"Miss's courier, you will deliver it later." Lao Wei handed a courier box to Huang Xiaobei.
Huang Xiaobei seemed a little absent-minded. He did not reach out to pick up the express box. Instead, he stood beside Weslin in a daze, not knowing what to think about.
Lao Wei stretched out his hand and waved it in front of his eyes, "Hey, hey, what are you doing?"
"Ah? What did you say?"
"You send the courier up to the eldest lady."
Lao Wei looked at the absent-minded Huang Xiaobei strangely, wondering what was wrong with him, and Huang Xiaobei quickly woke up from his absent-minded state.
After receiving the express delivery and weighing the weight of the express box in his hand, Huang Xiaobei said puzzledly: "You go and deliver it. Didn't I deliver it to the eldest lady last time?"
Lao Wei rolled his eyes helplessly and said, "I have to send it up too. The eldest lady never lets anyone except you enter her room. Once I went there before I had time to knock on the door, and five people were knocked on my door.
Ye Qiye blasted it down."
Huang Xiaobei took the express box and said, "Oh," then weighed the express in his hand, which was not too heavy or too light. He shook it vigorously, but it didn't make any strange noise.
Huang Xiaobei frowned suspiciously, what did the eldest lady buy? It must not be something good anyway.
But just in time, when I went to deliver the express, I took the opportunity to check out the eldest lady's mouth and complete the task of Master Dao. In this way, Master Dao might be able to give me a few days off if he is happy, and I might be able to return to my uncle...
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Thinking of this, Huang Xiaobei's eyes suddenly became much darker, and his right hand naturally held the five hundred yuan in his pocket.
Looking at Huang Xiaobei's strange look, Old Weihu asked: "Are you okay? Why were you a little absent-minded just now? What happened?"
"Ah? Oh, it's nothing. It's okay. Let's not talk anymore. I'm going to deliver the express."
After saying that, Huang Xiaobei ran into the hotel holding the express box, leaving Weslin staring at his back with a puzzled look.
"What's wrong with this guy? Why did he suddenly become a little weird? By the way, who was the person who was talking to him at the door just now?"
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After taking the elevator to the 18th floor, Huang Xiaobei took the express box and went straight to the eldest lady's room.
Arriving at the door of the eldest lady's room, Huang Xiaobei was about to knock on the door when he noticed the trash cans on the left and right sides shaking slightly. Huang Xiaobei sighed.
"Fifth Master and Seventh Master, I'm here to deliver a courier to the eldest lady. I'll stay for three minutes at most. You two don't have to jump out. You can continue practicing."
The trash can stopped shaking.
At this time, Huang Xiaobei felt a murderous aura coming from behind him again.
Commissioner Huang waved his hand calmly, "Don't worry, I won't go to your sister's room. You can continue to mix your wine."
The murderous aura disappeared.
Commissioner Huang couldn't help but raise his head and sigh.
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, it's really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. In this hotel, both those with super powers and those without super powers are so elusive."
After confirming that the surrounding area was safe, Huang Xiaobei knocked on Miss Yiyi's door, "Miss, are you there? I'll deliver a courier to you."
Behind the door, the eldest lady's voice sounded very close, "Well, come in."
Huang Xiaobei opened the door, and the next moment he heard the eldest lady yelling, "Go Pikachu!"
"I have a hidden weapon!"
The moment he opened the door, Commissioner Huang saw a red and white spherical object flying towards him. At that time, Commissioner Huang was not nervous at all. When he heard that the eldest lady was hiding behind the door, he guessed that the eldest lady might not be safe.
What kind of intentions, he immediately dodged coquettishly, but in the end he was hit hard by a hidden weapon...
"Miss, what are you doing! I'm here to deliver a courier to you, and you sneaked up on me with something for Mao!" Commissioner Huang's forehead was smashed red, which shows how strong the lady is.
Picking up the hidden weapon next to him and looking at it, Commissioner Huang was stunned, "Elf ball?"
In front of the door, Miss Yiyi, who stood tall and graceful, pinched her waist, which was as weak as a willow, and said with displeasure written all over her beautiful face: "They didn't let you in. Really, this little elf is very disobedient."
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"Damn it, Miss, I'm not a Pokémon!"
Looking at the blue and white sportswear of Miss Yiyi, and the red and white hat on her head, Commissioner Huang immediately understood that Miss Yiyi turned out to be Ash Ketchum in the cosplay Pokémon, but you dare
Is it too much? Treat me like a Pokémon! You actually hit me on the head? You just wanted to hit me on purpose!
Miss Yiyi squatted in front of Huang Xiaobei, stretched out her white and tender little finger and pointed at the elf ball on the ground. Her big watery eyes were full of expectation, "Quick, get in."
"How can you possibly get it in? Madam, that's enough. I'm not a Pokémon, and I don't know how to shrink the bones! Even if I know how to shrink the bones, I still can't get into such a small ball!"
Miss Yiyi and Huang Xiaobei were squatting in the corridor of the hotel. The eldest daughter held her cheek in displeasure and said, "Why don't you just go in and let others take a look? As a pet, it must meet all the needs of its owner."
"I'm a human, how could I possibly get in there?"
Miss Yiyi's fair and lovely face suddenly showed a smile that looked like a successful plot, "Oh, is it because it is too thick and too long? It's okay, you can definitely get in if you try hard, otherwise, you need help.
You? Master, come and hold it for you, I'm sure you can get in."
Are you still talking about Poké Balls?
This topic has unknowingly moved to some unspeakable place!
By the way, Miss, do you really like to speak pornographically? Is it fun to speak pornographically? Or is it that a beautiful girl like you would feel some kind of pleasure in speaking pornographically?
Wait, are you just playing with me? You just want to see the overwhelmed expression on my face and listen to my complaints!
Huang Xiaobei looked at the trash can beside him that had begun to shake. He sat on the ground and said without tears, "Miss, please, let's play with someone else. Can't I do it alone if you don't want to?"
The eldest lady held her chin in her hands, pouted her little mouth and defended: "I play with you because I like you, but you are so unsatisfied. Do you know how many people here want to be pranked by me?"
Nima admitted it!
Damn, you are really just playing with me! Damn, I know you don’t like me, you just like to play with me!
By the way, do I look like that and owe people pranks? No way, the uncle said that I have become more handsome. Well, I understand. I owed the eldest lady money in my previous life, and I am here to collect the debt in this life.
At this time, Miss Yiyi suddenly stood up, turned around in a circle, blinked her big eyes expectantly and said, "Do you think I look good in this outfit?"
Huang Xiaobei was just complaining, and before he had time to see what the eldest lady's cosplay was like, Xiao Zhi, Huang Xiaobei raised his eyes slightly when he heard the eldest lady's expectant inquiry.
The next second, Huang Xiaobei could no longer take his eyes away from the youthful body of the girl in front of him.
The blue and white sportswear could not completely cover the eldest lady's curvy figure. The zipper was only pulled up to the neck, slightly revealing the eldest lady's white and sexy collarbone. Even the chest of the sportswear was stretched by the eldest lady.
It must be tight, plump, full, and straight.
The slender legs and tight blue jeans fully revealed the eldest lady's perfect curves. It is worth mentioning that the eldest lady wearing a hat did not tie up her smooth long hair, it was still scattered on her head.
behind.
A red and white hat is placed on the eldest lady's head, and the straight black hair covers both sides of her face, which makes the eldest lady's face look smaller and more delicate.
How can I put it this way? The eldest lady is so beautiful. She looks so youthful and beautiful no matter what clothes she wears.
Especially when he was squatting in front of him, blinking his big black eyes and staring at him cutely, Commissioner Huang's heart moved a little.
But as soon as he thinks of what the young lady did to him, the young and lovely young lady Yiyi in front of him seems to have little devil's horns on her smooth forehead, and two black wings appear behind her.
The beautiful and lovely girl immediately turned into the image of a female devil holding a steel fork, stepping on her body and grinning ferociously.
Hum, with the appearance of an angel and the heart of a devil, this correspondent has never seen anything big in his life. With a pink skeleton like you, it’s better not to tempt me! You must know that in the future, this correspondent will be the devil who will destroy the world.
Will the devil be tempted by you? Ridiculous.
Miss Yiyi looked at Huang Xiaobei who quickly calmed down, and pouted her mouth in dissatisfaction, but then quickly spun around in circles again, her long hair flying behind her, and she said with a smile.
"How's it going? Does it look good?"
Huang Xiaobei was about to say that it was okay, but unexpectedly, a silver-haired little loli suddenly came out. Chu Qianqian, who had just reached Miss Yiyi's chest, hugged Miss Yiyi's waist with disdain and disgust, only exposing her naked body.
A little head said.
"Senior, why are you talking to him? Didn't you see the way that pervert looked at you just now? Hey, it's so disgusting. He's totally looking at you!"
Seeing rape? Chu Luoli, you know a lot, oh, I understand, your scumbag brother probably sees you as rape every day, is that why you understand so well?
Seeing Chu Qianqian, Commissioner Huang naturally thought of her scumbag brother, and thinking of her scumbag brother, Commissioner Huang naturally thought of a very pitiful little boy.
Loli.
Alas, how can it not be pitiful to have been thwarted by your perverted brother for more than ten years?
At that moment, Commissioner Huang stood up, and the next second, in Chu Qianqian's stunned eyes, Huang Xiaobei actually stretched out his big hand and rubbed the little Lolita's long silver hair?!
At the same time, Commissioner Huang said with great sympathy: "Qianqian, it's not easy for you. It's really not easy for you. The senior didn't understand the situation before and apologized to you. Don't worry, the senior is a big belly. You used to
Why did we just write off the bullying of me? Hey, this feels really good."
Qianqian has died.
The eldest lady was so jealous that she almost cried.
The long hair under her hands slid through her fingertips like silk. The little loli's long silver hair was simply the most comfortable thing in the world.
Touching the little Loli's long silver hair, Commissioner Huang accidentally became addicted to touching it. He kept stroking the little Loli's smooth long hair as if he were petting a cat. While touching it, he sighed, "What do you mean, uncle?"
He always loves to touch my head, it turns out to be so comfortable."
Chu Loli's panic caused Huang Xiaobei to mistakenly think that she was a cute girl with the attributes of a kitten. She had no resistance to the head-touching attack, so Commissioner Huang indulged in touching the little Loli's head. The more he touched her, the more addicted she became.
The more he touched it, the more comfortable it became, and Commissioner Huang almost made a "snoring" sound of comfort.
And a second later, Commissioner Huang will pay a heavy price for his actions just now. At the same time, he will truly understand what it is like to see human hair standing root by root.
It’s not a description, the little Loli’s silver hair was really touched by Commissioner Huang and made her stand up!
"Go to hell you bastard!"
Just when she realized what Huang Xiaobei had done to her, the silver-haired little Loli's face turned red with anger and she almost fainted. She raised her hand and took out the mace from behind, vowing to beat to death this bastard who dared to touch her head.
"Go to hell!"
"Fuck you, do you dare to tell me how on earth you took out such a big thing from your butt!"
Just when Commissioner Huang was about to taste the perennial treatment of Chu scum, Miss Yiyi gently hugged the crazy little loli and rubbed Qianqian's little head. The miss smiled and said: "Qianqian is obedient.
, you are so cute, you can't be so fierce."
Qianqian turned around and was so aggrieved that she almost cried, "Senior sister, you, you all bully me~ I won't play with you anymore!"
After stepping on Commissioner Huang's foot hard, Chu Luoli almost ran away crying, but she left a few words before running away.
"Senior, I'll come back tonight to try on clothes."
Looking at the delicate back of Chu Luoli running away, Commissioner Huang couldn't help but sigh, her acting skills were so good. Tears were still rolling in her eyes one second, but the next second she was talking about clothes, oh, women.
However, Huang Xiaobei finally understood what the eldest lady bought. If he guessed correctly, it was probably clothes. Oh well, it's okay, it's clothes, not some deceptive and harmonious thing.
"That eldest lady, I..."
Just when Huang Xiaobei opened his mouth to ask the eldest lady what she wanted in order to complete the Tao Master's mission, a cold jade hand suddenly pulled him into the room.
Before Commissioner Huang who was pulled into the room could realize what was happening, a small head appeared in front of him.