"Miss, do you listen to my explanation? It's really just that Chairman Dongfang thought that I looked a bit like me, so he called me over and said a few words. I definitely didn't do anything to regret you. And I did not do anything to you last night.
I met a girl who was pretty decent, but that girl’s voice was pretty nice. Compared with you, the eldest lady, she was as bright as a star."
While talking, Huang Xiaobei, who was kneeling on the washboard, couldn't help but rub his knees, then continued to hold a Danmei novel on his head and defended frankly.
"Besides, Miss, don't you understand me? You are always the one who follows your lead. I will do whatever you ask me to do. When will I dare to disobey your order? To put it bluntly, even I am now
The object of my sexual fantasies before going to bed at night is always about you."
Liu Ye held a cigarette in his mouth and waved quickly, "Hey, there's no need to talk about this."
Holding the Danmei novel on his head, Huang Xiaobei took out his right hand and scratched his face, and then continued to kneel obediently on the washboard. His two pairs of big black eyes were staring at him in boredom.
The two jade legs were dangling in front of him, but after looking at the commissioner for a while, he quickly retracted his gaze and acted like a gentleman.
Sitting by the bed, the eldest lady in a miniskirt held her arms and crossed her two slender, jade-like white legs, listening to Huang Xiaobei's explanation expressionlessly.
"Really?"
Huang Xiaobei took out his left hand and slapped his chest suddenly. The expression on his face was so sincere!
"That's absolutely true! Miss, think about it, think about it, when have I ever lied to you? How dare I lie to you? Even if you lend me eighty courages, I wouldn't dare to lie to you.
ah!"
Miss Yiyi smiled, with a smile on her fair and pretty face. She put her hands on both sides of her body. She leaned over slightly, blinked her big, watery eyes, and said something cute.
talk.
"But I haven't asked you anything yet."
"Ah? Well, this, this..."
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Ten minutes ago.
"Liang Er! Do you want anything? Do you want anything?!"
Seeing Li Zhifei and Lao Wei staring at the cards in their hands with miserable looks on their faces, Huang Xiaobei was almost overjoyed and punched out the last eight in his hand.
"Ah hahaha, it's another round! Brother Maozi comes here, high-fives, high-fives, these two are invincible when they work together."
Huang Xiaobei and Mao Zi brothers hugged each other and laughed and celebrated, but Li Zhifei and Wei Silin opposite them looked gloomy.
Lao Wei threw the cards in his hand on the bed, and Lao Wei was so angry that his teeth were itching.
"It's not Li Zhifei, do you know how to play cards? Why on earth do you give someone a straight card! This Xiaobei and the bald brother bully you every day. I think they are really bullying you. You just deserve a beating!"
Wang Erming scratched his head honestly, "I, I really don't know how to play cards. I just watched my dad and my sixth uncle play before. If so, why don't I pour you some water?"
Huang Xiaobei grabbed Wang Erming and said, "No, no, no, you can't pour the water. Good guy, if you pour the water, the three of us can only fight the landlord. The key is that we can fight the landlord, but we can't go back."
Can you win? Don't fall, don't fall, just play with us, and when the dead bald guy comes back later, let him pour the water too."
Brother Mao Zi held a big cigar in his mouth and looked at the door of the room and said, "Senior, when you said this, I remembered it. Where did the bald brother go? Why haven't you seen him back for so long?"
Huang Xiaobei shuffled the cards and curled his lips and said, "Who knows what happened to him tonight, most likely he was hurt by what I said... But it doesn't matter, that guy is as thick-skinned as a city wall, you can take care of yourself."
Just be angry. Come on, let's not talk about him anymore, grab cards, grab cards, let's try to give Lao Wei and Li Zhifei a hat in twenty minutes."
Huang Xiaobei happily shuffled the cards and asked Lao Wei and the others to continue playing. However, as soon as Huang Xiaobei touched a card this time, someone knocked on the door of their room, and then Mr. Liu's rough voice said
Followed in.
"The boy named Huang comes out, Yiyi calls you."
When Commissioner Huang heard the word "Yiyi" and touched the cards with great interest and a gambling look on his face, his heart suddenly skipped a beat.
Damn it, the eldest lady is looking for me? Wait a minute, why does it feel like the end of the world?
Seeing that Huang Xiaobei was so frightened that he didn't move for a long time, Brother Maozi quickly pushed him. Only then did Commissioner Huang react and run down the bed path.
"Hey, hey, okay, Mr. Six, I'll come right away, I'll come right away."
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After being led by Mr. Liu to the presidential suite of the eldest lady on the 45th floor, Huang Xiaobei saw a washboard placed on the floor of the living room and a copy of Danmei placed next to the washboard.
novel?
At the same moment, our beautiful and lovely Miss Yiyi was sitting by the bed, smiling and staring at Huang Xiaobei who was staring at the washboard.
Twisting her long, smooth black hair around her ears, the eldest lady crossed her arms, crossed her legs, and said with a smile, "Incomparably kind?" her eyes.
"Is there anything you want to say?"
Huang Xiaobei stared at the washboard for a long time, and then stared at the eldest lady's very kind expression, with no hidden smile. Finally, the special correspondent walked up to the washboard, slowly knelt down, and then
He put the Danmei novel on his head very skillfully, and with a serious look on his face, he explained what had just happened, like pouring beans out of a bamboo tube.
Although the eldest lady didn't ask anything, even though the eldest lady didn't say anything, the special correspondent still obediently explained what he had done or what he felt was a bit unsatisfactory.
There is no way, for a girl with superpowers like the eldest lady, there is no use in quibbling. Frankness and leniency is the path that Huang Xiaobei should take.
Well, looking at Huang Xiaobei who was kneeling on the washboard, holding a Danmei novel and explaining everything, and Master Liu who was standing aside smoking, he couldn't help but nodded, with a faint smile of satisfaction on his lips.
Don't mention it, although this kid is usually mean and occasionally gets into trouble with idiots, he is still very honest with Yiyi.
But as soon as he thought about what Huang Xiaobei was doing now, in fact, it was to win over the eldest lady, the smile on Mr. Liu's face disappeared, and the look in his eyes when he looked at Huang Xiaobei was as fierce as ever, and he even became a little more unhappy.
point.
That fierce face only had the words "You dare to touch this cabbage and try it."
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Throwing a large bag of clothes in front of Huang Xiaobei, Miss Yiyi wrinkled her little nose and turned her head, not wanting to look at Huang Xiaobei at all.
"These are the clothes you need to wear tomorrow. Remember, when the master comes out tomorrow, you have to give him a good call and let the whole world hear your cheers. Do you understand?"
Huang Xiaobei stared at the bag in front of him, which was almost as tall as him kneeling on the ground, with a bit of doubt in his eyes.
Is there really clothes in this bag? What kind of clothes is this? Why is it so big? Well, I guess it’s not something very good...
Huang Xiaobei hugged the bag and said with a smile, "Miss, I have to go cheer for you tomorrow? Well, can you let me prepare for one more day? This way I can find more time to practice more."
The eldest lady glanced at him and turned her head angrily.
"Then why don't you go? Anyway, I've always been aloof from you. Why are you here?"
Huang Xiaobei lowered his head and stopped talking, but he secretly cheered up in his heart.
"We must cooperate well with Miss tomorrow!"
Thinking of this, the special correspondent who lowered his head couldn't help but giggle and scratch his face.
By the way, is the eldest lady jealous? Not to mention, isn’t it a pretty good feeling to have a girl like this who knows everything as your girlfriend? Of course, the main thing is to look at the face, and the main thing is to look good.
To be beautiful, the main thing is to have enlarged breasts, slim waist and long legs.
Yes, this correspondent is so superficial.
The eldest lady was sulking, and while Huang Xiaobei was thinking about it, Mr. Liu stood aside and took a puff of his cigarette worriedly.
To be honest, Liu Ye really wants to remind the eldest lady that tomorrow's game will not be as lively as in the cartoon. If she does something like this that doesn't look too serious at first glance, it will definitely be counterproductive and she might be embarrassed.
.
But after thinking about it, Mr. Liu thought that the eldest lady was just here to have fun, so why bother with these things that ruined the enjoyment? Haha, just play how you want. The key is that Yiyi is happy.
"Okay, no need to kneel down. Read a novel to me. I want to hear the story of a domineering general and a delicate and weak girl. Come, sit next to me and read." The eldest lady stretched out her jade hand and patted the soft body next to her.
bed.
Somehow, looking at the eldest lady's action of patting the bed, looking at the soft pink bed that was too soft to sleep on, Commissioner Huang suddenly felt as happy as if Her Majesty the Queen had called me to sleep with her.
Wow, if I were a little bit vulgar, wouldn't it mean that the eldest lady wants me to go to her bed?
The smile on Commissioner Huang's mouth became uncontrollably abnormal.
Hehehehe, it seems there is nothing wrong with making the eldest lady angry sometimes. Look at this benefit! Next time if this special correspondent hugs a girl and kisses her, the eldest lady might even be jealous.
Let me help her change clothes!
As soon as he thought of this, Commissioner Huang picked up the Danmei novel above his head and threw himself happily towards the eldest lady's bed. He didn't even notice the eldest lady's playful and coquettish "you are still too young" smile.
"Bang!" Sitting on the bed, Huang Xiaobei recited the poignant Danmei story in his hand to the eldest lady without saying a word. He was also thinking in his heart, if he read the emotional part, would the eldest lady read it to him?
Where is your little head resting on his shoulder?
"Looking at the face lying on the hospital bed..." Unexpectedly, before Commissioner Huang had finished reading the first sentence, the eldest lady reached out and patted her shoulder gently.
"Huang Xiao M, are you sitting in the wrong place?"
Huang Xiaobei turned his head in astonishment, "Huh? No way... Miss, didn't you ask me to sit next to you and pat the bed after you finished... I, I think I
,should be, no, you are sitting in the wrong seat, right?"
Miss Yiyi crossed her legs, squinted her big eyes, looked at Commissioner Huang with a smile and said, "Yes, the master wants you to sit next to the master, but as a pet, where is the master's side?"
The expression on Commissioner Huang's face froze. After a while, the Commissioner chuckled and said, "Miss, you don't mean to let me sit at your feet and read you a story about beauty, do you? This will be more convenient for you to listen to."
When you are happy, you pet my dog’s head..."
The eldest lady patted Huang Xiaobei's dog's head with a smile on her face, "It's so smart. But it's not sitting, it's kneeling. It doesn't look like a pet when it's sitting."
"Then I dare to ask you what you mean by patting the bed?"
"Oh, I just took a random photo. Huang Xiao M, do you have any questions?"
Staring at the eldest lady's beautiful smile, Commissioner Huang was silent for a while, then turned to look at Mr. Liu beside him. After a sad laugh, Commissioner Huang silently knelt at the feet of the eldest lady, holding the Danmei in his hand.
The novel was recited emotionally.
How should I put it... Fate... This is fate... Haha, I am still too young to say that...
"Looking at Su Yuxuan, who was lying on the hospital bed with a pale face and wearing a respirator, and Mo Yu who was peeking outside the door, I couldn't help but shed tears on his flower-like face. This girl is..."
As soon as Huang Xiaobei read a few words, Master Six came over thoughtfully with a washboard and put the washboard under Huang Xiaobei's knees. Master Six said very considerately, "Why did you forget the equipment?"
?Okay, let’s continue reading, read carefully, keep your eyes on the book, don’t look around, otherwise my hands will easily touch other places.”
Kneeling on the washboard, holding a danmei novel, with his head being treated like a dog by the eldest lady, the special correspondent gritted his teeth and tried not to cry.
"This beautiful boy, who is more beautiful than a girl, has already burst into tears at this moment, because that overbearing and unreasonable guy is now lying on the hospital bed. His face is pale and he needs an oxygen tank to breathe. He can no longer see
There is no trace of arrogance, and some are just fragile. Haha, it’s him, it’s all his fault. If it hadn’t been for him, he wouldn’t have been so seriously injured. He deserves to die, he deserves to die!”
Yes, he deserves to die, he deserves to die!!!
Huang Xiaobei, Huang Xiaobei, you are young, you are arrogant, but after all you are still inexperienced in the world!
After all, these are all costs. Who made this correspondent have a lust for Xiaolan last night? Although this correspondent does not feel that he has done anything wrong, there is no way. The nemesis of the eldest lady is here.
, you have to get used to it, Huang Xiaobei, you have to get used to it.
Commissioner Huang knelt down at his feet resignedly and read a story about beauty to the eldest lady. Listening to the touching gay love, Miss Yiyi also sadly wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, "Mo Yu, don't be like this.
, Yuxuan loves you, and he is willing to sacrifice his life for you. When he wakes up, you must promise him this time. Woo hoo, Huang Xiao M, you also need to learn more like Mo Yu, do you know?
"
I know the devil!
What the hell kind of plot is this?! Damn it, a 20-year-old major general is so anti-human, but he didn’t even have the words “my family is rich and powerful” written on his face, but he ended up opposite
That boy who is prettier than a girl is actually the heir to China's first business empire?
Mom, according to normal development, these two should be friends and play together every day, right? How come in this Danmei novel, they become friends with each other! By the way, isn't your setting a feud?
Why the hell is this all the way!
If you still see the right thing after the feud between men and women, then I will admit it. Why do men do this? Isn’t there something new in this? You can’t tell us the whole story of a poor male servant and a domineering major general.
Look!
The eldest lady thoughtfully took out the other half of the Danmei novel from under the pillow and handed it to Huang Xiaobei. There were a few large gilded characters written on it - "Arrogant Servant, don't run away, the Major General will pounce on you"
The eldest lady blinked her big, watery eyes and said, "No, I gave it to you."
Huang Xiaobei stared at the novel for a long time, especially at the two protagonists on the cover who did not know whether they were male or female. Commissioner Huang calmly shook his head.
"Miss, don't worry, I will never have random thoughts in the future, thinking that you are the first sexual fantasy object. Besides, I know that you have super powers, so I don't need to emphasize it over and over again..." (