Luo Xiaoyi: Tsk, tsk, I didn’t expect that this old thief Tai Gu was hiding quite deep.
Kai Feng: The sword is not old yet~
Dongfang Mo: Just remember to give us wedding candy.
Bailuo: Let me guess, his girlfriend is not a widow from some village? (Swire: Do I look like someone who wants second-hand goods?)
Lan Tian Hua: Are you not empty? (Taikou: The East is not empty and I am not empty either)
Ziyao: Should that be called...grandma? (Taikoo: Ziyao is still sensible)
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2. When Di Gu has a good gay friend
Luo Xiaoyi: I thought Di Gu was straight!
(Ruo Chu: Saonian, you think too simply. Even if Di Gu is really straight, he is not as straight as you.)
Kai Feng: Oh? Qian Fan?
(Di Gu: You can consider it. Audience:!!!)
Dongfang Mo: Just abandon Qianfan like that?
(Qianfan: What do you want me to do when you lie down for the second time?)
Benro:Which handsome guy is it?
(Ruochu: Your young master will be jealous.)
Lan Tian Hua: Sure enough, true love is between men.
(Baino: So we are just doing it? Audience/Luo Xiaoyi/Dongfang Mo:!!!)
Ziyao: Shouldn’t we call ourselves ex after we break up?
(Di Gu [black face]: Ziyao...)
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3. When Qianfan falls in love
Di Gu: Qianfan, you still have us.
Luo Xiaoyi: Please remove "we".
(Qianfan/Di Gu: We both have nine years of compulsory education. Why are you so good?)
Kaifeng: Di Gu, the opportunity has come!
(Di Gu: Come to your brother-in-law!)
Dongfang Mo: Teach you a trick to "take advantage of the opportunity".
(Ruochu: It seems you are very experienced.)
Bailuo: The fragrance is ready.
(Audience: High!)
Lantian Hua: This box of wine is for you!
(Ruo Chu: Tsk, tsk, the motive is not pure.)
Ziyao: Are Sister Bainuo and Sister Tianhua trying to engage in "drunk sex"?
(Audience: A seemingly innocent child has already seen through everything.)
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4. When Mo Hua announces his relationship
Luo Xiaoyi: Sooner or later, it’s just a matter of time.
(Last painting: Clearly Bai Luo Xiaoyi)
Kai Feng: Of course age is a flaw.
(End painting: How old are you?!)
Bailuo: Are you going to call me Brother-in-law Lan?
(Dongfang Mo: What the hell! Bai Nuo: Aren’t you married to Tian Hua? Then you should be named after her. Lan Tian Hua: My beloved concubine’s words deeply resonate with me.)
Lan Tian Hua: With a "wife" like this, my Da Lan family will never fall!
Ziyao: Brother Dongfang, where is your dignity?
(Blue Sky Painting: Here I am!)
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5. When Yinuo announced her relationship
Kaifeng: Xiaoyi played a very good role in taking the lead this time.
Dongfang Mo: Alas, things take turns~
Blue Sky Painting: Is Luo Bainuo better or Luonuo?
(Luo Xiaoyi: I think it sounds better to be called "Baby")
Ziyao: Sister-in-law Baino, when will you consider moving to Xinghuoluomen?
(Luo Xiaoyi: It’s okay, I’ll just go to the Moon Sky Starry Gate.)
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6. If the fire sign wants to change people
Kaifeng: Let’s go! Brother! Let’s rush into the ceremony building.
(Ruochu: You are not the Kaifeng I know.)
Dongfang Mo: Damn it, a pig left and then a dog came. It’s so annoying.
(Luo Xiaoyi: My hands are itchy recently, why don’t we go exercise together?)
Bainuo: Xiaoyi, feel free to go, I will help you take care of the new captain.
(Audience: Congratulations to the young master for successfully becoming green)
Lantian Hua: Bailuo, let’s go see the handsome guy together!
(Luo Xiaoyi: Lan Tianhua, believe it or not, I asked Dongfang Mo to do it for you!)
Ziyao: I heard that recently there is a hat called Forgiveness, which should be very suitable for Brother Xiaoyi.
(Luo Xiaoyi: I can’t wear my headband. Dongfang Mo: Yes, I was born with low quotient. Luo Xiaoyi: Maybe Dongfang Mo can control it...)
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7. When the heroine’s lover comes back
Luo Xiaoyi: As far as I know, there is no one in Bainuo hahaha
(Ruochu: Why didn’t I make it? Luo Xiaoyi:?!!)
Kaifeng: Shaman’s best friends are her two senior brothers at most, real men (it doesn’t matter)!
(Ruochu: That’s right. It’s not a close relationship anyway, and it’s not illegal to be together. Kaifeng: I’ll be merciful in my writing, I’ll be merciful in my writing!)
Dongfang Mo: I’ll give you a head later.
(Bai Nuo: Could it be your head... Dongfang Mo: Don't show off, it's time to cut it!)
Bailuo: I...had a brother next door before, does this...do it count?
(Ruochu: This must be calculated! Luo Xiaoyi: Bring me the address! Bainuo: Forgot...)
Lantian Hua: My Dalan family is overcrowded with handsome men!
Ziyao: I want to find a sister-in-law for my brother.
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8. When Elder Shiloh’s first love comes back
Luo Xiaoyi: Grandma, not aunt!
Kaifeng: Could it be that the Great Elder was led astray by Professor Taigu?
(Taikoo: I have been wronged at my grandma’s house...)
Dongfang Mo: It seems that the great elder was also very romantic when he was young.
(Luo Xiaoyi: It sounds like you are not a man)
Bainuo: For the great elder, this is a debt that cannot be repaid in a lifetime.
(Xi Luo: Money debts are easy to owe, but love debts are hard to repay)
Lan Tian Hua: Don’t talk and get married where you are.
Ziyao: Is this an old cow eating young grass?
(Ruochu: It’s okay, neither old nor young nor young)
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9. If you want to meet your parents
Luo Xiaoyi: I’m afraid Fayue Elder will kill me
Kaifeng: Shaman, let’s go play in the water with Elder Yuan Hai. [I want to take off my clothes]
(Sharman: Oh, calm down!)
Dongfang Mo: Even if you beat me to death, I won’t go see Elder Huishan.
(Ruochu: Anyway, you don’t have a wife.)
Bai Nuo: Great Elder... I'm so scared.
(Lantian Hua: Can I take him away? Luo Xiaoyi: No)
Blue Sky Painting: Elder Hawkins is his biological father.
(Huishan: What about me?)
Ziyao:Who am I? Where am I?
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10. When all the heroines are replaced
Luo Xiaoyi: I am not tempted by beautiful women!
(Ruochu: Then what’s the matter with your nosebleed?)
Kai Feng: I am single-minded.
Dongfang Mo: I am abstinent!
(Yikai: I believe your lies!)
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11. After everyone drinks
Luo Xiaoyi: Hmm...I...I can't drink any more.
(Ruochu: How can I conquer Benro with this little drinking capacity!)
Kai Feng: (staggering to the Star Gate)
Dongfang Mo: I can still drink! Come on!
Bailuo (secretly taking medicine): Go ahead
Lan Tian Hua: I don’t like Dongfang Mo... You guys are talking nonsense!
(Ruo Chu: On the Importance of Punctuation Marks)
Zi Yao: I...I can't lift it.
(Ruochu: Fortunately.)
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12. Describe Dou Si and Dou Wu
Luo Xiaoyi: Final Painting Special
Kai Feng: It’s purely a light bulb.
Dongfang Mo: A fancy show of love.
Bailuo: Roll your eyes during the fourth fight, and close your eyes during the fifth fight.
Lantian Hua: Becoming a “mom” in advance
(Dongfang Mo: This is called practicing!)
Zi Yao: Dou Si has a confused face, Dou Wu has a confused face.
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13. Describe Dou Er and Dou San
Luo Xiaoyi: Don’t blame me for the peach blossoms.
Kai Feng: The perfect embodiment of the difference between being single and not being single.
Dongfang Mo: "Happy Enemies" does not explain.
Bailuo: A top student falls in love early
Blue Sky Painting: A group of little furry children eating grass beside their nest.
(Ziyao: Who am I?)
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14. When lovers are angry
Luo Xiaoyi: (Burying his head in the pillow and playing with self-mutilation)
Kaifeng: (Walking around like crazy all the way)
Dongfang Mo: (The arrogant man turns into an iceberg in one second)
Benro: (as if you were in Antarctica)
Blue sky painting: (I stand on the crater)
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15. When your lover ignores you
Luo Xiaoyi: (all kinds of shameless stalking)
Kaifeng: (Various earthy love words full of love)
Dongfang Mo: (hard-spoken but soft-hearted, helpless)
Bailuo: (slams the door and leaves, leaving behind a durian shell)
Blue Sky Painting: (Various ways to throw pillow alarm clock)
ps: The evening self-study for the exam was boring and boring, and the jokes were all improvised, so that’s it... (To be continued)