"When life doesn't go your way, you can think of it this way, as if your life has been stolen.
It's like a thief who steals a wallet and finds a counterfeit coin inside, and shamelessly runs back and asks the owner: Ouch~! Why do you have a counterfeit coin here~~? Damn it! That person will probably fight him to the death!"
The drunk Elizabeth started to giggle and continued to listen while drinking with her head raised.
Yang Fei said with drunken eyes: "The same is true in life. You have stolen from God all your life. If you find out that it is not what you imagined, then go back to God and ask him why the old man is like this. God will probably be punished on the spot.
You are so angry."
Elizabeth laughed, laughed and began to cry, cried and began to laugh again.
"Are you crazy!?" Yang Fei yelled with his tongue hanging out.
Elizabeth said happily: "When I think of happy things, I laugh, and when I think of sad things, I cry. I was amused by you at first. When I smiled, I thought of reality and Allen. I felt that life was very painful, so I cried.
Crying gave me hope again."
Yang Fei asked: "What hope?"
Elizabeth put her hand on his neck and said affectionately: "I'm waiting for the unparalleled talented brother Yang Fei to abduct me~!"
Yang Fei quickly pushed her away.
"Go, go, you are a married woman, I don't want to be caught, skinned, cramped and dipped in a pig cage."
The light in Elizabeth's eyes became brighter and brighter.
"A man can have no money, but he cannot be without talent... I don't care if you have nothing now, as long as you can take me away, we will definitely create a beautiful world..."
"I have no talent! I have no talent!" Yang Fei, who was drunk, quickly stood up. "I'm not as good as you think. Most of what I say is copied. It's what others have said and chewed.
Chew it out and tell it to you again. Even the words I just advised you were borrowed from "Sprouting" Youth-36°. Damn it, you said I haven't solved my own problems, so how can I save you!
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Yang Fei staggered away with the wine bottle, and Elizabeth burst into tears.
On the wedding night a few days ago, Allen slept with Elizabeth, but felt very unhappy. In his mind, the thin Elizabeth was a "defective product", with poor development, poor figure, and acting like a block in bed.
The wood made Allen, who had been eating at Fiona's place a few days ago, very dissatisfied. Elizabeth even frowned throughout the whole process, showing a sense of grievance and resentment. Oh my God, she was still wronged!?
So after the wedding night, Allen never shared a room with Elizabeth again.
This made Elizabeth feel both relaxed and sad.
Yang Fei, however, disagreed and advised from a modern perspective: "If you ask me to say this is a good thing, you are only twelve years old and a little girl. It is completely a crime for Cézanne and the Duke to arrange for you to get married now."
After the wedding, Yang Fei was easily promoted to the rank of clerk. He was promoted to two ranks in a row in more than a month. Amid criticism from everyone, he was personally named by the Duke and assigned to Elizabeth. Elizabeth, the future duchess, suddenly had two clerks, and the whole family
The dead Gurian and the focus character Yang Fei.
According to regulations, the affairs officer can have one to five assistants, and they can appoint their own assistants and then report them. If the affairs officer hooks up with a local rich man, the rich man can use official duties to seek a lot of convenience for himself, and the corresponding rich man can help the affairs.
The official and Elizabeth provided financial support, which was a mutual benefit. Duke Ivan was actually tacitly approving and even encouraging Elizabeth to develop her own power.
Unfortunately, there is no greater grief than heartbreak. Elizabeth, who had suffered many blows, had no interest in this aspect and seemed a little depressed.
The boss had nothing to do, so Gulian and Yang Fei naturally had nothing to do. Gulian, who had nothing to do, relied on his past relationships to make friends with other affairs officers and assistants, while Yang Fei went to the Golden Lion Group every day.
He had previously made a big fuss at the Lion Baili Regiment and suppressed the second brave man Tang Xian, so some good people began to compare him with Xing Jun, and there was a saying that "the brave man has Xing Jun, the Duke has Simon", and because of this
He was highly regarded by the Duke, and he was promoted to two levels in a month, and his reputation became even higher.
And now this person with high reputation... "Bang!" was punched by Ren Xiaoyan and gave him a black eye.
Ren Xiaoyan said angrily: "You scumbag! The fact that you are pursuing Mo Huijun has been spread for a long time, and now you have the guts to pursue me?"
When Yang Fei was about to speak, Ren Xiaoyan punched him in the stomach with an extremely action-oriented uppercut, causing him to fall to the ground and twitch.
"I don't hate a pretty boy like you. As long as you serve me well, I'm fine with it. But your taste makes me sick. You first pursued Mo Huijun and then you pursued me. In your eyes, I am on the same level as her."
Yes, is she even one step above me? Go to hell!"
Ren Xiaoyan was annoyed and touched him twice before turning and leaving.
"Brother...you are so inferior..."
Yang Fei turned around and suddenly realized that Elizabeth had also followed him to the headquarters of the Lion Bailey Regiment. She must have seen the fool he just made.
Yang Fei patted his butt and got up indifferently. "What do you know? Life is incomplete if you don't get slapped in the face, belly and butt by the girl you like. By the way... why are you following me?"
"Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win every battle. I want to know you better... No." Elizabeth shook her head and said, "I want to learn love skills from my brother!"
Yang Fei was extremely surprised. "...Aren't you already married? Why do you want to fall in love?"
"My husband doesn't come home all year round, I want to attack him!"
"Okay! Then I will teach you this supreme secret! This love... is divided into three strategies: upper, middle and lower. Which one do you want to learn?"
Elizabeth thought for a moment and asked, "What's your plan?"
"Get straight to the point and say loudly to XX: XX, XX, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. If you succeed, you won't succeed. It's simple and direct, and violence is effective."
Elizabeth shook her head.
"I think this is not suitable for me. What's the trick?"
"Splash it with money, give him rings, necklaces, and earrings. It's best to buy him the whole world and throw it to her like a box."
Elizabeth shook her head.
"Then what's the plan?"
Yang Fei said calmly: "I haven't thought about it yet. If I learned it, I would hug you right now."
Elizabeth said helplessly: "You need money to fall into the trap, brother."
Unexpectedly, Yang Fei took out a painted pyramid from his pocket and held it in his hand, confidently saying:
"I have thought about it. We will register a company now and launch our latest product 'Cosmic Metaphysics Lucky Collector'. Due to the event promotion, not only can it be easily obtained with only fifty copper coins, but it will also become our company's
Senior members are lucky enough to have the opportunity to become multi-millionaires."
Elizabeth was curious.
“What’s next to become a multi-millionaire?”
"As long as he works hard to develop his offline, the more he develops, the better. The more he develops, the greater the benefits..."
Elizabeth said angrily: "This is illegal! No, no, you can't do this."
Yang Fei spread his hands helplessly.
"Then I have no choice. There is nothing I can teach you anymore. Let's leave here and go back."