I think back to those days when Comrade Huang Xiaobei was in elementary school. In the first grade of elementary school, he could barely act like a human being and his grades were middling.
But in the second grade, Commissioner Huang's true nature was immediately revealed, and all his homework had slipped as fast as possible, and he gloriously became a top-notch person in Class 6 of the second grade.
The deaf man who was second to last in Class 6 of Grade 2, and the semi-blind man who was third to last in Class 6, both expressed their great gratitude to Huang Xiaobei, a normal person.
It turns out that there are people in this world who have more difficulty studying than us disabled people? Xiaobei, you are so kind.
Even a disabled person could not pass the exam, which once caused a great psychological shadow on Huang Xiaobei, but the two disabled classmates liked him very much and played with him every day, probably because of Huang Xiaobei's...
To find something they can be proud of...
Although his academic performance was very poor, still to a certain level, Huang Xiaobei didn't care at all. Well, the teacher's disappointment and his own shame. In the eyes of Commissioner Huang, these things were on the same level as Fuyun.
What do you mean? Just look at it and you’ll be fine.
Who told him that he didn't have those scary aunts and aunts who would chase after you and ask you how you did in the final exam during the holidays?
Of course, people often say that when God closes a door for you, he will also open a window for you, but this sentence is never a good word for Comrade Huang Xiaobei.
Because although he doesn’t have seven aunts or aunts that are devastating to him, he does have an old father who is even worse than his uncles and aunts!!
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When Huang Xiaobei was in elementary school, in addition to being very cute, with big watery eyes, a tender face, and being extremely clever, he was basically the legendary naughty kid.
Putting aside the poisonous milk, this person has poor academic performance, talks a lot of nonsense, and always has a dead look like "Oh, it doesn't matter, just be happy in life". If it were a normal family, he would definitely belong to the three days.
A character who is about to be beaten by a mixed male and female at both ends.
But unfortunately, Huang Xiaobei's family is not a normal family, and his father is not a normal father either.
It is true that children's academic performance has always been the top priority for parents, but this is not the case with Huang Xiaobei's father.
When faced with someone's shockingly bad grades, Huang Xiaobei's father showed a refreshing style that was different from the conventional!
Yes, even if his son's academic performance is poor, even to the point of being ridiculously poor, Huang Xiaobei's father will neither beat nor scold his son. Don't be too busy praising him, because this dear man often uses Huang Xiaobei's words
His extremely bad grades mocked and taunted him...
Yes, you read that right, it's sarcasm.
As a father, not only did he not care at all about his son's lagging behind in his grades, but he also mocked his son like a melon-eater. This made Huang Xiaobei wonder if he had been picked up by his father? So-called
His mother disappeared after he was born. Was this some kind of excuse to fool him?
"Oh, Xiaobei, your academic performance is really good. Somehow, when I see you, my father seems to see a fool who was in the same class with me back then. His grades are only a little better than yours. What, Nu?
Work hard and try to pass the exams of the two disabled people in front of you as soon as possible. By the way, even though you haven't passed the exams, you are not allowed to joke about their bodies. Well, dad is mainly worried that you will be more depressed."
Looking at Huang Xiaobei's confused expression, Huang Xiaobei's father suppressed the smile on his lips and said, "Okay, you can play by yourself first, Dad. Dad will go back to the room and have fun for five minutes before cooking for you."
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Is this what a biological father can say?!
Comparing his son with a fool? Not only that, but he also wants to go back to his room alone for five minutes to have fun? What kind of father is this!
But what is surprising is that even if Huang Xiaobei's grades were so bad, Huang Xiaobei's father never let Huang Xiaobei go to cram school.
Even though the teacher had always strongly urged Huang Xiaobei to take tutoring classes outside, when Huang Xiaobei's father asked Huang Xiaobei once, "Do you want to go to a cram school outside?" After getting a negative answer from Comrade Huang Xiaobei,
He never mentioned it.
Probably in his eyes, it doesn't matter whether his son studies well or not. Anyway, he will probably be able to make some achievements in the future, so he can just let him play happily.
In a word, my heart is too big.
And that's not the only reason why Huang Xiaobei's father is unreliable.
I remember it was the final exam in the first semester of the second grade of elementary school. In the mid-term exam, Huang Xiaobei, who was evenly matched with the two disabled comrades, and who was ranked last, immediately became the real loser in the final exam, being beaten by the two disabled comrades.
The classmates have firmly stepped on the twelve-point score difference.
After returning home shivering with the test paper that required parents' signature, Huang Xiaobei handed his paper to his father and left a message, "If I hadn't slept well this time, I would have passed the test."
After the two idiots' remarks, they consciously stood aside and did not dare to speak.
Dad took the test paper and looked at it for a while, but didn't hit him.
In fact, Huang Xiaobei's father has never hit him in his life. When he is angry with him, he can ignore him for at most half an hour, and after half an hour it becomes normal.
Holding the test paper that Huang Xiaobei ranked last and required to be signed by his parents, his father wrote his name neatly and said with a smile.
"No matter how bad you are in the exam in the future, dad will forgive you, but you can't lie to dad. Even if you get a zero-score paper, you have to show it to dad. You're not allowed to secretly change your scores or secretly imitate dad's signature. Do you understand?
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Just when the young Huang Xiaobei was touched that he had such a considerate and gentle father, unexpectedly, Huang Xiaobei's father suddenly came to Huang Xiaobei's side and pushed the button on the bridge of his nose.
Wearing black-rimmed glasses, he said: "The other two of us should discuss it. Don't say he is my son during the parent-teacher meeting. Remember to call me uncle."
"two......"
Huang Xiaobei was not surprised that his father didn't hit him. Probably because Huang Xiaobei, a single-parent family, needed more tolerance and care from his father, so Huang Xiaobei's father never hit him. At most, he would make loud noises.
How many times you have called him, that's only a handful.
As for the last sentence... Huang Xiaobei thought his father was just saying it casually.
But at the parent-teacher meeting a few days later, when the teacher named and criticized Huang Xiaobei’s father, Huang Xiaobei’s father actually raised his hand seriously and said, “Teacher, actually I am Huang Xiaobei’s second uncle.
, to be honest, we are not familiar with each other."
Holy shit! You actually said it? You actually just said it!
Mom, is this really what a biological father can say?! Dad, you are too out of touch!
Speaking of my dear old father, my old father who has been working tirelessly on the road for more than ten years! Have you forgotten that our teacher saw you on the first day of school? How can you still say it? Are you going to say it again?
Our young and beautiful female teacher with big breasts is regarded as a big-breasted and brainless existence, right?
But the key, the key is that our teacher teaches mathematics! It is said that you can never forget your face. She probably remembers your face very clearly now, not to mention that you were very promising at the time and stared at our teacher.
Stop, how could she forget what you look like!
Well, when the young and beautiful female teacher asked Huang Xiaobei's old father a question, adhering to the spirit of the family, Huang Xiaobei's father coughed lightly and said without blushing or out of breath.
"Teacher, to be honest, my eldest brother and I are actually twin brothers. We have looked very similar since childhood. Teacher, you see, the last time I met you, my eldest brother kept staring at you lustfully.
Right? You see, I didn’t do that. In addition, teacher, you may not know that my nephew may look small, but he is actually a little gangster at heart. If he wants to hug you in the future, you must refuse."
Mr. Huang Xiaobei sat down in the corridor outside the classroom, his face filled with despair...
He now very much doubts whether it was because his father was embarrassed by his poor performance in the exam, so his father came to school to take revenge on him...
You didn’t do well in the exam and you didn’t beat me, but you still feel that you have lost face, so you use this method to retaliate against your son? Haha, what an old father who deceives his son to the extreme!
Do you know? Because of my father’s remarks that I was a “little pervert”, my lovely self was deprived of kisses and hugs from many beautiful female teachers in elementary school.
Well, I understand. Dad probably saw our teacher hugging me and kissing me before, so he was very envious, so...
Damn it, are you telling me that this kind of person would be a vampire?
Ah! Stop wasting these two words. (To be continued)