"You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth~~I love you so much, Supostar!"
The moment he pushed open the presidential suite where Huang Xiaobei and the five people lived, Carl saw a scene that he would never forget.
With his face flushed, smelling of alcohol, Tang Seng took off his clothes and only wore one pair of underpants. He stepped on the coffee table of the presidential suite, with a wine bottle in his left hand and a microphone in his right hand. With the accompaniment playing on the TV, he sang S.H.E's "Super Star".
”, the sound howled by the broken gong’s voice was almost like a wolf coming.
Looking at the empty wine bottles all over the floor in the suite, listening to Tang Monk's howling singing voice, and the overwhelming smell of alcohol that poured in as soon as he opened the door, Carl's brows were frowning!
Is this, is this going out to drink?
Before Karl could say anything, the next second, even more ghostly and howling songs could be heard in the bedroom of the suite.
"The chrysanthemums are broken, the ground is covered with wounds, your damn smile has turned yellow ~ the flowers have fallen to the heart, my thoughts are flowing quietly."
Carl looked over at the source of the singing with a dark face, and saw a drunken Huang Xiaobei hugging Weslin, who had rolled his eyes. The two sat on the edge of the bed, arms around each other, holding a bottle of wine and singing loudly.
"The north wind is turbulent, the night is still young, your shadow keeps cutting, leaving me alone on the lake... Lao Wei, how can the last two words have the same sound? His...
Double~~~~"
"Beautiful, the sound is so neat!" Commissioner Huang raised the bottle and said, drunkenly, "I respect this drink today, Old Wei, let's take one!"
Lao Wei still sang in a daze, "The chrysanthemum is broken, but the butt is full of wounds~ Huh? Cheers, come and go!"
With that said, Huang Xiaobei and Weslin, who were drunk, clinked another drink heavily in front of Karl's black face, and continued to howl their "Chrysanthemum Terrace" after they finished.
Just when Karl couldn't bear it anymore and was about to step forward to wake up the two drunkards, another majestic roar came from behind him.
"Ras vitali ni yi gRushi (When pear blossoms are blooming all over the world)
papleli tumani na dRiekoi (soft gauze floating on the river)"
Shirtless and with explosive muscles, Brother Maozi staggered out of the toilet, holding a mop and singing "Katyusha" as passionately and boldly as a young soldier from the former Soviet Union!
"iusha (Katyusha stands on the steep shore)
na vis na kRutoi (The singing sounds like bright spring sunshine)”
As he sang, Brother Maozi shed tears in his tiger eyes. He roared to the sky, took a mop, rushed to the window, and shouted loudly, "Salute to the great Soviet Union and commemorate that era of steel."
!”
Facing Andreev, who was even more ridiculously drunk, Karl's face was no longer dark, on the contrary, it was blue... while the silver-haired little lolita on the side faced the four people dancing in the room, and
It was fear that grabbed Karl's hand.
"Your master, I worship you. There is no better way, I can only love you, and buy Suposta!"
Elder Tang, who was extremely happy after drinking, blushed, clapped his hands, jumped off the coffee table like a gorilla, and shouted with a smile, "Here, you idiot, jump up!"
"Hey, come on, let's dance! Aren't you all good at singing and dancing? Let's dance!" Brother Maozi burst into tears as he watched Elder Tang pick up his clothes and take the lead in performing the Northeastern Yangko.
, pointed at him in a daze and said, "You can't do that. Let me show you the dance music performed by people in the steel age."
As soon as he finished speaking, Brother Maozi suddenly held his head high, spread his arms out for a moment, and danced the famous Cossack dance like a young and confident Soviet officer.
It is hard to imagine that such a strong person could not show any clumsiness when he danced the dexterous Cossack dance, and it was even extremely light and comfortable. With a clear rhythm and rapid changes in dance steps, he seemed to have really returned to the lively and passionate dance.
era, with a sunny smile on his face,
"Hahaha, this is the dance of people of that era. What is expressed in the dance is nothing else but the confidence and pride of the people of a dragon-like country!"
After a ten-second continuous orgasm, Brother Maozi, who was so drunk that he was shaking when he walked, let out a passionate cry, then squatted down suddenly, placed his hands balanced on his chest, and jumped continuously with his left and right legs, but it was a pity that this
After only performing three classic Cossack dance moves, Brother Maozi sat down on the ground, but he was still laughing as he sat on the ground, laughing like a child.
Listening to the laughter of Brother Maozi, Tang Monk shook off the clothes in his hands and looked up to the sky with a smile, "Hahaha, ahhahahaha!" With his figure shaking, he drank half the bottle of Maotai in his hand, and then
He threw the wine bottle to the ground!
"Come on, dance, indulge! Hahaha, this is the world of mortals, this is sinking, ahahaha, ahahahahaha!"
Looking up at the bright light, Tang Monk's eyes were wandering, with tears in the corners of his eyes, he smiled wantonly and asked the sky.
"What is my way? What is my way? What is it that I ask for!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"What is enlightenment, what is enlightenment? The one who can realize himself, realize others, and achieve perfect enlightenment is a Buddha... Hehehe, everyone in the world is stupid, how can he come to realize himself, how can he awaken others? How can he achieve perfect enlightenment and conduct?
!Haha, no, nothing!! Ah ha ha, ha ha ha ha!"
Tang Seng opened a new bottle of white wine, looked at the liquid in the cup with drunken eyes, his head was shaking, and said, "What does it mean to say that everyone is drunk but I am awake alone? What is the meaning? It is better to sink together and sink together.
Fall!"
"Then you are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth! I love you... Haha, it doesn't matter, nothing matters anymore, let's start, let's start!" Tang Seng sat down on the coffee table and said wantonly
Sing loudly and sink into the world of mortals.
"The dragon has fallen, and that glorious era is over! Everything has turned into bubbles and ceased to exist!" The childlike smile on Brother Maozi's face was gone. He sat on the ground and shouted with tears in his eyes.
, crying still as heartbroken as a child.
"The great Soviet Union, the red earth! Our dream home!"
Qianqian looked at these drunkards with some fear and said, "Senior, why are they drunk like this?"
Karl stared ahead with a gloomy face, arms crossed, crying and laughing, but he kept saying, "I also want to know the reason."
"I love you, I love you, just like a mouse...Old Wei, stand up straight! You are the one who won the third place. Those two bastards in the championship can still howl like ghosts. You, the third place
Don't embarrass me!" At this time, Huang Xiaobei, who was drunk after drinking a bottle and a half of beer, dragged Weslin out of the bedroom. When he saw Karl coming, Huang Xiaobei, who smelled of alcohol, hurried up.
In front of him, he slapped Karl on the chest and said happily.
"Hey, junior, you're here too, you know, we won money today! Donghuang Hotel held a drinking competition, and the four of us won the top three places in one go! We won in total, what a win!
That one..." Huang Xiaobei plucked his fingers with hazy eyes and said, "That one, please let me do the math first. What is the equivalent of twenty plus three plus two?"
Huang Xiaobei speculated for a long time, but couldn't figure out the reason. Finally, he simply waved his hand and said, "Nevermind, I just won a lot of money anyway, hahaha, I'm a fucking salty fish, I won't say anything anymore, tomorrow."
Go on and gamble! I have to bet on a house!"
Hearing this, Karl's face became gloomy to the extreme. He suppressed his anger and spoke in a cold voice, "Senior, I should have told you what will happen today, right? I also told you to be careful, right? You know,
There was a good chance tonight, we might be able to rescue tonight..."
Upon hearing Karl's words, Huang Xiaobei said in a drunken voice, "Why, are you going to fight the Devil's Party tonight? Let's go, let's go now, and see if I don't give those grandsons of the Devil's Party a big mouth."
, they called me grandpa!"
Weslin also shouted in confusion, "Call Grandpa!"
When Brother Maozi heard this, he turned around drunkenly and shouted, "Leave all those bastards of the secret party to me, aren't they just going to beat the Senate? I'll let them taste my punch!"
Tang Monk quickly shouted, "Even if I am a poor monk, I will become the President of the United States!"
Karl couldn't say anything...because these people were no longer drunk, but drunk crazy...
Minding his own business, he dragged the stunned old Wei to Tang Seng and Mao Zi brothers who were singing loudly. Huang Xiaobei threw the dead dog-like Wei Silin to the ground, and then gave Tang Seng and Mao Zi brothers a big mouth.
, after finishing the work, he still said sillyly, "Hey, hey, what's the point of you two singing this? Ghosts can understand it! Come on, let's sing today is a good day. If you don't know how to sing, it's okay.
Son, Boss Huang will teach you!"
The next second, Karl watched helplessly as Tang Monk, Brother Maozi and Huang Xiaobei sang at the top of their lungs that today is a good day, and while they were singing, the three bastards started dancing...
"Today is a good day. Everything you want can come true. Today is a good day..."
Watching the three lunatics clapping and circling around me, dancing and laughing loudly, watching these idiots even hooking their necks, using their big mouths full of alcohol to pull me to sing together,
Karl tried not to be angry, then pushed Tang Seng away and took Qianqian away from this ocean of mental illness.
Before leaving, Karl also called out Wang Erming, who had been hiding in the bathroom and dared not come out. If nothing else, Karl wanted to ask, what the hell is going on, how can he be so virtuous after drinking? Karl knows him.
In the four years since Andreev, I have never seen him drink enough to sing.
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"Manager, that's it. Xiaobei and the others were really awesome tonight. They overwhelmed all the contestants in one breath. In the end, the host was crying and begging them to leave."
After listening to Er Ming's description, Karl sighed deeply and leaned weakly against the wall of the corridor. After finishing his work, he had to listen to the singing voice of ghosts crying and wolf howling coming from the room behind him.
According to Wang Erming, Huang Xiaobei and his gang showed their faces tonight. The three of them drank 70% of the reserved drinks for the competition! Especially Andreev and Tang Seng, each one
Instead of drinking beer, I went for the most expensive liquor and spirits. You know, those people drank liquor and spirits as if they were drinking boiled water.
At that time, seeing that except for Tang Seng and Mao Zi brothers, and the half-dead Weslin, no one could continue to stand, the host rushed up, hugged him and continued to drink 1,800 yuan.
Brother Maozi, who was holding a bottle of whiskey, said with a frightened face, "You win, you win! Stop drinking, leave some for us!"
Yes, I really can’t drink anymore. You must know that Donghuang Hotel holds this kind of competition just for the lively atmosphere. It is completely a loss-making business. Moreover, they did not expect to meet any special gods tonight at the beginning. As a result,
Those high-end drinks and spirits costing thousands of dollars a bottle were put on the competition site, but who would have thought...
Looking at the 1,800 bottles of whiskey on the ground, the manager of the Donghuang Hotel bar almost fainted on the spot. After the last contestant fell, the manager quickly asked people to stop the competition and award awards, otherwise he would let them drink like this.
I have to pay for all my pants.
But Tang Seng was not happy yet. He was dissatisfied when he lost to the Maozi brothers last time, and this time he came to make a comeback! Grabbing the authentic Moutai in his hand, Tang Seng looked up at his bald head and said, "Then who is the champion!"
The host simply stuffed all three checks into Tang Seng's hands and said, "Don't we know each other? Weren't we together? You go back and divide it among yourself, yes, yes, yes, there are three small trophies for you to take back and play with. In addition, we
I’ll give you ten more cases of beer, four bottles of whiskey, five bottles of eaux-de-vie and two bottles of Maotai, do you think that’s okay?”
After listening to Wang Erming's description, Karl covered his forehead and couldn't say a word.
What a group of amazing people... unorganized and undisciplined? No, no, no, they don't even know what organizational discipline is.
Pursing the corner of his mouth, Carl was so angry that he laughed. How should I put it, the reason for the failure of the combat operation was that all the members of his own team were drunk? At this moment, Carl rarely felt that he was still a little young, and the things he had experienced were still
Not enough.
"Okay, I understand. Erming, please go back and take care of them." After saying that, Karl, who was exhausted physically and mentally, looked at Qianqian again and said, "Qianqian, please go back to your room and have a good rest. Maybe tonight
.......Haha, let’s do this for now.”
Qianqian blinked her big eyes and said, "Senior, what about you?"
Karl closed his eyes as if resigned to his fate, "I will stay here to prevent Rowan from leading an attack."
In a word, not only were those bastards too drunk to raid the Demon Party's basement experiment, but Karl also had to keep vigil for them in case Rowan suddenly led someone to attack and wipe out the drunkards in the room behind him.
.......
However, Karl still added reluctantly, "If they can wake up a little before two o'clock in the morning, we still have a chance."
Qianqian pouted, "Then I'll go to bed tonight, they don't seem to be awake."