Sitting cross-legged in the iron cage, watching the two elder brothers on the sofa opposite playing with their pistols, Huang Xiaobei, who had not eaten enough in the morning, couldn't help but cover his stomach and ask.
"Brothers, what time is it? When will we have dinner?"
The two brothers met and the eldest brother was stunned.
"What do you think this is?"
Huang Xiaobei shrank his neck and muttered softly.
"Then, at least they have enough to eat in prison..."
"Would you like a meal without a head?"
Huang Xiaobei didn't dare to speak.
Tang Monk leaned against the innermost side of the cage with a frown on his face, crossed his arms and crossed his legs, snorted coldly, "You still want to eat? In this case, even if it is eating, the most I can do is treat you to a gun, although I am also a little bit
Hungry."
After saying that, Tang Seng shouted to Lao Wei in annoyance, "Hey, foreign devil, can you stop yelling? That foreign devil is destined to have died a long time ago, and you still expect to be able to revive his soul by shouting twice?"
Wei Silin turned around and glared at Tang Seng fiercely. He thought that Lao Wei would have a fight with the dead bald man. Huang Xiaobei was ready to watch the fun, but to his surprise, Lao Wei magically took it out of his pocket.
A sausage?!
Taking one bite of the sausage, Lao Wei's cheeks bulged out and he said, "I'm so hungry for you!"
The elder brother of the two brothers was shocked at that time.
"Hey, my dear, where did this sausage come from?"
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Lao Wei is a good person and has always been a good person. Even though he said that he was greedy for Tang Seng and Huang Xiaobei, he still kindly gave the sausages to the two of them, even if in exchange for Tang Seng's words, "You still know a little bit about people."
," Lao Wei didn't get angry, but instead smiled strangely.
After Huang Xiaobei expressed his gratitude to Lao Wei, he hurriedly ate it, but after the first bite, Huang Xiaobei's expression changed.
"Old Wei, where did you get this sausage?"
"Eat yours, where's all this nonsense?" Lao Wei chewed vaguely.
"The key is that your sausage doesn't taste right, right? Why does it still taste sour?"
"If you don't eat, pay me back."
"Did I say I won't eat? I wanted to... Hey, Senior Randall is awake. Come on, come on. Senior Randall, you have just had an incision and you should need some nutrition. Come and try it."
Is this sausage expired?"
Randall: "Anyone can tell that this intestine has grown hair..."
Tang Seng was not as pretentious as Huang Xiaobei. After finishing two bites, he wiped his mouth and said, "It's okay, feel free to eat."
Huang Xiaobei thought for a while, then ate half of the sausage in his hand with hesitation.
Seeing that Huang Xiaobei had finished eating, Elder Tang said silently: "It's okay, feel free to eat it, it has only deteriorated for three months, and you won't be able to kill anyone if you eat it."
Commissioner Huang's face turned green at that moment.
"Then you let me eat it!"
"Huh, what do you think?"
After saying that, Tang Seng and Weslin looked at each other at the same time, with a hint of provocation in their eyes.
Come on, who is afraid of whom? One is a true Buddha who has achieved the status of a true Buddha. Not to mention a long-haired sausage, the whole piece of shit will not kill him.
There is another person who has been asking for food for more than a month in the Celestial Empire. His appetite has been trained and he can digest it even if he swallows a stone.
Only Huang Xiaobei, after understanding the dependence of these two people, yelled, "What a pair of bastards!!"
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After eating and drinking, Huang Xiaobei and the other three sat in their own corners, each looking dumbfounded. Some were picking their hands, some were picking their noses, and some were picking their feet...
"Why didn't you get anything from your first baptism? Logically speaking, you shouldn't. I heard that you were recruited by the principal personally." Weslin stared at Huang Xiaobei, puzzled.
road.
Huang Xiaobei picked his nose and said, "That old bastard is blind. I told you a long time ago that I'm not a vampire, but you still don't believe me."
"No, don't be right, don't be disrespectful to the principal." Randall's voice sounded faintly as he was extremely weak, as if he was going to die at any moment.
Huang Xiaobei rolled his eyes, "You said you were going to die half an hour ago, why are you still alive?"
"I, I think I can last another half hour..."
"Isn't this too accurate?"
Looking at Huang Xiaobei and others chatting in a cage, the two elder brothers were sitting on the sofa. They didn't bother to care what the three of them said. They couldn't run away anyway, so just let them talk. They happened to be able to listen.
A thing.
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The bored Commissioner Huang, who was lying in the cage, touched the black eye that had just been punched out by Tang Seng and Wei Silin, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.
"Hey, you said that after we are honored, will the college hold a party to chase us down? Can we erect another monument?"
Lao Wei sat cross-legged aside and snorted, "We almost have a monument, but you are enough."
Commissioner Huang did not complain, but sighed sadly.
"It's really, really."
Although Lao Wei's words are very straightforward and hurtful, they are reasonable. Do you think he is an employee of the Ministry of Health, how many people can remember him? And build a monument? Who has ever seen a street sweeper?
Erecting a monument.
I estimate that after I die, I will be surrounded by the uncles and aunties from the Ministry of Health. I can miss them when I am exhausted.
What he said was probably, "Oh, it's a pity that Xiaobei left at such a young age. Without him, we would have to do a lot more work."
Haha, life...
Commissioner Huang no longer has any hope for the future.
Lying on the ground with his head in his arms, staring at the dark basement ceiling, Huang Xiaobei murmured, "Oh, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I don't know how the devil's party will treat us, can we leave a whole body?"
?Forget it, don’t think about it anymore, we are all going to die, do we still care about what happens after death? Anyway, it is a pity, but it is a pity that this special commissioner will die young in his prime years. This is really unforgivable...
"
After muttering this, Huang Xiaobei suddenly froze, and then a light flashed in his mind, and his eyes suddenly became bright!
After sitting up from the ground, Commissioner Huang vigorously shook Weslin's arm and shouted excitedly: "Old Wei, I have a solution, I know how we can avoid death!"
"I knew you had a solution, tell me quickly!" Weslin was so excited that he almost cried. He knew that a person like Huang Xiaobei who came from the college headquarters would definitely have a solution.
Huang Xiaobei laughed, then turned to the two brothers on the sofa and shouted shamelessly: "Brother, I rebel, oh no, brother, I rebel! Let me join our evil party, I'm sure
Behave well, you don't need to threaten me, I will tell you everything I know now."
The elder brother of the two brothers looked dumbfounded at Huang Xiaobei, who looked like a traitor.
This thing...this thing is really weird.
Wei Silin was not angry to death with Huang Xiaobei's words, "After a long time of fighting, you have to surrender to the devil! Xiaobei, do you still have the backbone?"
"Nonsence!"
Huang Xiaobei spat angrily, and Dayi Lingran said: "What surrender? It's clearly an uprising. Your bullshit academy deceived me so miserably. I've long wanted to join the righteous demon party! Brother, you two
Brother, let me tell you, the college has to be cleaned once a week, so the devil party just needs to take advantage of the cleaning time to break into the college and save the chickens and dogs."
Having said this, Huang Xiaobei raised his right hand high, "Brother, I will lead the way. When the time comes, I will lead the way for you and ensure that our righteous demon party will completely wipe out the evil academy!"
"Wei, Weslin, hurry up, kill this bastard, don't let him continue to betray the academy's information." Senior Randall took a strong breath and asked Weslin to quickly get rid of Huang Xiaobei, the dead traitor.
Weislin calmly shook his head, "Senior, don't worry, Xiaobei's little information is not as good as what I know."
Faced with Huang Xiaobei, who was telling him that Fanzhuo Academy would be cleaning every few days and what brand of detergent was available in the toilets, the elder brother of the two brothers said with a straight face.
"Can you say something useful?"
Huang Xiaobei ignored Weslin and Randall, looked at the two brothers talking to each other flatteringly, patted his chest and said: "Yes, absolutely yes! Brother, as long as our demon party can accept me, you want
We have all the information. For example, the broom in our college needs to be replaced with a new one every week, the mop also needs a new one every two weeks, and the windows need a new one every month..."
Noticing that the elder brother of the two brothers had a bad look on his face, Huang Xiaobei hurriedly changed his words: "Of course these are not important. The key point is that in the men's bathroom of our college, we often see girls with obesity, and in the women's bathroom, we often see
I didn’t lie to you if you picked up that awesome item. The academy is full of perverts now. As long as the demon party breaks in, the safekeeping will be..."
Listening to Commissioner Huang's so-called important information, the two brothers sighed.
"How great would it be if all of you had the virtue of leading the way like him? Oh, forget it, come on, let me hang him up."
Huang Xiaobei was dumbfounded, "Hang it up, where can you hang it?"
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"Let me go! Big brothers, what are you doing? I've already rebelled, I've joined the devil's party, why are you still beating me!"
After the old beggar's body was untied from the wooden stake, Commissioner Huang hung it up gloriously...
Swinging the whip in his hand, Ge Lao Hui eldest brother whipped the screaming Huang Xiaobei hard.
"What the hell, are you kidding me! How many brooms and mops are exchanged in a month? This is bullshit information!"
"Papa!" Although Commissioner Huang had only been whipped three times, his scream was like killing a pig.
"Brother, this is all I really know. Stop fighting. Brother, please stop fighting now. Give me a chance to think about it. Let me think about it carefully!"
The older brother stopped fighting. Huang Xiaobei closed his eyes tightly, gritted his teeth, and thought desperately about the damn information.
A minute later, Huang Xiaobei slowly opened his eyes and smiled proudly.
"Brother, I remembered, our professor has hemorrhoids!"
"I'll beat you to death!"
"Brother, please spare my life. This is all I really know!"
"Bang bang!" Another two whips were thrown at Commissioner Huang. This time, Commissioner Huang was beaten, making people howl like ghosts and wolves.
Wei Silin leaned on his right hand and lay on the ground, gloating as he watched Huang Xiaobei being beaten, and kept making sarcastic remarks, "Haha, I made you rebel, is that okay now? Alas, Xiaobei, neither of them
What am I telling you? The little information you have is not as good as what I know."
"Shua!" As soon as Weslin finished speaking, two sharp eyes looked at him together.
Looking at the two brothers in front of him, the eldest brother's malicious eyes, Weslin subconsciously sat up from the ground, and said with a trembling wry smile: "I, I was just joking, actually, I don't know anything.
thing."
The elder brother of the two brothers stared at Weslin for a long time, then looked at each other and smiled.
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"I'll get over it! Big brothers, what are you doing? I didn't want to defect to you, so why are you beating me up too!"
Weslin was hung on the stake next to Huang Xiaobei, and was whipped with a whip by the two elder brothers, who insisted on asking something out of Weslin's mouth.
It must be said that it was thanks to Huang Xiaobei's reminder that the elder brother of the two brothers realized that his opportunity to make a contribution had arrived!
"Tell me! If you can't say anything useful today, I will beat you to death!"
Poor Weslin was beaten until he screamed repeatedly.
The handsome face that fascinated thousands of young girls was even covered with runny nose and tears, and he cried miserably.
Not only does it hurt, but it also makes me hate it.
I have such a bad mouth, what am I talking about when it’s okay?
"Hey, brother, please be gentle and stop fighting. I just joined the North American branch last year. I really don't know any valuable information!"
"Huang Xiaobei, you bastard, it's all your fault!"
"It's none of my business, brother, beat him until death. This grandson deserves a beating."
"You two don't even think about running away. We brothers not only want to ask for some information today, but we also have to avenge Brother Feng!"
"Which Brother Feng? We don't know each other at all! Oh my God, Brother Feng, how did we offend you?"
Looking at Wei Silin and Huang Xiaobei who were crying for their father and mother after being whipped, Tang Seng in the cage yawned.
At this time, two sharp eyes suddenly looked at him.
Then........
"Let me go! Why are you beating me? Why are you beating me? I didn't revolt, let alone say anything! Why don't you even let me go!" Hanging with Huang Xiaobei on a wooden stake
Tang Monk, howling like ghosts and wolves.
Huang Xiaobei sighed, "Bald head, bear with it. As the saying goes, a family must be neat and tidy. Look at the three of you, how neat they are."
From the cage on the side, Senior Randall's voice sounded again.
"Come on, it's time to test your willpower."
Huang Xiaobei yelled frantically, "You said you were going to die an hour ago, how can you still talk!"
"I think I can probably hold on for another twenty minutes..."