Sitting blankly on the curb, Huang Xiaobei looked at the passing vehicles in front of him as if petrified. As he watched, Huang Xiaobei's mouth and eyes showed a demented smile.
Oops, my wallet is gone.
Oops, the suitcase is gone too.
Oops, I’m penniless. Haha, okay, that’s great. I’m going to beg for food right now, right?
Well, by the way, this is a dream, right? By the way, this must be a dream, right? Yes, a dream, a dream... Well...
Wiping away his tears, Huang Xiaobei finally broke free from the hallucination.
After taking out the action document from his jacket and writing down the address on it, Commissioner Huang regained his confidence in living after some hard talking.
It's okay, it's okay, it's not a big deal.
Isn’t it just that there is no money? Isn’t the Tianchao branch still there? There must be no problem with food and clothing.
Lost your luggage? It's okay, it's okay, it's not a big deal.
There should be surveillance video nearby. Once you get to the Tianchao branch, call the police as soon as possible. It won't take long to catch those two bastards.
Or just watch the news yourself. If there was a car accident somewhere recently and someone was killed, it was probably those two...
Sitting on the side of the road, Huang Xiaobei closed his eyes and took a deep breath, "It's okay, it's okay, it's not a big deal, it's just a small accident, just a small accident."
"Huang Xiaobei, come on! Although you have lost 10,000 pounds and it is difficult for you to be popular and drink spicy food, at least you are still alive! As long as you get to the Tianchao branch, everything will be fine!"
Don't think I don't know that people from the college headquarters will be well received when they visit branches around the world.
It is said that one time someone from the college went on a business trip to Germany, and the German branch invited this brother to be cool for half a month. When he came back, he had gained almost ten pounds and had to be helped when he walked.
To put it bluntly, if this were in ancient times, Commissioner Huang would have been an imperial envoy from the capital. He would not be afraid of not having the filial piety of a local official, but he would not be able to take it!
Thinking of this, Commissioner Huang couldn't help but sit on the curb and start having a good time. His smile was so eye-catching, and the expression on his face became more and more sick.
"Oh my, what is your Tianchao branch doing? Telling you to just eat and drink as much as you want. Why do you even do this? Oh my, I'm not very good at this. It doesn't matter if you have it or not. Tell me about this and that.
, then I’ll accept it with a smile, but I won’t allow it next time. Look at this, this is too... eh, this looks really good..."
"Ahem." Commissioner Huang coughed awkwardly twice. If nothing unexpected happened, he was daydreaming.
After having enough laughter and fun, Huang Xiaobei finally regained his energy, patted the dust off his buttocks, and walked onto the highway with high spirits as the special commissioner.
What is life? Life is to be enjoyed!
Life without accidents is not called life at all!
"Chinese branch, I, Commissioner Huang, are here! Hurry up and have some good food, drink and hospitality!"
"You must know that I am from the college headquarters. Hahaha, wonderful life, I, Huang Xiaobei, am here! Eat, drink and have fun as usual!"
"Hahaha, ahhahaha!"
Under the setting sun, that high-spirited back figure left future generations with endless sighs.
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"Tell me, if you had told me earlier that I would suffer less, how is your college going to compensate Taoist Master and me?"
Looking at the four pistols on his head, looking at a group of vicious gangsters in front of him, and being pushed to the ground as soon as he entered the room, Commissioner Huang held back his tears and said: "Uncle, this has nothing to do with me.
Ah, I'm here to perform a mission, I didn't know that the college transformed your office building into such a beautiful place!"
Huang Xiaobei regretted very much. He regretted that he had just walked into this office building. He regretted even more that he had accepted this task. He regretted even more that he had been deceived into studying at the college by that evil principal five years ago.
Not long ago, Huang Xiaobei finally found the Tianchao branch. After taking the elevator to the office on the 12th floor of the Tianchao branch, Huang Xiaobei, who was so tired that he almost vomited blood, pushed away without looking at the scene in front of him.
He shouted blindly at the door.
"I'm sent from the college headquarters. Please bring me a glass of water. My dear fellow, I'm tired of this. You don't know that someone robbed me of my wallet and luggage as soon as I got off the plane. I won't say anything else this time.
Your Tianchao branch must at least treat Zhao well..."
In his imagination, the handsome and polite branch members did not appear in front of him, but instead were six gangsters with pistols raised high, fierce looks and angry faces.
Behind the six gangsters stood an old man in Mao suit.
The old man stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window with his back to everyone, and slowly took a puff of the cigarette in his hand. When he heard the sound coming from behind, he threw the cigarette butt on the ground in a leisurely manner.
Turning around slowly, the old man said calmly with a sullen face, squinting his eyes.
"I've been waiting for you for a long time."
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The table was full of bullet holes, the tables and chairs were messed up by the explosion, and only half of the chandelier was left dangling.
The floor-to-ceiling windows in front were all blown to pieces, glass fragments were everywhere on the floor, and gusts of wind blew messy documents everywhere.
The magnificent branch of the Celestial Dynasty that I imagined looked like it had been bombarded with artillery.
The imaginary welcome along the street turned into severe torture, especially the four pistols on his head. Frankly speaking, Commissioner Huang could hardly cry.
"Get down, kneel here! Hold your head with your hands, if you dare to move, I will kill you alive!"
Huang Xiaobei, who was pinned to the ground, screamed repeatedly, "Don't dare to move, absolutely don't dare to move! You guys have misunderstood, misunderstood! I am here to report, and I have never offended you."
"Damn it, there's no misunderstanding, it's your kid who's being arrested!"
"With our office building in such a state, this bullshit academy of yours must have sent someone here to help me!"
Commissioner Huang, whose face was full of tears, raised his head bitterly. What on earth is wrong with him?
Lying on the ground bitterly, Huang Xiaobei begged for mercy loudly to the old man who seemed to be the boss, "Uncle, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I really have nothing to do with this place. I am from the college headquarters, not the Celestial Branch.
It's useless for you to catch me..."
An extremely vicious-looking middle-aged man next to the old man gave Huang Xiaobei a hard slap on the head and cursed: "Fart! They are all in the same place. It doesn't matter if you say it doesn't matter."
The old man waved his hand and said, "Sixth, don't rush into action first, ask the matter clearly before we talk. Don't be afraid, young man, please tell me calmly, we generally don't kill people."
Don’t usually kill people?
Damn, it’s obvious that you want to kill me!
Squinting his cloudy eyes, the old man put his hands behind his back and said loudly: "Young man, don't blame Taoist master for being unreasonable, you know? Last month, your people fought hard here, good guy, it's the hand again.
The grenades are from submachine guns, and the armed police have been summoned by you."
The old man sighed repeatedly.
"Master Dao has been around for so many years, but he has never seen someone so ruthless as someone who takes advantage of others!"
After saying that, the old man raised his eyes and said, "Young man, tell me, which road are you on? Smuggling drugs or reselling arms? Keep three points when you meet with colleagues. Taoist masters still understand this principle."
Huang Xiaobei felt like crying when he heard that. The key thing is, what do you always ask me to say, tell you that the college is a group of vampires? Farewell, I still want to live for a few more years.
That’s not right. Doesn’t it mean that the Tianchao branch just has a communication problem? Doesn’t it look like there’s a communication problem?! It’s obvious that it’s been taken care of by everyone!
Commissioner Huang was pushed to the ground with tears streaming down his face.
Mom, you are lying to me, you are really lying to me! I knew that such good things like eating, drinking and having fun would not be my turn!
God, how cruel am I? That I was deceived by the academy? It’s over, they are definitely determined to sell me!
Well, wait a moment, calm down, yes, yes, be calm, don't panic, think of something useful, think of something useful, yes, yes, I remembered it, a life without accidents is basically... I'll fuck you uncle
Yeah!!!! What's the use of thinking of such deceptive words at this time?! I swear I will never watch any poisonous chicken soup again. Damn it's poisonous. Damn it's so poisonous!!!
Ma Liuye, the middle-aged man who had just kicked Huang Xiaobei, saw that Huang Xiaobei lowered his head and remained silent for a long time. His face turned cold and he said: "Brother, don't talk nonsense to him. This kid is probably a
You are so short-sighted that I think you should be killed immediately."
Commissioner Huang was almost frightened to death. Fortunately, the old man shook his head and said, "Liuzi, it's not good to use a gun. It's easy to get into trouble." After saying that, the old man raised his head and smiled, "It's better to bury it."
"Don't bury it, don't bury it!!!"
Huang Xiaobei was so frightened that he broke his voice. He simply broke away from the control, hugged the old man's thigh, cried and wiped away his tears: "Uncle, don't kill me. I beg you, please don't kill me! You are
I don’t know, I was born with a crow’s mouth and an aura of bad luck. If you kill me, maybe you will be implicated by me!”
Looking down at the pitiful Huang Xiaobei, the old man narrowed his eyes and said in a deep voice: "What about the loss of Master Dao? Moreover, after your people finished fighting, they all ran away. Young man, for your trouble, I said
I have been in this situation for half a month."
Before Huang Xiaobei could say anything, he saw Ma Liuye whispering to the two gangsters on the side, "Be quick with your actions later, and let him dig his own hole."
Huang Xiaobei couldn't care about anything else and said quickly: "Uncle, tell me, as long as you don't bury me, you can do anything!"
The old man nodded calmly and said, "Then give me the money." After speaking, he nodded to Ma Liuye.
Seeing this, Mr. Ma Liu took out his mobile phone and clicked on the calculator. He tapped it and finally said: "Brother, I have calculated it. The cost of renovating the office building, plus the money for smoothing the relationship between us, and other messy things."
, a total of 5.62 million."
The old man pursed his lips towards Huang Xiaobei and said, "Take the money."
When Commissioner Huang heard that it was more than five million, his heart dropped.
Huang Xiaobei wanted to cry but had no tears, and was extremely poor, so he could only continue to mourn, "Uncle, please spare me, I really have no money! You don't know, I was robbed as soon as I got off the plane."
Yes, and they told me that I just came here to eat and drink spicy food, they didn’t tell me to..."
The gangster who was holding a gun to Huang Xiaobei's head went up and kicked him, "Who the hell wants to drink spicy food with you?"
Commissioner Huang almost cried his eyes out. He wiped his tears and said pitifully, "Uncle, you should go to the principal about this, right? They must have money to compensate you."
Mr. Ma Liu went up and slapped you again, "You fart, if we could find you, why would we need to arrest you? I said, boy, you are so cruel. All the calls to you in the UK will not go through. You guys run so fast."
ha!"
At this time, the old man coughed, stretched out his hand and patted Huang Xiaobei's head. A smile suddenly appeared on his calm face, "You don't have any money?"
Huang Xiaobei nodded quickly.
The old man smiled even more happily, "It's okay if you don't have money. Isn't this person still here?"
Huang Xiaobei didn't understand what it meant that this person was still here, but he soon understood.
The next second, I heard the old man shouting loudly: "Come on, take me back to the hotel to work to pay off the debt. When will I pay off the money I owe the Taoist, when will I leave again."
At this moment, Huang Xiaobei was really hopeless.
Hey, this is different from what was promised. Didn’t you say that you would come to China to perform a mission? Why did you become a worker to pay off debts? It’s my turn to repay the debts?
Oh my God, you are really liars, right? You have deceived me into entering the academy for five years just so that I can pay off your debts today!
Huang Xiaobei wiped his tears and said with the last glimmer of hope.
"Uncle, let me ask you weakly, how long do I have to work to pay it back?"
The old man snorted, "Twenty years."
"Ah? Twenty years?! No, I'm not married yet. I can't work for you all my life. Oh my God, you guys are cheating me. Where are all the popular and spicy things you promised me?"
——————The dividing line, although the previous work has loopholes and many immature places, I still hope everyone can read it. (To be continued)