Walking into the garden of the villa, Huang Xiaobei saw that Li Laosi was being beaten and scolded by his second uncle, sitting aside and washing clothes. From time to time, he showed a few miserable and flattering smiles to Huang Xiaowei. Huang Xiaowei was a little bit
She didn't give him any good looks, she pointed at the dirty clothes on the floor beside her and cursed, "Wash it for me, wash it well. If you can't wash it well, just go and live somewhere else! Damn it, it's free.
Even if you drink it, you have turned my house into a garbage den. No one can enter your house for three days, and it attracts flies!"
Li Laosi was washing the clothes and said with a smile, "I haven't had a bath in many years. Isn't it normal to attract flies? Besides, Xiaowei, what is the fourth master's status? How can he wash clothes?"
"I don't know how to study! If I don't wash well tonight, I won't have food to eat! Damn it, my son is sick and vomited, and I haven't even settled the debt with you yet."
"Okay, okay, I'll wash, I'll wash. I can't be missing out on this big meal at noon." The old guy smiled sadly, but as soon as he turned around, Li Laosi saw Huang Xiaobei and the others walking in.
In the garden of the villa, the old guy's eyes widened in excitement, and regardless of Huang Xiaowei's scolding behind him, he rushed towards King Li Tianwang.
"Oh my God, you are meeting your relatives! Why did you come here?" Li Laosi, who came to Li Tianwang and burst into tears with excitement, first smiled flatteringly at Miss Yiyi and said, "I've seen you before.
Fifth Princess, oh my, Fifth Princess is beautiful again, she is simply the most beautiful girl in heaven."
Miss Yiyi smiled sheepishly, "There is no more Grandpa Chang Geng."
Li Laosi nodded again to the third prince Nezha, "Not bad, the third prince is wearing very fashionable clothes. Wait, the fourth master also received a second-hand LV earphone two days ago. It is definitely better than what you have hanging around your neck.
It’s holding well.”
Nezha scratched his face in confusion, what is LV?
Finally, after the greetings were almost complete, Li Laosi took Li Tianwang's hand, squeezed it hard twice, and said with tears in his eyes, "It's good to come, it's good to come, hurry up, do the laundry
Go ahead."
Seeing Li Laosi solemnly handing the dirty clothes in his hand to him, King Li looked embarrassed and thought to himself, "Can you save some face for me? Am I, King Tota, shameless?"
Seeing Li Jing's reluctance, Li Laosi immediately rubbed his teeth, looked up and down at Li Jing and said, "Why, you are unwilling? Well, then I won't have to worry about it. King Li Tian will come to you. I will return to heaven and your majesty later."
Let’s talk about how brave King Li Tianwang of Nantianmen Tower is. During the battle with Huaguoshan, even His Majesty’s imperial generals lost eight people. After so many years, His Majesty still let His Majesty handle this matter.
You know, you know."
Li Jing grabbed the dirty clothes and said with a resigned face, "I'll wash it, I'll wash it."
"Hey, is this right?" Li Laosi stroked the dirty goatee on his chin with satisfaction and said with a smile, "Even though King Li Tian has become a very popular minister, the fourth master has to wash clothes, clean up the house and take care of the children.
, are you taller or something? Is it possible that you are better than Fourth Master?"
Li Tianwang hurriedly nodded and bowed, laughing endlessly, "No, no, the little god has always admired Xingjun very much. Xingjun can also be called a role model for all the gods in heaven. Who in heaven doesn't know that Taibai Xingjun is the one whom His Majesty most trusts and relies on?"
Man, many catastrophes in the Three Realms throughout the ages can only be resolved with the strategies of Lord Xing. Lord Taibai Xing is truly a role model for the Three Realms."
Huang Xiaobei looked on and grinned, muttering in a low voice, "Isn't this flattery too disgusting? I didn't realize it before, but it turns out that Li Tianwang is also so good at flattering horses. I thought he was the kind of person who can't get rid of the dirt in his eyes.
Where are the people."
Miss Yiyi shrugged her shoulders helplessly, "There is no way. Who can let Grandpa Chang Geng know the thoughts of his father-to-be the best? There is really no god in heaven who is not afraid of him."
Huang Xiaobei thought for a moment that his second uncle had just trained Li Laosi like a dog, and couldn't help but nodded, thinking that if Li Laosi could rank fourth in heaven, how could his second uncle compete for the top spot?
Third, after all, in order to train the fourth child into that kind of virtue, the first three must have a place with the second uncle. Well, they must hug the second uncle's thigh tightly.
Li Laosi was quite satisfied with being flattered by King Li. At least he showed a smile on the surface and said, "Okay, stop shooting. This is what Fourth Master does. No matter how good you are at taking pictures, you can still have Fourth Master and me."
?Hurry up and do the laundry, don't try to delay it, Fourth Master is more familiar with this trick than you are."
Li Jing cursed secretly, but had no choice but to sigh and sit down in Li Laosi's seat. Just like that, Li Tianwang, who was wearing a high-end suit, was sitting on a small bench washing clothes like a long-term worker, with someone standing next to him.
Li Laosi was sipping tea and looked like a wealthy and virtuous landlord.
Seeing Li Laosi looking at himself washing clothes with satisfaction, Li Jing couldn't help but smile awkwardly and said, "That Mr. Taibai Xing came here today to bother me about something trivial. It's the matter of General Kuncheng. Oh no.
It is the little god who has apologized to you. After all, you also know that this Kuncheng is too hot-tempered, but he can't stand it. He has many military exploits. He has spent his whole life fighting for me in heaven. Looking at his hard work over the years, your lord,
There are a lot of them, so raise your hand."
Hearing this, Li Laosi snorted coldly, "Raise your hand? Okay, then your Nantianmen's salary this year will also be reduced by 30%. Oh, King Li Tianwang's family is so rich, he won't cause a small thing like a mutiny, right?"
Li Jing scolded Mr. Li eight hundred times in his heart, but on the surface he could only say flatteringly, "Hey, Mr. Xing, why are you doing this? We both have the surname Li, maybe we are related to each other.
Of course, what happened this time is my Nantianmen’s fault, so Xiao Shen will strictly restrain his subordinates when he returns."
Old God Li Laosi listened attentively and said calmly, "Well, you are a bit apologetic. Oh, you still want to use your military exploits to suppress the Fourth Master? Why don't you go out and ask around? A bastard like the Fourth Master is in heaven.
His reputation here is almost the same as that of Qin Hui in the mortal world. For a traitor like Fourth Master who is so shameless, how can he kill a loyal minister without raising his hand? You, Li Jing, have been with me for so long after all, and you can’t even understand this.
?”
Huang Xiaowei looked aside for a long time, touched his chin and sighed, "I knew you were shameless, but I didn't expect you to be so shameless. This is the first time I've seen someone compare myself to Qin Hui."
Li Laosi waved his hand, "Xiaowei, don't make trouble, the Fourth Master is taking it out on you." After saying that, Li Laosi rubbed his fingers towards Li Jing. The meaning was very simple, if you offend the Fourth Master, don't expect to say anything with red lips and white teeth.
It's over in a few words. Hurry up and bring it up Xiaojing.
Seeing this, Li Jing sighed in his heart, knowing that if there was no blood today, the matter would not be finished. Li Tianwang gritted his teeth and put his hand in Li Laosi's palm. After a golden light flashed, Li Tianwang
The fourth child stared at King Li Tian with disgust and said, "Let me tell you, even if the fourth master is dressed like a beggar, you really treat the fourth master as a beggar and send him away? Is the fourth master worth this?"
Li Jing gritted his teeth and put his hand in Li Laosi's palm again. After the golden light passed, Li Laosi was still dissatisfied, "I said that you, Li Tianwang, are prosperous in heaven. You are from all kinds of immortal families."
I have been filial to you for thousands of years. I heard that there are two treasure houses, but you are so stingy in taking action? Okay, okay, then the Fourth Master will not do it for you when Nantianmen lost His Majesty’s tribute four hundred years ago.
It’s pressed.”
Li Jing clenched his fists fiercely, and after weighing for a long time, Li Tianwang, who gritted his teeth, put his hand in Li Laosi's palm with tears in his eyes, and said sadly, "Xingjun, this time it's true.
It’s gone!”
Weighing the divine object in his palm, Li Laosi nodded thoughtfully, "Well, yes, is this called sincerity? Okay, let this matter go as it is, but remember, go back and take care of it."
Good to your subordinates, don't let Fourth Master hear any disrespectful words again. Remember, Fourth Master is a villain and he holds a grudge."
Li Laosi touched his chin, "But in order to ensure that these things don't happen in the future, how about you, Li Tianwang, arrange a military parade for Fourth Master and me in two days? Fourth Master, on behalf of His Majesty, give a good review of our Nantianmen battle division.
Well, what does King Li Tian want?"
Li Jing wiped the cold sweat from his forehead madly and smiled bitterly, "The little god will make arrangements now, and Xingjun will be satisfied by then."
"Well, that's right. By the way, it's possible that we two are from the same family. Don't tell me, they look quite similar!" After that, Li Laosi took out a small wooden box from Li Jing's filial piety just now, smiling.
He handed it to Nezha and said, "Come on, Third Prince, we are all a family. Then Fourth Master, don't be too stingy. Put it away quickly. Fourth Master will give you money to buy candies."
Nezha took it with a bit of disgust, cupped his hands and said, "Thank you Xingjun."
"Oh, this child, after he was born, he was called grandpa."
The muscles on Nezha's face twitched, and under Li Jing's frantic hints and eyebrows, he reluctantly muttered, "Grandpa, grandpa..."
"Hey, this kid is good and handsome. He really looks like Fourth Master when I was young." After finishing the courtesy, Li Laosi also put his hands behind his back and said, "Okay, let's get down to business. What are you here for this time?
?”
Just as Li Jing was about to speak, he saw Nezha staring at him with a look of disgust on his face. Li Tianwang hurriedly took out the Tota King's majesty and said, "Nezha, you are still young, you will understand these things when you grow up.
, as a father, there is nothing he can do about it, human beings are so sophisticated."
Nezha rolled his eyes.
Next, Li Tianwang emphatically talked about what happened. When he heard that Fuxi's bones were buried here, Li Laosi's eyes widened and he looked at Huang Xiaowei in disbelief and said, "Xiaowei, it's true.
Yours, how did you buy this house? You just bought the place where the Emperor Fuxi died in battle. Tsk, no wonder you are so rich. Your old nephew is a descendant of the Emperor, so he must have gotten involved with them.
The light in the home is so developed."
"Go away, don't you know how I got so rich!" Huang Xiaowei cursed, then looked at Huang Xiaobei, "Old nephew, go get it. Do you need help from my second uncle?"
"Um, second uncle, actually I don't know how to get it..." Huang Xiaobei scratched his head in embarrassment.
Li Laosi looked at Li Jing, "Are you sure that the Innate Bagua Formation still exists? After so many years, even the formations left by the Human Emperor Fuxi should have returned to dust long ago, right?"
Li Jing shook his head sternly, "Xingjun, if it were other formations, they might not have existed after hundreds of thousands of years. But Xingjun, what is the Human Emperor Fuxi's Innate Bagua Array? That is the Human Emperor himself.
A great formation made of flesh and blood plus the power of heaven and earth, it is absolutely impossible for this great formation to disappear due to the passage of time."
Li Laosi nodded, "That's right," but after saying that, Li Laosi was suddenly stunned for a moment. He felt that something was not right. After a while, Li Laosi suddenly understood everything and his eyes widened.
He closed his eyes and said with an extremely trembling voice, "Wait a minute, back then, the Human Emperor had already suppressed three famous kings of the Saint Realm of the Monster Race and an army of hundreds of thousands of Monster Races. Don't tell me.
, those people may still be alive today!”
Li Jing nodded, "Yes, so the little god didn't come alone this time."
After finishing his words, Li Jing waved his hand suddenly, "Line up!"
"Nuo!" At this moment, a majestic roar sounded from the air. Huang Xiaobei and others looked up and saw 50,000 heavenly soldiers and generals standing ready in the air. In addition, there were also the four heavenly kings, Jiu Yao and others.