The three hundred and ninety-first chapter is fine
Walking out of the so-called jungle in two steps, Huang Xiaobei stared at the stadium's unique shock-proof large glass in front of him, and then looked at the sign on the glass that prohibited slapping...
Turning his head to look at the big bluestone of the jungle hot spring behind him, the special correspondent scratched his face in surprise and whispered, "I guess he's back, but this place..." The special correspondent rolled his eyes.
, "Why does it look a bit like a zoo?"
The time now is four o'clock in the morning, only a few hours since they disappeared from the Demon Party's underground laboratory, but Huang Xiaobei and the others really spent four days more than ten years ago.
At this moment, appearing in the unknown venue of this city's zoo, Huang Xiaobei held on to the bamboo beside him, carefully observed the dark surroundings, swallowed and said, "It's definitely a zoo if you haven't run away.
I was dragged here by the eldest lady some time ago. Oh my god, why are you here? You said you can come to the zoo, but the key is that you are outside the cage. This is good, just lock me in."
Touching the wet bamboo forest next to him, Huang Xiaobei rolled his eyes slightly and kept thinking, did he want to scream? But no, if the breeder didn't come by then, he would wake up the real owner here.
What to do?
Even if the key keeper comes, how can I explain to them how I got into the cage?
Step by step, he moved to a big bluestone next to him and stared at the gloomy jungle around him. Cold sweat dripped from Huang Xiaobei's forehead one drop after another. He kept praying in his heart, "God bless God bless, best."
The ones locked up are herbivores. If they were carnivores, I would rush here to deliver late-night snacks to people..."
"Huh." The ventilation fan in the venue blew out bursts of cool wind, causing the branches in front of Huang Xiaobei to sway and the fallen leaves to fall. It was at this moment that two green rays of light shimmered in the bushes in the distance.
It flickered.
Seeing this, Huang Xiaobei's eyes were so frightened that he danced and rummaged through things on his body, thinking at the same time, it's over, it's over, the real owner in the cage has found it! It's ruined, it's ruined, the TV station said,
Wild animals have a very strong sense of territory. When they see other creatures, they probably think they are invading! Damn it, if it were a leopard, I would be completely screwed!
After touching for a long time, he finally took out a lighter from his body. The special correspondent burst into tears and said, "Nah, that's a lighter. Why did I find a lighter... I'll bake it and give it to you."
Is it the rhythm of people’s tasting?”
At this time, the green eyes of the animal hiding in the bushes suddenly lit up, and soon, with Huang Xiaobei's fearful eyes, it slowly walked out of the bushes.
Under the dim light in the venue, a large, black and white, extremely round animal walked out of the bushes, flashing its small eyes like black circles. The animal stood motionless in the distance and stared.
With Huang Xiaobei.
When their eyes met, Huang Xiaobei was dumbfounded.
Staring at the black and white, extremely familiar big guy, Huang Xiaobei subconsciously became happy, "Oh, I want to go to the panda? Oh, I want to go to the national treasure? Hey, this place is actually a panda museum, that...
..”
After thinking about the news about wild giant pandas coming down the mountain to eat sheep that I saw on TV when I was a child, and thinking about pandas that are omnivorous animals, the commissioner's eyes became frightened again.
"Nima, don't worry about whether it wants to eat me or not. With a body like this, it will break even if it touches me, right?"
At this moment, the giant panda living in this venue stared at the stranger Huang Xiaobei for a while, then wandered towards Huang Xiaobei. Looking at its naive appearance, Huang Xiaobei touched it.
He leaned against the big bluestone next to him, his legs trembling as he watched the giant panda approach him.
Nothing else, he really didn’t dare to run! You said that as soon as he ran away, this big guy weighing several hundred pounds thought he was playing with it, so he pounced on it, but what should he do? The key is not knowing where to go.
Run...
Soon, the giant panda came to Huang Xiaobei's side. In Huang Xiaobei's astonished eyes, the giant panda stood up as if standing tall, then sat down next to the bluestone with a "pop" and blinked.
With small eyes, he rested his head comfortably on the stone, extremely lazy.
Staring at the obviously unique giant panda next to him, Huang Xiaobei couldn't help but feel a little excited. It's nothing more than a national treasure. He was close to the national treasure and didn't attack him. He just sat on him honestly.
Next to me, when I looked closer, I saw how cute this guy was. He was covered in fluffy hair. Look at the way he rested his head on the stone. He was no different from a human being.
Just when Huang Xiaobei wanted to try to touch the panda, the panda stretched out its big paw and gently pulled the sleeve of Huang Xiaobei's clothes. Huang Xiaobei was stunned when he saw this, thinking that this was going to happen.
Should I sit down too? This guy is really smart. He deserves to be a national treasure!
But when Huang Xiaobei excitedly sat next to the giant panda, a paw holding a Chinese cigarette suddenly stretched out in front of Huang Xiaobei. Looking at Huang Xiaobei beside him, the giant panda held a cigarette in its paw.
He poked his head over and spoke lightly.
"Brother, lend me a fire."
The smile on Huang Xiaobei's face disappeared on the spot.
Three seconds later, when it was confirmed that the panda in front of him was speaking, Huang Xiaobei jumped up with a frightened sound.
"Nima has become a sperm!"
The giant panda looked at him with disdain, "You fart, can you talk if you are not a spirit?"
"Am I going to do the same thing here?" The commissioner's eyes almost popped out of his head.
On the contrary, the giant panda was relatively calm and waved to Huang Xiaobei enthusiastically, "Come on, brother, don't be afraid. Don't worry, I'm a goblin, but I don't eat people or kill people. Just sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, don't be afraid.
I smelled something wrong about your smell, so I thought you were a bit virtuous, so I thought of chatting with you." After saying that, the giant panda raised his big paw holding the cigarette again, "I can borrow a fire by the way.
"
Huang Xiaobei hid behind the bluestone in fear, swallowing his saliva in fear, "Your Majesty, please spare me, Your Majesty, I don't understand anything! I just bumped into your place by accident. You really don't know how to deal with it."
Cannibalism?"
The giant panda held the cigarette and waved his hands disdainfully, "Do people have the fragrance of bamboo? Don't take yourself so seriously. Damn you, you think you are some kind of hot cake."
Huang Xiaobei was told no nonsense by the giant panda. He thought to himself that this guy is indeed a spirit, and he has no power to refute!
Shivering, he sat back down next to the giant panda. Huang Xiaobei respectfully handed over his lighter. The giant panda was not polite either. There was a cigarette in his mouth, and he lowered his head. It was done.
The claws did not forget to surround the lighter to block the wind, showing the virtue of becoming a spirit.
After Huang Xiaobei pressed the lighter, a burst of smoke suddenly came out. The giant panda took a long puff of cigarette comfortably, then crossed his legs and rested his head comfortably on the big bluestone.
Seeing the Smokey Panda skillfully puffing away smoke, Huang Xiaobei murmured in his heart, thinking that this damn must be an old goblin, or an old goblin that has only penetrated into human beings for a long time, otherwise what?
Maybe because he is so proficient in smoking, he is no different from a smoker who has been smoking for decades.
Huang Xiaobei was complaining in his heart when a pack of Chinese suddenly flew into his hand. He saw the panda beside him smoking a cigarette. He waved his big paws boldly and said, "Brother, don't worry, come on, smoke."
One, I will take you out in a while, but as promised, you have to leave the lighter for me."
As he said that, the giant panda sighed with a depressed look on his face, looked up at the big light in the museum at a 45-degree angle and said, "Oh, it's hard to find lighters these days. I haven't smoked a cigarette in more than a month."
, so frustrating.”
Huang Xiaobei was confused when he heard that. He boldly approached the giant panda and said tremblingly, "Brother, aren't you a goblin? Can't you change?"
The giant panda sighed and shook his head, "Do you think that all of us fairies are very lawless? Hey, I want you to watch less TV. We are not so beautiful, and our lives are also miserable."
The giant panda talked eloquently, "Just like you working part-time, we are the same, and it's worse than you. If you don't pay attention, you will be caught by the heaven. How can you dare to use magic indiscriminately."
Huang Xiaobei scratched his head when he heard this and wanted to give him a bottle of beer. This guy probably talked more.
"Ah, yes, this is not easy."
The giant panda held a cigarette in his mouth with great vicissitudes of life and sighed, "Although Heaven has not come down to earth to slay demons for many years, and life has been a little better these years, those grandsons in the Patrol Prison have never rested. I have changed them in the past few years.
I've been to several zoos, and I'm afraid that those grandsons will find me." The giant panda grinned, "Tsk, if I had known I wouldn't have learned to smoke from that silverback back then, it's a good thing that I can't quit now."
As he said that, the giant panda waved the Zhonghua in his hand again, "So do you think it's good to be a fairy? It's really not that good. I got this cigarette from the director of the zoo. Alas, it's a pity. It turns out that
The breeder who raised me was a smoker, and I stole lighters just like drinking water. But recently, I couldn't do it anymore, and he replaced me with a non-smoking girl to take care of me. Hey, to tell you the truth, I don't even have a few Chinese on me.
Already."
Huang Xiaobei thought to himself that you could steal it too, what about Zhonghuadu?
"Brother, are you really a monster?" Huang Xiaobei scratched his head in disbelief.
The giant panda looked at him sideways, "What, it doesn't look like it?"
"It's too weird... No, I want to say, you, why did you come to the zoo? Shouldn't all fairies practice in the wild?"
The giant panda sighed, "Hey, that was in the past. Now that the spiritual energy of the world has dried up, it's useless to practice. There is still some spiritual energy in the deep mountains and old forests, but that little spiritual energy is enough for the little guys. I think it's hard to transform."
It’s too bad, an old guy like me won’t compete with the little guys.”
After saying that, the giant panda held a cigarette, pointed around and said like a leader, "Look how nice it is here. There is food, drink, and people to serve you. There is no zoo in the wild."
At this time, the giant panda raised its head toward Huang Xiaobei in a sultry manner, stuck the ash in his cigarette and said, "Have you ever been abroad?"
Huang Xiaobei was dumbfounded, "You, do you have any experience of going abroad?"
"That's it! The United States and the United Kingdom! I've been to both. Not to mention anything else, I've met a lot of foreign leaders."
Huang Xiaobei scratched his head when he heard this, "Good guy, are you living too cool?"
"Otherwise, why would I be reluctant to leave? Every time it's time to die, I have to turn into a little cub again and come back." The giant panda smoked a cigarette with a weathered look in his eyes.
Huaguoshan is gone, this is the most comfortable time I have experienced in so many years.”
Huang Xiaobei suddenly became interested, "Is there really a Huaguo Mountain? Hey, brother, what is the Monkey King like?"
Hearing this, the giant panda's bright eyes suddenly dimmed. After a long time, it smoked a cigarette and said in a lonely voice.