After losing my mobile phone, in addition to the most intuitive thing of not being able to browse Moments, Weibo, and read novels to kill time, there is another more troublesome thing... I have no money!!
Being young and ignorant, I still thought that as long as we had Alipay, micropayments could be used all over the world... I had never seen a few pieces of money after watching anime for so many years, and I thought that paper money was already available.
It doesn't work...
If I remember correctly, my school seemed to be in the suburbs...
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Fortunately, I am smart, resourceful and brave. Before I went on a long trip, I had already thought of the perfect solution when I had no money - begging! All I had to do was find a clean place to sit down in front of the station, take a piece of chalk and write "I am from out of town".
A student who came here accidentally lost his wallet on the road and asked for a taxi back to school as soon as 20 bucks." After half a day, let alone the fare, I might even have saved money for a new mobile phone!
However, I was still too sweet. After walking half a circle around the station and choosing the place, I realized... I didn't bring any chalk...
Rin obviously failed to realize that we were about to embark on a long march without supplies. She was still chattering in my ears about the new things she had seen. Have you had the New Year's Eve dinner? I believe everyone has experienced it.
The horror of the bombing that killed my aunt - just this, Rin can stand up to ten! But at least thanks to my education, she will no longer resort to throwing rocks at other people's car windows to "save others".
I am deeply gratified.
But at this moment, my predicament has still not been solved. There is a long road ahead and ten aunts and six concubines behind me. I am so scared!
"Mr. Psycho..." A timid voice sounded. When he looked up, he found it was the busty girl on the train. "Please stop following me, okay? I'll give you money, but please don't hurt me."
It seems that she thought that I was following her when I was begging for food. What a wonderful coincidence... Why do people always think of me as a lunatic recently? Didn't I just sit on the suspended train halfway with my left hand raised? (I was pulled by Rin.
) Aren’t I just talking to myself? (Chatting with Rin) Aren’t I just shouting suddenly? (Complaining about Rin) How does this sound like a lunatic? Tell me?
I was about to give myself a few words of defense, but the second half of her sentence made me fall into deep thought.
Should I admit that I was insane and take a taxi back to that fake college with money; or should I fight for my dignity and clear my name (and then walk several to dozens of kilometers to the college)? After weighing the pros and cons, I quickly made a choice -
-As a human being, if we lose our dignity and pride, what can we have left?! Our dignity may not be worth much, but it is the only thing we really have. It is the last inch of our territory, but in that inch of territory
, we are free.
"I'm not crazy!" I said decisively, loudly, and then shouted, "But I'm not a good person either...robbery!"
After all, I still don’t want to walk to the academy…
The big-breasted girl was obviously frightened, and tears were rolling in her beautiful eyes. I really felt pity for her, but for the happiness of my lower body, I have to harden my heart... At worst, I can make it up to her if there is another chance to meet her in the future.
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With this thought in mind, I said "viciously" again: "Hurry up, don't let me do it myself!"
The tears in the girl's eyes became more intense, and then... she started to unbutton her clothes?! Wait! Girl, is there some misunderstanding that we haven't solved yet? We are law-abiding citizens who steal money but not sex!
I have to stop her!
"It's right here? It's not good, right?"
The girl cried "Wow"...
Why do I feel that this rhythm is not right... According to the general plot development, it should not be that when I was worrying about how to get to the academy, I accidentally looked up and found a few gangsters surrounding a beautiful woman, and then I showed off my power and challenged her
Jiu rescued the beauty, and then realized that this beauty was not the one he had just seen on the train. So a good emotional foundation was laid - the beauty secretly made a secret promise. Of course, neither of them knew this.
, usually it is not dug out until the middle and late stages, and then it suddenly dawns on you: Oh! It turns out that she has liked me since then!
But now, as the savior, I actually play the role of a "rogue"?
"Beast, let go of that girl, let me...cough! Come at me if you have anything!"
Look, isn’t this coming? Accompanying this extremely classic line is a tall, thin and handsome boy. It seems that the protagonist has much more temperament than me...
Now I am faced with two choices. If I win, I will be a gangster and a pervert. If I can't win, let alone, I will definitely be beaten up by others, and they will also promote feelings... Alas! Life is a constant choice of questions.
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I closed my eyes in pain, and then opened them suddenly. The confusion and entanglement in my eyes had disappeared - if you want to fight, I will fight! This is my choice! (Actually, I don’t have the money to go back to school if I run away)
The handsome guy opposite (I call him Protagonist No. 1) saw my fighting eyes and understood what I meant. He immediately put on a posture. He looked like a practicing master at first sight! Don’t pick up the porcelain without the diamond.
Damn, it seems there is a reason why this guy dared to come forward.
At this time, a group of onlookers had gathered around the three of us. Someone came a little late and didn't know why, so he asked the person next to him: "What happened?"
"It seems like two young men are jealous over a beautiful woman. No, they are planning a duel, and the loser will automatically withdraw."
"Oh~ That's it. Then why is that girl crying?"
"I don't know, maybe I'm happy."
These are all rumors! What happened to a robbery? I was about to turn around and complain to the stupid son who spread the rumors, but the protagonist No. 1 had already moved. Because the incident happened suddenly, I could only
I was so anxious to see his movements clearly, I saw him taking one step to the left and one to the right, and in a few seconds he was in front of me, and punched me in the face... It seemed that he had something to say about this move.
But... I am no longer the loser who could run two blocks without getting tired!
In the past month, in addition to watching Korean dramas at home, I also have to go to the market to buy vegetables. In order to avoid Rin who is chatty in the house, I often escape from the house. The amount of exercise is not what it used to be... In other words - I have become stronger.
Got it!
So I caught the inevitable punch of the protagonist No. 1! Of course... I caught it with my face.
"You lose. According to the agreement, you can leave Yue'er. I don't want to see you pestering Yue'er again in the future! Otherwise, it will be like today!"
Why did your client believe the rumors? Hey! Please respect the act of robbery, okay?
I solemnly declare: I am a robber, and I rob wealth but not sex!
"Okay... Yue'er is yours, but one day, you will also be defeated by me!" I am inferior to others in terms of skills, so I can only accept weakness. Only by facing failure can we become strong. People must feel inferior.
Use it as a springboard to jump higher! #What qualifications do you have to say that others believe rumors!#
Protagonist No. 1 gently wiped away the busty girl's tears and asked with concern: "Yue'er, are you okay?"
"Yue'er" said weakly: "Um...my name is Yun Zhimu..."