Buddha? What is Buddha? Objectively speaking, it is probably a kind of belief in people's hearts.
In the inherent image, the gods and Buddhas we know are all high and mighty. Some of them are cold, some are majestic. In short, they are all high and mighty. They can save people in life and death situations. We assholes can only bow our heads.
Worship.
But who has ever seen the Buddha with a short-sighted mind?
Well, here is one.
Give a brief introduction.
Tang Monk, also known as Tang Xuanzang, also known as Tang Elder. Needless to say, this dear man’s name goes without saying. His story is well-known to every household.
But as a monk and a Buddha, Elder Tang actually relied on a dish to become famous throughout the ages...Ah, of course, this dish was himself.
I have to say this is a shame.
There is no way, whenever the world mentions him, the first thing that comes to mind is basically not Elder Tang's distinguished life experience, nor his perseverance in seeking the true scriptures, nor his eyes that have been blind for a long time, but that famous dish through the ages.
"Tang Monk Meat!" The main ingredient is taken from Elder Tang himself.
As a monk, Elder Tang has led the food industry for thousands of years, which has to be said to be a miracle.
Throughout the ages, countless monsters and ghosts have come one after another, even if they risk their lives, they want to eat this famous dish through the ages. This is still the case even today.
At the twelfth seminar of the "Tang Monk Friendship Association" not long ago, the president of the association together with all the members made a clear statement.
"Even if Elder Tang has become a Buddha, we will never give up and vow to eat Monk Tang's meat! In addition, we should not try to seduce him in the future. Elder Tang is probably blind. I hope the female members will take care of themselves."
"The current suggestion is to lay a trap, preferably one that allows him to jump into the pot by himself. According to the investigation, after becoming a Buddha, Elder Tang began to be careless."
To say that Elder Tang is short-sighted, well, that's pretty reliable, but if you say that he is blind, then the person who said this must have been blind for a while.
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The green luan is paired, the colorful phoenix is in pairs, the chanting of Sanskrit is singing, and the pagoda is in full display.
In the Daleiyin Temple of Lingshan, shrouded in the auspicious light of Buddha.
The giant golden Buddha sat cross-legged and meditated on the lotus platform, with one hand clasped together and his lips slightly opened. Golden Sanskrit words came out of his mouth one after another. The Buddha's shining face was filled with compassion.
Today is the day when the Buddha lectures on the Sutra. What he talks about today is the Avatamsaka Sutra. From the beginning to the present, the Buddha has been teaching it for four full days.
Below the two sides of Daleiyin Temple, three thousand Buddhas concentrated their attention and listened quietly to the Buddha's teachings.
Some people put their palms together and chant the Buddha's name in a low voice whenever they hear something wonderful.
Some people close their eyes tightly and do not comment.
Some people expose their breasts and laugh all the time.
Some people look up to the Buddha, their eyes turn, their brows furrow, and they think carefully.
Some people's faces are full of beauty, and their eyebrows are expressing affection...Huh? Two eyebrows are expressing affection? There seems to be something wrong.
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Behind the troubled Guanyin Bodhisattva, Tang Monk, who was wearing a brocade cassock and had a very handsome face, even winked and talked about Guanyin Bodhisattva on this extremely solemn and solemn day of sermon.
"Hey, Sister Guanyin, if you have time later, why don't we go have a meal together?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head and pretended not to hear.
Don’t give up if something is out of stock.
"Sister Guanyin, your long hair is getting more and more flowing, can you give me some more?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva still ignored him.
"Sister Guanyin, you..."
Just when Master Guanyin was extremely annoyed by the two hundred and fifty, the Buddha on the lotus throne suddenly stopped preaching, looked at the two hundred and fifty with a half-smile, and then said loudly.
"Seven years have passed since the end of the First World War in the lower world. Neither my Buddhist sect nor the vitality of heaven has been restored. Recently, the poor monk heard that demons are rampant in the lower world and the mortal world is suffering unspeakably. I need someone to take my Buddhist sect's place.
Are you willing to go to the lower realm to subjugate demons and worship the Buddha of Sandalwood Merit?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the three thousand Buddhas all looked at the famous Sandalwood Buddha of Merit and Virtue who had caused countless troubles.
Facing the gazes of the Buddhas, Tang Monk scratched his bald head blankly, "Ah? Going down to earth? What are you doing?"
Buddha said with a smile on his face, "Guess."
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Tang Seng, who was leaning forward on the traffic light on the side of the road, opened his eyes in a daze, and at the same time, there were strange comments coming from his ears.
"How do you think he got up there?"
"It's hard to say, but looking at his fair and clean appearance, he doesn't look like the kind of ascetic hater who knows a little bit of kung fu, right?"
"Hey, yo, wake up, master, may I ask, how did you get up there?"
Tang Seng, who was sitting at the traffic light, looked at the dozens of onlookers below with a confused look on his face and blinked.
Me, where am I?
"Master, what are you talking about, master? How did you get up there? Did you come out of that mountain gate?"
Looking at the eyes of the enthusiastic people below and their pointing movements, what makes Elder Tang feel like he has seen those eyes before?
Ao Dui Dui remembered it. He remembered that when he first met Wukong, he took him through a small town, and the people in the town seemed to look at Wukong like this.
Thinking of this, Tang Seng sighed, and then calmly touched his bald head.
Sitting cross-legged at the traffic light, looking at the sincere eyes of the people below, Elder Tang showed a compassionate smile on his handsome face.
He raised his right hand slightly and pointed it at the crowd of onlookers below. Elder Tang smiled slightly.
"Get the hell out of here, you didn't see me meditating here!"
"As for you, what are you looking at? You've never seen a handsome monk. Go home and watch the monkeys!"
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It took a lot of effort to climb down from the traffic light. Elder Tang couldn't help but feel a little regretful for his impulse just now.
"If I had known, I would have asked them to help me down before scolding me..."
After climbing down from the traffic light, Elder Tang's mind was obviously not in its proper place yet. He sat on the curb and stared at the TV commercials playing in the building opposite for a while, then looked at the endless flow of vehicles in front of him, and finally sat silently on the ground alone.
After a while, Elder Tang finally remembered what happened not long ago.
It seems that Tathagata called him to come down to earth and slay demons.
He said he wasn't going.
The Tathagata said he must go.
He said he wouldn't go.
If the Tathagata says, then I will send you there.
Then...then the three thousand Buddhas and the eight tribes present seemed to see themselves flying into the sky...
Elder Tang smiled helplessly and almost broke his own teeth.
"You're going to get a thousand cuts!!"
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Frankly speaking, after becoming a Buddha, Elder Tang's temper was really too irritable and irrational, wasn't it? When he remembered what happened, he started to curse on the street.
Standing on the side of the road, Elder Tang patted the dust on his cassock and cursed loudly at the endless traffic in front of him.
"Tathagata, this old bald donkey, is getting smaller and smaller! What have I done? What have I done? Isn't it just chatting with Sister Guanyin? That's great, and you've even brought me down to earth! Damn it, say it
You are going down to earth to slay demons, what the hell is going on if you just kick me down?! The way your family went down to earth to slay demons was to be demoted to earth!!"
Elder Tang spat on the ground without hesitation.
"Grandma, you thought I was an eyesore, so you killed me counting balls. Do you think I am willing to nod and bow in front of you every day to pretend to be a grandson?"
"It sounds nice to come down to earth to slay demons, but there are still some damn demons to succumb to in this mortal world!"
"Grandma, you're so old, you're such a damn old bastard, you're such a damn old bald ass!"
There is no doubt that the foul-mouthed bald Wu Ke in front of you is indeed the famous Tang Sanzang.
It is quite miserable for Elder Tang. His situation is almost like being demoted to earth in disguise.
There is no way I can't help but criticize him, because since he became a Buddha, Elder Tang has been so powerful in letting himself fly. The Buddha has long thought about throwing this guy into a deserted place, so as not to smear Buddhism every day.
As everyone knows, because of Tang Seng's incident, the Jade Emperor has been arguing with Buddha a lot in the past few years. What little face Buddha had has been completely lost by Tang Seng.
You know, hundreds of years ago, when people in heaven saw Buddhist Bodhisattvas and Arhats, they would bow to them with great respect.
But in recent years it has basically been...
"Ah! What the hell!"
All this is due to Elder Tang's unruly behavior.
For example, a few years ago, Tang Monk liked to bring a group of gods together to gamble. The good guys didn't bet on anything good, but they actually bet on why the Jade Emperor was scolded by the Queen Mother recently.
The one-for-one stall is betting on the Jade Emperor peeking at the beautiful fairy.
The three-for-one bet was that the Jade Emperor was speaking ill of the Queen Mother behind her back.
Elder Tang was the most ruthless. He bet that the Jade Emperor would come down to earth and pay 26 to a prostitute. In the end, he won... Unfortunately, the Queen Mother's personal maid also made a bet and paid 3 to 1.
stall.
During that time, the whole heaven could hear the screams coming from Yaochi...
After the gambling incident, the Jade Emperor, whose nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and his face was covered with scratches, took serious measures to rectify the atmosphere in heaven. Tang Monk was also called back to the West to be scolded by the Buddha.
But it's okay. If you don't want to gamble, let's go do something else. What are you doing? Go and peek at the Jade Emperor's seven princesses. What are you peeking at? What do you mean, just take a shower, and he can't look at anything else.
Therefore, Elder Tang is definitely not blind. Not only that, if Tang Monk saw the Jade Emperor in the heaven, this dear man would shamelessly go up and call "Dad", making the Jade Emperor tremble with anger. Several times, Li
The King of Heaven led his troops and beat Tang Monk out directly.
Even now, Nantianmen is not open to Tang Seng. Just like Commissioner Huang, Tang Seng's reputation is still notorious in the heaven.
For such a shortage, let alone driving him down to earth, the Buddha did not peel off his skin, it was all because of the mercy of the monks. (To be continued)