"Okay, I'm leaving." Huang Xiaobei turned around and was about to run away, but as soon as he took a step, the commissioner turned around and slapped himself, "What a damn instinct!"
Huang Xiaobei walked back majestically. Under the surprised look in the eldest lady's eyes, Huang Xiaobei grabbed the eldest lady's shoulders, then turned around suddenly, pushed the eldest lady's back and sent her away, saying, "Okay, eldest lady."
, stop arguing, just leave quickly, don’t worry, I, Huang Xiaobei, am dying, I can’t die!”
As he spoke, the special correspondent sadly wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Of course, if something unexpected happens, don't forget to come and see me during the holidays. Remember to burn some extra money or something, I'm afraid.
It’s not enough when we get there.”
The eldest lady turned around and saw that Huang Xiaobei, who had always been greedy for life and fearful of death, and was the first to run away, actually took the initiative to block her in front of her today. The eldest lady was touched and said with red eyes, "Huang Xiao M, if you go out
If something goes wrong, people will feel guilty for the rest of their lives, so you'd better leave."
"Damn, why did this come back again! Hurry up, let's go!"
"If you don't like it, just leave!"
"you go!"
"you go!"
"That's enough! Don't let any of you leave today!" The horse demon who couldn't bear it roared, his eyes were blood red with anger, and he raised his gun and cursed, "Let's go, let's go! Did I let you go? Don't let any of you leave today!"
"
Huang Xiaobei couldn't care about anything else. He pushed the eldest lady next to him hard, gritted his teeth and rushed towards the horse demon, "Damn it, eldest lady, if I die, remember to miss me!"
"Bang!" Just as Huang Xiaobei closed his eyes and rushed forward, he desperately opened his arms to hug the horse demon and give the eldest lady a chance to escape. The angry horse demon who was standing in front of him, about to charge with a gun, suddenly said
A large mouthful of blood spurted out, and his whole body fell to the ground more than ten meters behind him as if he had been hit hard.
"Captain!" The other five big monsters screamed in shock, completely confused as to why their commander suddenly flew out from in front of their eyes, as if someone had sneak-attacked him.
At this moment, Huang Xiaobei and the eldest lady looked at each other as they looked stupidly at the majestic and powerful horse demon lying on the ground wailing and vomiting blood.
"Miss, what did you do?"
"I thought it was you."
Just when the two of them were confused, a faint sound of footsteps sounded from behind Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi.
"Don't be afraid, we can all go."
Huang Xiaobei and the eldest lady looked back and saw a white-haired figure walking slowly towards them. The young man who suddenly appeared smiled and waved his hand at Huang Xiaobei and the eldest lady and said, "Old nephew, second uncle
Here you go, don’t worry, you won’t die.”
Huang Xiaobei was stunned for a moment, then he broke down and shouted, "Second uncle? Why are you here, my second uncle! I mean, you don't just stay at home with your second aunt, why are you here looking for death? Are there any fairies here?
ah!"
The young man smiled calmly and said, showing the same nonchalant look he had back then, "Oh, don't be afraid, it's just a goblin. My second uncle even saw Taibai Jinxing back then."
“What the hell??”
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Arriving next to Huang Xiaobei, the white-haired young man looked him up and down. Seeing that Huang Xiaobei had no injuries at all, the young man nodded with satisfaction, "That's right, not a single part is missing. To be honest,
Second uncle is still afraid that he will be late."
Turning his gaze to the eldest lady, the young man's expression was a little complicated, "Well, it's fine that Yiyi is fine. How can I put it, if it weren't for my face, I might still be able to gain some face in heaven, I might not really be able to do it.
I suggest you two be together."
The eldest lady blushed, grabbed the corner of her clothes, and whispered, "Uncle, we don't have it...but do you really know Grandpa Chang Geng?"
The young man raised his head and smiled, "I know him. We were very familiar with him before, but I haven't seen him in the past few years. Haha, he must be embarrassed to come to see me. Well, if you have time, help me bring him something
In short, I... don't hate him, and what happened back then has nothing to do with him..." The young man looked into the distance with a vicissitude in his eyes.
Huang Xiaobei on the side was a little confused when he heard this. Why, his second uncle really had some unusual reactions? Let me go, no, my second uncle is also a Taoist, right?
Huang Xiaobei approached the young man and said furtively, "Second uncle, what's going on with you, you're a cultivator? Are you related to the Heavenly Court?"
The young man waved his hand and said, "Well, how should I put it? I used to be considered a member of the Heavenly Court system, but then I stopped working."
Huang Xiaobei looked confused when he heard this, "Second uncle, don't tell me that you are also a god?"
The young man touched his chin seriously and said, "It probably doesn't count. After all, my body is quite complicated. I don't know if I am a god now. It seems that I am not."
Huang Xiaobei's eyes widened and he couldn't help but lick the corner of his mouth and said, "Second uncle, can I ask when you came?"
"Hey, don't mention it. I could have arrived half an hour ago, but your cousin hasn't finished his English homework. Your second aunt is educating me at home. By the way, you scolded me too. You said this is unlucky.
.Although I was the one who took your cousin to play games at home, but he forgot about his homework." The young man shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly, "My nephew is not afraid of your jokes. As long as he doesn't do his homework, everything will be fine for our family.
"
Huang Xiaobei stared at the young man for a long time, and finally said weakly, "Second uncle, when did you go out and come here?"
The young man thought for a moment, "Five minutes ago, right? Yes, at that time your cousin had just memorized twenty-six letters."
"Isn't this damn god a god? This damn boy came to us from the next city in five minutes. Second uncle, you are indeed a god, right? Do you have any fairy roots in your family?!"
Facing Huang Xiaobei who hugged him with great excitement, the young man quickly waved his hands and said, "Hey, nephew, calm down, being a god is really not that good. Okay, okay, hurry up and drive away. Those grandsons on the opposite side are still here."
What are you looking at? Second uncle will take care of them and tell you in detail."
After finally pushing Huang Xiaobei away from him, the young man adjusted his clothes and said that this boy looked a bit like him when he was young. Not to mention, the thickness of his face was extraordinary.
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He turned his gaze to the five big demons who were watching and surrounding them. After seeing the five big demons exchanging glances with each other, they seemed to be about to rush forward. The young man suddenly touched his head at a loss and asked, "What happened just now?"
Are you going to hit me? Just give me a slap, right? Well, it seems so."
The five big demons stared at the young man with a strange look. Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi looked at the young man in a mysterious way and muttered to themselves.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Just wait and see!" A dog demon, holding a machete in his hand, took the lead and rushed towards the young man.
Seeing this, the young man pushed his right palm forward slightly, and the dog demon immediately waved his sword to block it!
"Huh?" Five seconds later, the dog demon who had no feeling at all opened his eyes suspiciously and looked at the young man with fair features and white hair in front of him who was smiling awkwardly at him. The dog demon's heart suddenly burned.
Anger arose.
"Play with me, right? Look at the knife!"
"Ah!" As soon as the dog demon finished speaking, the horse demon lying far away suddenly seemed to have been slapped again. A large mouthful of blood spurted out from his mouth again. Lying on the ground, he collapsed and hugged his right leg and shouted.
He said, "My legs, I can travel thousands of miles every day!"
Seeing that the young man seemed to have broken the right leg of his team leader with one palm, the dog demon dropped the knife in his hand to the ground in fright. The other four demons also looked at the confused young man in surprise.
I thought to myself, good guy, this is a big one! Instead of killing A Quan, he gave it to the corps commander. This is really trying to scare us!
Seeing that the young man seemed to have taken action, Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi were also dumbfounded. The special commissioner didn't know whether to applaud or what to do, so he could only scratch his head and said, "Second uncle, you,
You can do this, is this a move to hit a cow from across the mountain? Good guy, you are amazing!"
On the other hand, when the young man saw that the horse demon had hit him again for some reason, he scratched his head in confusion and said, "No, why is he injured again? The target was obviously the dog?"
Thinking of this, the young man slapped a vixen next to him again.
"Ah!" The horse demon spewed out a mouthful of blood again, and hugged his left arm in despair, "My hand, my powerful left hand!"
"Forehead
....." The young man's eyes became even more confused, staring at his palms helplessly, "What the hell? This time the target is a fox, why is that horse still unlucky?"
Huang Xiaobei came to his senses at this time, ran up behind the young man, stabbed him a few times and said, "Second uncle, what's going on with you? Has that horse ever offended you? Why do you keep beating him?"
Isn’t it bad to hit others?”
The young man grinned, threw his head back in embarrassment, and said, "Old nephew, to be honest, my second uncle has always been targeting other people, but I just don't know why that horse demon always has bad luck."
Huang Xiaobei's eyes widened when he heard this. After a while, the special commissioner slapped his forehead and said, "Sir, you are truly my second uncle. Why do you two have exactly the same urine!"
"Old nephew, what are you talking about?"
Huang Xiaobei sighed and waved his hands, "Nothing, nothing, that second uncle..." Before he finished speaking, Huang Xiaobei and the young man suddenly felt a shadow above their heads. They looked up.
They saw a figure falling rapidly from the sky like a meteor and landing in front of them.
"Boom!" The figure fell heavily to the ground, and a big hole was immediately made in front of Huang Xiaobei and the young man. Among the dust and rubble raised by the explosion, Huang Xiaobei and the young man looked equally confused.
Two big faces.
Soon, the smoke gradually dissipated. Huang Xiaobei, the young man, and Miss Yiyi looked down and saw Ding Chou Shen, who was in ragged clothes, covered in blood and with a thin sword stuck in his chest, lying on the bed beside him.
In the deep pit that he made himself.
Feeling Ding Chou God's gradually weakening breathing, even the eldest lady can clearly feel that Ding Chou God's soul is collapsing at this moment!
Soon, Huang Xiaobei and the others looked up slightly, and saw Snake Ming slowly falling from the sky, his cold eyes scanning Huang Xiaobei and the others like poisonous snakes.
"Brush!" The thin sword inserted in Ding Chou God's chest was taken back by She Ming's gentle wave.
Sweeping the long sword, Snake Ming stuck out his red tongue and said, "Now, it's your turn."