Brother Yi’s birthday, how can there be no congratulatory message?
In a Conan style, the extra chapter has been confirmed to be the White Tea Messenger. Considering that it will be a strong spoiler, I arranged it this week.
Luo Xiaoyi's birthday is a sacred and difficult day for the dragon fighting warriors, because they always have to do a safe and effective job of confidentiality. However, as long as something goes wrong, it will be discovered immediately. In this way, it will be created before
All the surprises are meaningless.
The person who held this job last year was Ziyao Xiaocutie, who managed to get through with his superb cuteness skills.
But this time...
The hard-working kid who accepted this mission is...
Oriental end and blue sky painting!
Of course, in addition to confidentiality, how to create a sense of surprise is also an important plan!
How many times better would it be to surprise someone you care about?
So this shameful thing fell on Bailuo's shoulders.
"So this is not a reason for me to pick on Conan."
In order to amplify the surprise and make it appear more scientific, our Tianhua girl specially arranged for Bailuo to study Conan in front of the computer for six hours a day.
Others also started preparing their own gifts.
Get a scientific gift!
Now let’s take a look at Brother Yi’s confidential daily routine on his birthday:
"Dongfang Mo, Tian Hua, what kind of evil have you got?"
This early in the morning, before Luo Xiaoyi even climbed out of bed, his doorbell was destroyed by these two people.
However, he has to experience the scourge of high-frequency noise.
Lan Tianhua was carrying a big bag of snacks in one hand and a tablet computer in the other. He was smiling with a knife hidden in his face, which made Luo Xiaoyi shiver.
"Hehehe, Captain Xiaoyi, you're not awake yet."
"Speak directly if you have anything to say." Luo Xiaoyi did not intend to let them enter the house and blocked the door like a door god.
"It's rare for the two of us to be free today. We want to play games with you, Captain Xiao Yi, so... we'll stay at your house for the day!"
Luo Xiaoyi suddenly stared at the hairline drawn by Lan Tian and asked seriously: "Um...really?"
An uneasy feeling spread from his heart to his limbs. Lan Tian said "uh" for n seconds without getting an answer. Fortunately, Dongfang Mo came to the rescue.
"Otherwise, do you think we can bring so many things to your house? It's still a waste of time."
Think about it, two-thirds of the bag of things that the stupid woman holds is his money.
A whole month’s living expenses!!!
And not counting the gift money, he was just wandering on the edge of eating rubbish.
"That's right... then come in."
This time, it’s definitely just for the games and snacks!
Luo Xiaoyi, the Dragon Fighting Captain, was very helpless. He thought he could have fun after defeating the boss, but the elder asked him to be responsible for the team's use of astrological power and personal power, and then compiled and reported it in a form.
A person's information alone includes fan-shaped statistical charts of various abilities (such as attack power, defense power...), the frequency of use of astrological power and reactions after use, and reports on physical conditions...
The above situation caused white papers to be everywhere on the table and sofa at Luo Xiaoyi's home. They were scattered all over the table, and some were even pressed against the bottom of the laptop.
"Hey, Captain Xiao Yi, I advise you to find a wife as soon as possible to help you with housework."
"Look, there's no place where you can put things or sit. I'm curious how you survived?" Lan Tianhua complained as he cleaned up the messy table.
Luo Xiaoyi scratched his fried red hair, grinned and said, "I'm only in the living room except when I'm working. I usually stay in my room."
So, the room——is the real disaster area!
"Hey Dongfang, what are you doing here? Come and help!"
Dongfang Mo was urged by Lan Tianhua. Although he didn't want to do it, he honestly picked up a pile of papers and arranged them neatly.
It took the three of them nearly ten minutes to make the house tidy.
"Thank you for helping me clean up. I'll go make you a cup of coffee."
It looked like this guy had experience. He also bought a coffee machine at home. Other than that, there were no fruits or anything else.
Ding~ The blue sky painting WeChat prompt sounded at the right time.
It was Kaifeng who helped Lan Tianhua purchase gifts and sent some pictures.
Lan Tianhua is a hidden rich woman and asked Kaifeng to help her find some sunscreen and facial cleanser. Although she had already expected that Luo Xiaoyi would not be so thoughtful about dressing up, she chose the ones with the highest probability of use and high cost performance.
Sunscreen.
Moreover, it was tested by her herself and it is absolutely effective!
Under the "professional" guidance of Lan Tian Hua, Kaifeng took out the bank card Lan Tian Hua gave him and bought it without hesitation.
However, even if it is sunscreen, does Xiao Yi really know how to use it? --- A soul torture from the birthday star Fa Xiao.
In contrast, Dongfang Mo, a slum boy, chose to buy one for Luo Xiaoyi...
Nintendo's game console?!
Have the identities of the two people been reversed in this painting? Is this the invisible rich man?
Of course there has to be a sense of surprise, so...no one knows yet~
Shhh~
"What's wrong? What happened?" Luo Xiaoyi came over with three cups of coffee. The strong aroma of coffee kept harassing the olfactory nerves, and he had the urge to drink it all. "Hey, I only have mocha at home.
And cappuccino, let’s make do with it first and make you mocha.”
When Luo Xiaoyi saw Lan Tianhua dodging with his mobile phone and his thumb kept sliding on the screen, he thought something had happened.
"Okay, it's solved! It's okay, it's okay." Lan Tianhua quickly stuffed the phone back into his pocket after receiving the payment text message.
Lan Tianhua held the mug and blew a few puffs of hot air into the brown liquid. He then opened his lips slightly and let the liquid flow into his mouth smoothly. His taste buds first tasted the taste of mocha before letting the warm liquid enter his throat.
I have to say that Luo Xiaoyi’s coffee is really delicious.
"Captain Xiaoyi, can you tell me the coffee brand and price."
"Secret~"
Luo Xiaoyi is annoying again, but for the sake of him being the birthday boy, Lan Tianhua can bear it~~
"Forget it, my lady, I have a lot, don't worry about it, come on, come on, hurry up and start the black game!"
Lan Tianhua opened the tablet in less than a minute, and Dongfang Mo boarded the throne.
Three minutes later...
"I'm going to wipe the sky, hurry up, hurry up!"
"I'm going to die soon if I don't hurry up in Dongfang!"
"Stinky Dongfang, where are you going?"
"Stupid woman, stop me!"
The three of them started talking, and after kneeling down for four consecutive times, the blackout event finally came to an end. (Mainly because I have never played King of Kings and don’t know how to write it, so I just made up the number of words.) There were a lot of snacks on the table.
There was nothing inside the package. There was a potato chip bag on Lan Tianhua's arm, and the pillow that was originally on his back was also on his chest.
"Looking at this time, Kaifeng and the others should have arrived too." Dongfang Mo raised his arm and looked at his watch, complaining.
"Hey! Did you form a group to come to my house to cause trouble today?" Luo Xiaoyi was confused. There were still unfinished potato chips in his mouth, and the corners of his mouth were full of salt particles.
"No, it's a secret~"
Captain Xiao Yi, look, it was you who misled Dongfang Mo’s girlfriend. Now you are getting retribution. You can’t blame others.
Sure enough, at the urging of Lan Tianhua's WeChat message, Luo Xiaoyi's doorbell rang again.
Luo Xiaoyi narrowed his eyes dangerously, like a fox staring at a hunter, and then motioned Lan Tianhua to open the door.
"Go to the stinky Dongfang!"
Lan Tianhua stretched out his big foot and kicked Dongfang Mo's butt. After receiving the order, Dongfang Mo whispered "Fuck" and resolutely put down his non-existent morals and opened the door.
"Ah ha? Dongfang Mo?" Kai Feng seemed not to have expected that Dongfang Mo would open the door, and hurriedly put away the long-barreled salute that was gradually revealed, and then Zi Yao's friend blocked it and quietly handed it to Bai Nuo, and Bai Nuo unexpectedly...
…
Throw it away!!
Yes, you read that right, our military advisor indeed threw the salute at the door!
And even the lovely cake was abandoned!
When entering the door, Bailuo was the last one to come in. The door handle did not move when it came to her hand, but...
She didn’t close the door!!
Yes, our military advisor was very flattering and left a gap for the salute outside.
As soon as he entered the house, Kai Feng deliberately took Fa Xiao away, "What, what is it that smells so good?"
"It's the coffee made by Captain Xiao Yi!"
"Well, then give us a drink too."
Luo Xiaoyi always felt that his brother's tone was weird and unusual, so he did not take any immediate action. He even went up and walked around the house a few times, staring with death eyes like a teacher.
Bainuo looked panicked and said to Luo Xiaoyi: "Xiaoyi, I want to try it too."
"No problem, you guys sit down first!"
As soon as these words came out, Mo Huakai and the others all gave their dear captain a box of blades in their hearts.
Damn those pornographic relatives and friends!
Bailuo sat next to Lan Tianhua. Before his butt got hot, Lan Tianhua put his arm around Bainuo with a lewd smile and said, "Wow Bailuo, Captain Yi seems to be doting on you~"
"It's just...nothing."
"Stupid woman, I have told you so many times, be more confident, be more confident! Remove the word "as if"."
Before Bailuo could get over his sense of shame, Lan Tianhua and Dongfang Mo had already started to quarrel.
You ask Kaifeng and Ziyao?
Of course our Kaifeng threw the sunscreen to Lan Tianhua first, then flew open the door, brought the salute in, and laid an ambush at the kitchen door to surprise Faxiao!
Zi Yao also secretly hid the cake behind the sofa.
Can’t you tell that at such a young age, he has the demeanor to be a big thief?
Just as Brother Yi came out with the coffee steadily...
boom!
The colorful ribbons fell from Brother Yi's head like a goddess scattering flowers.
At this time, Mo Hua Nuoyao stood in front of Luo Xiaoyi holding the gifts he had prepared and shouted in unison:
"Happy birthday!"
"you……!"
"Hehehehe, this is a gift for you, captain." Lan Tianhua smiled and handed the gift bag to Luo Xiaoyi. Luo Xiaoyi put down the plate and took out the contents curiously.
What the hell... Anyway, he knew that as long as it was given by Lan Tian Hua, none of it would be commonly used.
Uh...sunscreen??
“Tianhua, do you think I’m evil??”
"No, sunscreen doesn't just have the function of protecting you from the sun." Lan Tianhua threatened by the way, "Be sure to use it frequently~" and gave Luo Xiaoyi a seemingly friendly and kind look.
Damn, all the bullshit emotion he had was gone! Fortunately, he was holding back his tears one second, but he didn't expect that the next second he would be thrown into the eighteenth level of hell.
To be honest, Luo Xiaoyi really doesn’t need skin care products. As a man, black spots are healthy!
What's more, he didn't even know which birthday he received from Lan Tianhua as a gift. He had used it, just... once or twice?
Just like last year's hat, last year's perfume, last year's storage box... I guess they are all still gathering dust in the gift box at this moment.
"Here, here it is, a game console." Dongfang Mo took out a red box, which instantly made the eyes of the male creatures present shine.
"Dongfang Mo, when did you become so generous??"
"Suddenly I'm so envious of Xiao Yi..."
"Brother Xiao Yi, you can lend me some for fun in the future~"
A flash of red flashed across Dongfang Mo's face, "Well, that's it, it's not very expensive anyway."
"Hmph, why didn't I see you give me something expensive on my birthday?"
"Stupid woman! I made all your birthday gifts myself..." Dongfang Mo muttered quietly, but others still heard every word.
"Hey~~ Stop showing off, okay..." Luo Xiaoyi vowed that he would never go to a place with a blue sky painting in the future.
But it seems unlikely...
What Benro sent was a gold-gilded feather bookmark, and there was a piece of paper scrawled with a red pen on the bottom of the exquisite box. The black handwriting could no longer be seen clearly.
"Benro, what is this?"
Luo Xiaoyi wanted to tear the paper off, but Bainuo stopped him, and pretended to be mysterious and said to Luo Xiaoyi: "Tear it off when you understand."
His voice gradually became as light as a mosquito, and there was always an irresistible smile on his face.
Luo Xiaoyi still accepted it with a confused look on his face. At that time, Ziyao picked up a cat from nowhere. The white fluff was as soft as a hair ball.
"Wow, thank you Ziyao."
"Breathe, brother Xiaoyi, Ziyao heard that having a cat can reduce the chance of heart disease and stroke."
So you are also here to piss off your brother Xiaoyi, right???
"Uh-huh..." Luo Xiaoyi showed a gentlemanly, awkward, and friendly smile.
"Then what I gave you, this is it!" Kai Feng took out...
A bottle of wine!
Yes here to reconfirm for you.
Yes, this is indeed a bottle of wine!
And it’s from China...
Lao Baigan!
"I heard that Laobaigan can cure colds, so I bought a bottle for Xiao Yi to try." (Successfully cured case: Edogawa xx)
This is really... the better the relationship, the more "intentional" it is ~
What a scammer!
Sincerely curse me??
Luo Xiaoyi's forehead was marked with three straight lines, and the corners of his mouth twitched, haha~
Just when Luo Xiaoyi reluctantly accepted the well-meaning curses from his teammates, Ziyao took out the cake.
"Brothers and sisters, it's time to eat birthday cake."
"Ah! I don't have a lighter at home!" Luo Xiaoyi glanced at the candle depressedly.
"It's okay, are there any matches?" Bailuo took the matches, "Where's the flashlight?"
Luo Xiaoyi took out the flashlight from the drawer again, and saw Benro "violently" dismantling the head of the flashlight, taking out the reflector, inserting the match into the reflector, then walked to the window and pointed the red end of the match at the sun
, let the light concentrate.
Sure enough, after a while, the match caught fire.
"What the hell! How did you know that, Baino?" Lan Tianhua, the person involved, still didn't know what a right decision he made by letting Baino watch Conan.
"Thanks to you."
"What?"
"secret."
Facts have proven that dry humor is contagious.
The happy birthday party passed just like that, and the night came in a blink of an eye.
"It's a bit cold today." Kai Feng rubbed his arms to keep warm.
"I heard that the sky is the clearest when it's cold, and the stars will be brighter." Blue Sky Painting curled up his legs and sat on the sofa, his eyes unconsciously looking towards the window.
What kind of truth is this?
"Then let's go out and watch the stars!" Luo Xiaoyi suggested.
So everyone ran to the lawn in the yard to look at the stars and the moon. At this time, Luo Xiaoyi was still studying Bailuo's piece of paper in the room.
Hey! Where is the paper??
Luo Xiaoyi searched under the table and on the sofa, but still couldn't find the box with the paper on it.
Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of a white spot. The cat given by Zi Yao was "destroying" Luo Xiaoyi's gift.
"Wow, you are so naughty." Luo Xiaoyi quickly picked up the cat and found the box among the gifts.
But the important paper…
Got ripped off by the cat!
God has treated me like this... Luo Xiaoyi was feeling sad and returned to the table to look for the paper that was torn off by the cat.
The birthday boy is really lucky.
Of course, it is also possible that the God of Love wanted Luo Xiaoyi to get out of his single life when he saw that he was already very old and still single, so he asked Luo Xiaoyi to find the paper in front of the kitchen door.
There is not only paper, but also the cardboard that Luo Xiaoyi usually uses when writing. The red cardboard holds down the paper. The strange thing is...
I can actually read the words on the paper clearly!
It's not my fault that you can't be too lucky... Just when Luo Xiaoyi was lamenting his overwhelming luck, he also knew what was on the paper:
loiouyve??
What the hell is this??
It's just a coincidence that our Kai Feng came in.
"Xiao Yi, what are you doing here?"
"Kaifeng, please help me understand what this means?"
"Well...I love you?!" "Is this written by Bai Nuo for you?" "That's okay, brother, you're single so quickly!"
Before Luo Xiaoyi could calm down, Zi Yao, Lan Tianhua and Dongfang Mo also came in.
"Captain Xiaoyi, let's go home first~"
"Oh."
"Wait! Where's...Benro?"
"Bai Nuo has left."
"That's it..."
Lan Tianhua started to act rude again. When he saw Captain Xiao Yi who was so lost when he said Bai Nuo was gone, hey hey hey, there's something going on!
"What's wrong? Did you just see Captain Xiaoyi's shy face?"
"Secret, secret~"
Some things are better left as a mystery.——by Kaitou Kidd?
Chapter completed!