The whole day's experience yesterday was very unforgettable for Huang Xiaobei. First, he got the order from the Taoist Master to inquire about Miss Yiyi's wishes, and then he met Uncle Liu, whom he had not seen for many years, and was fucked by Miss Yiyi again.
After a while, I didn't expect to find out the true age of Brother Maozi again that night.
Commissioner Huang really wanted to express his feelings about the colorfulness of his life.
It is worth mentioning that last night, Commissioner Huang fell asleep under the duet of Lao Wei and Tang Seng's grinding teeth and snoring. He slept quite soundly, and it seemed that he had gradually adapted to it.
Huang Xiaobei had a relatively ordinary day today, sitting in the dishwasher washing dishes and cleaning, which was very comfortable.
When they were idle and bored, Huang Xiaobei, Wei Silin and Tang Seng were sitting in the lobby on the first floor, watching TV together. Well, it was morning...
Watching the romantic drama being played on TV, Huang Xiaobei and the others were having so much fun like three idiots that the waiters around them all thought that these three elder brothers had some mental problem. Forget about the romantic drama, why?
Can you have fun watching the morning news? It’s so fun.
Elder Tang likes to watch TV because TV can tell him a lot of common sense and things in today's world.
Huang Xiaobei watches TV because...he doesn't have a phone.
Wei Silin watched TV. He did have a phone, but he couldn't use the phone to chat with his girlfriend. Lao Wei would rather watch TV.
Under the gaze of all the waiters, who looked at them like fools, the three elder brothers sat in front of the TV seriously and expressed their feelings about the program to each other.
"The fighting in Syria is really miserable."
"It was really miserable for Ziwei to be pricked by Grandma Rong."
"The people arrested by the anti-pornography brigade are really miserable."
"I see how miserable you three are!" Master Sun jumped out of nowhere, took his slippers, and slapped Huang Xiaobei and the others on the head.
"Watch TV, watch TV, right? Why don't you go to work and come here to watch TV for me?"
The three of them, Huang Xiaobei and Huang Xiaobei, were so slapped that they fled back to their jobs.
After beating away the three lazy bastards, Master Sun patted his big belly that was shaking with anger, and then watched the morning news on TV, which was playing "About strengthening the rectification of the city's social atmosphere and strengthening the fight against pornography"
After the news about the intensity of the anti-gang operation, Master Sun picked up the remote control and turned off the TV, cursing and saying, "I don't know how to put something useful every day."
"What the hell are you looking at? Why don't you hurry up and get to work!"
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They were beaten by Master Sun in the morning. Well, it was an accident. It was basically their own suicide. They acted like they were about to get off work early in the morning. This was not looking for a beating.
Except for this small episode this morning, Commissioner Huang had a very good day.
The eldest lady and Chu Luoli went shopping together and did not tease him.
Because the bar is usually open at night and closed during the day, Andreev, who knew how to respect his senior, even came over to help Huang Xiaobei wash a few dishes before going back to his room to sleep. Chu Zifeng didn’t know where he went, maybe
He went to follow his biological sister.
However, Master Dao came to the dishwashing room to look for Huang Xiaobei in the morning. After asking Huang Xiaobei how the situation was going, he drove out of the hotel with a few buddies from the Qinghong Gang. I heard that he was going next door.
I went to the city to discuss competition cooperation with the owner of Donghuang Hotel. It was hard enough to come back today.
Master Sun continued to train the hotel's chefs to participate in the competition. Carl took charge of all aspects of the hotel's work. Relying on his magic eye, Manager Carl found many mistakes in the hotel and corrected some of the hotel staff's work loopholes, which won the hearts of the people.
Even the mistakes made by the cooks when cooking, he could rely on his magic eyes to detect them, which made the chefs join the ranks of Manager Karl's admirers.
Throughout the day, wherever Manager Karl passed, there was singing and dancing.
If Tianlong Hotel is a copy of the game, then Manager Karl has conquered all NPCs and achieved the highest achievement.
Commissioner Huang? He's still being beaten in the dungeon...
The whole day was uneventful, and Huang Xiaobei unilaterally thought that the day was about to end. But what he never expected was that at twelve o'clock in the evening, a group of uninvited guests suddenly came to the hotel.
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At twelve o'clock in the evening, the hotel is actually closed at this time. The bar and bathhouse are open 24 hours a day, but if the bar and bathing guests leave, they have to go through the back door, and if the bathing guests at this time have not left, then
No surprise, I usually stay until dawn.
As usual, there were still several tables of guests drinking in the private room on the second floor, and they showed no intention of leaving until twelve o'clock.
All the other employees went home or went to their dormitories to sleep. Only Huang Xiaobei and Tang Seng, two hard workers who owed money, were left in the lobby on the first floor, waiting to be greeted by the guests on the second floor.
Lao Wei was kind-hearted and accompanied them. Karl was also there, but he was waiting for the customers to pay their bills.
The little girl at the cashier almost fainted with happiness when she heard Manager Karl telling her to go home and rest, and he was responsible for paying the customers.
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I don’t know what kind of happy event happened to the guests on the second floor today. It was almost half past twelve and they were still drinking upstairs. Huang Xiaobei and Tang Seng Lao Wei were sitting in the lobby on the first floor watching TV.
He was about to fall asleep, so Lao Wei just hugged Tang Monk's bald head and laughed.
Even after reading for more than two hours, Carl inevitably dozed off a few times.
Because they were really bored, the four of them, Huang Xiaobei, played poker together.
"Come on, come on, take your time, let's play poker. Just wait until we finish playing, and the guests will leave. Of course, we have to bet something, so I'll just bet money."
After setting up, Huang Xiaobei and the others looked at Karl with evil intentions.
At the same time, the three of them exchanged glances at each other. The meaning was very simple. I heard that this kid has advanced one month's salary. If nothing else, please hand it over to the senior immediately.
Damn it, since you came to the hotel, although you are quite polite, you still yell and do things every day, do you think we are your seniors!
Haha, today is a God-given opportunity, I must let you bleed!
Huang Xiaobei and the other three were holding cards, looking sinister.
Karl lowered his head, looked at the cards in his hand, pushed up the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and smiled slightly.
"Okay, let's play a little bit."
Huang Xiaobei and the other two laughed, they were just waiting for your words.
The card game started. Comrade Huang Xiaobei was the first to place the order, and then immediately gave Tang Monk a wink. After Carl followed the order, Elder Tang understood it and immediately crushed him to death!
Lao Wei raised his head slightly, and after exchanging glances, he chose not to do so with a tacit understanding.
The three eldest brothers cooperated with each other in an extraordinary tacit understanding. You were in charge of me, but you couldn't, and I fought tooth and nail to do it. In a word, I would crush this kid Karl to death, and let this bastard be followed by a group of beauties every day!
But the result... After six rounds, the three eldest brothers lost miserably. Huang Xiaobei lost everything on his body, including his own sheets and quilt cover, and even the Nokia that Miss Yiyi gave him.
They all lost to Carl.
Lao Wei and Tang Seng were even worse. Not only did they lose completely, each of them also owed Karl six to seven hundred.
Looking at the three losers in front of him, Karl held the poker cards with a smile and said: "Haha, it seems that you are lucky tonight, do you want to continue playing?"
Tang Seng slapped the table and said, "Honestly, are you using your superpowers?"
Karl innocently spread his hands, his handsome features were filled with emotions that I didn't know, "Master, you can't say that, I just know how to memorize cards."
"Fart, your eyes are still glowing blue!"
Tang Seng rolled up his sleeves and said, "No, I can't beat you at poker, so just grab it!"
Huang Xiaobei jumped on the table, "I'm just waiting for your words!"
Seeing that the three poor guys were about to take a risk and rob the lobby manager for money, the lobby manager obviously didn't want to argue with the three poor guys and was going to spend some money to let the three poor guys settle the matter. Unexpectedly, Carl also
Before I had time to pay, a piercing siren suddenly sounded outside the hotel.
The four of them were stunned.
The sirens outside the house were getting closer and closer, and they were obviously heading towards the hotel. Soon, the sound of cars braking suddenly came from in front of the hotel door.
Five seconds later, accompanied by dense footsteps, more than twenty people in uniforms rushed into the hotel.
The leader was a middle-aged man in his forties with an upright face.
Holding a loudspeaker, among his subordinates swarming up, the middle-aged man shouted at the top of his lungs without even seeing clearly who was standing in front of him, pointing at the people in the room: "Everyone from the anti-pornography brigade, get down."
Don't move on the bed! Don't pull it out, just put it away for me!"
"Boom——!" The sudden arrival of the anti-pornography brigade completely shocked Huang Xiaobei and the other four.
Huang Xiaobei Ma Liu buried his head on the table and screamed loudly, "Don't pat, don't pat!"
Old Wei was so frightened that he hid under the table. Tang Seng was very discerning and quickly put away the cards and money, then sat on a chair and whistled.
Only Karl sat there naturally, but put his right hand into his trouser pocket, fiddling with something calmly.
At this time, an embarrassing scene happened.
After the middle-aged man finished shouting with a loudspeaker, he realized that he had shouted too early. Before he rushed into the room and pressed the person on the bed, there were four old men standing in front of him.
They shouted, "Don't pull it out, put it away."
The middle-aged man sighed. He was also anxious today. As soon as he heard about the mission, he was so anxious that he forgot everything.
There is no way to be in a hurry, crack down on pornography, there are no risks, and you can also make a lot of money, it is absolutely low-risk and high-return work. After so many years of working in the industry, every time he hears about a mission, he always behaves like this.
Looking at the more than 20 members of the anti-pornography brigade in front of them, Huang Xiaobei and others slowly came to their senses.
Anti-pornography brigade, they are not prostitutes, what are they hiding from?
Soon, everyone sat back on their chairs obediently.
Don’t get me wrong, the reason why Huang Xiaobei and the others were so frightened that they hid around like real prostitutes when they heard the anti-pornography brigade was coming, is actually because the words “anti-pornography brigade” are similar to all male compatriots.
Such a strange deterrent.
Even if you haven't done anything, if you hear that there are anti-pornography agents nearby, you probably won't be able to stand still.
Lao Wei got out from under the table with a frown, looked around, quickly turned into a melon-eating crowd, stood next to the anti-pornography brigade, pretending to be: "Really, we are fighting against pornography, these comrades have worked hard.
, Excuse me, how many have been swept out?"
Two members of the anti-pornography brigade turned around, glanced at Lao Wei, and then waved their hands and said: "You don't have to be afraid, we generally don't care about foreign devils. Even if you are really a prostitute, we can at most take you back to make a record."
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Lao Wei breathed a sigh of relief, "Then I'll let it go... Oh no, I didn't engage in prostitution at all!"
The member of the anti-pornography brigade reached out and patted Lao Wei on the shoulder, "It's okay, it's okay. I've seen people like you who are afraid of us a lot. Relax, relax, you're wearing pants."
Seeing that Lao Wei wanted to get rid of the embarrassment, but accidentally became more embarrassed, Commissioner Huang slowly climbed down from the table, and his heart skipped a beat. After fully absorbing the lessons of Lao Wei's failure, Commissioner Huang knew better.
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So he sat on the chair and said something very relaxed.
"I was scared to death. It turned out to be the anti-pornography brigade. I thought they were catching gamblers."
Elder Tang suddenly felt as if he had eaten fly droppings. The poker cards and money he had finally hidden fell out of his arms one by one.
The middle-aged man who had shouted earlier, "Don't pull it out, put it away for me" was overjoyed when he saw this.
"Oh, I caught you gathering people to gamble. Come on, bring me the game! Another achievement."
Commissioner Huang was so frightened that he held his head and shouted, "Aren't you anti-pornography people? Why are you still arresting gamblers?! This is considered a cross-border trade!"
Two members of the anti-pornography brigade yelled angrily, "How can you talk to our brigade captain? Besides, pornography and gambling are not separate families. This is also our job scope."
For an instant, Huang Xiaobei was stunned and looked at the middle-aged man with an upright face in disbelief.
Captain? He said he was the captain of the city’s anti-pornography brigade?
Wait, wait a minute. If I remember correctly, Mr. Chu told me a few days ago that the government official who discussed things with him for three days was finally accepted into the underwear club.
, seems to be the captain of the city’s anti-pornography brigade, right?
Staring at the middle-aged man with an upright face, Commissioner Huang's mouth twitched.
Haha, haha, no, it's not such a coincidence, right? Speaking of which, isn't it right? This uncle looks so decent, with piercing eyes. Although his words and deeds just now revealed that he is not a good person, but, but
He is definitely not a pervert on the level of Mr. Chu, right?
"Excuse me, is this captain's surname Wang?" (To be continued)