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Chapter 1386, Glitch

As soon as Ye Chong arrived at the Zhongdu Warriors, Lin Jie mysteriously joked: "Old Ye, do you know what I admire most about you?"

"If you have something to say, you will fart." Ye Chong looked at the other party fiercely, "Looking at you like this, I know you didn't hold in your fart, so let it out."

"Hehe," Lin Jie lowered his voice and said, "You can do that kind of thing in broad daylight. Your courage and courage are far inferior to mine."

"Go away! After listening to a classical piece, you want to pretend to be an ancient person, right?" Ye Chong continued, "The girl's deafness is not an organic disease, but neurological deafness.

It just so happens that I am more interested in spiritual power, so if I just straighten things out, it will basically return to normal."

"What? Were you treating her just now?" Lin Jie blinked, "We all thought you were drunk and having sex, haha, you didn't know the seriousness and hurt someone."

"Get out!" Ye Chong suddenly smiled strangely, "Old Lin, are you jealous?"

"Get out!" Lin Jie immediately raised his voice and shouted at the Zhongdu warriors, "Everyone, hurry up, move the cigarettes and drinks, and go home early."

At this time, someone shouted: "As promised, we will sing after dinner."

boom!

Waves of cheers suddenly erupted from the scene.

"Ha ha.

When the time comes, no one should compete with me.

I haven’t had a karaoke song in a damn long time.”

"Do not worry.

Each person has a microphone, and they can sing whatever they want.

But please be careful, tone-deaf, don’t scream like a pig."

"hey-hey.

You guys are so innocent.

Do you really think that when you get to Huamofang, you will just sing a few bad songs?"

"What?

Flower mill?

I'll go for it.

I thought about it, but I never thought I would actually go there?!"

"What do you think?

Brother Ye originally said he wanted to treat guests, but he easily made 100 million today. Even if he went to a place that was even more flowery than Hua Mo Mill, it would be trivial.

Ha ha.

It’s so cool.”

"I go.

Look at you like this...

I really don’t know what’s good about Hua Mo Mill?”

"Brother, you will know when you go there. It is a place where you can let yourself go. Are you ready?"

"What are you preparing for?"

"Nonsense, are you going empty-handed?"

"Ha ha.

What he said is that if you want to go there, prepare at least several hundred million.

Otherwise, it won’t be fun.”

“Fuck.

That much money?

I still won't go.

Made.

It’s not worth that much money if you sell it to me.”

boom!

Another burst of laughter erupted, and everyone at the scene was inexplicably excited and looked a little impatient.

"Old Ye, are you okay?" Lin Jie also looked very excited, "If not, just give me the money and I will take the brothers to have fun?"

"Nonsense," Ye Chong curled his lips, "When will I not be able to survive?! Are we all just like you, eating everything and not being able to do anything?!"

"Old Ye, don't you know you're just talking nonsense?" Lin Jie lowered his voice and laughed, "I'm serious, you really didn't do anything bad to that girl just now?"

"Get lost!" Ye Chong cursed with a smile and didn't bother to pay attention to the other party.

At this time, Fatty Wang came over carrying three military nano bags and said with a smile: "Brother, I have brought you all your cigarettes and wine."

Ye Chong took it and took a look, then smiled, carried it with his left hand and put it into his backpack.

Speaking of which, in today's world of the era of universal martial arts, martial artists are basically always with them whether they are at home or out, even when attending banquets and relaxing for entertainment.

The bag contains weapons, equipment, and even all of your property and belongings.

no way.

Crisis is everywhere.

All you can do is be prepared at all times.

In fact, before the new era, there were many countries where all the people were soldiers. They ate, slept, and went to the toilet with guns as companions, and they refused to be separated even for a moment.

In this era, because all-pervasive mutant beasts may appear in front of us at any time, human warriors are even worse than the previous culture of all-people soldiers, so that when danger does come, they can immediately enter a fighting state.

joke?

No one laughs at the joke.

Except for people with missing strings in their heads.

When danger comes, these people will pee immediately, regret, or even lose their lives.

strangeness?

It's strange and no one will be surprised.

Because that's what the empire calls for.

If you do this, others will think you are normal.

If you don't do this, others will think you are different and strange.

"Brother," Fatty Wang raised his hand and handed it forward, "There is also this VIP card, can you keep it as well?"

"No need," Ye Chong waved his hand, "If you like to eat and drink, then this card will be given to you."

"What?" Fatty Wang was stunned, then he groaned, "Brother, isn't this a little too expensive?

A little embarrassed, right?

What if you want to go back in the future and I lose something?

Otherwise, you should just keep it?"

"Get lost!" Ye Chong shouted angrily, "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll shoot your shit out."

"Okay, brother." Fatty Wang agreed, and then trotted away quickly, hearing heavy breathing and pig noises along the way.

When Ye Chong and others were about to leave, the music of mountains and flowing water sounded again.

Everyone stood still and listened for a while.

Ye Chong sighed: "Let's go. If you don't leave, you won't be able to leave."

But at this moment, he suddenly frowned and looked towards the stage.

At the same time, the music that originally sounded like mountains and flowing water suddenly became faint and resentful, as if weeping and complaining. When people listen to it, they will feel an inexplicable feeling of regret in their hearts.

Ye Chong couldn't help but frown slightly, and thought for a moment, then quietly walked straight to the stage with his hands behind his back.

"Haha," Lin Jie seemed to be saying to himself, "I knew you, Lao Ye, still couldn't let go."

"What can't you let go of?" Fatty Wang appeared out of nowhere, "Did my brother fall in love with that girl?"

"Haha," Lin Jie glanced at the other party and then said, "You will understand after you become a martial arts warrior.

That song about mountains and flowing water is a very good soothing song for people like Lao Ye who are mentally strong."

"Soothing song?" Fatty Wang was stunned, "It's for treating insomnia?"

"Haha, you might as well say it is for eternal sleep," Lin Jie smiled and shook his head, "The so-called tranquilizing song actually has the greatest effect on warriors, especially those with deep spiritual power.

.

That is to smooth out the burrs created during the growth of mental power.

This allows for a stable and sustained growth of mental strength.”

"Burr? Is it so magical?" Fatty Wang was stunned, "But my brother is a high-level martial arts warrior, not a martial arts warrior."

"Haha, you'd better not treat Lao Ye as a human being," Lin Jie said sourly, "Sometimes, he is not a human being at all."

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