Of course Ye Chong heard the angry roar of old yellow-haired Walter White, but he had no intention of stopping at all, instead he walked and laughed.
Speaking of which, being able to seduce Lao Huang to the point where he shouts "I don't want to live anymore" like a resentful woman is not something that ordinary people can do. This definitely requires strength.
As soon as Ye Chong entered the restaurant, which was quite far away, he saw Zhang Dong tilting his neck and pouring the meat and juice of a big oyster into his mouth. He was extremely satisfied.
Suddenly seeing Ye Chong back, Zhang Dong became completely excited, his big eyes filled with infinite good expectations.
Ye Chong couldn't help but feel a burst of excitement and emotion in his heart. Zhang Dong could still care about Xin Xiaomeng while eating and drinking. Isn't this the affection of his comrades?
"Old Ye, you finally know something," Zhang Dong said as he stretched out his hand, "Hurry up and give me the thing, I'm waiting to use it."
"Haha, I see how anxious you are. I didn't expect you to care about people. I think you are kind and righteous." Ye Chong smiled slightly and handed the military nano bag forward in his hand, "Go quickly, so as not to worry."
"..." Zhang Dong took the thing in confusion and couldn't help but blinked:
“This…what the hell is this?
flour?
Chow mein?
Or black sesame paste?
No, no, I said, Lao Ye, I just praised you, why are you out of tune again?
You...what do you mean by giving me this bag of junk?
hurry up.
Give me your campus card.
Didn't you see it?
If you go too late, you won't be able to eat.
Don’t you know these are Spanish oysters?”
puff!
Ye Chong shook his body, trying not to spit out a mouthful of blood.
He had always thought that Zhang Dong was happy to see him back because he was concerned about Xin Xiaomeng's injury, but who would have expected that it was because of the oysters.
Whoa!
Ye Chong took out his campus card and threw it on the table. He couldn't help but sigh: "Zhang Dong, I discovered that the friendship between us is purely based on oysters. Without oysters, by the way, it's Siban."
Big Oyster, you definitely won’t remember that there is a person like me, okay, then go ahead and I’d better not choke you to death.”
"Haha, Lao Ye, you are such an interesting person, haha." Zhang Dong grinned and laughed, grabbing the campus card and weighing it, "By the way, Lao Ye, after I get it back, you will also
Eat one, it’s so delicious, and it’s so good for men, I’ll get you some more ginger juice, it’s not fishy at all, hehe.”
"I won't eat it." Ye Chong shook his head, "Do you know why the oysters you eat are so big?"
"I don't know." Zhang Dong was stunned, "Why? Isn't it a new species in a new environment?"
"Haha, that's right." Ye Chong smiled slightly, "I heard from the news that Yingdao was attacked by mutated sea beasts, and the nuclear facilities on the seaside were seriously damaged. All the surrounding waters were contaminated by nuclear pollution, causing nuclear mutations in nearby aquatic creatures.
Hey, judging from the picture, the oysters produced in that water area are as big as a big plate. What do you think? They taste good, right?"
"Old Ye, you can't talk nonsense." Zhang Dong clearly expressed his dissatisfaction, "What I ate today was Spanish oysters. Do you understand? Spain is far away from Yingdao. There are not hundreds of thousands of oysters in Spain."
There, it’s almost done.”
"Haha, Zhang Dong, sometimes you are really naive." Ye Chong smiled and shook his head:
"Since you know that Spain is far away from us and Yingdao, do you still believe that these big oysters come from there?
hey-hey.
Think about it, Sao Nian.
Nowadays, planes have not officially opened for navigation, and shipping has also been paralyzed. So, I would like to ask, how did these so-called Spanish oysters, and they are extremely fresh Spanish oysters, get here?
Did he come here by himself?
Or can you fly and fly here by yourself?"
"What?" Zhang Dong looked a little confused, "You mean these are not big oysters from Spain, but things caught nearby?"
"Haha, I didn't tell you," Ye Chong raised the corner of his mouth, "I was just going to ask you, do you, as a smart person like you, still not know where these Spanish oysters come from?"
"Damn it, Lao Ye, Yingdao is much closer to us. Could it be that all these oysters are shipped from there?" Zhang Dong swallowed, his eyes obviously a little straight, "The key is
Isn’t the sea area of Yingdao completely occupied by mutant sea beasts? There are oysters there, but how can they be caught and transported?"
"Zhang Dong, as for you, you must develop the habit of eating more sheep brains in the future. If you don't have any, just eat more chicken heads. Haha, those are all good things. They really nourish the brain." Ye Chong smiled and looked at it.
Looking at the other party, "Brother, do you think that the sea creatures that have been contaminated by nuclear weapons are very well-behaved and will only stay in place instead of swimming around, right? Also, the seawater that has been contaminated by nuclear weapons will not move towards the surrounding areas.
Sea spread, right?”
"I..." Zhang Dong was completely petrified on the spot. He looked at the dining table and then at the campus card in his hand, "Old Ye, when you say that, I found that these bullshit Spanish oysters seem to be real.
There are a lot of problems, Mad, I’m not going to eat, hey, I’ll give you back your campus card.”
"Hey, wait a minute," Ye Chong immediately waved his hand and said with a smile:
"Zhang Dong, since we discovered the problem with Spanish oysters, we have to get to the bottom of it and find out the truth.
Look, you know that there is something wrong with the Spanish oysters and you won’t eat them, but look at how many of our classmates and teachers are eating them around you?
It’s unethical for us to do this.”
"Old Ye, what do you mean?" Zhang Dong blinked and looked at the other party with questioning eyes, "You want me to stop them? Or do you want to sound a warning?"
"Hey, that's not okay. If you say you...if you really do this, can people believe you?" Ye Chong smiled and shook his head, then sighed, "After all, there is no basis for what you say."
"Then Lao Ye, what do you think we should do?" Zhang Dong scratched his head, obviously looking like he was in a dilemma and couldn't make up his mind, "What should I do, brother?"
"Well, I think so. You should go get a piece of Spanish oysters as usual. However, you must remember that they must be the largest and most energetic. Such oysters are convenient for experiments and observations." Ye Chong
He frowned and said with a smile, "Hey, after getting it back, I can use some tricks to find out the truth about these Spanish oysters. If a warning is needed, I will have evidence."
"Okay, Lao Ye, you have thought carefully, so I will do as you wish." Zhang Dong nodded vigorously, "I'll be there right away."
"Okay, Zhang Dong, go ahead. You have good vision and rich experience. You know what kind of oysters are big and energetic." Ye Chong nodded, then smiled slightly, "But be careful, don't go up yet.
Pour some ginger juice so as not to affect our observation."
"Don't worry, Lao Ye, who am I? I don't know this yet? I'll be back in a minute." Zhang Dong puffed out his chest, waved his hand casually, and walked towards the dining table.