Yi: The one who pulls the cart is called the coachman, and the one who carries the sedan chair is called the bearer. Do you know what kind of bearer I want to be?
No:What?
Yi: I want to be your husband.
No: I have.
Yi (disappointed): Oh.
Nuo (laughing): In front of my eyes.
Yi: (Without saying a word, he was hugged by a loving princess, and then carried back to the room as fast as lightning)
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Nuo: Xiaoyi, those who have no money are called poor, and those who are sick are called patients. Do you know who I am?
Yi: Bailuo, of course you are a good person~
Nuo (laughing): No! I am your wife.
Yi (blushing): Hehe, then I am your boss~
Nuo (speechless): What a fool...
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Yi: Baino, you say rat ten times.
No: Rat, rat, rat...
Yi (funny): What are cats most afraid of?
No (calm): Rats are most afraid of cats.
Yi: Wife, why don’t you fall into the trap...
Nuo: You are looking for death, right?
(Our Mr. Nuo is a top student~ Yidian, do you want to trick Mr. Nuo? Go and study for more than ten years before coming back...)
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Nuo: Xiaoyi, you mentioned the Anshi Rebellion three times.
Yi: The Anshi Rebellion... (omitted twice)
No: Change "chaos" to "green".
Yi: The greenness of Anshi (I am a donkey).
No: Hahaha
Yi: Huh, Baino, if you dare to trick me, I will punish you!
promise:!!!
Yi: I punish you by marrying me!
Nuo (blushing): Well...
(Ling'er [Funny]: Yidian, tell me honestly, have you ever watched "The Book of Flirting with Girls"?! Luo Xiaoyi: Uh-huh, you've discovered all this.)
ps: School will start soon, this may be the last article before school starts. (To be continued)