Chapter 90 Humans and the World in the Eyes of the Dog King
There is no doubt that the dog king is proud. As a dog, his dog's creed has always been to be a proud dog and a dog that will not bow to humans.
I would like to ask, would such a proud creature eat food that comes from outside? Of course not!
Equivalent exchange is more or less the same, for example, let those stupid humans touch their own meatballs, and then take away the food they brought as tribute.
Well, this is how the Dog King behaves towards dogs.
In the eyes of the Dog King, human beings in this world can be roughly divided into three types. One is ignorant, such as ordinary people who have no feelings for dogs.
The Dog King shows disdain for such people.
You actually turn a blind eye to such a noble king, and you don’t even know how to offer dog food! You are so ignorant! But as a king, you must have a corresponding mind. Here, I forgive your ignorance.
In addition to ignorance, in the eyes of the Dog King, there is another kind of person who is born to go to hell!
For example, some humans who are very unfriendly to dogs will spit or throw stones when they see stray dogs on the street.
For this kind of people, the Dog King has one word.
"In the future, pay more attention to your behind when walking. I really like the butts of you damn humans."
I'm afraid it's not a noble dog...
As for the last one, it is probably the Miss Yiyi in front of me——a stupid human being.
For the last kind of stupid human beings, the Dog King is extremely proud. He also likes those stupid guys very much, because in these stupid humans, the Dog King has fully found the dignity of a king.
Whenever he saw someone actively giving him food, the dog king would have a disdainful smile on his face, and he would look at those humans with extremely proud eyes.
Look, take a good look at the flattering smiles on the faces of these guys! They are so tall, they actually show such flattering faces to me, and even squat down to let me look at their ugly looks.
Haha, as expected, these trembling human beings who laugh when they see themselves are indeed the stupidest creatures in the world!
This king just gave me his holy claws out of pity and let them touch them like a pilgrim. As a result, these humans smiled as if they owned the whole world.
Not only that, just by gently raising the sacred claw, I actually provoked them to bring out lots and lots of delicacies as tribute. If I refused to eat them as a reward, those stupid guys would be very sad and would even
Let out a painful cry.
Haha, what an ignorant, stupid creature! This kind of self-degenerate species is worthy of being the destined servant of this king!
Yes, in their eyes, a priceless meal is probably only worthy of stroking my holy claw once. Well, I like this kind of low-level slave thought. It seems that I will lurk for a few more years.
You can probably rule the world.
This is human beings in the eyes of the dog king, this is the world in the eyes of the dog king.
Because of the excessive flattery of dog lovers, the dog king even has the illusion that he can rule the world, and he has been working tirelessly for this for a while. He spends all his time fantasizing about what brand of dog food would be good to eat every day after he rules the world.
But what the dog king never expected was that this all-powerful, world-loving dog, which frightened all the nearby human animals, would actually stumble, or would it be a girl who looked so weak?
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Because Miss Yiyi brought too much food, and Dog King, a dog that has seen the world, of course knows the value of those foods, so for the first time, it allowed Miss Yiyi to touch the meat ball for five minutes before taking it in its mouth.
Food leaves.
If it had changed in the past, two bowls of dog food would have been enough to touch the dog king's sacred paw and head? Stupid human being, are you seeking your own death? Don't try to push yourself too far. Isn't the proud head of this king like you, the flattering and inferior people like you?
What a servant can touch!
What? Why did you leave with the food in your mouth instead of eating in front of humans?
No, no, no, you absolutely can’t do that, because that doesn’t make me look too dignified. What’s the difference between me eating with my head bowed in front of humans and eating the food they give me? I’m not one of those people who wag their tails.
Waste, I am proud!
But even in his pride, Comrade Dog King opened his mouth. Although he was good at fighting and had a heart for the world, he was still a small little local dog. He could only take away part of the food at a time.
So when Comrade Dog King was about to leave with food in his mouth for the second time, he secretly went back to the hotel and changed into Xiaozhi's cosplay suit. Miss Yiyi, who had always acted harmless to humans and animals, quietly took out the food from her pocket.
Got the Poké Ball.
Aiming at the dog king who was holding food in her mouth, Miss Yiyi, whose face was flushed with excitement, changed from her previous honest and cute attitude, and smashed the elf ball hard, shouting.
"Come in, white holy dog!"
"Snapped!"
Without any surprise, the Poké Ball knocked the Dog King so hard that the Dog King was dumbfounded when he got up and began to suspect that the dog had given birth!
What's going on here? I usually fall out with humans. Why is it that someone is falling out faster than me?
Ah!! Unforgivable, unforgivable!! Human being, you have to pay the price for your stupidity!!!
What happened next is easy to imagine. The vengeful dog king chased and bit the eldest lady for half an hour, from the hotel to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China at the front, and then from the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China back to the hotel, barking all the way.
The chicken is flying and the dog is jumping
Miss Yiyi, who ran away wildly, cried and shouted aggrievedly, "I just want to conquer you, why did you bite me!"
"Woof woof woof!"
The dog king roared angrily than ever before! Translated, it probably means, "Whoever you are, you deserve to raise me!"
At that moment, the dog king was knocked to the ground by the strange spherical object and felt that he was insulted.
As noble as it is, it is actually being played by humans?
As proud as it is, it was bullied by a human girl who looked very honest and cute?!
Unforgivable, unforgivable bastard! Use your blood to pay for the sins you have committed!
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The eldest lady, who was chased all the way back to the hotel by the dog king, suddenly had an idea after calming down her breathing for a long time. She dialed Huang Xiaobei's phone and asked Huang Xiaobei, who was washing the dishes, to help her.
Don't tell me, Commissioner Huang really went there, but Miss Yiyi told him so on the phone, a very cute little dog accidentally got angry by me, please come and help me.
When Commissioner Huang heard this, he rolled up his sleeves and walked out without saying a word, cursing, "How dare you bully the eldest lady, you little bastard? Why, you, a bastard, dare to bully the eldest lady just because she looks so cute?"
Ah, why don't you come and bully me! If you are capable..."
Commissioner Huang immediately swallowed his saliva when he saw the barking dog at the door of the hotel, who was covered in fur and looked like a prairie wolf.
This, this is so cute...
Wait, he seems to have remembered the origin of this dog.
However, this dog looks quite ferocious, but it should be afraid of adults, right? I held a broom to scare...
"Oh shit, Xiaobei, help me! Help me, come and help me!"
The innocent Lao Wei was being pushed to the ground and rubbed by the angry dog king...
With his sharp fangs, angry roar, and the fact that the Dog King used his famous stunt from the very beginning - Flying Dragon Riding on the Face, he immediately threw Lao Wei to the ground.
The dog king bit into Lao Wei's buttocks crazily. "Crack," he tore the uniform off Lao Wei's buttocks. Then he opened his bloody mouth and bit down on Lao Wei's white and tender buttocks.
, the scene was so unbearable that it was impossible to look straight at it.
Lao Wei is also a bitch. Just now he actually dared to shake his leg at the angry dog king and told the dog king to go away and not disturb the guests in their hotel.
As a result, the Dog King taught me how to behave.
Looking at Weslin, who had been bitten by the dog king and had marks all over his arms and blood on his buttocks, Commissioner Huang was so frightened that he was covered in cold sweat and his whole body was trembling. He didn't know where he had forgotten his previous heroic words.
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In the current situation, with this dog in front of him that is more ferocious than a wolf, if he dares to go out and shake the broom with the dog king, he will probably die worse than Lao Wei!
No, I have to walk. This is not a stray dog. It is more ferocious than a Tibetan Mastiff. I have to walk. If I get eaten by a stray dog, I will really become a joke in my life.
Commissioner Huang was about to leave, but unexpectedly, Miss Yiyi stood in front of him.
When he looked at the Poke Ball that the eldest lady threw to him, and when the eldest lady handed the Poke Ball to him, she told him, "If the dog is no longer in the Poke Ball, you will go clean the toilet."
Commissioner Huang almost cried.
Damn, this is cheating!
Miss, do you dare to cheat me? You actually asked me to tame the dog outside that was pressing Lao Wei to the ground and rubbing it?! How can I tame it for you? What can I give you to tame it?
Haven't you seen how cruel this dog is? Lao Wei was almost bitten to death by it, and I don't know if his life is in danger yet.
Should I go up? Should I go up and conquer it? Do you want me to conquer it, or do you want me to add another glorious achievement to it?
By the way, even if I subjugate you, you should still give me a narcotic gun, a large Internet cafe for catching dogs, and a Poke Ball? I really don’t have super powers!
Commissioner Huang really regretted that he believed the lies that Miss Yiyi said on the phone. The main reason was that Miss Yiyi’s voice was crying when she called him. She also said that she had encountered great difficulties. Huang Xiao M
If you don't come to help them, they may, they may die of sadness.
Commissioner Huang thought with grief and anger after being chased and bitten by the dog king for a full hour and escaping more than 3,000 meters from the city center.
"I really believed your lies! If I believe your lies next time, I won't give up... I wonder if this dog is running too fast.
I'm riding a shared bicycle, but I still can't get rid of it! Brother, please let me go. I just made a gesture with the elf ball. Why have you been chasing me for so long?"
"Woof woof woof!"
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When he thought of what happened a few days ago, Commissioner Huang expressed deep doubts about the difficulties mentioned by Miss Yiyi. However, if he hadn't run fast enough that day and escaped back to the hotel in time, he would probably have died at the hands of the Dog King.
The first person in the world is probably named Huang.
Damn it, are you trying to feed me to the dog again this time? Humph, I won’t be fooled.
Lying on the bed, Huang Xiaobei said very perfunctorily: "You can't catch a certain Pokemon anymore, can you? Then close your eyes now, and the little Pokemon will enter your Pokemon ball early tomorrow morning and stay there.