"You brat, I haven't seen you for more than ten years and you've gained some stamina, haven't you? Give me your cigarette!"
"I told you not to smoke,?ヽ(.д
Looking at the two people in front of him who were almost the two most important people in the rest of his life, Commissioner Huang almost scared the shit out of him.
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It was almost two o'clock in the morning. After receiving the message from Captain Wang, Old Uncle Liu, who had been squatting near the hotel for nearly three hours, quickly walked into the lobby on the first floor of the hotel and officially launched his operation tonight.
Yes, the anti-pornography campaign is just a cover. The real target tonight is actually a surprise inspection of the hotel by members of the criminal police team led by Uncle Liu!
Although Old Uncle Liu looks unattractive, he looks particularly upright and capable in his black police uniform.
When he walked into the hotel, Old Uncle Liu took out his walkie-talkie and was about to call for help to close the net. He was so lucky that when he walked into the hotel, he saw nothing else at first sight. He saw Commissioner Huang leaning against the corner, smoking almost to the point of death.
The deathlike appearance of ascending to heaven.
Seeing Huang Xiaobei holding a cigarette in his mouth as if he was dying, the anger in Old Uncle Liu's heart suddenly rose.
"I haven't seen you for so many years. I haven't seen you learn from the good ones, but the bad ones are more common than the last ones. How dare you actually learn to smoke? Suffocate the cigarette for me!"
Pulling Huang Xiaobei's ears, Uncle Liu gritted his teeth angrily when he thought of this guy's bad manners when he smoked just now. Just when he was about to give Huang Xiaobei a slap on the head out of habit, he suddenly saw himself standing opposite him.
A very young and beautiful girl.
"I told you not to smoke,?ヽ(.д
The girl also grabbed Huang Xiaobei's ears and looked angry. Not only did she say similar words to herself, she even had the same angry expression on her face.
Holding Huang Xiaobei's ears and staring at Miss Yiyi's fairy-like face, Old Uncle Liu blinked his eyes stupidly and said: "Girl, what are you..."
One second she was scolding Huang Xiaobei angrily, but the next second, when she heard her uncle talking to her, the fierce expression on Miss Yiyi's face was immediately replaced by a cute and well-behaved smile.
After bending down, Miss Yiyi said very politely: "Hello, uncle, I am Huang Xiaobei's friend."
Upon hearing this, the expression on Old Uncle Liu's face suddenly became wonderful, "Oh, this, this, this, Xiaobei's friend, this, this, this, this, this, this, you and Xiaobei, this is...
Hehe, hehehe, hahaha, if not, let me have fun first."
Old Uncle Liu, who was obviously starting to think about something strange, grabbed Huang Xiaobei's ears and turned around, his body trembling.
One can only imagine how successful he was.
After laughing enough, Old Uncle Liu quickly turned around and looked at Miss Yiyi, the smile on his face was so kind.
"Girl, how old are you this year?"
Miss Yiyi grabbed Huang Xiaobei's ear and said politely: "Uncle, I am twenty this year."
Old Uncle Liu grabbed Huang Xiaobei's ear with an eager face, "Twenty, not bad, not bad, just two years younger than our Xiaobei. Where do you live, girl?"
"my home......."
"That's enough for you!"
After being ignored for a long time, and the two of them kept tugging at his ears and chatting about home affairs without any distractions, Commissioner Huang couldn't bear it anymore and screamed, "That's enough for you! Even if you want to chat, could you please let me go first?"
My ears! Isn’t it very pleasurable to pull my ears and chat about family matters?”
Two big hands slapped Huang Xiaobei on the head at the same time.
"Shut up!"
"Don't interrupt the conversation between the master and uncle!"
Commissioner Huang burst into tears and continued to have his ears tugged while listening to the two people beside him chatting about daily life.
"Uncle, I live here, my home is nearby."
"Then you go to the same school as Xiaobei?"
"Well~ we can be considered from the same school. Uncle, why are you here tonight?"
"Oh, let me see this kid. By the way, I am this kid's uncle. I am very, very close to him."
As time passed, and listening to the voices of the two people beside him tugging at his ears, the expression on Commissioner Huang's face gradually calmed down.
Ah, I don’t know why, but my ears don’t seem to hurt anymore?
Ah, I don’t know why, but I can’t seem to feel the existence of my ears.
Ah, I seem to be ascending to heaven...
Just a second before Commissioner Huang was about to become a flying fairy, Uncle Liu and Miss Yiyi simultaneously let go of their hands holding his ears.
Uncle Liu patted Huang Xiaobei's back and laughed loudly: "I am this boy's uncle. I heard that he worked here yesterday, so I came to see him. Hey girl, you are here to wait for him to get off work.
?"
Commissioner Huang almost got a mouthful of blood from the happy Uncle Liu.
Miss Yiyi looked like a good girl, shook her head and said: "No, I will live here temporarily."
"Hey, you're staying in a hotel. Your family's conditions look good. Oh, by the way, girl, don't look at Xiaobei working here now. His conditions are also very good."
Uncle Liu seemed to be worried that girls would look down on the poor Huang Xiaobei, so he quickly spoke for him: "I have prepared this boy's wedding room for him a long time ago. It has three bedrooms and one living room, and I also have a car and wedding stuff.
....."
Huang Xiaobei was so frightened that he quickly covered Old Uncle Liu's mouth, fearing that he was saying something shocking.
Uncle, you are really my uncle. If I didn’t stop you, you would have told the eldest lady about your child’s future schooling, right?!
Do you dare to be more whimsical? Who is the eldest lady? How could she marry me?
Even if she wants to, I have to dare to marry her! By the way, could you please stop causing trouble? If Master Tao hears this, he will probably take me to see the sea immediately!
But at this moment, Huang Xiaobei suddenly blinked.
Wait, a wedding house with three bedrooms and one living room? Is the uncle that rich? Does he have two houses in his name?
Um, no, it can't be the one he lives in...
Yes, probably not?
At this moment, Old Uncle Liu also realized that he talked a little too much, which might make other girls uncomfortable, so he hooked Huang Xiaobei's neck and laughed and said: "How about you brat? I told you to come and see me today."
You, uncle, are you trustworthy enough?"
Huang Xiaobei glanced at the police uniform on his uncle and couldn't help rolling his eyes.
You are dressed so neatly, it doesn't look like you are just here to see me, right?
Hearing what Uncle Liu just said about marriage, Miss Yiyi didn't have much reaction, she just lowered her head and smiled.
"Miss Yiyi, don't get me wrong. My uncle is just like this. He always talks nonsense. Don't take it seriously. Don't take it seriously." Huang Xiaobei was afraid that Miss Yiyi would go to the Taoist priest to report his treachery when she got angry.
, explain quickly.
But unexpectedly, Miss Yiyi stuck out her tongue, made a face and said, "Uncle is much better than you."
"Miss, are you targeting sexual discrimination?"
"It's just discriminating against you, it's just targeting you. If you have the ability, you can bite me."
Looking at Huang Xiaobei and the eldest lady standing together and talking, Old Uncle Liu nodded happily.
Not bad, not bad. As the saying goes, she is a talented man and a beautiful woman, a golden boy and a jade...that girl.
Uncle Liu blinked his eyes sarcastically.
Still, it matches well...
The uncle praised Huang Xiaobei against his will.
To put it bluntly, if Lao Wei and Tang Seng heard what Uncle Liu said, they would definitely pick their noses and say with disdain.
"How long have you been blind for?"
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To be honest, Huang Xiaobei's appearance is quite good. He has big eyes, a tall nose, and sharp edges. He looks extremely delicate. If he has a character that can flirt with girls, he will probably be very popular with girls.
like.
Well, as for whether Commissioner Huang can flirt with girls... I have to say that this is a rather hurtful question, so let's not discuss it.
In fact, if it weren't for the fact that the people around Commissioner Huang were so ridiculously handsome, his old man's appearance would not be bad at all, but the main thing is that the waiter's clothes are too cheap. Compared with the young and beautiful lady, they are simply worth a lot of money.
On a different level, standing next to Miss Yiyi, she looks like a servant.
Looks like I have to take him to buy some new clothes!
Uncle Liu thought about it very seriously.
"You guys talk about that. I'll be here when you finish talking. Hey, chat well with other girls and don't say bad things." After Old Uncle Liu asked Huang Xiaobei to pay attention to his personal image, he became very discerning.
's walked away.
Huang Xiaobei looked at Old Uncle Liu walking aside. Although his back was to him and the eldest lady, he would turn his head from time to time and take a sneak look, as well as the gossipy smile on his face that looked like an old mother's.
Sighed.
A typical example of secret observation. And uncle, please stop smiling and stop making up your mind. These are all things that have disappeared.
Turning his gaze to the slim, pure and lovely figure in front of him, blinking his big, watery eyes, staring at Miss Yiyi non-stop, Huang Xiaobei patted his forehead.
"Miss, how do you want to punish me?"
Miss Yiyi blinked her big eyes innocently, crossed her fingers, and said in an extremely lovable manner, "Do you think that when someone appears in front of you, you will only suspect that I am here to punish you?"
Assi, eyes are my eyes!
The cute creature in front of him immediately hit Huang Xiaobei's heart with a critical blow. He waved his hands repeatedly and said, "I was wrong, I was wrong. Miss, please speak to me if you need anything."
Miss Yiyi came close to Huang Xiaobei, blinked her big black eyes very seriously, looked around and said, "I heard that the anti-pornography brigade is here?"
Huang Xiaobei nodded, "Yes, many people have been arrested. Chu Qianqian's father was also arrested, but what does this have to do with you, Miss?"
"I'll bail you out."
"Pfft!" Commissioner Huang spat out a mouthful of blood.
Damn, I wasn’t arrested by the anti-pornography brigade!
Damn why, when the anti-pornography brigade shows up, the first thing you think of is that I was arrested! Do I look that much like a prostitute?
Miss Yiyi still looked serious and cute, making a lookout gesture, looking around and saying, "How is it? Where can I pay the deposit?"
Huang Xiaobeisheng waved his hand helplessly: "You can go back to the house and sleep. Also, don't worry, I was not arrested by the anti-pornography brigade."
Miss Yiyi's face suddenly showed a disappointed expression...
Why would Mao be disappointed?!
Why was it that I was not arrested by the anti-pornography brigade? You would look extremely disappointed!
Miss Yiyi patted Huang Xiaobei's shoulder and sighed: "It's such a pity, it's such a pity."
What are you regretting?! What are you regretting, bastard! Are you just looking forward to me being arrested by the anti-pornography brigade!
"Oh, I understand, it's actually a misunderstanding, right?" After saying that, Miss Yiyi waved her white and tender hands and called to the surrounding anti-pornography brigade members: "Here, here, there is a prisoner here that you forgot to arrest.
"
If possible, Huang Xiaobei would like to pick up Miss Yiyi and spank her.
"You are making trouble, you are making trouble! Stop making trouble!"
"Uuuuuuuuah, I don't dare to do it anymore, I don't dare to do it anymore, don't spank me anymore, it hurts so much."
When he thought of that scene, Commissioner Huang laughed inhumanly, and his heart, which was so angry that the young lady was so angry, felt much better.
Miss Yiyi's expression also changed when she looked at him, becoming much sharper.
You actually want to spank someone? It should be the other way around!
At this time, Uncle Liu, who was secretly observing not far away, suddenly chuckled, "The relationship is so good."
Listening to the gossiping voice of the old man not far away, Huang Xiaobei sighed and said with extreme resignation.
"Miss, do you have anything else to do?"
Miss Yiyi gave in politely, "No, you go talk to uncle."
Isn’t this just here to mess with me?!
Looking at the time on the electronic watch on the opposite wall, Huang Xiaobei nodded, and then said to the eldest lady with concern, "Miss, it's almost half past two, why don't you go back to your room and sleep? Staying up late is very harmful.
Skin."
"Don't think that because you care about others, you can secretly touch me, Huang Xiao M, please be realistic, okay?"
Commissioner Huang turned around and slapped his mouth hard, "I'll let you have a bad mouth, I'll let you have a bad mouth!"
Having said this, Miss Yiyi suddenly stretched out her little head and looked around in a suspicious manner, and said: "But you'd better not sleep, there will be a good show to watch later."
"A good show?"
Huang Xiaobei, who was smacking his mouth, looked blankly at the anti-pornography brigade members who were all about to leave, his head full of confusion.
Is there any good show here? The anti-pornography brigade has almost finished the sweep and retreated.
"Miss, what is the good show you are talking about? Can you reveal it?"
The eldest lady smiled and said nothing.
Seeing this, Huang Xiaobei didn't bother to ask any more questions.
Just when Huang Xiaobei turned around to find Old Uncle Liu, a pair of small hands suddenly tugged on the corners of his clothes.
Turning around, the eldest lady's voice was as clear and clear as a lark's.
“Were you really not arrested by the anti-pornography brigade? (●?ω?●)”
"Why do I have to be arrested by the anti-pornography brigade! Do I look like a prostitute!!"
"Isn't your surname Huang?"
"Nima, you've been making trouble for a long time, you're so anti-pornography!" (To be continued)