sentence above, Mr. Dao quickly took back the speech.
The next moment, standing on the podium, facing hundreds of bow-headed Taoists, he slowly closed his eyes.
In another moment, when Master Dao opened his eyes again, he had used his strong willpower to briefly get rid of the fear caused by nervousness!
He wanted to end tonight's performance perfectly, and he wanted to use his speech to let everyone know that Tianlong is really a hotel!
There was a compulsive light of confidence in his eyes, and a stiff smile appeared at the corner of his mouth. With not many people paying attention, Master Dao took a deep breath, took a step forward with the microphone in his left hand, and raised his right hand high.
"Although our Tianlong Hotel..."
"good!"
“That’s beautifully said!!”
"Master Dao, we love you!!!"
The sudden cheers broke the silence of the venue and interrupted Dao Ye's fluent recitation.
Hearing the sudden cheers, the guests all subconsciously turned around and looked at the source of the sound.
At the right rear of the banquet hall, Huang Xiaobei and four others were already standing in a row, waving their right hands in unison, frantically calling Dao Master again!!
"Master Tao, Master Tianlong, Tianlong!!"
"Master Dao is mighty!!"
"Master Dao's speaking voice is so beautiful!!"
"Master Dao is simply the best speaker in the world!!"
“I want an autograph, I want Master Dao’s signature! Don’t stop me, don’t stop me!! Master Dao, please sign your name for me, I won’t leave unless you sign!!
"
Looking at the four guys who were shouting and acting like crazy, the expressions on the faces of all the guests disappeared and they looked at them in silence. Everyone looked at the four idiots with extremely fascinated eyes.
Patting his forehead sadly, Karl said that he was really defenseless!
Trembling, he took out the gun from his waist. Master Liu could not wait to shoot twice at the ceiling.
Chairman Wang said, your hotel is really full of talents.
The shouting continued, and those four idiots continued to cheer for their Taoist master who was about to faint as if they had no eyes.
At the end, a guy named Huang simply jumped on the dining table, waving the chef uniform in his hand, and called on everyone present to cheer for Mr. Dao!
"Listen, listen to Mr. Dao's outstanding speech! It's touching, it's really touching to the extreme. I, Mr. Huang, have never heard such a speech that makes people cry in my life! Come on, come on, everyone.
Colleagues, let us all cheer for Master Dao, come, Master Dao, Heavenly Dragon, mighty and mighty, must win, must win, must..."
Commissioner Huang's cheering voice gradually became weaker...
Looking at the hundreds of pairs of eyes around him that were staring straight at him, looking at the hundreds of pairs of eyes that were full of surprise and surprise, Commissioner Huang stood stunned for a long time on the dining table.
After a while, adhering to the spirit of being shameless and invincible, the special commissioner once again waved the chef uniform in his hand and shouted loudly.
"Oh, oh, oh! What Master Dao said is so good, so good to the extreme. Come, come, colleagues, let us shout again, Tianlong, Tianlong, will win...
..must....."
Looking at the eyes of all the guests looking at him silently, and seeing that they had silently picked up their mobile phones and started recording themselves, the special correspondent understood that these were really a group of old people who had a generation gap with him. Damn it, what a waste of emotions.
The conscience of heaven and earth, with the virtues of a few of them, no one with a right mind would be able to make a fool of themselves with them!
Huang Xiaobei was still there and continued to sigh.
Alas, there is no way, there is a generation gap, there really is a generation gap... So, some of these things still depend on the situation. Sometimes, don't blindly boo, otherwise it will be counterproductive. Everyone has learned
?
He let himself scream, but no one paid any attention to him. He kept recording himself and was about to post it to Moments. Commissioner Huang touched his nose and climbed down from the dining table in despair.
, don’t forget to shout before climbing down.
“Our Shanghai SIPG Hotel is so friendly!”
Several old friends whom Mr. Pao had just met were looking at Mr. Pao next to him with words that were difficult to express.
"From your hotel?"
"No, it's not..."
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At this moment, as Commissioner Huang silently climbed down from the dining table, all the guests could not help but take a breath of cold air.
Yes, I'm shocked. All the bosses and famous chefs here are completely shocked by these bizarre feats.
Looking at the four idiots now holding their hands behind their backs and whistling, as if what the idiot did just now was not their fault at all. At the moment, many people wanted to ask Commissioner Huang seriously.
"Kid, what kind of occasion is this? Are you here to be a cheerleader?"
Looking at those eyes that were full of good intentions? Or other, in short, without any positive factors, Commissioner Huang and others also felt a little ashamed, knowing that they seemed to have gotten into trouble again.
But at this moment, in the banquet hall where you could hear the drop of a needle, the magical call sound came again.
"Master Tao, Master Tao, Heavenly Dragon and Heavenly Dragon, are mighty and mighty, and will surely win."
Commissioner Huang slapped Wang Erming next to him on the head hard.
"Can you have some discernment? Can you have some discernment? Please don't cause any trouble right now, okay?"
As soon as Huang Xiaobei finished scolding Wang Erming, Lao Wei stuck his head over and said slanderous words.
"I said, the wind is blowing, right?"
Looking at the "kind" eyes of the guests around him, Huang Xiaobei nodded seriously.
"pull!"
As they spoke, the four eldest brothers covered their faces and hid behind the dining table.
Well, this one is embarrassing, and this one is embarrassing.
Seeing the four guys sneaking away behind the dining table, the guests shook their heads in disdain or with a wry smile, and then turned their attention to Master Dao on the podium again.
And Master Dao...
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Big beads of sweat were dripping down his cheeks, and his muddy old eyes were wide open due to nervousness!
But those old eyes couldn't see any tension, they were just blank, just blank like a dead person!
The hand holding the microphone was trembling, and the sweat on his palm almost prevented him from holding the microphone. He was spitting one mouthful after another, and he had to stretch his neck with great difficulty before swallowing, like a dying person who was about to die.
Looking at the eyes of the guests on the stage, Master Dao told himself not to panic, it was okay, and as he thought about it, a smile appeared on Master Dao's old face.
But the next second, the smile on Master Dao's face solidified.
Looking at the guests in the audience, an extremely terrifying question suddenly popped into Master Dao's mind.
What am I going to say?
Only then did Master Dao sadly realize that after being so disturbed by Commissioner Huang and the others, Master Dao had completely forgotten all the words he had memorized before, and his brain was now completely blank!
Oh no, it's not a blank, because Dao Ye's mind is filled with the magical sound of Commissioner Huang and the others calling CALL just now!
"Well, um, um, although our Emperor, although he is, is that..."
Seeing that Master Dao was so nervous that he called Tianlong a fucking emperor, Master Liu covered his face sadly, he really couldn't bear to watch anymore.
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At the same time, the four Huang Xiaobei people hiding behind the dining table secretly stuck out their heads.
Looking at Mr. Dao who was on the podium, his face was red from holding back his words, and his words did not match the words at the beginning or the end. Lao Wei held the edge of the dining table and asked in a low voice.
"Hey, did you get into trouble?"
Brother Maozi smiled bitterly and shook his head.
"I don't know whether it will cause trouble or not, but I always feel that before we didn't make a fuss, the chairman might still be speaking very well, but now..."
Commissioner Huang, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly patted Wang Erming silently on the head.
"I'll tell you later that you were the one who wanted to make fun of me, do you understand?"
Wang Erming turned to look at Huang Xiaobei pitifully.
"I, can I not understand?"
Huang Xiaobei stepped forward and held Li Zhifei's head, then slapped him hard.
"Just say you were the one who wanted to make fun of me. If you dare not admit it, I will strip you naked tonight and let you run around naked!"