After spending 2,000 yuan to buy two bottles of high-end liquor from Huang Xiaobei, the middle-aged man quickly disappeared in the crowd, leaving only Huang Xiaobei looking at the uncle's back gratefully, feeling in his heart
I think this uncle is really a good person. He bought two bottles of the most expensive liquor in his store at one go. Well, if he knew that I sold 800 yuan of wine to him for 1,000 yuan, he couldn't come back and return it, right?
Well, that's not possible. After all, the hotel still sells for one thousand and two dollars. This uncle probably doesn't know the real price.
What Huang Xiaobei didn't know was that the middle-aged people could clearly hear what he was thinking from the beginning to the end. Even when he was wondering whether he wanted a hundred or two hundred more from him, the middle-aged people could hear him clearly.
What Huang Xiaobei didn't even know was that the middle-aged man he cheated out of an extra four hundred yuan was Miss Yiyi's biological father, the current Jade Emperor.
One of the purposes of his coming down to earth this time was to see Huang Xiaobei, who was married to his daughter Yiyi. Well, the Jade Emperor said it was okay. Thousands of years ago, Huang Xiaobei would have been wiped out by him at best.
And so on, he is still a good backup son-in-law.
Since experiencing the catastrophe of Yang Jian's mother, the Jade Emperor's Taoist heart has also improved to a higher level. His current cultivation level is all related to that catastrophe, especially when he saw Yang Jian,
The Jade Emperor had children with the Queen Mother, and his Taoist mind became more open-minded and perfect.
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At the same time, at Guanjiangkou, Yang Jian's home.
Miss Yiyi, who was wearing a white shirt and blue jeans, was sitting in the living room of an antique villa. She was holding a mini version of the Roaring Dog that had shrunk several times. She was petting the puppy's head in boredom, and then grabbed the dog next to her.
Ao Tianying rubbed his little head hard several times, and finally the eldest lady lay down in front of the tea table in boredom, staring at Erlang Zhenjun opposite who was holding an ancient book and drinking tea quietly and said, "Second brother, it's so boring, people want to
Go out and play.”
Erlang Zhenjun, who had sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, was wearing only a black shirt at home, staring at the books in his hands, and said without raising his head, "Didn't your sister-in-law go shopping with you yesterday? She also bought a lot of useless things.
thing."
After saying that, Erlang Shen rarely gave his sister a serious face and said, "In addition, Yiyi, just like some things if you like them yourself. Don't always share them with your sister-in-law. She is already enough to give the second brother a headache, and you still teach her."
There are so many messy things, do you want your second brother to live in pain for the rest of his life?"
After thinking about it, he kept shouting that he wanted to hit the male partner, and was still discussing with himself in bed at night whether he was attacking or receiving his wife. Erlangshen's face couldn't help but darken, and it was so dark that he called it ridiculous. He was really beating up the young lady.
There is a whole heart to eat.
Seeing this, Miss Yiyi stuck out her tongue in fear, "I didn't do anything. My sister-in-law asked me what book I was reading, so I just showed it to her. Besides, second brother, you are treating me and my sister-in-law."
The book has been confiscated, what else do you want to do?"
Erlang Shen sighed with a headache, "I really don't know how my aunt takes care of you. When I saw you six hundred years ago, you were still very well-behaved and obedient."
Miss Yiyi raised her little head proudly, "I am very obedient now." After saying that, the eldest daughter ran to Zhenjun Erlang, patted his back in anticipation and said, "Second brother, second brother
Brother, please, please let me go out to play, I just want to go out and get some fresh air."
Erlangshen drank tea and said calmly, "Do you want to go out to play, or go find that boy?"
Miss Yiyi puffed up her mouth in displeasure, "You just want to go out and have fun? Besides, I have been staying at your place for more than a month. Huang Xiao M hasn't seen me for such a long time. I don't know if it will happen."
It will be seduced away by others, so I have to go back and take a look."
Erlang Shen poured himself another cup of tea and said expressionlessly, "If that boy is seduced away by someone else after not seeing him for a month, it seems there is nothing worth remembering."
Miss Yiyi pinched the Roaring Dog's ears hard. Although the Da Luo Tianxian-level Roaring Dog felt no pain, in order to cooperate with the eldest lady, she had to make a whimpering look of pain, otherwise she would not react at all.
No, hard times are waiting for him behind.
"Although I trust Huang Xiao M very much, that guy is a pervert. As long as a girl comes to deliver the goods, there is no guarantee that he will not be seduced. You must go back and supervise him!"
Erlang Shen shook his head, "Do you need me to tell you what that kid is like? You just miss him, and you don't want to tell the truth to your second brother."
Miss Yiyi blushed greatly, "No, I don't miss him. Besides, it is against the laws of heaven for gods to fall in love. I don't want to be caught and spanked by my father."
Erlang Shen looked at his favorite little sister and said sternly, "The Jade Emperor doesn't pay much attention to such love affairs now. If nothing else, your seventh sister got married to Dong Yong privately back then. He has been waiting for Dong Yong for a hundred years."
Then I took your seventh sister back to heaven, and the punishment was just a hundred years of confinement, so what else do you have to fear?"
The eldest lady stared at Er Langshen suspiciously, "Second brother, why do you feel like you are not opposed to my falling in love? I thought you would fall in love with me like my father."
Erlang Shen looked at his silly sister coldly, "You girl, my second brother has been married for thousands of years, why should I care about your affairs? If you really like someone, your second brother won't stop you, there is only one word of love.
It is difficult to let go. If you don't understand it, it will be of great help to your Taoist heart. Of course, even if you want to understand it, that person must be liked by my second brother."
Miss Yiyi said with bright eyes, "Second brother, do you think Huang Xiao M is good?"
Erlang Shen shook his head without any hesitation, "I don't like it."
Miss Yiyi pursed her lips in disappointment, "Well, although Little M is very nice and obedient to me, there are some things that are really impossible for you, the God of War of the Three Realms, to like."
Erlang sipped the fragrant tea and said, "It can't be said that I don't like him. There are still many redeeming qualities about that boy. If there weren't so many people around him, I wouldn't mind teaching him how to practice."
Miss Yiyi nodded her little head, "Indeed, behind that sister is Emperor Ziwei. Under his command are 360,000 heavenly troops and the Nine Stars of the North Pole. Any Nine Stars of the North Pole will be shocked when they see Huang Xiao M.
He is heavily protected, and Huang Xiao M’s uncle is that person, so there are too many extraordinary beings around him.”
As she spoke, the eldest lady shook her head in distress and said, "It turns out that he is still so weak. No one has taught him how to practice. Second brother, why don't you go teach him and make him become very strong in the future?"
Are you here to chase someone?"
Erlang Shen thought for a while and said, "Forget it, if you teach him too much about cause and effect, you can't guarantee what kind of disaster will happen in the future. But if you just want to be with him, then it doesn't matter even if he is weak, even if your affairs cause trouble in the three realms.
It’s okay to know. Regardless of what will happen to Emperor Ziwei, his uncle is enough to make the gods in heaven sell him a penny."
Miss Yiyi blinked her big eyes, looked at Erlang Zhenjun pitifully and said, "Second brother, can I go and play with Huang Xiao M?"
"no."
Miss Yiyi said coquettishly, "Why why? Didn't you promise to support me? Why don't you let me go?"
"Second brother will always support you. If the Jade Emperor goes to war over love again in the future, second brother will not mind fighting in the Lingxiao Palace again for you." After saying in a cold voice, Erlang Shen picked up the three-pointed two-edged sword beside the table.
The black fan nodded Miss Yiyi's little head, "But you can't go out now. The catastrophe of heaven and earth is coming, and the monsters in the world are already ready to move. If you go out, it's hard for me to guarantee what will happen, so for your sake
For your own safety, stay at home."
Miss Yiyi lay on the table in grievance and sniffed, "Oh, that's fine, but second brother, when are you going to go out and do business? Haven't you always led the grass-headed gods to hunt down the ancient demon court's army and
Are you evil demons? Why haven’t you gone out recently?”
Erlang Shen made tea and shook his head and said, "Don't even think about sneaking away while I'm not around. Neither Roaring Sky Dog nor Ao Tianying is stronger than you. Even if they are persuaded by you, there are still six thousand grass-headed gods guarding the house.
, even if you can escape them, I have already informed the 50,000 heavenly troops stationed at Guanjiangkou about your arrival, and they are guarding you even harder than before, so don't even think about sneaking away."
In the eldest lady's bitter eyes, Erlang Shen nodded and said, "Well, if you can fight out alive, the second brother will not object to where you go to play. After all, that will show that you already have a strong cultivation level."
, enough to protect yourself in these three realms."
Miss Yiyi curled her lips and said, "You're trying to trick people into practicing again. No, it's more interesting to watch anime."
Erlangshen sighed helplessly, "If you really have nothing to do, go and help your sister-in-law cook. You have been married to me for thousands of years and you still can't cook a decent meal. How can you be decent?" Erlangshen glanced at the eldest lady and said,
"Isn't my aunt very good at cooking? You've learned a lot over the years, right? Go and help your sister-in-law if you have nothing to do."
Hearing this, the eldest lady's eyes lit up and she said eagerly, "Really? Second brother, are you really willing to let me cook?"
Erlangshen nodded, "I've wanted to try your girl's cooking for a long time, but I've been here for so long and still refuse to cook for my second brother. My second brother is a little angry."
Miss Yiyi instantly regained her high fighting spirit, stood up and clenched her fists and said, "No problem, second brother, I will cook you a delicious meal for noon today. I have reached the semi-finals of the cooking competition."
Erlang Shen, who had no idea what kind of decision he had made, waved his hand calmly, "Go ahead and teach your sister-in-law more by the way. I have been working for thousands of years and still can't cook a delicious meal. I really don't know why I married her back then."
Hearing this, Miss Yiyi smiled sweetly, "Second brother, please stop holding on to me. It's not like I can't see how much you love your sister-in-law. Back then, you dared to face hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals all by yourself for your sister-in-law's sake. Now you're just here."
Am I just a bit embarrassed here?"
Erlang Shen glared at her, and then sighed helplessly, "Go and cook quickly. If what you eat today is not good, don't even think about going shopping these days."
"Oh, okay, but second brother, you still didn't tell me why you stayed at home and didn't go out recently."
Hearing this, Erlangshen held the tea cup with his hand slightly.