"I know, Principal," the school's teacher Xiao Wang chuckled, "Don't take it seriously, Deputy Commander Zuo said he would treat me to dinner last time, but he hasn't yet, so I just want to ask him this time, hehe
laugh."
"Okay, Xiao Wang, let's settle this matter without making any mistakes," Zhang Mingyang nodded, "Lao Zuo is a good person. As a soldier, it's normal to have a stubborn personality. We must tolerate him."
"I know, principal," Teacher Xiao Wang laughed, "Also, Deputy Admiral Wang..."
"Oh, brother Yunshan," Zhang Mingyang interrupted, "just say I'm dead and burn the paper if you have something to do."
Cack!
A burst of sweet laughter came out.
"Principal, there is one more thing that needs to be reported." Teacher Xiao Wang spoke three points faster, "As of now, the number of participants in the martial arts conference has exceeded 2,000."
"Okay." Zhang Mingyang looked calm, then put down the microphone, closed his eyes tightly, and started practicing again.
Lotus Lakeside.
In the woods.
Originally, this area was relatively quiet, and it was a place where young couples in the school would fall in love, with the sounds of birdsong and beautiful scenery.
There are also many people strolling around here, closing their eyes and meditating, integrating into the environment, comprehending and pondering the knowledge of martial arts practice.
However, these two days were a little different.
Quarrel.
Big movement.
Every now and then, a rumbling sound comes from nowhere.
no way.
The expert apartment is relatively close to here, and there are many participants of the martial arts conference living there. It is natural that they regard this place as the best place to practice martial arts and practice combat skills.
Under a big tree near the southwest corner of the grove, two young men and women wearing gray practice uniforms stood face to face, holding hands with affection, looking at each other with eyes that would never change.
They are so affectionate, as if nothing in the world can change their sight.
boom!
A loud noise was heard.
Ahhh!
OMG!
Amidst the two screams, the young men and women fled each other. The moment the handsome man turned around, there was a sudden sound of puffing from underneath him, and the smell of fresh chive boxes filled the air.
Click!
The big tree that the young man and woman were standing on just now broke from it and fell to the ground crookedly.
Immediately afterwards, a tall, plump woman appeared, with her arms folded and looking disdainfully into the distance, where the head of the handsome man just now was flickering in and out.
"If it hadn't been for my punch, the handsome man would have succeeded again.
Damn it.
Why are there so many idiots in Yangwu Academy?
Last night there was one.
Another one today.
The key is that I walked so close without being discovered. How can I be considered a student of the martial arts academy?
Damn it.
Ye Chong has disappeared, so I don’t know if my aunt’s iron fists are still useful?!"
…
Near the northeast corner of the grove, a man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks was standing there smoking a cigarette. Surrounded by him were five people, all of whom looked tall, thick and menacing.
"Get out of here, can't you hear me?!" One of the men with broad shoulders and a thick back and a short beard shook his legs, with a look of disdain on his face, "Okay, we brothers still have to practice kung fu, and we don't want to cause trouble.
Well, if you don’t want to get out, then crawl away from here, otherwise, I will tear you into pieces and throw you out.”
"Climb quickly!"
"You still smoke, smoke your fucking cigarettes!"
"Did you hear that, little bastard?!"
"Hahaha, this grandson looks very unique. He has quite a lot of little teeth?!"
"If you don't crawl, I'll kick you to death!"
Snap!
The man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks grinned, and then flicked the cigarette butt into the air. The next moment, his body shook like lightning and a ghost.
Snapped!
Snap!
Snap!
Ahhh!
Ahhh!
Ahhh!
The sound of broken bones and screams sounded almost simultaneously.
Whoa!
The man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks stretched out his hand to catch the cigarette butt that fell from the air, then put it into his mouth and took a puff, as if he had never left the same place.
At the same time, the five men surrounding him were all lying on the ground wailing, and everyone's eyes were full of horror, fear and disbelief.
"Crawl." The man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks said lightly, and then he put the remaining cigarette butt directly into his mouth and chewed it gently. "Climb quickly, or I will tear you to pieces and throw you out."
Click!
Kaka!
Click, click, click!
All five men immediately began to crawl outside, divided into five groups, like squirming insects.
"Ye Chong," the man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks smiled sinisterly, silently, "Where...are you?"
…
Lotus Lakeside.
On a bench near the southeast, under the cover of red flowers and green willows, a man and woman are hugging each other tightly.
Suddenly, the man in black suddenly turned around, touched the back of his head and said, "Who?!"
"What are you doing?!" The woman in red adjusted her clothes, "You're so scary."
"It seemed like something touched the back of my head." The man in black looked nervously, looking around, and suddenly looked at the woman in red, "Did you touch it?"
Whoa!
The woman in red turned red and spat: "Who wants to touch you? I don't have a third hand. Well, did a branch blown by the wind touch you?"
"..." The man in black scratched the back of his head, "I don't know, maybe."
Soon, the two of them cuddled up to each other again.
After a short while, the man in black jumped up, turned around and looked around, looking horrified.
"What's wrong?" The woman in red also stood up, "Did something touch you again?"
"..." The man in black did not speak, but nodded very cautiously, his face obviously looking ugly.
"Then... let's go back quickly?" The woman in red looked at the Lotus Lake, "I heard people say that this place was haunted before."
"Okay," upon hearing this, the man in black immediately took two steps closer to the lotus lake, "Let's go, let's go drink coffee, it's more comfortable there."
As they spoke, the man in black and the woman in red left quickly.
Whoosh!
Behind a weeping willow tree more than ten meters away, a figure flashed, and a young man who looked like a beggar suddenly appeared on the bench.
I saw this person pick up a bottle of Xiaoer, raised his neck and took a sip, then wiped his mouth and said with a smile:
"This pair of bitches and women behaved recklessly in broad daylight and delayed my sleep. It's really abominable.
Fortunately they didn't make the bench dirty, otherwise I would have had to waste time looking for a place.
All right.
After eating and drinking enough, it’s time to have a good night’s sleep.
As the saying goes, "I sleep by the lotus lake and hug my wife in my dream." Quack.
By the way, Ye Chong, this little brat, is neither in the apartment nor here. Where did he go?