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Chapter 0128, hilarious

"Uncle Ye, can you please stop showing off?" Zhang Dong looked a little helpless, "I really want to ask for advice."

"Speaking human words, don't talk about Uncle Ye, it's like swearing," Ye Chong looked at the other person with a smile, "Call Ye Ye!"

"Go away!" Zhang Dong smiled and rolled up his sleeves, "How dare you take advantage of me?"

"Okay, let's talk nicely," Ye Chong frowned and looked at each other, "But before that, you can't wipe the corners of your mouth anymore? I don't know, do you think you stole someone's child's milk?

"

"What?" Zhang Dong looked confused, but he reacted immediately. As he wiped his mouth, he said angrily: "Am I that kind of person? How can I compete with other people's children for milk?"

"It's not good for you to drink the leftovers from other people's children." Ye Chong smiled slightly and leaned back.

puff!

As soon as Zhang Dong picked up the cup and took a sip, he immediately spurted it out.

Fortunately, Zhang Dong reacted quickly. He turned his head at the critical moment and sprayed the ground next to him.

The two girls sitting next door, both looking quite innocent, looked over with cute expressions on their faces.

While Zhang Dong was embarrassed, Ye Chong laughed and said, "He's so excited!"

puff!

Zhang Dong lay directly on the table and squirted wildly.

Cack!

The two girls immediately leaned forward and backward, letting out delicate laughter like silver bells.

Ye Chong couldn't help but shook his head, sighed, and murmured: "It's better now. It's not milk leakage, but vomiting milk."

Cack!

Cough cough cough!

The joyful laughter and violent coughing immediately attracted the attention of the people around him. Ye Chong immediately lowered his head and started eating and drinking.

Fortunately, Zhang Dong has good control, otherwise, it would really ruin a sumptuous lunch.

After a long while, Zhang Dong straightened up, wiped his lips with a tissue, looked at the other party fiercely and said:

"Ye Chong, the third impression you gave me is very bad!"

"I think you are just a pervert in human skin."

Ye Chong ate and drank, paused politely and said, "What next?"

"Then," Zhang Dong was stunned, "What then? There is no then."

"Okay, since there is no more," Ye Chong nodded, picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth, and said to the other party seriously: "Then let's break up."

puff!

As soon as Zhang Dong picked up the soy milk cup and took a sip, he opened his mouth uncontrollably and sprayed it on the ground.

Cack!

The girl next door's laughter was like the chirping of a lark.

It's just that the two girls were laughing up and down one by one, with their faces flushed.

Ye Chong glanced at the two of them, then shrugged and continued to eat and drink.

Zhang Dong finally raised his head, but for some reason, before he could speak, he lowered his head again and started laughing.

This is great.

The two girls next door burst out laughing.

Da da da!

Ye Chong knocked on the table, then burped and said, "Stop laughing, this is a restaurant, eat well and talk well."

call!

Zhang Dong took a hard breath, raised his head and said, "I will never eat with you next time, or you'll make me angry!"

"There will be no next time between us!" Ye Chong took a sip of tea, "We have broken up!"

Cough cough cough!

Cack!

There was another burst of laughter and coughing.

"Eat quickly, Zhang Dong." Ye Chong glanced at the neighbor, "Don't let people laugh at you, don't say a word."

"No, I can't eat it," Zhang Dong shook his head, "Ye Chong, tell me what you think? I think your speculation and judgment do make some sense."

Ye Chong nodded and said slowly:

"You don't believe what I say. In fact, I really don't have any good ideas, so I might as well just let things go."

"What? Just take things as they come?" Zhang Dong was stunned, "What does this mean?"

"What's the point?" Ye Chong sighed softly, "I'll just let it go however the Jiuwu Academy wants to arrange it, and assign it wherever it goes. Otherwise, what should I do?"

"Brother, are you too passive?" Zhang Dong was like a deflated rubber ball, "How could this happen?"

"Haha," Ye Chong took a sip of tea and then shook his head, "Actually, sometimes, if you don't have passivity, how can you take the initiative? For someone like me who is not even a quasi-warrior, it is a helpless choice.

ah."

"What do you mean?" Zhang Dong was really confused.

"If I choose a department on my own initiative, I will be responsible for my actions," Ye Chong frowned slightly and said slowly:

"And if I passively choose a certain department, if something inappropriate appears in the future, I can still have a reason to make a request."

"This is changing from passive to active, leaving a way out for myself."

"Huh?" Zhang Dong couldn't help but his eyes lit up when he heard this, and he murmured: "Old Ye, what you said is a bit philosophical, okay!"

"Yes!" Ye Chong smiled slightly, "You can just call me Master from now on."

"Fuck you!" Zhang Dong rolled up his sleeves and began to immerse himself in eating, muttering: "You always take advantage of me. I'd better call you Daye from now on."

"Okay, I also like to hear the word uncle." Ye Chong smiled and nodded.

Cack!

The girl next door burst into laughter again, looking at Ye Chong with a look of disapproval.

In fact, Ye Chong knew in his heart that there were some things that he could only think in his heart but not say with his mouth.

Take the matter of choosing a department this time as an example. Although he told Zhang Dong what he meant to him, he did not say it thoroughly.

In fact, he was originally very inclined to choose the combat type of martial arts, but as the amount of information he obtained became larger and larger, he gained new views and understanding.

What Zhang Dong said about the strengths and advantages of the martial arts combat department is correct, but that is only for normal martial arts academy students.

But, is Ye Chong normal?

That's right.

unusual.

Because in his last life, he saw a lot of information and materials on the martial arts world on a dark website.

There are a huge number of martial arts and combat skills.

In that life, he really worked hard to remember these things.

Unexpectedly, this life really benefited him a lot.

At least he has no shortage of martial arts and combat skills.

From this point of view, one of the major advantages of the martial arts combat system has no substantive significance to him.

Perhaps for him, the things he lacks most now are time, cultivation resources and guidance from famous teachers.

In terms of time, the martial arts combat department obviously has no obvious advantage compared to other major departments.

For cultivation resources, they can be simply understood as one-card points. After all, this kind of thing can solve almost everything that is lacking in cultivation.

Well, the fastest way to get points is to do tasks, and the other way is to exchange them for mutant beast materials.

But the problem is that these two main channels for gaining points do not necessarily have to be in the martial arts combat department.

In contrast, Ye Chong certainly prefers to act alone.

Why?

Very simple.

Because whether you carry a drag bottle or become someone else's drag bottle, it will make people less free and unable to achieve optimal results.

In other words, the advantage of the martial arts combat system is of little substantive significance to him.

As for practical experience?

Are there any warrior connections?

To him, is that still a big deal?


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